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Prox
12-14-2006, 02:44 PM
Adcomsubordcomphibspac" is the longest acronym. It is a Navy term standing for Administrative Command, Amphibious Forces, Pacific Fleet Subordinate Command.

"Almost" is the longest commonly used word in the English language with all the letters in alphabetical order.

"Asthma" and "isthmi" are the only six-letter words that begin and end with a vowel and have no other vowels between.

"Billie Jean" by Michael Jackson was the first video to air on MTV by a black artist.

"Canada" is an Indian word meaning "Big Village".

"Dreamt" is the only English word that ends in the letters "mt".

"Duff" is the decaying organic matter found on a forest floor.

"Fickleheaded" and "fiddledeedee" are the longest words consisting only of letters in the first half of the alphabet.

"Flushable" toilets were in use in ancient Rome.

"Fortnight" is a contraction of "fourteen nights." In the US "two weeks" is more commonly used.

"Forty" is the only number which has its letters in alphabetical order. "One" is the only number with its letters in reverse alphabetical order.

"Four" is the only number whose number of letters in the name equals the number.

"Hang on Sloopy" is the official rock song of Ohio.

"Happy Birthday" was the first song to be performed in outer space, sung by the Apollo IX astronauts on March 8, 1969.

""Kemo Sabe, meaning an all knowing one, is actually a mispronunciation by Native American of the Spanish phrase, Quien lo Sabe, meaning one who knows."

The lunula is the half-moon shaped pale area at the bottom of finger nails.

"Ma is as selfless as I am" can be read the same way backwards. If you take away all the spaces you can see that all the letters can be spelled out both ways.

"Mad About You" star Paul Reiser plays the piano on the show's theme song.

"One thousand" contains the letter A, but none of the words from one to nine hundred ninety-nine has an A.

"Ough" can be pronounced in eight different ways. The following sentence contains them all: "A rough-coated, dough-faced ploughman strode through the streets of Scarborough, coughing and hiccoughing thoughtfully.

"Rhythms" is the longest English word without the normal vowels, a, e, i, o, or u.

"Second string," meaning "replacement or backup," comes from the middle ages. An archer always carried a second string in case the one on his bow broke.

"Speak of the Devil" is short for "Speak of the Devil and he shall come". It was believed that if you spoke about the Devil it would attract his attention. That's why when you're talking about someone and they show up people say "Speak of the Devil."

"Stewardesses" is the longest word that can be typed with only the left hand.

"Tautonyms" are scientific names for which the genus and species are the same.

"Taxi" is spelled exactly the same in English, French, German, Swedish, Portuguese, and Dutch.

"Teh" means "cool" in Thai. (Pronounced "tay").

"The sixth sick sheik's sixth sheep's sick" is said to be the toughest tongue twister in English.

"THEREIN" is a seven-letter word that contains thirteen words spelled using consecutive letters: the, he, her, er, here, I, there, ere, rein, re, in, therein, and herein.

"Underground" is the only word in the English language that begins and ends with the letters "und." $203,000,000 is spent on barbed wire each year in the U.S.

1 and 2 are the only numbers where they are values of the numbers of the factors they have.

1 in 5,000 north Atlantic lobsters are born bright blue.

1 in every 3 people in the country of Israel use a cell phone.

1 kg (2.2 pounds) of lemons contain more sugar than 1 kg of strawberries.

1,525,000,000 miles of telephone wire are strung across the Unites States.

1.7 litres of saliva is produced each day. In Discovery Channel, its a quart.

10 percent of all human beings ever born are alive at this very moment.

10% of human dry weight comes from bacteria

11% of the world is left-handed.

111, 111, 111 X 111, 111, 111 = 12, 345, 678, 987, 654, 321

1200 equals 1 pound (72 rupees).

123,000,000 cars are being driven on highways in the United States.

166,875,000,000 pieces of mail are delivered each year in the United States.

1959's A Raisin in the Sun was the first play by a black woman to be produced on Broadway.

2 and 5 are the only prime numbers that end in 2 or 5.

203 million dollars is spent on barbed wire each year in the U.S.

22,000 checks will be deducted from the wrong bank accounts in the next hour.

23% of all photocopier faults worldwide are caused by people sitting on them and photocopying their buttocks.

25% of a human's bones are in its feet.

259200 people die every day.

27% of Americans believe we never landed on the moon.

27% of U.S. male college students believe life is "a meaningless existential hell."

3% of all mammals are monogamous

315 entries in Webster's 1996 dictionary were misspelled.

315 words in the 1996 Webster's dictionary were mispelled.

4 tablespoons of ketchup has about the same amount of nutrition as a ripe tomato.

40% of all people who come to a party snoop in your medicine cabinet.

40% of McDonald's profits come from the sales of Happy Meals.

43.7% of all statistics are made up right on the spot

48% of astronauts experience motion sickness.

52% of Americans drink coffee.

55.1% of all US prisoners are in prison for drug offenses.

56,000,000 people go to Major League baseball games each year

67 million pounds of pesticides and about 3 million tons of fertilizer are used annually on lawns in the US.

78 rpm albums, used prior to 1948, were only capable of recording for four minutes. It wasn’t until later that year that Columbia Records introduced 33 rpm albums capable of playing 23 minutes per side.

80% of animals on earth are insects.

80% of arrested criminals are male.

In Disney's Fantasia, the Sorcerer to whom Mickey played an apprentice was named Yensid, which is Disney spelled backward.

By raising your legs slowly and lying on your back, you cannot sink into quicksand.

One in ten people live on an island.

84% of a raw apple is water.

It takes more calories to eat a piece of celery than the celery has in it to begin with.

Aimeht
12-14-2006, 03:07 PM
Wow. I feel much wiser.

Sinister
12-14-2006, 03:21 PM
"Canada" is an Indian word meaning "Big Village".
American Indian, which is actually not Indian at all, but Christopher Colombus (the one who named them Indians) was a fucking 'tard.

Prox
12-14-2006, 03:27 PM
American Indian, which is actually not Indian at all, but Christopher Colombus (the one who named them Indians) was a fucking 'tard.

He named them Indians because he thought he was in the Indies.

adombomb222
12-14-2006, 03:39 PM
"Speak of the Devil" is short for "Speak of the Devil and he shall come". It was believed that if you spoke about the Devil it would attract his attention. That's why when you're talking about someone and they show up people say "Speak of the Devil."


I like this one, it's cool.

Sinister
12-14-2006, 04:04 PM
He named them Indians because he thought he was in the Indies.I know, that's what makes him such a fucking 'tard.

Oxygene
12-14-2006, 04:16 PM
He named them Indians because he thought he was in the Indies.

didn't it have some shit to do with "a people of god" or something like "in dios" which some misinterpreted as indians? I think india back then was called hindustan anyway.

BTW Taxi is Taxi in Hungarian too... I think some of these "facts" are bullshit tho.. but most of them aren't, and they are cool!

Oxygene
12-14-2006, 04:18 PM
111, 111, 111 X 111, 111, 111 = 12, 345, 678, 987, 654, 321


this is rad....

Mota Boy
12-14-2006, 04:28 PM
More fun facts!


Touch-tone telephone keypads were originally planned to have buttons for
Police and Fire Departments, but they were replaced with * and # when the
project was cancelled in favor of developing the 911 system.

The Venezuelan brown bat can detect and dodge individual raindrops in
mid-flight, arriving safely back at his cave completely dry.

King Henry VIII slept with a gigantic axe.

Napoleon's favorite type of wood was knotty chestnut.

You can actually sharpen the blades on a pencil sharpener by wrapping your
pencils in aluminum foil before inserting them.

Legislation passed during WWI making it illegal to say "gesundheit" to a
sneezer was never repealed.

The skin needed for elbow transplants must be taken from the scrotum of a
cadaver.

Manatees possess vocal chords which give them the ability to speak like
humans, but don't do so because they have no ears with which to hear the
sound.

Smearing a small amount of dog feces on an insect bite will relieve the
itching and swelling.

Catfish are the only animals that naturally have an ODD number of
whiskers.

A duck's quack is the only sound that doesn't echo.

In the weightlessness of space a frozen pea will explode if it comes in
contact with Pepsi.

Due to the angle at which the optic nerve enters the brain, staring at a
blue surface during sex greatly increases the intensity of orgasms.

The Air Force's F-117 fighter uses aerodynamics discovered during research
into how bumblebees fly.

Never hold your nose and cover your mouth when sneezing, as it can blow
out your eyeballs.

The increased electricity used by modern appliances is causing a shift in
the Earth's magnetic field. By the year 2327, the North Pole will be
located in mid-Kansas, while the South Pole will be just off the coast of
East Africa.

The idea for "tribbles" in "Star Trek" came from gerbils, since some
gerbils are actually born pregnant.

A team of University of Virginia researchers released a study promoting
the practice of picking one's nose, claiming that the health benefits of
keeping nasal passages free from infectious blockages far outweigh the
negative social connotations.

Aardvarks are allergic to radishes, but only during summer months.

The "nine lives" attributed to cats is probably due to their having nine
primary whiskers.

If the amount of alcohol consumed in Ireland in a single day were instead burned for fuel, it could power the country for three months.

The Boeing 747 is capable of flying upside-down if it weren't for the fact
that the wings would shear off when trying to roll it over.

Human saliva has a boiling point three times that of regular water.

The trucking company Elvis Presley worked at as a young man was owned by
Frank Sinatra.

The only golf course on the island of Tonga has 15 holes, and there's no
penalty if a monkey steals your golf ball.

In WWII the US military planned to airdrop over France propaganda in the
form of Playboy magazine, with coded messages hidden in the models'
turn-ons and turn-offs. The plan was scrapped because of a staple shortage
due to rationing of metal.

The city of Helsinki, Finland has the highest number of venereal diseases per capita of any major city, with 4.

SCUBA divers cannot pass gas at depths of 33 feet or below.

Replying more than 100 times to the same piece of spam e-mail will
overwhelm the sender's system and interfere with their ability to send any
more spam.

Polar bears can eat as many as 86 penguins in a single sitting.

The first McDonald's restaurant opened for business in 1952 in Edinburgh,
Scotland, and featured the McHaggis sandwich.

You *can* get blood from a stone, but only if contains at least 17 percent
bauxite.

Silly Putty was "discovered" as the residue left behind after the first
latex condoms were produced. It's not widely publicized for obvious
reasons.

Approximately one-sixth of your life is spent on Wednesdays.

The sport of jai alai originated from a game played by Incan priests who
held cats by their tails and swung at leather balls. The cats would
instinctively grab at the ball with their claws, thus enabling players to
catch them.

A cat's purr has the same romance-enhancing frequency as the voice of
singer Barry White.

Male rhesus monkeys often hang from tree branches by their amazing
prehensile penises.

The typewriter was invented by Hungarian immigrant Qwert Yuiop, who left
his "signature" on the keyboard.

The volume of water that the Giant Sequoia tree consumes in a 24-hour
period contains enough suspended minerals to pave 17.3 feet of a 4-lane
concrete freeway.

Because printed materials are being replaced by CD-ROM, microfiche and the
Internet, libraries that previously sank into their foundations under the
weight of their books are now in danger of collapsing in extremely high
winds.

In 1843, a Parisian street mime got stuck in his imaginary box and
consequently died of starvation.

Calvin, of the "Calvin and Hobbes" comic strip, was patterned after
President Calvin Coolidge, who had a pet tiger as a boy.

Watching an hour-long soap opera burns more calories than watching a
three-hour baseball game.

Until 1978, Camel cigarettes contained minute particles of real camels.

To human taste buds, Zima is virtually indistinguishable from zebra urine.

Seven out of every ten hockey-playing Canadians will lose a tooth during a
game. For Canadians who don't play hockey, that figure drops to five out
of ten.

A dog's naked behind leaves absolutely no bacteria when pressed against
carpet.

Among items left behind at Osama bin Laden's headquarters in Afghanistan
were 27 issues of Mad Magazine. Al Qaeda members have admitted that bin
Laden is reportedly an avid reader.

Urine from male cape water buffaloes is so flammable that some tribes use
it for lantern fuel.

At the first World Cup championship in Uruguay, 1930, the soccer balls
were actually monkey skulls wrapped in paper and leather.

Every Labrador retriever dreams about bananas.

If you put a bee in a film canister for two hours, it will go blind and
leave behind its weight in honey.

Centuries ago, purchasing real estate often required having one or more
limbs amputated in order to prevent the purchaser from running away to
avoid repayment of the loan. Hence an expensive purchase was said to cost
"an arm and a leg."

When Mahatma Gandhi died, an autopsy revealed five gold Krugerrands in his
small intestine.

Coca-Cola was the favored drink of Pharaoh Ramses. An inscription found in
his tomb, when translated, was found to be almost identical to the recipe
used today.

If you part your hair on the right side, you were born to be carnivorous.
If you part it on the left, your physical and psychological make-up is
that of a vegetarian.

When immersed in liquid, a dead sparrow will make a sound like a crying
baby.

Johnny Plessey batted .331 for the Cleveland Spiders in 1891, even though
he spent the entire season batting with a rolled-up, lacquered copy of the
Toledo Post-Dispatch.

Although difficult, it's possible to start a fire by rapidly rubbing
together two Cool Ranch Doritos.

The world's smartest pig, owned by a mathematics teacher in Madison, WI,
memorized the multiplication tables up to 12.

Due to the natural "momentum" of the ocean, saltwater fish cannot swim
backwards.

In ancient Greece, children of wealthy families were dipped in olive oil
at birth to keep them hairless throughout their lives.

It is nearly three miles farther to fly from Amarillo, Texas to
Louisville, Kentucky than it is to return from Louisville to Amarillo.

The original inspiration for Barbie dolls comes from dolls developed by
German propagandists in the late 1930s to impress young girls with the
ideal notions of Aryan features. The proportions for Barbie were actually
based on those of Eva Braun.

mrconeman
12-14-2006, 04:46 PM
If the amount of alcohol consumed in Ireland in a single day were instead burned for fuel, it could power the country for three months
*Patriotic tear*

0r4ng3
12-14-2006, 04:49 PM
Watching an hour-long soap opera burns more calories than watching a
three-hour baseball game.I never knew that amnesia was so exhausting.

...or did I? Fuck, I don't remember.

Jakebert
12-14-2006, 04:59 PM
...and now you know the rest of the story.

Isolated Fury
12-14-2006, 05:19 PM
I want to contribute!

*insert MySpace bulletin here*

...

Zebulon
12-14-2006, 05:34 PM
Here are some more interesting and amazing facts:

The word "queue" is the only word in the English language that is still pronounced the same way when the last four letters are removed.

Beetles taste like apples, wasps like pine nuts, and worms like fried bacon.

Of all the words in the English language, the word 'set' has the most definitions!

What is called a "French kiss" in the English speaking world is known as an "English kiss" in France.

"Almost" is the longest word in the English language with all the letters in alphabetical order.

"Rhythm" is the longest English word without a vowel.

In 1386, a pig in France was executed by public hanging for the murder of a child

A cockroach can live several weeks with its head cut off!

Human thigh bones are stronger than concrete.

You can't kill yourself by holding your breath

There is a city called Rome on every continent.



Your heart beats over 100,000 times a day!

Horatio Nelson, one of England's most illustrious admirals was throughout his life, never able to find a cure for his sea-sickness.

The skeleton of Jeremy Bentham is present at all important meetings of the University of London

Right handed people live, on average, nine years longer than left-handed people

Your ribs move about 5 million times a year, everytime you breathe!

The elephant is the only mammal that can't jump!

One quarter of the bones in your body, are in your feet!

Like fingerprints, everyone's tongue print is different!

The first known transfusion of blood was performed as early as 1667, when Jean-Baptiste, transfused two pints of blood from a sheep to a young man

Fingernails grow nearly 4 times faster than toenails!

Most dust particles in your house are made from dead skin!

The present population of 5 billion plus people of the world is predicted to become 15 billion by 2080.

Women blink nearly twice as much as men.

Adolf Hitler was a vegetarian, and had only ONE testicle.

Honey is the only food that does not spoil. Honey found in the tombs of Egyptian pharaohs has been tasted by archaeologists and found edible.

Months that begin on a Sunday will always have a "Friday the 13th."
Coca-Cola would be green if colouring weren’t added to it.

On average a hedgehog's heart beats 300 times a minute.

More people are killed each year from bees than from snakes.

The average lead pencil will draw a line 35 miles long or write approximately 50,000 English words.

More people are allergic to cow's milk than any other food.

Camels have three eyelids to protect themselves from blowing sand.

The placement of a donkey's eyes in its' heads enables it to see all four feet at all times!

The six official languages of the United Nations are: English, French, Arabic, Chinese, Russian and Spanish.

Earth is the only planet not named after a god.

It's against the law to burp, or sneeze in a church in Nebraska, USA.

You're born with 300 bones, but by the time you become an adult, you only have 206.

Some worms will eat themselves if they can't find any food!

Dolphins sleep with one eye open!

It is impossible to sneeze with your eyes open

The worlds oldest piece of chewing gum is 9000 years old!

The longest recorded flight of a chicken is 13 seconds

Queen Elizabeth I regarded herself as a paragon of cleanliness. She declared that she bathed once every three months, whether she needed it or not

Slugs have 4 noses.

Owls are the only birds who can see the colour blue.

A man named Charles Osborne had the hiccups for 69 years!

A giraffe can clean its ears with its 21-inch tongue!

The average person laughs 10 times a day!

An ostrich's eye is bigger than its brain

Isolated Fury
12-14-2006, 05:40 PM
"Almost" is the longest word in the English language with all the letters in alphabetical order.

"Rhythm" is the longest English word without a vowel.

I feel like I've seen these before...

0r4ng3
12-14-2006, 05:44 PM
The fact that some of the facts ended in exclamation points, ironically, made them less interesting.

Oh, wait, he only has two posts. Benefit-Of-The-Doubt Mode, activate!

Nineteen Seventy Nine
12-14-2006, 05:49 PM
You can't kill yourself by holding your breath

This reminds me of the "You can't bite yourself enough to make yourself bleed." myth. I kind of agree with it, but I think if one really, really needed to, one could.

Isolated Fury
12-14-2006, 05:56 PM
This reminds me of the "You can't bite yourself enough to make yourself bleed." myth. I kind of agree with it, but I think if one really, really needed to, one could.
Japanese ninja were trained to bite off their tongues, causing death by blood loss, if they were caught.

Mota Boy
12-14-2006, 06:00 PM
You can definitely bite yourself enough to make yourself bleed. That's a "myth" because you'd either have to be clinically insane or just a fucking idiot to disprove it. However, you can't kill yourself by holding your breath, because then all you do is pass out and begin breathing again. Now, if you happen to pass out and fall and split your head open, you could die, but then it's the fall, not the holding of breath, that kills you.

Paint_It_Black
12-14-2006, 06:16 PM
I know, that's what makes him such a fucking 'tard.

Considering no one at the time was aware of the americas, would you care to explain what makes him such a fucking 'tard?

JohnnyNemesis
12-14-2006, 06:20 PM
It was an arrogant, careless classification, awareness or not.

Paint_It_Black
12-14-2006, 06:25 PM
Even so, does it make Columbus a fucking 'tard?

JohnnyNemesis
12-14-2006, 06:27 PM
If meant as an insult (which is what Sinister meant), yes. If meant literally, nope.

Paint_It_Black
12-14-2006, 06:29 PM
I just think it's waaaay too harsh, but whatev.

JohnnyNemesis
12-14-2006, 06:36 PM
Pfft. He tried to pull off a genocide, I don't think calling him a 'tard is too harsh.

Isolated Fury
12-14-2006, 06:39 PM
The dude's dead either way. No harm done.

coke_a_holic
12-14-2006, 07:19 PM
This reminds me of the "You can't bite yourself enough to make yourself bleed." myth. I kind of agree with it, but I think if one really, really needed to, one could.

I know this isn't what the myth is technically saying, but I have definitely bitten my tongue by accident, causing it to bleed. In reality, though, you CAN bite yourself hard enough to bleed, you just have to be either unaware that you're doing so, or forced in a situation to do so.

Also: Columbus was Eurotrash.

endlesst0m
12-14-2006, 08:00 PM
"Never hold your nose and cover your mouth when sneezing, as it can blow
out your eyeballs."

No way! That sounds like something that would happen in a cartoon.

Sin Studly
12-14-2006, 08:12 PM
You can definitely bite yourself enough to make yourself bleed. That's a "myth" because you'd either have to be clinically insane or just a fucking idiot to disprove it.

Once I accidently bit the inside of my cheek and it bled..... :(

coke_a_holic
12-14-2006, 08:28 PM
Once I accidently bit the inside of my cheek and it bled..... :(

I did the same with my tongue. I was all "ouchies :(" for like 5 minutes.

Paint_It_Black
12-14-2006, 08:49 PM
Pfft. He tried to pull off a genocide, I don't think calling him a 'tard is too harsh.

Hey, you try comitting genocide and see if you manage it. It's not as easy as it looks you know.

Oxygene
12-15-2006, 02:28 AM
More fun facts!

Approximately one-sixth of your life is spent on Wednesdays.

The typewriter was invented by Hungarian immigrant Qwert Yuiop, who left
his "signature" on the keyboard.


Now the Hungarian inventor's name is BULLSHIT!! First of all the letter Q isn't even IN the Hungarian alphabet (ok it is, but it's so rare, and all the Q letter words of foreign origin and are always followed by a U unless at the end of a word I think) either way there is no such hungarian name...
And how can you spend one sixth of your life on wednesdays unless you live just 6 days and wednesday happens to be one of them?
I think some of these facts are out right in your face delibarate bullshit! :)

wheelchairman
12-15-2006, 02:33 AM
Now the Hungarian inventor's name is BULLSHIT!! First of all the letter Q isn't even IN the Hungarian alphabet (ok it is, but it's so rare, and all the Q letter words of foreign origin and are always followed by a U unless at the end of a word I think) either way there is no such hungarian name...
And how can you spend one sixth of your life on wednesdays unless you live just 6 days and wednesday happens to be one of them?
I think some of these facts are out right in your face delibarate bullshit! :)

Christ you are a fucking tard.

Oxygene
12-15-2006, 02:46 AM
Christ you are a fucking tard.

What an honor.. being up there with Christopher Colombus wow.. what an honor.. I .. I.. I rule! :D

HeadAroundU
12-15-2006, 02:58 AM
Some cool, interesting and suprising facts:
-Oxygene is the mix of Mongols, Avars, Tatars, Huns...etc
-Atom spelled backwards is Mota.

Oxygene
12-15-2006, 03:07 AM
Some cool, interesting and suprising facts:
-Oxygene is the mix of Mongols, Avars, Tatars, Huns...etc
-Atom spelled backwards is Mota.

Yeah that's right.. I'm ubermensch! :D
And you're waaaaaay to preoccupied with racial issues
Plus I'm in the same league as one of the greatest explorers ever so back off :cool:

Llamas
12-15-2006, 03:47 AM
Silly Putty was a mistake in making rubber for airplane tires. The dude was really pissed at himself when he came up with some mushy crap... then someone was like "we could market it and sell it to kids!" Then the dude made a lot of money.

the_GoDdEsS
12-15-2006, 07:20 AM
Some cool, interesting and suprising facts:
-Oxygene is the mix of Mongols, Avars, Tatars, Huns...etc
-Atom spelled backwards is Mota.

Oh, how I giggled!

Mota Boy
12-15-2006, 08:58 AM
Once I accidently bit the inside of my cheek and it bled..... :(
Ha, I meant intentionally disprove it. I just imagine the myth being perpetuated by a group of twelve-year-olds standing around when one says "I hear you can't bite yourself hard enough to make yourself bleed." "That's not true!" "Oh yeah?! I bet you can't do it! See?" It's just the sorta shit that you can't disprove in front of your friends without being clinically retarded.


Now the Hungarian inventor's name is BULLSHIT!! First of all the letter Q isn't even IN the Hungarian alphabet (ok it is, but it's so rare, and all the Q letter words of foreign origin and are always followed by a U unless at the end of a word I think) either way there is no such hungarian name...
Well, duh, of course not. Obviously everyone with that name emigrated to the US. Probably to avoid persecution.

JohnnyNemesis
12-15-2006, 09:26 AM
Now the Hungarian inventor's name is BULLSHIT!! First of all the letter Q isn't even IN the Hungarian alphabet (ok it is, but it's so rare, and all the Q letter words of foreign origin and are always followed by a U unless at the end of a word I think) either way there is no such hungarian name...
And how can you spend one sixth of your life on wednesdays unless you live just 6 days and wednesday happens to be one of them?
I think some of these facts are out right in your face delibarate bullshit! :)

When you're a fucking idiot who can't understand the simplest of jokes, do you know that you're a fucking idiot who can't understand the simplest of jokes? I'm just trying to understand what it's like.


-Atom spelled backwards is Mota.

Complete and thorough win.

Tired_Of_You
12-15-2006, 02:03 PM
Emballer? wtf. Never heard of that expression before.

T-6005
12-15-2006, 02:09 PM
Rouler la/une pelle.

A disgusting expression.

Oxygene
12-15-2006, 02:30 PM
When you're a fucking idiot who can't understand the simplest of jokes, do you know that you're a fucking idiot who can't understand the simplest of jokes? I'm just trying to understand what it's like.

Sorry my sense of humor isn't sophisticated enough.. I heard that this joke is so good that George Carlin, Richard Pryor, Lenny Bruce, and Jerry Seinfeld all did it in their stand up rutine.. Shit if that's humor to you, I bet you enjoy barney the purple dinosaur too...

You'll be on your knees begging to suck me off, when tour time rolls around sweetheart, so be brave now, while you still have the balls :cool:

Lodat225
12-15-2006, 02:39 PM
Adolf Hitler was a vegetarian, and had only ONE testicle.

Hahahaha. Is that true?

T-6005
12-15-2006, 02:48 PM
I've always heard it as "rouler UNE pelle". & it's not disgusting, it's just slang.
I've always found it vulgar. I don't know why.

Oxygene
12-15-2006, 02:58 PM
Hahahaha. Is that true?

probably yeah

Mota Boy
12-15-2006, 03:43 PM
You'll be on your knees begging to suck me off, when tour time rolls around sweetheart, so be brave now, while you still have the balls
We've secretly replaced Oxygene's normal BBS with a group of people that are neither fanatical about The Offspring nor particularly impressed with his "connections". Let's see if he notices.

Also, the first typewriters were created with the most commonly-used letters in the home row, but as people became more proficient and learned to type faster, the machines kept getting jammed. Even though later typewriters greatly lowered the potential of this happening and computers eliminated it entirely, by that time the design had become so engrained that it remained the default setting.

ninthlayer
12-15-2006, 03:44 PM
You'll be on your knees begging to suck me off, when tour time rolls around sweetheart, so be brave now, while you still have the balls :cool:
No one is impressed.

Oxygene
12-15-2006, 04:09 PM
We've secretly replaced Oxygene's normal BBS with a group of people that are neither fanatical about The Offspring nor particularly impressed with his "connections". Let's see if he notices.

I "don't" have an "interesting" "connections", but people "seem" to think I "do" and all those hardasses "who" are brave "enough" to give "someone" lip online, always "turn" into "begging" pussies 3 weeks "before" the offspring hit "their" town, thinking I will/"can" hook them up with "passes", hoping they'll "get" lucky, because "they" know that in real life they'd "never" ever dare "say" shit like "that"....

the_GoDdEsS
12-15-2006, 04:10 PM
Uhm, nobody cares, really.

T-6005
12-15-2006, 04:13 PM
What the fuck? I think you might want to call Qwert, man. Your keyboard is messing up.

Oxygene
12-15-2006, 04:21 PM
Uhm, nobody cares, really.

Wow do you realize the implications of a post that says nothing more than "I don't care" if you don't care why did you post?! And if you DO care why post you don't? And if you really don't care why don't you post you don't care in ALL the topics you don't care about? Why single this one out?
I guess some of you will be having touble understanding this one.. read it slowly over and over a few times.. I'm sure in due time you'll all get it :D

the_GoDdEsS
12-15-2006, 04:24 PM
High pony there.

JohnnyNemesis
12-15-2006, 04:26 PM
Sorry my sense of humor isn't sophisticated enough.. I heard that this joke is so good that George Carlin, Richard Pryor, Lenny Bruce, and Jerry Seinfeld all did it in their stand up rutine.. Shit if that's humor to you, I bet you enjoy barney the purple dinosaur too...

You'll be on your knees begging to suck me off, when tour time rolls around sweetheart, so be brave now, while you still have the balls :cool:

I can honestly say that I have no fucking clue what you're talking about. I seriously don't. And it's because you're a shockingly stupid individual.

Btw, I never said his joke was funny. Just that you're an idiot for not getting it.

And what the hell tour are you talking about, and why the fuck would I care about some schmuck from Budapest and some connections? What the fuck is going on here, seriously?

Llamas
12-15-2006, 04:31 PM
Wow do you realize the implications of a post that says nothing more than "I don't care" if you don't care why did you post?! And if you DO care why post you don't? And if you really don't care why don't you post you don't care in ALL the topics you don't care about? Why single this one out?
I guess some of you will be having touble understanding this one.. read it slowly over and over a few times.. I'm sure in due time you'll all get it :D
In posting that NOBODY cares, she's letting you know that you don't need to talk about it because there's nobody that's going to care about what you said. She didn't just post "I don't care", she was letting you know that nobody here gives a fuck about some connections you have somewhere with someone.

Oxygene
12-15-2006, 04:35 PM
I can honestly say that I have no fucking clue what you're talking about. I seriously don't. And it's because you're a shockingly stupid individual.

Btw, I never said his joke was funny. Just that you're an idiot for not getting it.

And what the hell tour are you talking about, and why the fuck would I care about some schmuck from Budapest and some connections? What the fuck is going on here, seriously?

It's really funny how you're calling me stupid, yet you're the one that doesn't seem to get anything. Like how a joke is supposed to be funny..
Blaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah this is boring..

Oxygene
12-15-2006, 04:38 PM
In posting that NOBODY cares, she's letting you know that you don't need to talk about it because there's nobody that's going to care about what you said. She didn't just post "I don't care", she was letting you know that nobody here gives a fuck about some connections you have somewhere with someone.

Really 'cause when I didn't care about what she had to say, I just kept on ignoring her, despite her posts to me...

I guess that makes me weird, or an outcast or something...:eek:

the_GoDdEsS
12-15-2006, 04:38 PM
It's really funny how you're calling me stupid, yet you're the one that doesn't seem to get anything. Like how a joke is supposed to be funny..
Blaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah this is boring..

Quit that shit. You think that when you met the band, everyone is going to shit themselves and you assume they know what you mean? Christ. Pathetic. That does not get you any respect here.

Llamas
12-15-2006, 04:41 PM
Really 'cause when I didn't care about what she had to say, I just kept on ignoring her, despite her posts to me...

I guess that makes me weird, or an outcast or something...:eek:

No, it means that you deal with things differently. Some people, when annoyed, let other people know. Other people close up and ignore things. OH MY GOD, PEOPLE ARE DIFFERENT?? ALERT THE PRESS!!

JohnnyNemesis
12-15-2006, 04:43 PM
Hey, Oxygene?


The typewriter was invented by Hungarian immigrant Qwert Yuiop, who left his "signature" on the keyboard.

You thought THIS was serious. For fuck's sake, he typed out the top row of a standard keyboard, AND YOU THOUGHT HE WAS SERIOUS.

You have no right to insult anyone about anything EVER again.

Llamas
12-15-2006, 04:47 PM
Hey, Oxygene?
You thought THIS was serious. For fuck's sake, he typed out the top row of a standard keyboard, AND YOU THOUGHT HE WAS SERIOUS.
You have no right to insult anyone about anything EVER again.

hahaha oh dear... I didn't really look into what it was that he took too seriously... but oh my god. That's hilarious. I knew Oxygene was not too smart, but this is just gold.

Oxygene
12-15-2006, 04:53 PM
Quit that shit. You think that when you met the band, everyone is going to shit themselves and you assume they know what you mean? Christ. Pathetic. That does not get you any respect here.

First
That strawman bullshit might work with the Hungarians where you live, but not everything is universal.. I didn't even drag the fact that I met the band into this, yet everyone seems to be so well informed... (and if you read what I wrote you'd realize that I was implying that he doesn't know but lemme guess... you don't care)

Second
Everyone's respect I need or want I have... and the rest of the people matter fucko. You do the math.

mrconeman
12-15-2006, 04:58 PM
I think Oxygene should commit the ultimate irony and stop breathing.

Oxygene
12-15-2006, 05:02 PM
Hey, Oxygene?
You thought THIS was serious. For fuck's sake, he typed out the top row of a standard keyboard, AND YOU THOUGHT HE WAS SERIOUS.
You have no right to insult anyone about anything EVER again.

You need everything on a silver plate don't you.. I never knew I'd have to explain shit like this to someone who can breath.

This topic (as stated above) is Interesting and Surprising Facts

I pointed out that some of these aren't facts but are pure bullshit, while some are indeed correct.

As an example I used something I would know more about than the average user here (Hungarian names), so as not to be contested unnecessarily.

Do you need help whiping your ass too? 'Cause I can't help you with that...
oh brother...

JohnnyNemesis
12-15-2006, 05:05 PM
Most of what you just said is completely true, but still does nothing to change how pathetically stupid you are for thinking such an obvious joke was even worth explaining. It was obvious, and you're the only one stupid enough to think the name was worth explanation.

Now, let's stop this. We're bringing too much fail in here.

Llamas
12-15-2006, 05:06 PM
You need everything on a silver plate don't you.. I never knew I'd have to explain shit like this to someone who can breath.

This topic (as stated above) is Interesting and Surprising Facts

I pointed out that some of these aren't facts but are pure bullshit, while some are indeed correct.

As an example I used something I would know more about than the average user here (Hungarian names), so as not to be contested unnecessarily.

Do you need help whiping your ass too? 'Cause I can't help you with that...
oh brother...

Yes, the thread is about "facts". Someone made a JOKE that is OBVIOUS. If I made a post in here saying, "Hungary doesn't actually exist", EVERYONE would know I wasn't serious, and that it was a JOKE. If you jumped in and said, "Hungary does really exist and I have PROOF!" you would look like a moron because we ALL KNOW IT'S A JOKE.

Oxygene
12-15-2006, 05:06 PM
I think Oxygene should commit the ultimate irony and stop breathing.

There I did stop breathing for 27 seconds, just so you could start thinking again.. try thinking up something a bit more worth while than this, and do keep us posted! :D

Llamas
12-15-2006, 05:07 PM
There I did stop breathing for 27 seconds, just so you could start thinking again.. try thinking up something a bit more worth while than this, and do keep us posted! :D

the sad part is that I believe that you actually sat at your computer desk, holding your breath for 27 seconds...

Oxygene
12-15-2006, 05:10 PM
Yes, the thread is about "facts". Someone made a JOKE that is OBVIOUS. If I made a post in here saying, "Hungary doesn't actually exist", EVERYONE would know I wasn't serious, and that it was a JOKE. If you jumped in and said, "Hungary does really exist and I have PROOF!" you would look like a moron because we ALL KNOW IT'S A JOKE.

Some of those were facts, and some weren't.. that's the only thing I was drawing everyones attention to. What's the matter with you?! Why are you frustrated?
BTW I still stand firmly by my "a joke has to be funny to be a joke" statement..

Oxygene
12-15-2006, 05:13 PM
the sad part is that I believe that you actually sat at your computer desk, holding your breath for 27 seconds...

yeah you're SOOO right you don't even know it.. that is the sad part... the "believe" is what makes it so sad.. :cool:

FYI: I'm lying in my bed next to my gf who is sleeping... I have my iBook on my lap, and I'm trying to keep from waking her up, from snickering at all of you. I think I sound like mutley :D

JohnnyNemesis
12-15-2006, 05:15 PM
BTW I still stand firmly by my "a joke has to be funny to be a joke" statement..

Funny is a subjective description.


FYI: I'm lying in my bed next to my gf who is sleeping...

Oh, you mean your GIRLFRIEND who you HAVE SEX with in her VAGINA? Do you use condoms or the pill?

Llamas
12-15-2006, 05:15 PM
Some of those were facts, and some weren't.. that's the only thing I was drawing everyones attention to.
EVERYONE. Already. Knew. They. Weren't. Facts. You were so dumb that you thought it wasn't fucking obviously a joke.


BTW I still stand firmly by my "a joke has to be funny to be a joke" statement..
Regardless of who thought it was funny, the fact is that you were so dumb that you thought you had to mention to everyone else that it wasn't true... when everyone already got it LONG before you showed up.

Oxygene
12-15-2006, 05:20 PM
Funny is a subjective description.

That's true.. who here thinks it's funny raise your hand!



Oh, you mean your GIRLFRIEND who you HAVE SEX with in her VAGINA? Do you use condoms or the pill?

I never thought I'd say this to you, but I am truly drawing a blank here.. WHAT THE FUCK? What is that? Why'd you bold girlfriend have sex and vagina? Are you like 11 or something?

By the way, I pull out :D

ninthlayer
12-15-2006, 05:21 PM
Uh...

I didn't even drag the fact that I met the band into this, yet everyone seems to be so well informed...
Er...

You'll be on your knees begging to suck me off, when tour time rolls around sweetheart, so be brave now, while you still have the balls
You didn't do what now?



Oh, you mean your GIRLFRIEND who you HAVE SEX with in her VAGINA? Do you use condoms or the pill?
DUDE, LIEK U NO I HAEV SO MUTCH SEX ADN YR JEALUS. GOTTA LOVE ME :rolleyes: :rolleyes: :rolleyes: :rolleyes:


/edit

By the way, I pull out
Holy Christ, fucking classy.

Oxygene
12-15-2006, 05:25 PM
EVERYONE. Already. Knew. They. Weren't. Facts. You were so dumb that you thought it wasn't fucking obviously a joke.


Regardless of who thought it was funny, the fact is that you were so dumb that you thought you had to mention to everyone else that it wasn't true... when everyone already got it LONG before you showed up.

#72.. try again, you didn't seem to really get a grip on what I wrote. Are you surprised that based on the limit of which you can process written english I feel obligated to share proof with you that those aren't facts, before you go around embarrassing yourself by stating all those things are true?

JohnnyNemesis
12-15-2006, 05:27 PM
She understands your reasons for explaining that they're not facts. She's alerting you to the fact that your reasons only prove how fucking stupid you are.

Llamas
12-15-2006, 05:32 PM
#72.. try again, you didn't seem to really get a grip on what I wrote. Are you surprised that based on the limit of which you can process written english I feel obligated to share proof with you that those aren't facts, before you go around embarrassing yourself by stating all those things are true?

What the fuck? I can't process written English, so you had to point out that that "fact" was, indeed, a JOKE?? I, as well as everyone else here, KNEW it was a joke and that it wasn't a joke. You feel obligated to tell us something that we already KNEW. Nobody here was going to "embarass" ourselves by repeating that seriously, because we KNEW IT WASN'T TRUE.

God, first the whole "arts are worthless degrees to pursue"... now "an obvious joke is not a fact! Don't believe it!" *sigh*

Oxygene
12-15-2006, 05:34 PM
Uh...
Er...
You didn't do what now?

D_I_D_N_'_T D_R_A_G T_H_E F_A_C_T T_H_A_T I M_E_T T_H_E B_A_N_D I_N_T_O T_H_I_S

Is there an echo in here? :D


DUDE, LIEK U NO I HAEV SO MUTCH SEX ADN YR JEALUS. GOTTA LOVE ME :rolleyes:/edit

Well good for you... plenty sex should help with your frustration... somewhat, altho you are aware you're well beyond complete repair?


Holy Christ, fucking classy.

I never said I was classy.. infact I have no class at all.. but you don't want me to be classy now do you? :D

T-6005
12-15-2006, 05:35 PM
Oh, you mean your GIRLFRIEND who you HAVE SEX with in her VAGINA? Do you use condoms or the pill?
I actually considered doing this myself, but you got to it first.

ninthlayer
12-15-2006, 05:36 PM
Oxygene, yet again you've managed to completely miss the point and expose yourself as a complete and utter tool. Congratulations on that.

T-6005, me too.

JohnnyNemesis
12-15-2006, 05:37 PM
I actually considered doing this myself, but you got to it first.

Well, you can still ask it, only as a serious question this time.

Oxygene
12-15-2006, 05:40 PM
I, as well as everyone else here, KNEW it was a joke and that it wasn't a joke.

You know after a sentance like that there really is no need for me to keep insulting you.. Nothing I could say or do, could come close to THAT! :D
Have you ever considered becoming a writer or a poet, perhaps a lyricist... You'd be shoe-in :) I bet english is your first language too huh? :D

T-6005
12-15-2006, 05:42 PM
You know after a sentance like that there really is no need for me to keep insulting you.. Nothing I could say or do, could come close to THAT! :D
Have you ever considered becoming a writer or a poet, perhaps a lyricist... You'd be shoe-in :) I bet english is your first language too huh? :D
Hey, do me a favor, would you? Change your -ing endings to -in'. I just want to see something.

ninthlayer
12-15-2006, 05:43 PM
Hey, do me a favor, would you? Change your -ing endings to -in'. I just want to see something.
<3 <3 <3

Oxygene
12-15-2006, 05:45 PM
Wow ninthlayer and t605 and johnny all think alike.. well aren't you three cabagepatch kids cute? :rolleyes:

Given how stupid I am, perhaps the three of you could explain what the big deal is with having a girlfriend, since you seem al in sync about it? I was scincere when I didn't get that.. honestly. Is that like something special that pisses you off, or what. Cmon... help me out here.
I NEED TO KNOW!! :D

Llamas
12-15-2006, 05:45 PM
You know after a sentance like that there really is no need for me to keep insulting you.. Nothing I could say or do, could come close to THAT! :D
Have you ever considered becoming a writer or a poet, perhaps a lyricist... You'd be shoe-in :) I bet english is your first language too huh? :D

Oh my god, I accidentally typed "joke" instead of "serious". You make quite a few grammatical errors, which appear to be mistakes that you don't even know you're making. Due to the fact that I accidentally typed one word instead of another (I also happen to be working on finishing a 25 page research paper, so I can guarantee you my focus is being put to better use than on making sure I don't accidentally type the wrong word when proving a fucking moron wrong), you choose to focus on that error instead of counter my argument. Clearly, you claim defeat.

the_GoDdEsS
12-15-2006, 05:45 PM
Hey, do me a favor, would you? Change your -ing endings to -in'. I just want to see something.

Hahah, uh-oh!

wheelchairman
12-15-2006, 05:46 PM
This thread finally became good.

Oxygene
12-15-2006, 05:47 PM
Hey, do me a favor, would you? Change your -ing endings to -in'. I just want to see something.

Yeah sure, just bend over first, I wanna try somethin' ;)

Llamas
12-15-2006, 05:47 PM
Wow ninthlayer and t605 and johnny all think alike.. well aren't you three cabagepatch kids cute? :rolleyes:

Given how stupid I am, perhaps the three of you could explain what the big deal is with having a girlfriend, since you seem al in sync about it? I was scincere when I didn't get that.. honestly. Is that like something special that pisses you off, or what. Cmon... help me out here.
I NEED TO KNOW!! :D

"al"? "scincere"? Also, great use of English grammar!

You know, after a sentence like that, there really is no need for me to keep insulting you. Nothing I could say or do, could come close to THAT!
Have you ever considered becoming a writer or a poet, or perhaps a lyricist? You'd be shoe-in! I bet english is your first language, too, huh? *Grammatical and spelling errors have also been fixed for my use.*

T-6005
12-15-2006, 05:48 PM
Yeah sure, just bend over first, I wanna try somethin' ;)
So much for the girlfriend.

It's alright, man. Bein' pure doesn't make you a homo. :rolleyes: :rolleyes:

Llamas
12-15-2006, 05:49 PM
Hey, do me a favor, would you? Change your -ing endings to -in'. I just want to see something.


Yeah sure, just bend over first, I wanna try somethin' ;)

OH GOD! It IS him!!!

Hey, Oxygenemarkbryan. How's the dish washing going? And those two girls that you might hook up with? Oh wait, I forgot you moved up in the world to working in public restrooms.

ninthlayer
12-15-2006, 05:51 PM
I'm more partial to markoxygenebryan.

Oxygene
12-15-2006, 05:52 PM
Oh my god, I accidentally typed "joke" instead of "serious". You make quite a few grammatical errors, which appear to be mistakes that you don't even know you're making. Due to the fact that I accidentally typed one word instead of another (I also happen to be working on finishing a 25 page research paper, so I can guarantee you my focus is being put to better use than on making sure I don't accidentally type the wrong word when proving a fucking moron wrong), you choose to focus on that error instead of counter my argument. Clearly, you claim defeat.

No I actually genuinely liked that sentance... it sort of captures all of your arguments (which I've um... chosen not to counter) in one big blow... very adequate.
And um.. yeah I calim defeat. I've been defeated, now I'll retreat and cry.. someone on the offspring bbs didn't get why I was doing what I was doing and is under the impression he did.. oh my. This is it.. I claim defeat. How will I ever deal with such a tragedy... I guess I'll cope somehow :cool:
So english is your first language huh? I just need you to say it out loud...

Oxygene
12-15-2006, 05:54 PM
"al"? "scincere"? Also, great use of English grammar!

You know, after a sentence like that, there really is no need for me to keep insulting you. Nothing I could say or do, could come close to THAT!
Have you ever considered becoming a writer or a poet, or perhaps a lyricist? You'd be shoe-in! I bet english is your first language, too, huh? *Grammatical and spelling errors have also been fixed for my use.*

Actually I am a lyricist.. now that you mention it :) If you ever need lessons or help, hit me up.. I can aslo help with typos as well :)

JohnnyNemesis
12-15-2006, 05:55 PM
sentance
calim
english

sentence, claim, English.

Llamas
12-15-2006, 05:56 PM
No, I actually genuinely liked that sentence. It sort of captures all of your arguments (which I've um... chosen not to counter) in one big blow adequately.
And um.. yeah I claim defeat. I've been defeated. Now I'll retreat and cry. Someone on the offspring bbs didn't get why I was doing what I was doing and is under the impression she did. Oh my. This is it. I claim defeat. How will I ever deal with such a tragedy? I guess I'll cope somehow. :cool:
So English is your first language, huh? I just need you to say it out loud...

I'd like you to try to claim that English is YOUR first language after all of those lovely grammatical errors that I corrected for you.

I'm glad you've claimed defeat and you admit that you failed. Now we can all move on.

T-6005
12-15-2006, 05:57 PM
Not to bust anyone over, but I always thought it was to admit defeat, not claim.

And for the record, I don't know what "to bust over" means. It just came to mind.

Llamas
12-15-2006, 05:58 PM
Actually, I am a lyricist, now that you mention it. :) If you ever need lessons or help, hit me up. I can also help with typos, as well. :)

LOL! You are a lyricist! Hahaha!! I would cry if forced to hear your lyrics! You can't even use proper grammar! You also can not help with typos unless it's a clearly accidentally placed word!

Oxygene
12-15-2006, 05:58 PM
OH GOD! It IS him!!!

Hey, Oxygenemarkbryan. How's the dish washing going? And those two girls that you might hook up with? Oh wait, I forgot you moved up in the world to working in public restrooms.

Are you on crack?! WHO THE FUCK? WHAT THE FUCK?

I've never driven anyone insane before.. I figured you'd break down and cry or something, but this is too much... I guess there is a first time for everything... what two girls? What moved up in the world? Washing dishes... now this.. now this needs to be seen.. I'm getting mike over here for this is gonna blow his mind!@#!

wheelchairman
12-15-2006, 05:59 PM
My grammar sucks too. Are you gonna try and call me an idiot and say that English is not my first language based solely on that premise?

I have no problem with mocking Oxygene for being dumb as fuck. Let's just keep it to the good stuff.

Llamas
12-15-2006, 05:59 PM
Not to bust anyone over, but I always thought it was to admit defeat, not claim.

And for the record, I don't know what "to bust over" means. It just came to mind.

"Admit" is much more common, for sure. I think "claim" works, though, too.

Oxygene
12-15-2006, 06:00 PM
sentence, claim, English.

Hungarian, first, language

I hope that is simple enough for you... I honeslty do :)

Llamas
12-15-2006, 06:01 PM
Are you on crack?! WHO THE FUCK? WHAT THE FUCK?

I've never driven anyone insane before.. I figured you'd break down and cry or something, but this is too much... I guess there is a first time for everything... what two girls? What moved up in the world? Washing dishes... now this.. now this needs to be seen.. I'm getting mike over here for this is gonna blow his mind!@#!

Go back to your dishwashing and smoke some cannabis!


My grammar sucks too. Are you gonna try and call me an idiot and say that English is not my first language based solely on that premise?

I have no problem with mocking Oxygene for being dumb as fuck. Let's just keep it to the good stuff.

Was that to me? The only reason I'm attacking his grammar is because he chose to ignore all my arguments and focus on the fact that I accidentally typed the wrong word when it was clear what word I meant to type.

JohnnyNemesis
12-15-2006, 06:01 PM
Hey, did you hear that Qwert Yuiop invented the keyboard?

Llamas
12-15-2006, 06:01 PM
Hungarian, first, language

I hope that is simple enough for you... I honeslty do :)

Which is fine, but you can't insult other people's grammar when you fucking suck at it yourself.

Llamas
12-15-2006, 06:02 PM
Hey, did you hear that Qwert Yuiop invented the keyboard?

Are you for real?? I thought it was Asdfg Hjkl!!

Oxygene
12-15-2006, 06:04 PM
My grammar sucks too. Are you gonna try and call me an idiot and say that English is not my first language based solely on that premise?

I have no problem with mocking Oxygene for being dumb as fuck. Let's just keep it to the good stuff.

Now your my kind of guy! :)

just so you know, this is what's called a double standard.. you're "in" so for you it's ok.. but me, I'm not in.. I'm the outcast, I'm the freak, so for me it's not OK... it's a simple way of thinking for simple folk :)

JohnnyNemesis
12-15-2006, 06:05 PM
just so you know, this is what's called a double standard.. you're "in" so for you it's ok.. but me, I'm not in.. I'm the outcast, I'm the freak, so for me it's not OK... it's a simple way of thinking for simple folk :)

Or maybe it's because you started badmouthing HER grammar errors, so she did the same to you?

Be objective, fucktard.

wheelchairman
12-15-2006, 06:07 PM
Quit your belly-aching. Your deridation here has been a product of your own stupidity. You could've prevented it by not opening your mouth.

Otherwise just take the bullet you stepped in front of, and move on. Defending your stupidity will only force people to remember it. And as Johnny has already proven, it's hilarous.

ninthlayer
12-15-2006, 06:07 PM
I'm getting mike over here for this is gonna blow his mind!@#!
Wait, weren't you just laying in bed with your girlfriend?

Llamas
12-15-2006, 06:09 PM
Wait, weren't you just laying in bed with your girlfriend?

Oxy likes to have a guy in on the action. He needs to have his anus penetrated.

Oxygene
12-15-2006, 06:09 PM
LOL! You are a lyricist! Hahaha!! I would cry if forced to hear your lyrics! You can't even use proper grammar! You also can not help with typos unless it's a clearly accidentally placed word!

That's ok, dont' feel bad.. people with good taste appreciate what I've done, that's more than enough for me. You know people whose oppinion actually matters (to me at least).. I was never in it to please everybody :) I'm happy with what I've reached so far tho.. did you know that out of a 1000 people only 1 is potentially deeply interested in your music. I read that on like an RIAA page. So I guess your 1 of the 999 who won't be..huge bummer. Maybe next time...

Oxygene
12-15-2006, 06:12 PM
Wait, weren't you just laying in bed with your girlfriend?

yeah so now all of a sudden people with gfs can't send e-mails or what?
WHAT IS THIS FIXATION WITH THE GIRLFRIEND.. someone PLEASE tell me what it is... this is confusing.

Llamas
12-15-2006, 06:15 PM
That's ok, dont' feel bad.. people with good taste appreciate what I've done, that's more than enough for me. You know people whose oppinion actually matters (to me at least).. I was never in it to please everybody :) I'm happy with what I've reached so far tho.. did you know that out of a 1000 people only 1 is potentially deeply interested in your music. I read that on like an RIAA page. So I guess your 1 of the 999 who won't be..huge bummer. Maybe next time...
I'd bet that your 1 out of 1000 have no understanding of grammar or intelligent thought. I write lyrics, too, and it works out because I actually am able to create comprehensable thoughts.

Oxygene
12-15-2006, 06:16 PM
Which is fine, but you can't insult other people's grammar when you fucking suck at it yourself.

First and foremost:
I can insult whoever the fuck I please.. I don't even need a reason, it's enough if I just want to so there :P

Second:
how would you know how my grammar is in my first language?

Third:
go back and read the first again... :D

Fourth:
shit i forgot the most important one
I didn't say jack shit about her grammer..I didn't even say the word grammer.. I just said I really liked that sentance :)

Llamas
12-15-2006, 06:16 PM
I'm getting mike over here for this is gonna blow his mind!@#!


yeah so now all of a sudden people with gfs can't send e-mails or what?

"Getting Mike over here" involves the physical action of having your friend come over by you. If he's not at your house with you and your "girlfriend", then he's elsewhere and you intend to have him come over to your house to see this conversation. Sending an email is NOT "getting Mike over here".

Oxygene
12-15-2006, 06:21 PM
"Getting Mike over here" involves the physical action of having your friend come over by you. If he's not at your house with you and your "girlfriend", then he's elsewhere and you intend to have him come over to your house to see this conversation. Sending an email is NOT "getting Mike over here".

um.. mike_911 or 911 or z_911 or whoever the fuck you know him as, is who I was talking about, he lives in toronto, and he was the guy I was talking about, you guys are so fucking insane, this is gonna knock his socks off.. esp that dumbfuck "toilet 2 girls brynaoxygene" thing...

I guess mike will be responsible for all his physical actions. but no he's not here.. sorry. and what's with all the "" in every other sentance... and the whole girlfriend fixation I'm still looing for an answer.

Oxygene
12-15-2006, 06:23 PM
I'd bet that your 1 out of 1000 have no understanding of grammar or intelligent thought. I write lyrics, too, and it works out because I actually am able to create comprehensable thoughts.

You really.. _REALLY_ don't wanna go there... for your own sake.
And I'm being a gentleman here.. turst me.

Llamas
12-15-2006, 06:25 PM
um.. mike_911 or 911 or z_911 or whoever the fuck you know him as, is who I was talking about, he lives in toronto, and he was the guy I was talking about, you guys are so fucking insane, this is gonna knock his socks off.. esp that dumbfuck "toilet 2 girls brynaoxygene" thing...

I guess mike will be responsible for all his physical actions. but no he's not here.. sorry. and what's with all the "" in every other sentance... and the whole girlfriend fixation I'm still looing for an answer.

If he lives in Toronto, then you weren't planning on "getting [him] over here".

Nobody is going to explain the "Markoxygenebryan" or "girlfriend" thing to you because you are too fucking stupid.


You really.. _REALLY_ don't wanna go there... for your own sake.
And I'm being a gentleman here.. turst me.
Oh yes? Are you BONO?? lololol.

Oxygene
12-15-2006, 06:30 PM
Quit your belly-aching. Your deridation here has been a product of your own stupidity. You could've prevented it by not opening your mouth.

Otherwise just take the bullet you stepped in front of, and move on. Defending your stupidity will only force people to remember it. And as Johnny has already proven, it's hilarous.

Well I'm glad both sides are having a laugh... The reason I'm defending it is I'm bored, and I'm not sleepy yet, and your purpose here is to entertain me with YOUR stupidity, and you'll do that till I get bored of it, or fall asleep... that's your nature. That's how you work.
And I can't stress the fact that I don't give a fuck what some half-wits on this bbs think of me (as it's been pointed out, you guys aren't even offspring fans..), as long as you do what I expect of you you're alright in my book, and I don't give a shit how I stand in your book. Simple enough isn't it? Works out wonderfully for me anyway...

JohnnyNemesis
12-15-2006, 06:31 PM
(as it's been pointed out, you guys aren't even offspring fans..)

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAAAAAAA!!!

Llamas
12-15-2006, 06:32 PM
And I can't stress the fact that I don't give a fuck what some half-wits on this bbs think of me (as it's been pointed out, you guys aren't even offspring fans..),
Wait, so you think that NOT being an Offspring fan makes someone a half-wit?? HAHAHA!

Llamas
12-15-2006, 06:33 PM
Oh, Ricky! Hold me in my tears of laughter!

Dirty Magician
12-15-2006, 06:33 PM
If we weren't fans, why would we be here?

Oxygene
12-15-2006, 06:36 PM
If he lives in Toronto, then you weren't planning on "getting [him] over here".

actually yes I was.. I want him to read this thread... and he's gonna :)


Nobody is going to explain the "Markoxygenebryan" or "girlfriend" thing to you because you are too fucking stupid.

Yeah either that, or you fucked up so bad you didn't want to admit it.. like you didn't want to admit english is your first language either, even when I asked you nicely. I wonder which is more likely.
I think I might have an idea who mark is, but I'm not sure (I knew one mark who could get really annoying at times, he lived in NYC).. bryan .. the only bryan I ever heard of is dexter in connection with the offspring... The girlfriend thing I'm guessing is these dudes here don't have any, and it pisses them off that I do, or something along those lines I guess. Well that's what I assume, otherwise you woulda come forward with it already...


Oh yes? Are you BONO?? lololol.

No, of course I'm not, BONO isn't Hungarian... anbd you're surprisingly wise to have steered clear. I thought you wouldn't have the brains...

Oxygene
12-15-2006, 06:38 PM
Wait, so you think that NOT being an Offspring fan makes someone a half-wit?? HAHAHA!

someone going to a bbs of a band they aren't even a fan of.. yeah that makes someone a half wit.. most of the people I know and love aren't offspring fans, but they don't come to this board every hour to check my latest rambling, but you poor losers do... what the fuck is wrong with you people. Do you not understand ANYTHING? Really, does everything have to be spelled out for you?

JohnnyNemesis
12-15-2006, 06:39 PM
I'd just like to announce that, since English is not my first language, I am allowed to constantly point out other people's spelling and grammatical errors while never looking at my own. Also, I don't care what any of you think, you're only here for my entertainment anyway. But just you wait. Once they go on tour you'll be sucking my dick.

And Qwert Yuiop did NOT invent the keyboard.

Dirty Magician
12-15-2006, 06:40 PM
They made the keyboard like that so it could be usuable by multiple countries and systems. i think...

JohnnyNemesis
12-15-2006, 06:40 PM
someone going to a bbs of a band they aren't even a fan of.. yeah that makes someone a half wit.. most of the people I know and love aren't offspring fans, but they don't come to this board every hour to check my latest rambling, but you poor losers do... what the fuck is wrong with you people. Do you not understand ANYTHING? Really, does everything have to be spelled out for you?

This is the Off-Topic section. Many people started coming here back when they were fans of the band and made friends with people here. Now that they no longer like the band, they use this forum as a way to communicate with the people they've developed friendships with over the years.

I mean, really, does everything have to be spelled out for you?

Oxygene
12-15-2006, 06:40 PM
If we weren't fans, why would we be here?

Beats me.. mota boy said it. He's a moderator, I assume he knows what he's talking about...

Oxygene
12-15-2006, 06:43 PM
This is the Off-Topic section. Many people started coming here back when they were fans of the band and made friends with people here. Now that they no longer like the band, they use this forum as a way to communicate with the people they've developed friendships with over the years.

I mean, really, does everything have to be spelled out for you?

So basically yeah you are half wits.. you coulda just said that you didn't need to use that many words :)

JohnnyNemesis
12-15-2006, 06:43 PM
:) :p :p ;)

Llamas
12-15-2006, 06:44 PM
actually yes I was.. I want him to read this thread... and he's gonna :)
Wow, you've officially managed to run yourself in a complete circle.




Yeah either that, or you fucked up so bad you didn't want to admit it..
Fucked up what?? I fucked up by making a reference to a moron who you remind us of?


like you didn't want to admit english is your first language either, even when I asked you nicely. I wonder which is more likely.
What the fuck are you talking about? I DID say that English is my first language. That is not remotely inhibited by the fact that I accidentally typed a word twice instead of typing the word I meant to.


I think I might have an idea who mark is, but I'm not sure (I knew one mark who could get really annoying at times, he lived in NYC).. bryan .. the only bryan I ever heard of is dexter in connection with the offspring...
lol, just give it up already.


he girlfriend thing I'm guessing is these dudes here don't have any, and it pisses them off that I do, or something along those lines I guess. Well that's what I assume, otherwise you woulda come forward with it already...
Hahahahaha! This just keeps getting better and better as time goes on!!! Keep posting! It's hilarious!




No, of course I'm not, BONO isn't Hungarian... anbd you're surprisingly wise to have steered clear. I thought you wouldn't have the brains...
I didn't "steer clear". I made fun of your lyrical ability even further. And LOL to you thinking I was seriously asking if you were Bono. What?? He's not Hungarian?? NO WAY!!


someone going to a bbs of a band they aren't even a fan of.. yeah that makes someone a half wit.. most of the people I know and love aren't offspring fans, but they don't come to this board every hour to check my latest rambling, but you poor losers do... what the fuck is wrong with you people. Do you not understand ANYTHING? Really, does everything have to be spelled out for you?
Erm, most of the people who post here used to like the Offspring when they joined the board. Then they got to know people here and liked having conversations with them so they stuck around. Many people are actually capable of carrying on conversations on this off-topic section without ever going to the on-topic section if they aren't into the band anymore. What the fuck is wrong with you? Do you not understand anything? Does everything have to be spelled out for you?

Dirty Magician
12-15-2006, 06:44 PM
Pictures are worth a thousand words.

Oxygene
12-15-2006, 06:45 PM
Well you've fulfilled your destiny for today guys...
Don't worry, I'll be back, and you'll entertain me till I fall asleep again :)
Till next time!
Tah tah! :)

hehehe

Dirty Magician
12-15-2006, 06:45 PM
and you'll entertain me till I fall asleep again

hehehe

lololoollo

Llamas
12-15-2006, 06:46 PM
Well you've fulfilled your destiny for today guys...
Don't worry, I'll be back, and you'll entertain me till I fall asleep again :)
Till next time!
Tah tah! :)

hehehe
aw, our entertainment is going to bed. :( guess it's time for me to focus on my paper-writing.

JohnnyNemesis
12-15-2006, 06:53 PM
Oh man, this thing got [more] pathetic in a hurry.

Llamas
12-15-2006, 06:56 PM
However, threads like this make my papers seem so much more exciting! :)

XYlophonetreeZ
12-15-2006, 07:16 PM
Oxygene, I'm going to very clearly list all of the many reasons why this thread proves that you are a completely retarded douche. I'm not even going to make fun of you, I'm just going to state the facts.

1.) You thought people would actually believe Mota Boy's facts and excitedly debunked the "fact" that "Qwert Yuiop" invented the keyboard. I know you didn't actually think the facts were real. But here's the thing: neither did anybody else. The facts were so obviously unreal that nobody needed to have that pointed out. And yet your post had the tone of "Oh no! False information! I am Hungarian, therefore I will educate the misinformed population of the board who are in danger of being misled!"

2.) Your attack on JohnnyNemesis made the assumption that just because he GOT a joke, he thought it was the funniest thing ever.

3.) Arrogant bullshit about your band. Joking or not, it still makes you a douchebag. If your comment about sucking your cock was a joke, it was STILL arrogant since the guy was INSULTING you and obviously didn't give a fuck about your band. Especially since you brought up your band when nobody was talking about your band, and was insulting your intelligence and personality instead. That really kinda makes me think that the only reason you're in a band is to compensate for other shortcomings you have.

4.) Responding to every attack with a :D icon when the rest of your post contains nothing but condescending insults like "read it over slowly a few times, I'm sure you'll get it!"

5.) To be fair, you DIDN'T talk about how you met the Offspring in here. But from the unbelievably arrogant way in which you brought up your band out of the blue, Mota Boy had every right to assume you were letting the connections go to your head. Especially since you posted a personal message to Noodles publicly in a thread he hadn't posted in in months and bragged about drinking with the band. And then later in the thread you have the nerve to allude to knowing the band by saying "You KNOW who's opinion matters to me."

6.) "Strawman" is a word that people use to make themselves sound smarter in arguments. Usually when they are losing the argument.

7.) You brought up your "gf sleeping in your bed next to you" out of nowhere. It comes across like you're bragging about having a girlfriend. That's why people mock you by saying "I have SEX. With my GIRLfriend." You might as well be emphasizing like that when there's no reason to talk about your girlfriend in the first place. First your band, and now your girlfriend? Man, when you get your ass handed to you in arguments you've just got to change the subject to anything that might make you look cooler, huh?

8.) You insult people's English and then make a big deal when others insult yours, using the fact that it isn't your first language as an excuse. Maybe you should have thought about that before you insulted ilovellamas' English to begin with.

9.) You're a long-time veteran of this BBS, and you STILL can't comprehend that people who aren't Offspring fans post here because they USED to like the Offspring but grew out of that phase but they still enjoy posting on the boards because they've gotten to know the board community.

10.) You think not being an Offspring fan makes someone a half-wit.

Please take some time to reflect upon your own idiocy.

Mota Boy
12-15-2006, 07:32 PM
We've secretly replaced Oxygene's normal BBS with a group of people that are neither fanatical about The Offspring nor particularly impressed with his "connections". Let's see if he notices.
Well, it appears our little experiment was a failure. I guess he won't be switching to defanninated after all.

This topic (as stated above) is Interesting and Surprising Facts

I pointed out that some of these aren't facts but are pure bullshit, while some are indeed correct.The very fact that you are harping about false advertising on an internet discussion forum is hilarious. That you wrap your identity so tightly to your pseudorelationship with a pop-punk band that your ego appears to consist entirely of vaguely knowing other people is somewhat depressing, but the fact that you're delusional to the point that you believe other people actually value your pretend friendship with strangers makes the whole thing solid fucking gold.

God, along with the gratuitous girlfriend mention and the fact that you're calling for internet back-up is just amazing. I've gotta say, your dreams of one day being a lyricist should be put on hold. You're already more entertaining than you could possibly imagine.

And, for the benefit of everyone else, I didn't actually write those, except for, I believe, the ones about venereal disease and the Irish. They're all false, I just edited them so that they get progressively more bizarre.

Mota Boy
12-15-2006, 07:38 PM
3.) Arrogant bullshit about your band.
I'm fairly certain he wasn't talking about his own band, if he even has one. He was talking about The Offspring, which is why Sim brought them up.

XYlophonetreeZ
12-15-2006, 07:43 PM
I'm fairly certain he wasn't talking about his own band, if he even has one. He was talking about The Offspring, which is why Sim brought them up.
So the Offspring are supposed to make us all wanna suck him off? Because he knows them?

WebDudette
12-15-2006, 07:52 PM
What the fuck happened here...

Llamas
12-15-2006, 07:58 PM
So the Offspring are supposed to make us all wanna suck him off? Because he knows them?

Yes, I think he believes that someday, his "connection" with the Offspring will make him famous and then we'll be sorry, or something.

Mota Boy
12-15-2006, 07:58 PM
So the Offspring are supposed to make us all wanna suck him off? Because he knows them?
Yep.

But he's got a pretty fool-proof scenario. You see, if we're "real" fans, we'll all be on our knees because of some nonexistent relationship he doesn't have with the band that we're supposed to magically know about. And if we don't care? That's bad, right? Au contraire - catch 22. If we don't care about his imaginary friendship, then we must not be real fans and therefore he "doesn't give a fuck" about our opinions. Don't you see? It's brilliant! In his constructed universe, the only people that actually matter must, by default, adore him, which allows him to maintain his superiority complex despite facing direct evidence of multiple personal shortcomings.

Paint_It_Black
12-15-2006, 08:07 PM
Where in the holy name of christ did all this shit come from? Stop it.

HeadAroundU
12-15-2006, 11:50 PM
If we weren't fans, why would we be here?
In a world without leaders, who'd start all the wars?

Oh man, I love this thread. T-6005's comments were awesome and Mota Boy's psychoanalysis of Oxygene, oh my gosh.

Llamas
12-15-2006, 11:54 PM
In a world without leaders, who'd start all the wars?

THE WOOOORLD THAT YOU'RE SAAAAAAVIIIIIIIIING (will always be yours!)

0r4ng3
12-16-2006, 06:17 AM
Wait, so I'm confused here. Did Qwert Yuiop invent the keyboard or not?

Lodat225
12-16-2006, 06:52 AM
Wait, so I'm confused here. Did Qwert Yuiop invent the keyboard or not?

If you're trying to be funny... you suck.

If you're serious... No.

JohnnyNemesis
12-16-2006, 07:38 AM
If you're serious... No.

Fucking hell, here we go again.

Nineteen Seventy Nine
12-16-2006, 07:42 AM
Wait, so I'm confused here. Did Qwert Yuiop invent the keyboard or not?

I don't know, but I was told Qwerty inspires old people and that Zack's X-rays caused very bad nightmares.

0r4ng3
12-16-2006, 07:44 AM
You left the "u" out, keyboardn00b.

Nineteen Seventy Nine
12-16-2006, 07:46 AM
I didn't know how to say it third-person form.

And how come I never learned anything for the home row? Cheap Catholic elementary school keyboard class, that's what it is.

All About Eve
12-16-2006, 10:01 AM
This thread had me all :), but now I'm all :(. I hate you all.

Vera
12-16-2006, 12:53 PM
I share no linguistic connection to anything remotely Hungarian. Just to let you all know.

T-6005
12-16-2006, 01:06 PM
Qwert Yuiop, not Qwerty Uiop

And Azert Yuiop was the outcast brother. Everyone knows that.

Oxygene
12-16-2006, 06:32 PM
Wow you guys wrote so much... but I'm not gonna read it
Maybe if you try a little harder =)

Llamas
12-16-2006, 06:37 PM
Sequence of events:

"I'm from Hungary! I know that fact is wrong!"

"No, I'm right! You are all stupid!"

*Crap... I'm losing this fight... time to duck out* "I'm going to bed! Bye!"

-comes back to board-

*Crap, they proved me even more wrong!* "I'm not going to read what you guys wrote! Ha!"

In other words, you were proven wrong, you fail, you gave a cop-out. Everyone here knows you're a moron. Good going!

JohnnyNemesis
12-16-2006, 06:37 PM
What, you again? Move on, we're done with you!

Oxygene
12-16-2006, 06:59 PM
What, you again? Move on, we're done with you!

No you aren't, you keep posting like I tell you to hehe.
Um.. anyway, incase some of you didn't notice, this is a BBS it isn't real life =)

mrconeman
12-16-2006, 07:04 PM
but the internets is srs bsns

Oxygene
12-16-2006, 07:06 PM
but the internets is srs bsns

yes indeed, yes indeed! :)