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Dirty Magician
12-15-2006, 07:42 AM
Happy Hannukah to the other one person that celebrates it...

Anyway, I stayed home from school today, because I'm kinda not feeling too well, but tonight is the first night, so that'll be pretty awesome. Too bad my brother already opened his gifts, the selfish bastard. He's opening them tonight.

When my parents and relatives asked me what I wanted, I replied saying I did not know. I hope I don't get something bad, but I guess it's my own fault for not telling them. I think they may have gotten me a Wii, but those are sold out, so that's impossible. I wonder what it could be?...

Happy Hannukah!

DeAtHsTaR
12-15-2006, 08:00 AM
Lol, pretty sure Human is the only other Jew here.

So, exactly how crazy are those 8 nights?

Dirty Magician
12-15-2006, 08:04 AM
Well, on Saturday I'm going over to my grandparents, and about twenty other reltives are going to be there. So it'll be fun, just really busy and crowded. My aunt's a little out of control too, but she's hilarious.

mrconeman
12-15-2006, 08:05 AM
I don't think theres ever been an Irish jew ever, so I'm pretty lost when it comes to Hanukkah.

DeAtHsTaR
12-15-2006, 08:11 AM
I know a Mexican Jew... that's some funny shit.

khaaaaan
12-15-2006, 08:49 AM
I know an Israeli jew. Lol

wheelchairman
12-15-2006, 08:56 AM
I get to celebrate the last 3 days. :)

0r4ng3
12-15-2006, 10:50 AM
I'm a Jew By Association. Does that count?

JohnnyNemesis
12-15-2006, 10:52 AM
Lol, pretty sure Human is the only other open Jew here.

Fixed.

Oh, and Hanukkah? Never happened.

wheelchairman
12-15-2006, 11:35 AM
Fixed.

Oh, and Hanukkah? Never happened.

Is Channukah the day they celebrated killing Christ? our lord and savior.

Dirty Magician
12-15-2006, 12:05 PM
My family isn't really that religious. We are what people call "Hannukah-Passover Jews". It's more tradition than anything else, really. At least for us.

Hannukah commemorates when Judah the Maccabee defeated the opposing army. It's not that big of a holiday in the Jewish religion at all, but for us it is. I'm not sure if that story is true or not, though. It's where they only had enough oil for one day, but it burned for eight days, hence the eight days of Hanukkah.

wheelchairman
12-15-2006, 12:07 PM
My family isn't really that religious. We are what people call "Hannukah-Passover Jews". It's more tradition than anything else, really. At least for us.

Hannukah commemorates when Judah the Maccabee defeated the opposing army. It's not that big of a holiday in the Jewish religion at all, but for us it is. I'm not sure if that story is true or not, though. It's where they only had enough oil for one day, but it burned for eight days, hence the eight days of Hanukkah.

I wasn't serious...

Dirty Magician
12-15-2006, 12:10 PM
I know, but it was just a general message, because there are some people who don't know.

DeAtHsTaR
12-15-2006, 03:35 PM
Jesus was a Jew.

Dirty Magician
12-15-2006, 04:56 PM
My parents decided to give me all my gifts in one night instead of eight. They are:

1 ipod shuffle
2 comic books
1 giftcard to conveinvence store

wheelchairman
12-15-2006, 05:51 PM
Jesus was a Jew.

Yeah the christ killing bastard.

Dirty Magician do you smoke?

Dirty Magician
12-15-2006, 06:24 PM
No, why? I'm too young to do that and I never will.

coke_a_holic
12-15-2006, 07:41 PM
Thanks for remembering me, guys. :(

Also, Mrconeman: I'm a quarter Irish from my mom's side and my dad's Jewish, so I am, technically, an Irish Jew.

Happy Hanukkah! What a fantastic holiday.

Not Ozymandias
12-15-2006, 10:25 PM
Is Channukah the day they celebrated killing Christ? our lord and savior.
No, the day to celebrate that is called "Tuesday".

sKratch
12-16-2006, 08:18 AM
I was very confused until I realized Dirty Magician != Dirty Magical.

wheelchairman
12-16-2006, 08:33 AM
I was very confused until I realized Dirty Magician != Dirty Magical.

That was my problem too. Then I realized it wasn't and stopped being nice to tem.

Revolver-2005?
12-16-2006, 08:45 AM
I'm a Jew, this year we aren't really celebrating Hannukah though:(

Oh and I'm an Irish Jew also.

Sin Studly
12-16-2006, 08:48 AM
I hate all Jews.

Amiralanal
12-16-2006, 08:51 AM
I hate all Jews.

duh?! really?!?!

Sin Studly
12-16-2006, 08:53 AM
And Swedes.

Amiralanal
12-16-2006, 08:54 AM
And Swedes.

why you hatin' on me brotha?

HornyPope
12-16-2006, 09:59 AM
I was very confused until I realized Dirty Magician != Dirty Magical.

Ah, them tits.

Revolver-2005?
12-16-2006, 01:54 PM
I hate all Jews.

Yes everyone knows, we don't really care either.