View Full Version : May I have your attention please

12-19-2006, 12:48 PM
"The department of homeland security has declared a national security level of ORANGE."

Not orange, anything but orange. I miss the days of yellow. I love how its largely ignored. and because terrorists leave baggage behind....tehy dont strap it to themselves....

12-19-2006, 12:50 PM
*looks squarely at Jesse*

12-19-2006, 12:52 PM
as I said, anything but orange. Jokes are being ruined left and right over here!

12-19-2006, 01:28 PM
We should care ... why?

12-19-2006, 02:22 PM
We're not suppose to care. And even if we were, we simply don't have the motivation.

12-19-2006, 02:42 PM
Oh noes! 0r4ng3 alert!

Mota Boy
12-19-2006, 06:07 PM
Oh man, remember when an orange alert was a huge deal? Back after 9/11 when we scrambled out to buy reams of duct tape and thought "they" were going to bomb Christmas and CNN breathlessly reported that terrorists might hijack fire engines to use in suicide attacks against hospitals? Now not even Fox News keeps track of it.