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Sin Studly
12-27-2006, 12:28 PM
So gather round ye children,
And listen to my epic tale,
The tale of a true punk,
Whose every post is full of fail,
He came back onto the BBS,
After a gap of many years,
And when nobody thanked the Lord,
It brought him to fucking tears

So he calls us all newbies,
(He's number six on the old board),
But he registered in Europe,
With the fucking Golden Horde,
Don't be fooled by geography,
Or his non-yellow complexion,
He probably votes for Genghis Khan,
When he gets an erection

So beware his TRUPUNX style,
And his steppe-llama origins,
Or he'll offend you to the core,
By dissing organised religions,
He don't conform to other's standards,
He'll challenge our mainstream psyche,
Because he's not a trendy asshole,
(does what he wants, what he feels like)

So hark to the tale of Oxygene,
The stupid Magyar gorilla,
And hope he dies of nosebleed,
Like his ancestor Atilla,
Hark to the riddle of his name,
For there's a message imbed,
Oxygen's what he should be denied,
Genes are what he shouldn't spread

But Oxygene has connections,
So listen to what he has to say,
He's got an 'in' with Webdude,
(his real name's Justin, by the way)
But save your awe for later,
There's more awesomeness to unfurl,
He has a real-live girlfriend,
Who he has sex with, who's a girl

So bow down to his industry cred,
He ain't nickel and dime,
We'll all suck his dick for backstage passes,
When it comes round to tour time,
But what this little man forgets,
In his pretentious allegations,
Even if we still liked the Offspring,
.... We live in civilised nations

Nevertheless we should respect him,
And accept him without qualms,
He can do a hell of a lot more,
Than dropping names like bombs,
He's a font of fucking wisdom,
More learned than a librarian,
If not for him we wouldn't know,
Qwertyuiop isn't Hungarian

So hark to the tale of Oxygene,
The stupid Magyar gorilla,
And hope he dies of nosebleed,
Like his ancestor Atilla,
Hark to the riddle of his name,
For there's a message imbed,
Oxygen's what he should be denied,
Genes are what he shouldn't spread

Marco
12-27-2006, 12:34 PM
I forgot!!!
Best ballad poster EVER: Sin Studly *runs to the BBS 2006 Awards thread*

HeadAroundU
12-27-2006, 12:58 PM
Very good!

Izie
12-27-2006, 01:05 PM
Three thumbs up.

- Iz, Tizz, Per

Sin Studly
12-27-2006, 01:07 PM
.... between three of you I should get six thumbs and two cocks (one enormous, one shrivelled and radiated) up.

JohnnyNemesis
12-27-2006, 01:07 PM
Post of the century. Oh my fucking GOD, this is unbelievable.

the_GoDdEsS
12-27-2006, 01:18 PM
I'm afraid to say I thoroughly enjoyed this because I'll lose my backstage passes :(:(












<33

Sin Studly
12-27-2006, 01:34 PM
What, you're not gonna dissect it like my last ones? :(

DeAtHsTaR
12-27-2006, 01:55 PM
I want a ballad :(

WebDudette
12-27-2006, 02:12 PM
Awesome, possibly the best one yet.

Grabbal
12-27-2006, 02:13 PM
It is the best one yet!!

Spelling Corrector
12-27-2006, 02:15 PM
I'll say it again...awesome.

khaaaaan
12-27-2006, 02:16 PM
Look at that smiley... that's how cool the ballad is. I gave it a title smiley!
And even though I don't know Oxygene that well, you've made me hate him. Sin, you've made me a better person.

Spelling Corrector
12-27-2006, 02:19 PM
You da man khaaaaaaaaaaaaaan!

khaaaaan
12-27-2006, 02:20 PM
No! You da man spelling corrector!!

JohnnyNemesis
12-27-2006, 02:20 PM
I'll say it again...awesome.

Change your avatar.

Spelling Corrector
12-27-2006, 02:20 PM
Change your avatar.

Make me...

khaaaaan
12-27-2006, 02:21 PM
Pff! You change your avatar!

Spelling Corrector
12-27-2006, 02:22 PM
You tell him khan!

Llamas
12-27-2006, 02:26 PM
Unfortunately, when he sees it, he's just going to spam it with how much he loves the attention.

offspring dude
12-27-2006, 02:34 PM
My God that was awesome! wonder what he'll be saying when he sees this....

Little_Miss_1565
12-27-2006, 04:46 PM
Web Dude was the Offspring.com webmaster/forums administrator during Co1 and for a time after. He loved the Offspring, Social Distortion, and lurking in the chat room on invisible mode asking all the ladies--and we were all 16 or under at the time--for topless pictures. Asking *all the time*. *Constantly*. And then being shitty when he was refused.

What's the point in going on and on about Oxy, anyway.

Llamas
12-27-2006, 04:48 PM
lurking in the chat room on invisible mode asking all the ladies--and we were all 16 or under at the time--for topless pictures. Asking *all the time*. *Constantly*

are you sure you're not talking about Ricky? Really, really sure??

Little_Miss_1565
12-27-2006, 04:49 PM
are you sure you're not talking about Ricky? Really, really sure??

Ricky takes no for an answer. :P

Llamas
12-27-2006, 04:51 PM
he does?? :( :p

JohnnyNemesis
12-27-2006, 04:53 PM
Pfft, topless does nothing for me.

Llamas
12-27-2006, 04:55 PM
Good, then I can stop sending you all those topless photos?

JohnnyNemesis
12-27-2006, 05:06 PM
I wouldn't go that far ;)

Llamas
12-27-2006, 05:11 PM
Dang... *so* close! you're a complicated man.

wheelchairman
12-27-2006, 08:00 PM
Pfft, topless does nothing for me.

What about sockless?

- Tizz

JohnnyNemesis
12-27-2006, 08:03 PM
*shifty eyes*

Erm...

Llamas
12-27-2006, 08:05 PM
What about sockless?

- Tizz

omg are you, lyke, implying that ricky likes feet?????????? I don't get it.

Sin Studly
12-27-2006, 08:05 PM
Dominicans are filthy niggers who don't wear socks.

0r4ng3
12-27-2006, 08:06 PM
Dominicans? I thought he was black. :(

Llamas
12-27-2006, 08:06 PM
He's british.

mrconeman
12-28-2006, 07:05 AM
This wins so fucking hard.
My god.

Oxygene
12-28-2006, 07:51 AM
fuck I whish I had patience to read that, but the begining is fucking great.. I give it 5 stars!
Anything that adds to my personality cult is alright in my book :D

Could some other people try and write more ballads like that?

Rocky-girl
12-28-2006, 08:09 AM
Oxygene, sockless, dominicans, ballad. Strange thread)

darea
12-28-2006, 09:00 AM
that is an awesome ballad

Sin Studly
12-28-2006, 09:02 AM
fuck I whish I had patience to read that, but the begining is fucking great.. I give it 5 stars!
Anything that adds to my personality cult is alright in my book :D

Could some other people try and write more ballads like that?

I expected nothing less pathetic from you.

Spelling Corrector
12-28-2006, 09:38 AM
That is an awesome ballad.

Please check your spelling in the future.

Oxygene
12-28-2006, 11:17 AM
I expected nothing less pathetic from you.

I'm sorry I know it hurt your feelings, but don't worry.. I endorse this thread 100%.. infact I'd like to see others try, just shorter ones I can find the time to read
I mean I whish I could read yours, I'm trully sorry bro, it's just that your mom is keeping me pretty busy you know :cool:

Tizzalicious
12-28-2006, 11:22 AM
Please check your spelling in the future.

That's not a spellling mistake.

JohnnyNemesis
12-28-2006, 11:26 AM
Oxygene; your defense mechanisms are like that of a second grader. Just shut the fuck up.

0r4ng3
12-28-2006, 11:35 AM
Oxygene; your defense mechanisms are like that of a second grader. Just shut the fuck up.
I know you are, but what am I?!

Sin Studly
12-28-2006, 11:41 AM
Oxygene; your defense mechanisms are like that of a second grader. Just shut the fuck up.

Maybe you're the second grader, what with all the accusing and all.

JohnnyNemesis
12-28-2006, 11:43 AM
You've both pwned me, and now he's gonna pwn me with his fucked up English when he gets back :(

This is not my day.

Sin Studly
12-28-2006, 12:08 PM
I think you can counter Mongol pony-archers with Spanish pikemen.

Weedz
01-15-2008, 07:09 AM
So gather round ye children,
And listen to my epic tale,
The tale of a true punk,
Whose every post is full of fail,
He came back onto the BBS,
After a gap of many years,
And when nobody thanked the Lord,
It brought him to fucking tears

So he calls us all newbies,
(He's number six on the old board),
But he registered in Europe,
With the fucking Golden Horde,
Don't be fooled by geography,
Or his non-yellow complexion,
He probably votes for Genghis Khan,
When he gets an erection

So beware his TRUPUNX style,
And his steppe-llama origins,
Or he'll offend you to the core,
By dissing organised religions,
He don't conform to other's standards,
He'll challenge our mainstream psyche,
Because he's not a trendy asshole,
(does what he wants, what he feels like)

So hark to the tale of Oxygene,
The stupid Magyar gorilla,
And hope he dies of nosebleed,
Like his ancestor Atilla,
Hark to the riddle of his name,
For there's a message imbed,
Oxygen's what he should be denied,
Genes are what he shouldn't spread

But Oxygene has connections,
So listen to what he has to say,
He's got an 'in' with Webdude,
(his real name's Justin, by the way)
But save your awe for later,
There's more awesomeness to unfurl,
He has a real-live girlfriend,
Who he has sex with, who's a girl

So bow down to his industry cred,
He ain't nickel and dime,
We'll all suck his dick for backstage passes,
When it comes round to tour time,
But what this little man forgets,
In his pretentious allegations,
Even if we still liked the Offspring,
.... We live in civilised nations

Nevertheless we should respect him,
And accept him without qualms,
He can do a hell of a lot more,
Than dropping names like bombs,
He's a font of fucking wisdom,
More learned than a librarian,
If not for him we wouldn't know,
Qwertyuiop isn't Hungarian

So hark to the tale of Oxygene,
The stupid Magyar gorilla,
And hope he dies of nosebleed,
Like his ancestor Atilla,
Hark to the riddle of his name,
For there's a message imbed,
Oxygen's what he should be denied,
Genes are what he shouldn't spread

I remember him. He's still an ass after all these years? Unexpected...