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khaaaaan
12-28-2006, 05:10 AM
Self explanatory really. I'll start then.

http://i126.photobucket.com/albums/p93/phijen/mohammed.jpg
The picture shows Mohammed the Douche chopping of baby Jesus' head. What an asshole.

Stranger With Candy
12-28-2006, 05:39 AM
http://i10.tinypic.com/4i49lk3.jpg

khaaaaan
12-28-2006, 05:40 AM
Very good.

Stranger With Candy
12-28-2006, 05:41 AM
thank you .

igniton/pyro
12-28-2006, 11:26 AM
you guys are gonna die for that.

XYlophonetreeZ
12-28-2006, 11:39 AM
Way to ruin an awesome joke.

JohnnyNemesis
12-28-2006, 11:40 AM
This thread fails. Catching the people off-guard with the photos was what made it so funny, not the images themselves.

Sin Studly
12-28-2006, 11:42 AM
No, what made them funny was the fact that....

a) It was a simple stick-drawing, with no negative connetations or caricatures

b) The muslim scum still lost their tiny fucking minds over it and went on a jihad rampage trying to terrorise me into taking the pictures down

XYlophonetreeZ
12-28-2006, 11:58 AM
You're both right.

Sin Studly
12-28-2006, 12:13 PM
Check out my idea for a comic book series.

http://i6.photobucket.com/albums/y218/AmonGoth/mohammad4.jpg

Lodat225
12-28-2006, 12:29 PM
Hahahaha !

khaaaaan
12-28-2006, 12:51 PM
I can't believe how much I suck:(

JohnnyNemesis
12-28-2006, 01:29 PM
My sentiments exactly, kiddo.

killer_queen
12-28-2006, 02:09 PM
I don't think this thread fails or something but I have to admit that it's slightly offensive for me.

Not Ozymandias
12-28-2006, 02:43 PM
http://www.pekingduck.org/archives/mohammed%20cartoon%20danish-thumb.jpeg

Sin Studly
12-28-2006, 06:05 PM
I don't think this thread fails or something but I have to admit that it's slightly offensive for me.

I'll stop.

Paint_It_Black
12-28-2006, 06:50 PM
This thread fails.

I have never disagreed with you so strongly on anything. I love this thread.


I can't believe how much I suck:(

Ignore JohnnyNemesis, he's just an angry black man.


I don't think this thread fails or something but I have to admit that it's slightly offensive for me.

But it's not about you, and it's not even about your religion. You know what it's about.

Sin Studly
12-28-2006, 06:57 PM
Pictures characterising Mohammad as evil are not funny. The Muslims lose their motherfucking minds over the cute little stick-drawings. That's why they're funnier.

JohnnyNemesis
12-28-2006, 07:20 PM
I have never disagreed with you so strongly on anything. I love this thread.

LEARN WHAT ISLAM is then talk sonofabitch

i haven't seen any fascist like you before :mad: :mad:


Ignore JohnnyNemesis, he's just an angry black man.

I love this joke, but please don't run it into the ground. Over the past few weeks alone it's lost too much luster, and that makes me sadz. :(

0r4ng3
12-28-2006, 07:34 PM
I love this joke, but please don't run it into the ground. Over the past few weeks alone it's lost too much luster, and that makes me sadz. :(
I promise nothing!

Paint_It_Black
12-28-2006, 07:40 PM
I love this joke, but please don't run it into the ground.

What joke?

Besides, you're always calling me whitey.


I promise nothing!

Jesse running a joke into the ground? Happened.

HornyPope
12-29-2006, 12:06 AM
http://i18.tinypic.com/2pt2hrq.jpg

(could be recycled)

Not Ozymandias
12-29-2006, 08:36 AM
http://i18.tinypic.com/4h9dmhu.gif

HeadAroundU
12-29-2006, 02:34 PM
http://i2.photobucket.com/albums/y33/HeadAroundU/Mohammed.jpg

khaaaaan
12-29-2006, 02:56 PM
Over all I find that the standard is very good

Professor Chaos
12-29-2006, 04:32 PM
http://i14.photobucket.com/albums/a301/fgsfds/MOHAMMAD.png

FLeTch
12-30-2006, 03:53 PM
is there any human body in this topic who read Kuran(be honest)
i advise all of you to read Kuran
this is the only way for getting rid of posting lies!

HeadAroundU
12-30-2006, 04:56 PM
That dirty book for every moron!

Here's an awesome song!
http://www.islamcomicbook.com/lyrics2.htm

RickyCrack
12-31-2006, 12:10 AM
is there any human body in this topic who read Kuran(be honest)
i advise all of you to read Kuran
this is the only way for getting rid of posting lies!

Once you read the bible, I'll read the kuran. Deal?

FLeTch
12-31-2006, 02:42 AM
Once you read the bible, I'll read the kuran. Deal?

I am reading Bible (at least i started several months ago)
I advise you to read Kuran and the Bible to make comparisons and the to see the common points between these two holy books.


Just show me somewhere in the Bible that approves posting Hz. Muhammed drawings ???:mad:

I have lots of Christian friends none of them does this disrespcetful act to Islam.
I don't wanna say but i will

I do not believe ppl in this forum are "real Christians" (because of their acts to the Islam)

Paint_It_Black
12-31-2006, 03:36 AM
Just show me somewhere in the Bible that approves posting Hz. Muhammed drawings ???:mad:

Right after you show me where in the Kuran it tells you to fly planes into buildings, k?

DexterWannabe
12-31-2006, 04:30 AM
that was a good one

Sin Studly
12-31-2006, 04:54 AM
I advise you to read Kuran

Already read it, it was great.

O Prophet! urge the believers to war; if there are twenty patient ones of you they shall overcome two hundred... (8:65)

Surely the vilest of animals in Allah's sight are those who disbelieve (8:55)

"Fight those who do not believe in Allah...And the Jews say Ezra is the son of God; and the Christians say Christ is the son of God; these are the words of their mouths; they imitate the saying of those who disbelieved before; Allah's curse be on them; how they are turned away!" (Koran 9:29-30)

And fight with them until there is no more persecution and religion should be only for Allah (8:39)

When the sacred months have passed away, THEN SLAY THE IDOLATERS WHEREVER YOU FIND THEM, AND TAKE THEM CAPTIVES AND BESIEGE THEM AND LIE IN WAIT FOR THEM IN EVERY AMBUSH, then if they repent and keep up prayer [become believers] and pay the poor-rate, leave their way free to them (9:5)

And if they intend to act unfaithfully towards you, so indeed they acted unfaithfully towards Allah before, but He GAVE YOU MASTERY OVER THEM (8:71)

FIGHT THEM: ALLAH WILL PUNISH THEM BY YOUR HANDS AND BRING THEM TO DISGRACE, AND ASSIST YOU AGAINST THEM. (9:14)

FIGHT THOSE WHO DO NOT BELIEVE IN ALLAH, nor in the latter day, nor do they prohibit what Allah and His Messenger have prohibited, NOR FOLLOW THE RELIGION OF TRUTH, OUT OF THOSE WHO HAVE BEEN GIVEN THE BOOK [Christians and Jews], until they pay the tax in acknowledgment of superiority and THEY ARE IN A STATE OF SUBJECTION. (9:29)

O Prophet! strive hard against the unbelievers and the hypocrites and be unyielding to them; and their abode is hell, and evil is the destination. (9:73)

O you who believe! fight those of the unbelievers who are near to you and let them find in you hardness; and know that Allah is with those who guard (against evil). (9:123)

I WILL CAST TERROR INTO THE HEARTS OF THOSE WHO DISBELIEVE. THEREFORE STRIKE OFF THEIR HEADS AND STRIKE OFF EVERY FINGERTIP OF THEM. THIS IS BECAUSE THEY ACTED ADVERSELY TO ALLAH AND HIS MESSENGER; AND WHOEVER ACTS ADVERSELY TO ALLAH AND HIS MESSENGER - THEN SURELY ALLAH IS SEVERE IN REQUITING (EVIL). THIS - TASTE IT, AND (KNOW) THAT FOR THE UNBELIEVERS IS THE PUNISHMENT OF FIRE. O you who believe! When you meet those who disbelieve marching for war, then turn not your backs to them. And whoever shall turn his back to them on that day - unless he turn aside for the sake of fighting or withdraws to a company - then he, indeed, becomes deserving of Allah's wrath, and his abode is hell; and an evil destination shall it be. So you did not slay them, but it was Allah Who slew them and you did not smite when you smote (the enemy) but it was Allah Who smote, and that He might confer upon the believers a good gift from Himself; (8:12-17)

And that you should judge between them by what Allah has revealed, and do not follow their low desires, and be cautious of them, lest they seduce you from part of what Allah has revealed to you; but if they turn back, then know that Allah desires to afflict them on account of some of their faults; and most surely many of the people are transgressors. Is it then the judgment of the times of ignorance that they desire: and who is better than Allah to judge for a people who are sure? O YOU WHO BELIEVE! DO NOT TAKE THE JEWS AND THE CHRISTIANS FOR FRIENDS; THEY ARE FRIENDS OF EACH OTHER; AND WHOEVER AMONGST YOU TAKES THEM FOR A FRIEND, THEN SURELY HE IS ONE OF THEM; SURELY ALLAH DOES NOT GUIDE THE UNJUST PEOPLE. (5:49-51)

The punishment of those who pit themselves against Allah and His Messenger and strive to make mischief in the land is only this, that they should be murdered or crucified or their hands and their feet should be cut off on opposite sides or they should be imprisoned; this shall be as a disgrace for them in this world, and in the hereafter they shall have a grievous chastisement, except those who repent before you have them in your power (5:33-34)

Believe therefore in Allah and His apostles, and say not, Three. Desist, it is better for you; Allah is only one god: far be it from his glory that He should have a son. (4:171)

What is the matter with you, then, that you have become two parties about the hypocrites, while Allah has made them return (to unbelief) for what they have earned? Do you wish to guide him whom Allah has caused to err? And whomsoever Allah causes to err, you shall by no means find a way for him. THEY DESIRE THAT YOU SHOULD DISBELIEVE AS THEY HAVE DISBELIEVED, SO THAT YOU MIGHT BE ALL ALIKE; THEREFORE TAKE NOT FROM AMONG THEM FRIENDS UNTIL THEY FLY THEIR HOMES IN ALLAH'S WAY; BUT IF THEY TURN BACK, THEN SEIZE THEM AND KILL THEM WHEREVER YOU FIND THEM, AND TAKE NOT FROM AMONG THEM A FRIEND OR A HELPER. (4:89)

As for those who disbelieve in Our communications, We shall make them enter fire; so oft as their skins are thoroughly burned, We will change them for other skins, that they may taste the punishment (4:56)

Surely they who disbelieve in the communications of Allah - they shall have a severe punishment; and Allah is Mighty, the lord of retribution. (3:4)

Allah 's Apostle said, " I have been ordered to fight with the people till they say, 'None has the right to be worshipped but Allah,' and whoever says, None has the right to be worshipped but Allah,' his life and property will be saved by me except for Islamic law, and his accounts will be with Allah, (either to punish him or to forgive him.)" (Hadith 4:52:196)

Allah's Apostles said, "When a slave (of Allah) commits illegal sexual intercourse, he is not a believer at the time of committing it; and if he steals, he is not a believer at the time of stealing; and if he drinks an alcoholic drink, when he is not a believer at the time of drinking it; and he is not a believer when he commits a murder," 'Ikrima said: I asked Ibn Abbas, "How is faith taken away from him?" He said, Like this," by clasping his hands and then separating them, and added, "But if he repents, faith returns to him like this, by clasping his hands again. (Hadith 8:82:800e:) [So, with the clap of a hand, they can do whatever they want?]

The Prophet said, "The one who commits an illegal sexual intercourse is not a believer at the time of committing illegal sexual intercourse and a thief is not a believer at the time of committing theft and a drinker of alcoholic drink is not a believer at the time of drinking. Yet, (the gate of) repentance is open thereafter." (Hadith 8:82:801)

(Isolated incident) ...then prostrated himself, and all who were with him prostrated too. But an old man took a handful of dust and touched his forehead with it saying, "This is sufficient for me." Later on I saw him killed as an infidel. (Hadith 5:59:311)

[yes the Jews and Muslims are both descendents of Abraham, but here is the attitude towards descendants of Abraham through Isaac (the Jews]: "If they find you, they will be your enemies, and will stretch forth towards you their hands and their tongues with evil, and they ardently desire that you may disbelieve. Your relationship would not profit you, nor your children, on the day of resurrection; He will decide between you; and Allah sees what you do. Indeed, there is for you a good example in Abraham and those with him when they said to their people: Surely we are clear of you and of what you serve besides Allah; WE DECLARE OURSELVES TO BE CLEAR OF YOU, AND ENMITY AND HATRED HAVE APPEARED BETWEEN US AND YOU FOREVER UNTIL YOU BELIEVE IN ALLAH ALONE (60:2-4)

Sin Studly
12-31-2006, 05:08 AM
I do not believe ppl in this forum are "real Christians" (because of their acts to the Islam)

hint ; I'm not a real Christian.

Let there be as many as there are
All devils in Allah's employ
Jarilo fights with us ; those escaping,
Perun will destroy

So we inscribe every name,
And with blackest wax impress,
Apon the Listing of the Dead,
To be retaken by Veles,

SaiKYoU
12-31-2006, 05:58 AM
I WILL CAST TERROR INTO THE HEARTS OF THOSE WHO DISBELIEVE. THEREFORE STRIKE OFF THEIR HEADS AND STRIKE OFF EVERY FINGERTIP OF THEM. THIS IS BECAUSE THEY ACTED ADVERSELY TO ALLAH AND HIS MESSENGER; AND WHOEVER ACTS ADVERSELY TO ALLAH AND HIS MESSENGER - THEN SURELY ALLAH IS SEVERE IN REQUITING (EVIL). THIS - TASTE IT, AND (KNOW) THAT FOR THE UNBELIEVERS IS THE PUNISHMENT OF FIRE.


i love religions, the're so funny...

DexterWannabe
12-31-2006, 08:06 AM
i love religions, the're so funny...

not religion-lessons i school

RickyCrack
12-31-2006, 12:55 PM
I am reading Bible (at least i started several months ago)
I advise you to read Kuran and the Bible to make comparisons and the to see the common points between these two holy books.


Just show me somewhere in the Bible that approves posting Hz. Muhammed drawings ???:mad:

I have lots of Christian friends none of them does this disrespcetful act to Islam.
I don't wanna say but i will

I do not believe ppl in this forum are "real Christians" (because of their acts to the Islam)


Probably cuz I'm jewish. (stop killing my peoples, plz :( :( :( )

Not Ozymandias
12-31-2006, 01:06 PM
http://www.pekingduck.org/archives/mohammed%20cartoon%20danish-thumb.jpeg

http://www.pekingduck.org/archives/mohammed%20cartoon%20danish-thumb.jpeg

Sunny
01-01-2007, 02:30 PM
http://i18.tinypic.com/4h9dmhu.gif

fucking amazing.

and i strongly approve of mohammad doing laundry. ftw.

RickyCrack
01-01-2007, 06:08 PM
If I could make a request for the Muhammed strip. Muhammed travels on an airplane would be a thrilling read.

Marco
01-02-2007, 01:50 AM
"Fight those who do not believe in Allah..."
Oh noez, I'm pwn3d.

F@ BANKZ
01-02-2007, 03:20 AM
is there any human body in this topic who read Kuran(be honest)
i advise all of you to read Kuran
this is the only way for getting rid of posting lies!

You've clearly read it so well that you can't spell it's title

HornyPope
01-02-2007, 10:24 AM
Muhammad doing laundry is my top pick of the bunch. I think it's so important that the Muslim leader is portrayed in a positive light.

JohnnyNemesis
01-02-2007, 10:36 AM
Happy face Muhammad pwns all.

Lodat225
01-03-2007, 07:21 PM
fucking amazing.

and i strongly approve of mohammad doing laundry. ftw.

Woah! You posted. In how long?

khaaaaan
01-04-2007, 06:34 AM
I'm gonna post this here too. Cause it has pictures of Mohammed the Prophet.
http://artpad.art.com/?jbcknday1f0

HornyPope
01-04-2007, 01:17 PM
I'm gonna post this here too. Cause it has pictures of Mohammed the Prophet.
http://artpad.art.com/?jbcknday1f0

I love your drawings.

khaaaaan
01-04-2007, 02:10 PM
I aim to please.

Sin Studly
01-11-2007, 02:11 AM
If I could make a request for the Muhammed strip. Muhammed travels on an airplane would be a thrilling read.

Your command is my wish, master.

http://i6.photobucket.com/albums/y218/AmonGoth/mohammad5.jpg

Marco
01-11-2007, 09:23 AM
Haha, I love his expressions.
P.S. Aren't you happy, fletch? Always a happy ending! hihi...

RickyCrack
01-11-2007, 03:17 PM
That's exactly how i pictured it too. Absolutely brilliant.

JohnnyNemesis
01-11-2007, 03:18 PM
Absolutely brilliant indeed.

Speakeasy
01-11-2007, 09:13 PM
I have many pictures.

9,400 results for google image search: Mohammad the prophet.

8,710 for Muhammad the prophet.

Sin Studly
01-12-2007, 03:09 AM
That's exactly how i pictured it too.

I knew that the minute you said "airplane".

Paint_It_Black
01-12-2007, 04:21 AM
Needed some snakes.

bacitracin
01-13-2007, 06:31 PM
http://img247.imageshack.us/img247/241/mohmj3.jpg

Marco
01-14-2007, 03:08 AM
Nice.
Muhammed, give me the power to modify the BBS,so I don't have to respect the 10 characters rule!

Marco
01-20-2007, 05:32 AM
Tomorrow's my friend's birthday, and I'd love to give him a Muhammed birthday strip....in the style of Sin Studly. Has anybody got some ideas?

petey
01-20-2007, 07:04 AM
http://img247.imageshack.us/img247/241/mohmj3.jpg

haha sweet.

petey
01-20-2007, 07:12 AM
you guys are freaking funny lol.

Sin Studly
01-20-2007, 05:58 PM
Tomorrow's my friend's birthday, and I'd love to give him a Muhammed birthday strip....in the style of Sin Studly. Has anybody got some ideas?

"Mohammad's Birthday"
"Mohammad bakes a cake"
"Mohammad goes gift shopping"
"Mohammad at the Pope's birthday"
"Mohammad at Jesus's birthday"
"Mohammad at Hitler's birthday"

RickyCrack
01-21-2007, 01:18 AM
"Mohammed's vacation in Israel"
"Mohammed opens a present"
"Mahommed hosts a dinner party"
"Mohammed rides a train"
"Mohammed receives presents from Sen. Tom Daschle, Tom Brokaw, and Sen. Leahy."

Sin Studly
01-21-2007, 07:19 AM
http://i6.photobucket.com/albums/y218/AmonGoth/mohammad6.jpg

Sin Studly
01-21-2007, 07:51 AM
http://i6.photobucket.com/albums/y218/AmonGoth/mohammad7.jpg

Marco
01-21-2007, 09:51 AM
"Mohammad's Birthday"
"Mohammad bakes a cake"
"Mohammad goes gift shopping"
"Mohammad at the Pope's birthday"
"Mohammad at Jesus's birthday"
"Mohammad at Hitler's birthday"
I'll try and make one.

Wolfbutter
01-23-2007, 02:39 PM
http://img249.imageshack.us/img249/9292/2003030420khalid20shaik0jd.jpg (http://imageshack.us)