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The Noose
12-28-2006, 10:50 PM
Happy Birthday Dex! 41! :D

Lodat225
12-28-2006, 11:02 PM
Happy Birthday .

Venom Symbiote
12-28-2006, 11:08 PM
Many happy returns, you lovable old fart! :p

Sheez, 41 huh?

Llamas
12-28-2006, 11:14 PM
Hell yes to that Youth Energy!

JohnnyNemesis
12-28-2006, 11:21 PM
When we younger
There always seemed like some
Some perfect mold
That we're supposed to be
But now we're growing up and
I see it's just not that way
Now I feel like someones lied to me
Cause I've been true
Made good for you
And now I feel used
I'm asking you
How does it feel
How does it feel
How does it feel
To be like you

Tell me now Elders
What were your reasons for
Making it seem
Like you were so much more
If you want to feel good
Because of our accomplishments
Why the fuck
Don't you just do it yourself?

Cause I've tried
Man I've tried
While you all lied
So now just tell me
How does it feel
How does it feel
How does it feel
To be like you?

Look at all the families now
Who don't talk and don't trust
Because of the way
That things have been done
When will you finally learn
To leave out the bullshit
And just be straight with us

Llamas
12-28-2006, 11:27 PM
Dexter, did you turn out like your parents?

Nothing changes cause it's all the same
The world you get's the one you give away
It all just happens again
Way down the line

There is a chain that's never broken
You know the story it's sad but true
An angry man gets drunk and beats his kids
The same old way his drunken father did
What comes around well it goes around

Nothing changes cause it's all the same
The world you get's the one you give away
It all just happens again
Way down the line

At 17 Shannon is pregnant
As young as her mom when she had her
Her kid is never gonna have a dad
The same old way that Shannon never had
What comes around well it goes around

Nothing changes cause it's all the same
The world you get's the one you give away
It all just happens again
Way down the line

And all the things you learn when you're a kid
You'll fuck up just like your parents did
It all just happens again
Way down the line

And welfare moms have kids on welfare
And fat parents they have fat kids too
You know it's never gonna end
The same old cycle's gonna start again
What comes around well it goes around

-=Xander=-
12-28-2006, 11:31 PM
41... I'd still do him :)

Happy Birthday Dex

Buller
12-28-2006, 11:37 PM
Happy birthday Dexter.. Hope you still make music at 51..

Venom Symbiote
12-28-2006, 11:45 PM
Haha, I knew someone would post those lyrics. You assholes. :)

Stranger With Candy
12-28-2006, 11:52 PM
Happy Birthday!

SkunkIt
12-29-2006, 12:14 AM
Still not being a trendy asshole? Happy Birthday, I have a gift (http://www.myspace.com/dtoxrockers) for you!

DeAtHsTaR
12-29-2006, 12:38 AM
I hate a lot of things
I hate a lot of people that are lame
I like to hate stuff
Cause then I don't have to try and make
A change
I hate teachers
I hate school
I hate the cheerleaders
And anyone who's cool
I hate the office
I hate the Quad
Don't wanna learn nothing
I want to be a slob


It's cool to hate
It's cool to hate
I don't like nothing and I like that fine
It's cool to hate
It's cool to hate
I don't like nothing and I like that fine
I don't like nothing and like that fine
Yeah I hate everything
I even hate you too
So fuck you


I'm always thinking bad
I never have nothing good to say
I'd rather tear things down
Than build them up
It's easier that way
I hate the jocks
And I hate the geeks
I hate the trendies
But I also hate the freaks
I hate Dr. Martens
And Muscle T's
I'm only happy when I'm in my misery

It's cool to hate
It's cool to hate
Liking something's just a waste of time
It's cool to hate
It's cool to hate
Liking something's just a waste of time
Liking something's just a waste of time
Yeah I hate everything
I even hate me too
So fuck you

It's cool to hate
It's cool to hate
It's cool to hate
It's cool to hate

I'll cut you down and give you lip
Being positive's so unhip
I'll cut you down cause I'm a fool
Being positive's so uncool
Being positive's so uncool
Being positive's so uncool

I hate the jocks
And I hate the geeks
I hate the trendies
But I also hate the freaks
I hate your band
And I hate TV
I'm only happy when I'm in my misery

It's cool to hate
It's cool to hate
I don't like nothing and I like that fine
It's cool to hate
It's cool to hate
I don't like nothing and I like that fine
I don't like nothing and I like that fine
Yeah I hate everything
I even hate you too
So fuck you






To think, he was only 30 when he wrote that!

DexterWannabe
12-29-2006, 01:23 AM
Happy B-day Dexter!

Wouli
12-29-2006, 01:39 AM
Happy Birthday Dexter !!

forcyn
12-29-2006, 01:51 AM
Happy B-Day, Mr Holland! :p

SplinterByMyOwnDesign
12-29-2006, 02:55 AM
Happy Bday Dexter! Have a good one ;)

You should also write us a journal about what you did and what you got for your b-day! :p :rolleyes:

Aisha_n
12-29-2006, 04:17 AM
Happy B-DAY, Dexter!:D

http://ok-offspring.way-nifty.com/./photos/uncategorized/offspring20061229_01.jpg

Satankaban
12-29-2006, 04:44 AM
Happy birthday Dexter and many new riffs. :-)

Grabbal
12-29-2006, 05:38 AM
Happy birthday Dexter..
Take the day off!!

darea
12-29-2006, 05:48 AM
happy birthday!!!

leo3375
12-29-2006, 06:50 AM
There's a part of me that still can't believe you're 41 now. Sheesh! I remember that you were 28 when Smash came out and you looked young then! I'll spare the jokes (since we busted them out last year) and simply say:

Happy 41st Birthday, Dexter!

I wish you good health, a good year, and good times. And I hope you get some cool gifts, too!

Emily_offspring_fan
12-29-2006, 07:11 AM
Happy birthday Dex!
http://www.activemax.com/blog/torta.gif

Thomas
12-29-2006, 08:48 AM
http://i21.photobucket.com/albums/b287/Drummerguy123/Birthday.jpg

Camilamazed
12-29-2006, 08:50 AM
Holy Fuck!

Today is the day that all teens and DexterisMYman girls are going to start a lot of Happy-B-day-marry-me-please-you're hot threads in the Brazilian community.

And to top it off thinking he is going to read the shit.

:mad:

leo3375
12-29-2006, 09:00 AM
I'm fine with the "teenybopper" birthday replies today, but I seriously hope that this thread doesn't turn into an age debate like last year's did.

CSX
12-29-2006, 09:23 AM
I'm all out of originality ... happy birthday dude, hope you have a great day :cool:

Lord_Gabo
12-29-2006, 09:54 AM
Great Dexter!! 41!!! Capricorn are the best! hehe

Wouli
12-29-2006, 09:56 AM
Great Dexter!! 41!!! Capricorn are the best! hehe

... of course :D

Little_Miss_1565
12-29-2006, 09:59 AM
Yo Dexter,

I'd buy you one of these:

http://www.schoolscience.co.uk/content/4/biology/sgm/images/beer.jpg

but you're on the wrong coast. Have a good birthday, even though it will be minus one beer.

Biggest offspring fan
12-29-2006, 10:03 AM
I say the same as everybody else HAPPY BIRTHDAY. Btw the gringo was nice!!!

mrs_hollandova
12-29-2006, 10:09 AM
Happy Birthday Dexy. Are you 41 or 40? But you are still very pretty boy :p Really. I love yoooooooouuuuuuu :D

Nineteen Seventy Nine
12-29-2006, 10:10 AM
Happy Birthday, Dex. Sorry, man, I'm not completely sure if I can make it to the party, though.

Apathy
12-29-2006, 10:16 AM
Oh that reminds me, I was supposed to bring dip right?
Call me back later, my phone died because we talked too long last time.

your best friend,
Miles.

Nineteen Seventy Nine
12-29-2006, 10:20 AM
Miles, since I don't think I can make it, can you fix up some brownies that I was supposed to bring? Thanks, dude.

Oh, and Dex, New Years Day, we're having that Rose Bowl Party. You might think USC is going to win, but Michigan is going to kick their ass.

-Wally

I don't know
12-29-2006, 10:53 AM
HAPPY BIRTHDAY! :D hehehe, I don't have anything else to say,hehe

Marco
12-29-2006, 10:54 AM
Happy Birthday!

Leandro
12-29-2006, 11:08 AM
Happy Birthday Dexter!!! And come back to Recife, Brazil, in the next tour... :D

Thanks for coming in 2004, and i hope you return.



Sorry for my bad english...

Thomas
12-29-2006, 11:23 AM
Happy Birthday Dexter!!! And come back to Recife, Brazil, in the next tour... :D

Thanks for coming in 2004, and i hope you return.



Sorry for my bad english...


Actually, if you hadn't said anything, I wouldn't have even noticed that English wasn't your first language.

~mmmaaaGGGaaa~
12-29-2006, 11:50 AM
HAPPY BIRTHDAY!!!

keep on rockin:cool:

NMHFBD
12-29-2006, 12:30 PM
do you see,Dexter,how much your fans love you? you deserved all of that! hope you're having a good time!

bouncingcoles
12-29-2006, 01:08 PM
holy shit he has gotten old. pretty soon offspring will be like the rolling stones

Llamas
12-29-2006, 01:25 PM
...once again, dain's post is full of massive fail.

genocide_
12-29-2006, 01:40 PM
I almost forgot that. Happy birthday Dex!

btw. Isn't this his 40th b-day? I've always thought that he was born in 1966.
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leo3375
12-29-2006, 01:47 PM
Nope. Dexter turned 40 last year. To avoid the argument, I'll paraphrase what Noodles has said about the matter: Both Dexter and Greg were born in 1965 but Greg was a year ahead of Dexter in high school. This is because Greg was born in January while Dexter was born in December.

Call it an Obsession
12-29-2006, 03:43 PM
Happy Birthday!! Hope i'm not too late :o
Feels like it was just yesterday he turned 40...

X-METALLIST
12-29-2006, 04:14 PM
I say the same as everybody else HAPPY BIRTHDAY. Btw the gringo was nice!!!

Таксс...еще не знаю как просто сообщение оставлять..перехожу на английский...Huhh.Sorry for my being late with congatulations..Dexter, You don't know me, I don't know you, but i know one simple thing - You're the peace of one great thing called The Offspring. You, Grek, and Noodles make interesting, smart and cool music...This music is special to every man who's listen it. You're a great person. I wish you to be the best as you're now. HAppy Birthday to you, and Happy New Year.

Ocupation: Offspring
12-29-2006, 04:18 PM
Dexter, Merry late X-mas, Happy Birthday, and Happy New year! Soon it will be Noodles/Mine Birthday! yay happy birthday to us!

nameless
12-29-2006, 04:31 PM
i know its slightly late but happy birthday!

Grabbal
12-29-2006, 04:37 PM
Its never too late to tell someone happy birthday!!

Biggest offspring fan
12-29-2006, 05:12 PM
Таксс...еще не знаю как просто сообщение оставлять..перехожу на английский...Huhh.Sorry for my being late with congatulations..Dexter, You don't know me, I don't know you, but i know one simple thing - You're the peace of one great thing called The Offspring. You, Grek, and Noodles make interesting, smart and cool music...This music is special to every man who's listen it. You're a great person. I wish you to be the best as you're now. HAppy Birthday to you, and Happy New Year.

Why did you quote my post?

Beheaded
12-29-2006, 05:28 PM
Happy birthday Dexter.:)

I think, I'm not too late. Yeeeehaaaaa.....
God thanx the different time zone.:D

Gayman
12-29-2006, 05:45 PM
Happy Birthday.

TarachnidX
12-29-2006, 06:09 PM
Happy Birthday Dexter!! Keep Rocking Out! Can't Wait For The Offspring's Long Awaited Return!!

Venom Symbiote
12-29-2006, 08:37 PM
Going back a few pages to whoever said Capricorns are the best: rock the fuck on! :D Many high-fives going your way.

Iamstupid
12-30-2006, 02:26 AM
Happy Birthday Dex ^^ (I know that it's a little late but better late than never :rolleyes: ) :D

Ocupation: Offspring
12-30-2006, 03:07 AM
Happy Birthday Dex ^^ (I know that it's a little late but better late than never :rolleyes: ) :D

True....10 goddamn letters!

That_Guy91
12-30-2006, 06:27 AM
41... I'd still do him :)

Indeed.

Thomas, get a new cake, dammit!

F@ BANKZ
12-30-2006, 08:35 AM
:cool: :cool: Happy birthday Dex. :cool: :cool:

Hypodermic_89
12-30-2006, 08:42 AM
Happy birthday to you!
Happy birthday to you!
Happy birthday, dear Manboobs man!
Happy birthday to you!

Oh, and happy birthday to you too, Dexter :)

ixnay04
12-30-2006, 09:32 AM
isnt dexter 40? i thought he was born in 1966

Floyd the Barber
12-30-2006, 09:57 AM
isnt dexter 40? i thought he was born in 1966

No, he was born in '65. When he ran in the LA marathon this past March, his online ID thingy said he was 40. So he just turned 41.

Iamstupid
12-30-2006, 10:36 AM
Happy birthday to you!
Happy birthday to you!
Happy birthday, dear Manboobs man!
Happy birthday to you!

Oh, and happy birthday to you too, Dexter

What is "Manboobs" ? Or Who is "Manboobs" ? :confused: :confused: :confused:

Little_Miss_1565
12-30-2006, 10:41 AM
What is "Manboobs" ? Or Who is "Manboobs" ? :confused: :confused: :confused:

One of the finest pieces of BBS literature:
http://www.offspring.com/forums/showthread.php?t=18785

...and it was totally 100% not a joke.

Iamstupid
12-30-2006, 11:15 AM
I didn't know that there was a "BBS literature" ^^
Thanks for the information :)

X-METALLIST
12-30-2006, 12:01 PM
Why did you quote my post?

'Cause your post was the last....Чувак, I'm a member of this forum for a few days and I don't know how to make my own posts here...Maybe you can help me?

Stranger With Candy
12-30-2006, 12:15 PM
'Cause your post was the last....Чувак, I'm a member of this forum for a few days and I don't know how to make my own posts here...Maybe you can help me?

click "post reply"

Thomas
12-30-2006, 12:19 PM
Indeed.

Thomas, get a new cake, dammit!

NEVER!!!! :mad:

HeadAroundU
12-30-2006, 01:03 PM
Happy birthday.

original_prankster_88
12-30-2006, 01:09 PM
i was reading and i saw that Dex's birthday was friday! Holy Shit! Happy Belated Birthday Dexter! go out for a nice mexican dinner with lots of hot sauce

Ninty Man
12-30-2006, 05:10 PM
Hey dex... happy birthday, I would bring some dancing girls, meanwhile put that champagne on ice, that I have a Bad Habit of blowing away many houses as I can in my the long way to your home...

Bah,l sux XD

Anyway, happy birthday, AND I WANNA MY SAMPLE OF GRINGO BANDITO

Venezuelan_Nightmare
12-30-2006, 06:57 PM
little later, but im here xD, Happy Beer Day Dex :D

NEOCON99
12-30-2006, 07:26 PM
Happy birtday dexter! (better a little late than ever uh?) Do you read this anyway?

Iamstupid
01-01-2007, 02:44 AM
NEOCON99 : Happy birtday dexter! (better a little late than ever uh?) Do you read this anyway?


We can always hope :p , don't you think ?

Drum Goddess
01-01-2007, 12:53 PM
ok this is really late, but I havent been on in awhile.
HAPPY BIRTHDAY DEXTER!

ZagmenO
01-01-2007, 05:21 PM
Happy Birthday, Dexter! How's that album comin' along, huh?

Splintergirl
01-03-2007, 06:05 AM
no only 40:p
hes a pretty punkrocker:D

rlplaymaker
01-03-2007, 07:05 AM
Happy Birthday Dexter!

leo3375
01-03-2007, 08:48 AM
no only 40:p
hes a pretty punkrocker:D

We settled this argument in the birthday thread for 12/29/2005. Dexter and Greg were both born in 1965 but at opposite ends of the year. This is why Greg was a year head of Dexter in high school and why there is this confusion.

Splintergirl
01-03-2007, 09:52 AM
i want that hes younger!!!!!!!!!!:cool:
because hes sexy!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

do you understand????!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!