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Endymion
12-29-2006, 01:59 PM
Mota & the Mod Squad have set up an IRC room for the bbs.

server: irc.blitzed.org
channel: #offspring

if you need someone to hold your hand getting you on irc, see here (http://www.offspring.com/forums/showthread.php?t=27434).

Endymion
12-29-2006, 02:05 PM
some quick quotes:

* veracious is now playing metallica, "enter sandman".

<veracious> btw ne1 thin ignoton is better dan smash??? cuz my friend thinsk americana is offy best album & i kicked his ass for it :mad:

* Eidolon is trupunx

<Eidolon> ...and that's how dancing saved the planet.

Vera
12-29-2006, 02:09 PM
Wow, 'veracious' sure sounds like a right retard!

sKratch
12-30-2006, 11:46 AM
Why is no one in there :[

Lodat225
12-30-2006, 12:32 PM
Because it's worthless and nobody wants to chat with retards.

sKratch
12-30-2006, 02:03 PM
If you need me for some reason type @skratch in the chat window and if I'm available I'll be there.

original_prankster_88
12-30-2006, 02:07 PM
i had to read that 'veracious' part like 4 times. fail the grammar part of english or sumthin?

F@ BANKZ
12-30-2006, 02:45 PM
Well, at least I think it's a fairly neat feature

Vera
12-30-2006, 04:32 PM
i had to read that 'veracious' part like 4 times. fail the grammar part of english or sumthin?

This is funny on so many levels.

the_offsprings_monkey
12-31-2006, 07:20 AM
Because it's worthless and nobody wants to chat with retards.

That's because you're on there.

Endymion
12-31-2006, 12:52 PM
--> Sinister has joined #offspring
<Sinister> hey
<seanystatic> no
<Sinister> not sure what that's supposed to mean.
<-- Sinister has left #offspring

XYlophonetreeZ
12-31-2006, 02:25 PM
That's fucking CLASSIC! I joined for roughly one minute yesterday but no one was on. Then Lodat signed on and I quickly left.

Vera
12-31-2006, 02:26 PM
I'm at dads & can't connect to server. Boooo. Is it an IP number related issue?

Llamas
12-31-2006, 02:47 PM
lol why the hell would lodat go to the chatroom? would he really think people would chat with him?

JohnnyNemesis
01-01-2007, 02:16 PM
--> Sinister has joined #offspring
<Sinister> hey
<seanystatic> no
<Sinister> not sure what that's supposed to mean.
<-- Sinister has left #offspring

This is the greatest thing I've EVER seen.

Izie
01-01-2007, 05:56 PM
I didn't think I'd like this whole chat thing, but... I actually do. YAY!

Except it's empty too often :(

Mota Boy
01-02-2007, 02:33 AM
<rickycrack> it would be cool to be the game master though
<rickycrack> and make it impossible
<rickycrack> like a HUGE DILDO ATTACKS YOU
<seanystatic> and then call everyone fags after like 20 minutes
<seanystatic> and just walk away
<rickycrack> lol
<seanystatic> srsly

<hp> well guys
<hp> you know what i have?
<Eidolon> Weed?
<rickycrack> a picture of pers butt?
<hp> i have a WOMAN
<hp> whom i am going to bed right now
<Eidolon> You take all three and you really got yourself a party.

ninthlayer
01-02-2007, 05:54 AM
[05:48] <seanystatic> walk me through the plot of the first episode of clone high
[05:49] <Autoplectic> well, it's the first day of sophomore year
[05:49] <Autoplectic> Gandhi had spent all summer working on his high-fives and finger-snaps
[05:49] <Autoplectic> Joan grew a pair of breasts
[05:50] <Autoplectic> Abe had bigger sideburns
[05:50] <Autoplectic> JFK's throwing a students-only party, and the dweebs (abe, gandhi) aren't invited
[05:50] <Autoplectic> abe's got a crush on cleo
[05:50] <Autoplectic> abe says he'll bring the beer
[05:50] <Autoplectic> jfk says "a-ok, you can come"
[05:51] <Autoplectic> abe tries to get genghis to buy the beer, because he looks old enough to
[05:51] <Autoplectic> genghis is a retard and can't pass the "are you 21?" test
[05:51] <Autoplectic> so abe ends up bringing non-alcoholic beer
[05:52] <Autoplectic> cop shows up, arrests gandhi and joan
[05:52] <Autoplectic> but then abe admits that it's non-alcoholic
[05:52] <Autoplectic> abe says something lame about how he was just looking for acceptance
[05:53] <Autoplectic> cop calls him a loser and lets gandhi and joan go
[05:53] <seanystatic> you forgot the part about cleo spraying beer all over herself and acting like she's drunk
[05:53] <Autoplectic> there's also some stuff about beards, a death maze, the principle sneaking into the party disguised as Cloney McStudent
[05:53] <Autoplectic> everyone was acting drunk
[05:54] <Autoplectic> and there was a teen crisis hotline
[05:54] <Autoplectic> where gandhi told people to kill themselves

Endymion
01-02-2007, 01:51 PM
--> Sinister has joined #offspring
<Sinister> hey
<-- Sinister has left #offspring

Lodat225
01-02-2007, 01:55 PM
lol why the hell would lodat go to the chatroom? would he really think people would chat with him?


That's fucking CLASSIC! I joined for roughly one minute yesterday but no one was on. Then Lodat signed on and I quickly left.


When the hell did i sign on? I only signed on with the UN "Orbit" because i was eating the gum. I haven't signed on with Lodat... yet.

XYlophonetreeZ
01-02-2007, 03:00 PM
Stop lying, liar.

Lodat225
01-02-2007, 03:22 PM
I don't care. I never signed on with Lodat. 1565 and Sam saw me with Orbit, and orbit only, and kicked me out.

Endymion
01-02-2007, 06:07 PM
--> BuddyHolly (cgiirc@vhe-732803.sshn.net) has joined #offspring
<BuddyHolly> what's goin on here?
<Systemsloth> Nothing
<Autoplectic> go away
<BuddyHolly> screw you
* Autoplectic presents
<-- BuddyHolly has quit (Quit: CGI:IRC)

WebDudette
01-02-2007, 06:11 PM
Hah, I actually considered posting that.

JohnnyNemesis
01-02-2007, 06:28 PM
And then, you got through:

[20:27] <ZagmenO> LOL!!! Raped by an airplane!!! ROFLMAFO!!!!!!!!!!!!!
[20:27] <DaPantz> I know you're young and all, but seriously, is anything with "rape" in it automatically funny to you?
[20:28] <DaPantz> Fucking die, piece of shit scumbag.
[20:28] <ZagmenO> OK...uuuh...I'm leaving now. BYE!

That_Guy91
01-02-2007, 06:32 PM
I know you're young and all

http://www.offspring.com/forums/showthread.php?t=21557&page=312

I hope it's lying to me.

Lodat225
01-02-2007, 06:45 PM
He's probably smarter outside the BBS.

Llamas
01-02-2007, 06:47 PM
From what he claims on here, he talks the same in real life, and his friends think that the types of things he says here are hilarious. So you're wrong.

Lodat225
01-02-2007, 06:53 PM
Oh, really? Didn't know. I said he probably is smarter. Not he is smart. But, yeah i may be wrong.

RickyCrack
01-02-2007, 07:03 PM
<ZagmenO> Geez. You people are so frikkin' stupid. And yes, in this case, I am one to talk.
<theREALzagmenO> oh course you're talking about me, ZagmenO, I'm really stupid....and gay

0r4ng3
01-02-2007, 07:10 PM
I really can't tell if that's really ZagmenO or someone making fun of him. Seriously, I'm so confused here.

WebDudette
01-02-2007, 07:11 PM
Nah, that one is him, although several of them are not.

Llamas
01-02-2007, 07:11 PM
ZagmenO = ZagmenO

therealzagmenO, theevenmorerealzagmenO, etc... not gay enough to actually be zagmenO.

wheelchairman
01-02-2007, 07:37 PM
I think it's clear Zagmeno is someone's spambot. Either way, stop talking about him.

Mota Boy
01-02-2007, 07:55 PM
I think it's clear Zagmeno is someone's spambot. Either way, stop talking about him.The man speaks the truth.

0r4ng3
01-02-2007, 08:20 PM
or4nge has joined #offspring
Autoplectic is now known as lem0n
llamas is now known as gr4pe
Systemsloth is now known as p4p4y4
rickycracklol is now known as h0n3yM3l0n
<gr4pe> let's make a fruit salad!
I can literally feel how little you all care that I posted this here.

Llamas
01-02-2007, 08:22 PM
I care. We taste good.

JohnnyNemesis
01-02-2007, 08:22 PM
I care deeply. I love that shit.

WebDudette
01-02-2007, 08:25 PM
I thought p4p4y4 was lame but I do indeed care and think it was funny.

wheelchairman
01-02-2007, 08:29 PM
Lol the chat is gonna become more elitist and dick-sucking than the BBS.

-Vlad

nieh
01-02-2007, 08:30 PM
If there was p4p4y4, or4nge and gu4v4 you guys could've made a P.O.G. joke, but now that opportunity is lost.

Rag Doll
01-02-2007, 08:39 PM
I don't care. I never signed on with Lodat. 1565 and Sam saw me with Orbit, and orbit only, and kicked me out.

that was you? bwahaha, awesome.

Llamas
01-02-2007, 08:43 PM
Was he superflyawesome?

JohnnyNemesis
01-02-2007, 08:45 PM
I thought p4p4y4 was lame but I do indeed care and think it was funny.

Pfft, p4p4py4 was the best one!

Endymion
01-02-2007, 09:56 PM
<Autoplectic> i choose you, pikachu!
<Satan> ...
--- You are now known as Pikachu
<Pikachu> pika pika!
--- You are now known as Ash
<Satan> ...
<Ash> pikachu, use thunderbolt attack on satan now!
--- You are now known as Pikachu
<Pikachu> PIKA!
<DaPantz> FUCK THAT MOTHAFUCKA UP
<Sand_Nigger> Satan, , what is your real name?
<AweSam> too bad seany isnt here
<-- Pikachu has kicked Satan from #offspring (critical hit!)

Little_Miss_1565
01-02-2007, 09:57 PM
Mothafucka, i so was just about to post that.

adombomb222
01-02-2007, 10:08 PM
Just wait till pikachu dies and goes to Hell. Satan will fuck him up!

adombomb222
01-03-2007, 04:07 PM
<Satan> god you're a punk ass bitch... shut the fuck up
<llamas> PErRRR
*** God [cgiirc@c-68-43-90-114.hsd1.mi.comcast.net] has quit [Quit: im gunna go fuck off to llamas pix]
<Satan> ...
<Satan> what did i tell you?


Satan wins.

adombomb222
01-03-2007, 04:09 PM
<God> stupid satan
<Satan> lol what a fag
<God> ur fag satanfag
<Wheelchairman> w0rd god, you kick satans black ass!
<Satan> im not black bitch!
<God> ya niggasatan
<Satan> im red
<God> ya indiansatan
<Satan> lol
<God> satan make urself usful & go 2 hell
<Satan> alreayd there, dumbshit
<Satan> you kinda made me in charge down here...
<God> ur dumbshit u satan dumbshit
<Satan> and you too pussy to help the people you created! They all hate you!

Llamas
01-03-2007, 04:29 PM
<Satan> god you're a punk ass bitch... shut the fuck up
<llamas> PErRRR
*** God [cgiirc@c-68-43-90-114.hsd1.mi.comcast.net] has quit [Quit: im gunna go fuck off to llamas pix]
<Satan> ...
<Satan> what did i tell you?


Satan wins.


<God> stupid satan
<Satan> lol what a fag
<God> ur fag satanfag
<Wheelchairman> w0rd god, you kick satans black ass!
<Satan> im not black bitch!
<God> ya niggasatan
<Satan> im red
<God> ya indiansatan
<Satan> lol
<God> satan make urself usful & go 2 hell
<Satan> alreayd there, dumbshit
<Satan> you kinda made me in charge down here...
<God> ur dumbshit u satan dumbshit
<Satan> and you too pussy to help the people you created! They all hate you!

Neither of those were at all funny.

adombomb222
01-03-2007, 04:37 PM
Says you...

the_offsprings_monkey
01-03-2007, 04:58 PM
Says you...

...And me.

Lodat225
01-03-2007, 05:20 PM
...And me.

But who cares about you?

0r4ng3
01-03-2007, 05:22 PM
So, who was "god" in those quotes anyway?

Lodat225
01-03-2007, 05:23 PM
All i know Pilz-E had God as his user title.

adombomb222
01-03-2007, 05:33 PM
no pilz-e was systemsloth.

Endymion
01-03-2007, 06:31 PM
i agree with the massive failure of the god v satan quotes.

adombomb222
01-03-2007, 06:57 PM
Then you become god and we'll make some good ones.

Apathy
01-03-2007, 06:58 PM
I declare blasphemy.

adombomb222
01-03-2007, 06:59 PM
Why ?

0r4ng3
01-03-2007, 07:27 PM
<Eidolon> Yo mama's less stable than Jesse's internet connection.

My internet sucks today.

Blinkweasel
01-03-2007, 07:33 PM
My internet sucks today.

Which can only be expected for someone who lives in Douchebagville.

WebDudette
01-03-2007, 09:41 PM
Those quotes were ridiculously lame. My user title isn't God anymore either.

Lodat225
01-04-2007, 05:35 AM
that was you? bwahaha, awesome.

Was that sarcasm?

Rag Doll
01-04-2007, 06:12 AM
why would that be sarcasm?

sKratch
01-04-2007, 10:48 AM
Oh my, now this is gonna turn into people trying to make funny quotes in irc. That's really, really stupid. Just talk.

0r4ng3
01-04-2007, 11:22 AM
The thing is, some of us don't even have to try to make funny quotes. We're just that awesome.

Llamas
01-04-2007, 11:52 AM
Oh my, now this is gonna turn into people trying to make funny quotes in irc. That's really, really stupid. Just talk.

The only person who's TRIED has been adombomb... the rest were just naturally great.

Lodat225
01-04-2007, 02:37 PM
why would that be sarcasm?

'Cause i didn't even say anything. I just posted the link.

Llamas
01-04-2007, 05:19 PM
<or4nge> who's thebonerking?
<thebonerking> I am
<llamas> someone who's very boring and unfunny.
<or4nge> oh right. i should have known
<llamas> probably someone like adombomb... lodat... zagmeno...
<thebonerking> Who are those guys?
<llamas> guys who are as boring as you
<Autoplectic> bonerking is zagman0
<or4nge> or guys that are you
<thebonerking> Interesting...tell me more.
<llamas> thanks, endy
<llamas> I figured
<thebonerking> I don't know who Zag...whatever is.
<Autoplectic> you're zagman0 and there's no other way about it <thebonerking> What makes you so sure?
<Autoplectic> because i can match IP addressed
<thebonerking> Crap....
<Autoplectic> addresses*
<Autoplectic> yeah, fag
<thebonerking> My identity revealed
<thebonerking> It was fun while it lasted, though.
<Autoplectic> was it?
<Izie> not really, no.
<Autoplectic> you didn't seem to annoy anyone
<thebonerking> well, not for you cuz you guys weren't doin' it.
<thebonerking> I didn't annoy anyone cuz they didn't know who I was.
<thebonerking> adios, amigos!
*** thebonerking left #offspring []

good job, fag. don't ever ask why people don't like you again.

HornyPope
01-05-2007, 02:29 PM
People who come and quit the chat a minute apart are retards. Unless you are about to shut down your computer, why close the IRC application? It's not heavy on memory or cpu, it doesn't bother anyone, it merely runs in the background. Just idle...

Little_Miss_1565
01-06-2007, 12:25 PM
People who come and quit the chat a minute apart are retards. Unless you are about to shut down your computer, why close the IRC application? It's not heavy on memory or cpu, it doesn't bother anyone, it merely runs in the background. Just idle...

It is completely retarded to go into the chat and no one is there and talking because everyone is running the chat in the background and not paying attention to it. If you're not there, you might as well just not be there in the "who's online" box.

Endymion
01-06-2007, 12:44 PM
not so, i often have mine sitting on and when i notice a new message i'll click over to it. if someone just signs in and off again, i don't get notifed of a new message.

Apathy
01-06-2007, 12:58 PM
It never notifies me of anything.

Llamas
01-06-2007, 01:11 PM
I'm really anal about everything on my computer being extremely orderly and tidy. I close everything I'm not currently using, except GAIM, which I can shrink down into the system tray. I especially don't like having browser windows open that I'm not using. So I only have the chat open when I'm actually using it.

Lodat225
01-06-2007, 01:22 PM
I'm really anal about everything on my computer being extremely orderly and tidy. I close everything I'm not currently using, except GAIM, which I can shrink down into the system tray. I especially don't like having browser windows open that I'm not using. So I only have the chat open when I'm actually using it.

Browser windows? Can't you just tab it?

Llamas
01-06-2007, 02:13 PM
I can and do. Having additional tabs open annoys me, too. One reason is because I hate having the entire bar full of tabs - the fewer tabs open, the better. Another reason is because when I have multiple browsers or tabs open, I am constantly switching among them. I hate having tabs that I'm not using that I have to try to avoid. It just annoys me when I click the wrong one.

Also, with having the chat open all the time just cause... why would I keep THAT open at all times, and not any of the sites I frequent? I mean, I don't leave my email open all the time... I don't leave messengers open at all times... or winamp... there's no reason that I'd choose to keep the chat open at all times, when I don't keep other things open that I use a hell of a lot more often.

WebDudette
01-06-2007, 02:20 PM
If no one kept there chat open I don't think there would ever be any conversation. 'No one is here? I'am leaving' 10 minutes later 'No one is here? I'am leaving.' I keep mine open because I'm at the computer alot and occasionally open it to see if someone is talking.

Llamas
01-06-2007, 02:26 PM
It doesn't matter if people are there, though. If people are there who aren't actually at their computer, I'm still going to leave the room.

Mota Boy
01-06-2007, 03:25 PM
In the whole "sign out, stay on" debate, we actually find a use for Kant's categorical imperative. If everyone only decided they'd join IRC when other people were there, nobody would ever be in. It'd just be a bunch of people popping in, saying "This is lame" and popping back out. You have to hang around a little while and wait for other people to stop by. Also, the way that Chatzilla works, if someone says your name, the window "donks" and starts flashing, so if you just go in and start listing people's names, you'll get their attention.

The system just doesn't work if everyone only used it when other people were already talking.

And it doesn't just function as a "Who's Online" window because there are far fewer barriers to conversation. With AIM you have to actively hunt down someone who will respond, often clicking around people with whom you feel that chatting might be even slightly awkward. With IRC, you just have to say a general "What's up?" or launch into your own anecdote to the room at large. Or even just hang around until someone else does the same.

Nina
01-06-2007, 03:35 PM
So, is it normal that the chat often doesnt work? Like right now...I doubt nobody is there, yet I cant see any names.

Edit: Also, I gotta read this quite often:
*** Access Denied: Too many connections (global)

Doesnt really matter cause it sometimes works when I try a couple times, but I was wondering if anyone sometimes got this, too.

Rag Doll
01-06-2007, 04:18 PM
Nina, i've never had that, but someone else in there just told me they've experienced it too =\

Nina
01-06-2007, 04:20 PM
Yeah it sucks. I tried to log in like five times, then I gave up. I know that my name actually showed up for your guys, cause at one point my name was taken. yet i couldnt see anything or couldnt connect in the first place. lame.

Rag Doll
01-06-2007, 04:30 PM
thats happening with the link?

try using chatzilla instead.

Llamas
01-06-2007, 04:57 PM
It happens for me every time I try to log in, too.

How do you use chatzilla? I have no idea what it is...

Endymion
01-06-2007, 05:04 PM
I'm really anal about everything on my computer being extremely orderly and tidy. I close everything I'm not currently using, except GAIM, which I can shrink down into the system tray. I especially don't like having browser windows open that I'm not using. So I only have the chat open when I'm actually using it.

so why don't you log into the channel using GAIM? it fully supports IRC.

Lodat225
01-06-2007, 05:19 PM
It happens for me every time I try to log in, too.

How do you use chatzilla? I have no idea what it is...

Chatzilla is if you have Mozilla Firefox. Go to tools. If it's not there, go to add ons and look for it.

Llamas
01-06-2007, 05:21 PM
where do you find "add ons"?

I'm using the GAIM thing right now, and so far I like a lot more than having it in a browser window.

Lodat225
01-06-2007, 05:22 PM
where do you find "add ons"?

I'm using the GAIM thing right now, and so far I like a lot more than having it in a browser window.

On the tools tab. It should be the third one .

Llamas
01-06-2007, 05:23 PM
"Web search" "Read Mail" "New Message".

Lodat225
01-06-2007, 05:24 PM
Then go to the Mozilla home page and look for the add ons.

https://addons.mozilla.org/

Edit: More specific https://addons.mozilla.org/search.php?q=chatzilla&type=A&app=firefox

Llamas
01-06-2007, 05:36 PM
Thanks, I got GAIM worked out now, though, so I'm gonna stick with that. I downloaded the attachment for firefox, but I like that I can have the chat in my buddy list.

Mota Boy
01-07-2007, 02:17 AM
How do you use chatzilla? I have no idea what it is...Goddamnit, I link everything up in the post in my forum. Does nobody go there?

Oh, yeah...

Lodat225
01-07-2007, 09:57 AM
I went there... 'cause i was confused as fuck.

Little_Miss_1565
01-07-2007, 10:51 PM
<Autoplectic> my network went beep
* miss_1565 beeps
* Autoplectic beeps
* llamas spit
* AweSam keeps bringin the sexy back
* Systemsloth honks
* miss_1565 HONKS!

Mota Boy
01-08-2007, 12:10 AM
Autoplectic huggles sam
AweSam huggles ryan
<AweSam> <333
Autoplectic kisses sam's neck
<AweSam> *gasp!*
Autoplectic puts on his robe and wizard hat
<seanystatic> yes
<AweSam> work your magic on me, bb.
Autoplectic casts lvl 8 cock of the infinite
<AweSam> okie. i have work in the morning. so. night guys.
=-= AweSam is now known as AweSam_Sleep
Autoplectic touches sam while she sleeps

wheelchairman
01-08-2007, 02:32 AM
<Autoplectic> my network went beep
* miss_1565 beeps
* Autoplectic beeps
* llamas spit
* AweSam keeps bringin the sexy back
* Systemsloth honks
* miss_1565 HONKS!

w0rd ma'am.

Tizzalicious
01-08-2007, 03:48 AM
Is it normal that I keep getting disconnected when I am inactive for a little while? Is there a way to fix that? It's really annoying =/

JohnnyNemesis
01-08-2007, 08:55 AM
Autoplectic casts lvl 8 cock of the infinite

Oh so very sigged.

Vera
01-08-2007, 09:47 AM
It won't connect to server. :(

/me casts anti-fail lvl 6 on chatzilla

JoY
01-08-2007, 11:39 AM
I seriously don't get jazz of this computery geekshit.

H1T_That
01-08-2007, 01:45 PM
Is anyone logged in at the minute?

offspring dude
01-08-2007, 01:53 PM
there's five or six people but no one has talked for hours, go ahead and sign on if you can manage to lighten it up.

H1T_That
01-08-2007, 01:56 PM
Signed in as Steven, left straight away.

Little_Miss_1565
01-08-2007, 09:53 PM
<T-6005> I need to remember my IRC stuff so I can change my name to Pete Wentz and randomly show my penis.
Miss_1565> "/nick Petey_Wentz"
<Miss_1565> like this
=-= YOU are now known as Petey_Wentz
<Petey_Wentz> B==D

<or4nge> coincidence that his name is peter?
=-= T-6005 is now known as Petey_Wentz_Penis
<Petey_Wentz_Penis> TAke pictures of me!
<Petey_Wentz_Penis> I want at some 16 year olds!
<Petey_Wentz> Fuck you orange boy do not belittle my p33n
<Petey_Wentz> Get back in my women's jeans, p33n!
<Petey_Wentz_Penis> No! Freedom and digital pictures on Myspace!
<Petey_Wentz> This ain't a p33n, it's a god damn arms race!

0r4ng3
01-08-2007, 09:56 PM
And part II:


[23:47] Petey_Wentz_Penis: Quick, Petey. Find a mirror.
[23:47] Petey_Wentz: shit shit shit where's my man-purse!
[23:47] Petey_Wentz_Penis: So you can look at me and I can turn you on and look bigger on ze internetz.
[23:47] * Dimebag shreds his axe
[23:47] Petey_Wentz: My assistant is so fired
[23:48] Petey_Wentz_Penis: Sugar we're going to the mirror to take pictures!
[23:48] AweSam: cock it and pull it.
[23:48] Petey_Wentz_Penis: Haha.
[23:48] Dimebag: oh snap!
[23:48] Petey_Wentz: And then some sugar is going down!!
[23:48] Petey_Wentz: On me!
[23:48] *** Dimebag is now known as Autoplectic.
[23:48] AweSam: weeooo
[23:49] Petey_Wentz_Penis: On me!
[23:49] Petey_Wentz: Me too, god.
[23:49] Petey_Wentz: Take all the attention why don't you
[23:49] Petey_Wentz_Penis: Let's go find some 16 year olds.
[23:49] *** Petey_Wentz is now known as Miss_1565.
[23:49] Miss_1565: bored now
[23:49] * Autoplectic is 16
[23:49] *** Petey_Wentz_Penis is now known as T-6005.
I use Trillian, which is why it looks all strange-like.

Tizzalicious
01-09-2007, 01:34 AM
Is it normal that I keep getting disconnected when I am inactive for a little while? Is there a way to fix that? It's really annoying =/

Answer anyone?

Rag Doll
01-09-2007, 01:35 AM
no idea, Tizz. sorry =\. i use chatzilla and it doesnt happen to me. *shrug*

Llamas
01-09-2007, 01:39 AM
Answer anyone?

try using a different... client? I dunno what they're called? I had problems with the normal way of getting to the chat... then I started using GAIM and I have no problems.

Tizzalicious
01-09-2007, 01:48 AM
I use mIRC...I have used it before, and it never did that to me. So maybe I need to change something in the settings? I tried to look but couldn't find it...someone here must know though!

adombomb222
01-13-2007, 10:49 PM
*** Miss_1565 [~chatzilla@ool-18b96c37.dyn.optonline.net] has quit [Quit: oh boy, sleep! that's where i get to be a viking!]

*** Eidolon left #offspring []

<Adombomb> everyone is dropping like flies!

<or4nge> it's a conspiracy, i say!

<Adombomb> i agree!

<or4nge> i wonder who will leave next!

*** or4nge left #offspring []

<Adombomb> ... well that was gay

I dont know.

All About Eve
01-14-2007, 12:52 AM
That was actually funny, although it had nothing to do with you.

adombomb222
01-14-2007, 10:05 PM
It was gay... thats what it was. I had no one to talk to... so i became bored after that.

Endymion
01-15-2007, 10:18 AM
--- You are now known as seanykins
<-- Tijs has quit (Quit: )
--- seanyasphyxiation is now known as endykins
<-- or4ngAway has quit (Quit: gtfo, me)
* seanykins sexes up endykins
* endykins lubes up a finger with saliva and inserts it into seanykins
* seanykins squeals with delight and returns the favor
* endykins bucks up against seanykins' wriggling love digits
* endykins bites his lip as he waits for his lovers return
* seanykins slowly slides his manhood into endykins' awaiting anus
* endykins grips seanykins' throbbing man vein with his well stretched love hole
* seanykins begins to thrust rhythmically into endykins' brown eye
<Caffiend> this is so hot
<-- Eidoloninshower has quit (Ping timeout)
* endykins lets out a yelp as seanykins' massive porksword ruptures something that's likely vital
--> Eidoloninshower (~Eidolon_w@74.194.158.53) has joined #offspring
--- Eidoloninshower is now known as Eidolykins
<Eidolykins> Yo.
<Eidolykins> *throws a rock*
* seanykins pulls his man mountain out of endykins and expertly scrawls a mustache on endykins before forcing him to take it orally
<Eidolykins> Ah, I see I came at a good time.
<Eidolykins> By which I mean, not yet.
* endykins gags on the business end of seanykins' gear and expels a massive amount of shit and blood from his torn and raw anus
<-- endykins has quit (Quit: CGI:IRC)
<Eidolykins> Great, you killed him.
--> endykins (cgiirc@209.253.176.241) has joined #offspring
<Eidolykins> Hooray for reincarnation!
<endykins> Did I miss anything?
* seanykins begins to scoop up the excrement and pour it on top of Eidolykins
* Eidolykins gets e-coli
* endykins spits seanykins' wobbly member from his mouth and motions his lover towards eidolykins
* seanykins crawls through the muck toward Eidolykins when he notices a couple of guys who are up to no good
* seanykins believes they may start trouble in his neighborhoot
<seanykins> neighborhood*
* endykins gets in one little fight
* Eidolykins is amazed that that is the third time in 24 hours that that theme song has been referenced in this very chat room.
* seanykins 's moma gets scared and sends him to live with his aunty and uncle in bel-air
* seanykins whistles for a cab and when it gets near, the license plate says fresh and it had dice in the mirror
* endykins decides if anything he could say that this cab was rare
* seanykins thinks nah, forget it. yo homes to bel-air
* endykins pulls up to a house about seven or eight
* seanykins yells to the cabbie "yo homes, smell ya later!"
* endykins looks at his kingdom, he was finally there.
* seanykins sits on his thrown as the prince of bel-air

Vera
01-15-2007, 10:33 AM
You guys are making history here. I don't think there's ever going to be another occasion when a gay porn scene ends with the Prince of Bel-Air theme song.

Though I hope there will be.

Little_Miss_1565
01-15-2007, 10:34 AM
u guyz r fagz. lololololo kekekeke

0r4ng3
01-15-2007, 10:35 AM
Well, I sure picked a horrible time to leave that conversation.

Lizardus
01-15-2007, 01:04 PM
I am officially amused by the word "Porksword".

Endymion
01-15-2007, 02:38 PM
you also missed the coining of the term "cockshank"

Llamas
01-16-2007, 07:54 PM
<Autoplectic> PENIS
--> llama (~nancy@75.72.158.33) has joined #offspring
<llama> penis.
<Autoplectic> we are joined at the junk!
<Autoplectic> it's like a mating call
<Autoplectic> i call out PENIS and she instinctively knows to join the channel
<Eidolon> How long did it go from your penis to hers?
<Autoplectic> oh, four minutes

Little_Miss_1565
01-17-2007, 09:09 PM
* Miss_1565 grabs Ryan's sweet tush
* Autoplectic (irc://irc.blitzed.org/Autoplectic,isnick)squeals
<or4nge (irc://irc.blitzed.org/or4nge,isnick)> did anyone else read that as "Miss_1565 grabs Ryan's sweet bush"?
<Autoplectic (irc://irc.blitzed.org/Autoplectic,isnick)> no?
* Miss_1565 grabs Ryan's sweet bush, too
<or4nge (irc://irc.blitzed.org/or4nge,isnick)> my eyes have been wierd lately
* Autoplectic (irc://irc.blitzed.org/Autoplectic,isnick) licks sarah's ear
<Miss_1565>me tugs really hard on Ryan's pubes
<Miss_1565>shit
* Miss_1565 tugs really hard on Ryan's pubes
* Miss_1565 recreates Puppetry of the Penis
<Autoplectic (irc://irc.blitzed.org/Autoplectic,isnick)> nice
* Miss_1565 plugs in the cattle prod
<or4nge (irc://irc.blitzed.org/or4nge,isnick)> you have an electric cattle prod? nice
* Autoplectic (irc://irc.blitzed.org/Autoplectic,isnick)finds a very sharp knife
* Miss_1565shows Ryan how well metal knives conduct electricity. ZZZZZZZZZZZAP!
<Miss_1565> On all fours, boy!
<or4nge (irc://irc.blitzed.org/or4nge,isnick)> hot
* Autoplectic (irc://irc.blitzed.org/Autoplectic,isnick) cuts open his scrotum and attaches an electrode to each testicle
<Miss_1565> YEAH
* Miss_1565 studies that video where dudes cut off their penises and testicles
<or4nge (irc://irc.blitzed.org/or4nge,isnick)>oh god no, not that video
* Miss_1565 strokes her chin
* Miss_1565 brings out the hogties and a ball of twine
* Autoplectic (irc://irc.blitzed.org/Autoplectic,isnick)cuts off sarah's lips
* Miss_1565 stabs Ryan in the ass
* Miss_1565 bleeds all over Ryan and cuts him 3 new assholes, connecting them to the intestinal tracts with twine
* Autoplectic (irc://irc.blitzed.org/Autoplectic,isnick) can't hold back the liquid eruption which springs from his penis and into sarah's hair
* Miss_1565 rubs it into a nice lather
=-=or4nge is now known as or4nge|vomiting
* Miss_1565 force feeds Ryan a ton of psyllium fiber so he shits out all three assholes
* Autoplectic (irc://irc.blitzed.org/Autoplectic,isnick) superglues his nipples to sarah's
* Miss_1565 frees herself by snipping off Ryan's titties with scissors
* Autoplectic (irc://irc.blitzed.org/Autoplectic,isnick)can't help but ejaculate again
* Autoplectic (irc://irc.blitzed.org/Autoplectic,isnick)sucks on sarah's eye
* Miss_1565 superglues Ryan's urethra shut
* Miss_1565 invites an army of squirrels to defend her eye
* Miss_1565 needs to go take a shower and go to bed

0r4ng3
01-21-2007, 12:40 PM
I hate it when the chat is empty.


13:28] -->| YOU (or4nge) have joined #offspring
[13:28] =-= Mode #offspring +nt by ChanServ
[13:28] =-= ChanServ has changed the topic to “Edward Foos was a boy with a dream...”
[13:28] *ChanServ* This channel has been registered with ChanServ.
[13:28] =-= Mode #offspring -o or4nge by ChanServ
[13:35] * or4nge is still not a trendy asshole
[13:37] <or4nge> so, how about that sports team?
[13:37] <or4nge> awesome, i posted at 13:37
[13:48] <or4nge> so, what's new with me?
[13:48] <or4nge> oh, i know, nothing much
[13:48] <or4nge> how have i been?
[13:49] <or4nge> i've been fine. how about me?
[13:49] <or4nge> yeah, me too.
[13:49] <or4nge> did i read any good books lately?
[13:49] <or4nge> no, i haven't.

Mota Boy
01-29-2007, 08:20 PM
<Autoplectic> so i was working on our system today
<Autoplectic> loading up a new sample
<X-METALLIST> Autoplectic, why are so crying? :)
<Autoplectic> and then i took a break
<Autoplectic> when i came back, i noticed the tweezers i'd been using were gone
<Autoplectic> so i say to the other guy in the lab (not a physicist) "eugene, do you have the tweezers?"
<Autoplectic> he says yes, he does
<Autoplectic> so i ask "what were you doing with them?"
<Autoplectic> and he starts laughing
<X-METALLIST> and what?
<Autoplectic> then he mimes cleaning out his ears
<or4nge> haha
<X-METALLIST> ^)
<Autoplectic> so i kinda go ballistic on him
<Autoplectic> because a) that's freaky
<Autoplectic> and b) our tools need to be sterile
<or4nge> well, at least his ears were clean
<or4nge> like, sterile clean
<Autoplectic> i had to wash off the tweezers with acitone
<Autoplectic> acetone*
<X-METALLIST> are a madical worker or what?
<Autoplectic> and what's worse is WE HAVE Q-TIPS IN THE LAB

nieh
01-29-2007, 08:24 PM
He must've had ear-mites or something. I'd imagine tweezers work better for those.

Betty
01-29-2007, 08:56 PM
A typical day in the life of Ryan... I like how cleaning the tweezers with acetone is dramatic.

Endymion
01-29-2007, 09:22 PM
A typical day in the life of Ryan... I like how cleaning the tweezers with acetone is dramatic.

i don't like being forced to use stuff labled "highly flammable" -- i prefer to do so only by choice.

Betty
01-29-2007, 09:34 PM
Acetone is like WATER...

Bazza
01-30-2007, 03:45 AM
Acetone is like WATER...

But stings like hell when you get it in a cut :(

JohnnyNemesis
01-30-2007, 07:25 AM
I very much appreciated how X-METTALIST was ignored in that whole exchange.

Mota Boy
02-02-2007, 06:38 PM
<bulbastatic> I don't really pay attention to awards shows. I just always assume that Return of the King is going to sweep.
<or4nge> every year?
<bulbastatic> Yes, every year.

0r4ng3
02-04-2007, 07:23 PM
I guess since they already know that it's you, it's an offense in itself.

wheelchairman
02-05-2007, 03:54 PM
From when Phil and I were chatting, I translated it:

Per says:
I don't want to be an ugly little jew like Hitler
Phillip says:
Well you don't have to be either
Per says:
oh
Per says:
well that's pretty good
Phillip says:
yeop
Per says:
But your bird still needs to be gassed
Per says:
not walked, but gassed
Phillip says:
okay
Per says:
What do you think about that?
Phillip says:
That's cool man
Per says:
oh
Per says:
how do you think you will feel when you hear it screaming while it's being gassed? The screaming dying little baby budgie
Per says:
Will you feel alright?
Per says:
You feelin' okay?
Phillip says:
I don't think it will scream, it will just fall off it's stick
Per says:
Will you be okay when it screams "you feelin' oooookaay" with a mouthful of zyklon b, and teeny tiny bird tears running down it's birdcheek?

khaaaaan
02-06-2007, 06:31 AM
And this is what he'll look like

http://i126.photobucket.com/albums/p93/phijen/deadhenirk.jpg

Endymion
03-10-2007, 01:28 PM
--> Sinister (~Sinister@bas7-quebec14-1177838140.dsl.bell.ca) has joined #offspring
<Sinister> hey
<Autoplectic> penis
<Sinister> randomness isn't funny
<Autoplectic> penis
<Sinister> am I somehow missing an important point somewhere?
<Autoplectic> penis.
<-- Sinister (~Sinister@bas7-quebec14-1177838140.dsl.bell.ca) has left #offspring

0r4ng3
03-10-2007, 01:30 PM
People still go to the chat? What the hell?

Edit: penis

Lodat225
03-10-2007, 09:42 PM
People still go to the chat? What the hell?

Edit: penis

You say that like you don't.

calichix
03-14-2007, 05:22 PM
I got in there and had an aneurism. I don't get it.

Whiplash
03-15-2007, 04:40 AM
Anybody gonne be on there anytime soon?

0r4ng3
03-24-2007, 01:37 PM
[15:35] <or4nge> in ad 2101 war was beginning
[15:35] <or4nge> what happen?
[15:35] <or4nge> somebody set up us the bomb!
[15:35] <or4nge> we get signal
[15:35] <or4nge> main screen turn on!
[15:35] <or4nge> it's you!
[15:35] <or4nge> how are you gentleman?
[15:35] <or4nge> all your base are belong to us
[15:36] <or4nge> you are on the way to destruction!
[15:36] <or4nge> what you say!
[15:36] <or4nge> you have no chance to survive make your time...
This is what happens when I'm bored.

ZagmenO
03-24-2007, 01:38 PM
That chatroom is dead.

Llamas
03-24-2007, 01:44 PM
*feels bad for jesse, joins chatroom*

0r4ng3
03-24-2007, 01:55 PM
Oh good, you joined and then left within the only ten minutes in the entire day I'm away from the computer. Yay.

Fuck this, I'm leaving.

Llamas
03-24-2007, 02:30 PM
:( I'm sorrrrry... I tried!

Llamas
03-26-2007, 01:55 PM
pplz cum in chtrm now?? I'm bored.

All About Eve
03-30-2007, 08:41 AM
Whenever I try to log into IRC it autokills me =(

Llamas
03-30-2007, 08:43 AM
wtf, weird. I just logged in... only Endy is there. :(

Whiplash
03-30-2007, 08:44 AM
I can't even log in. I can't change the channel name.

All About Eve
03-30-2007, 08:56 PM
I got it working! And no one's in there!

Sinister
03-30-2007, 09:18 PM
I'll be in shortly if it's any kind of Mac-friendly. Damn my PC monitor failure to hell.
edit: not working.

Paint_It_Black
04-07-2007, 11:30 AM
I decided to give it a try. Only one person was there.

[INFO] Channel view for “#offspring” opened.
-->| YOU (PiB) have joined #offspring
=-= Topic for #offspring is “Say my name, bitch! (no, literally, type my name and wait a few minutes - I'll be on)”
=-= Topic for #offspring was set by Eidolon on Saturday, March 03, 2007 2:48:44 AM
<PiB> Well this was anti-climactic
<Autoplectic> penis
<PiB> Indeed.

All About Eve
04-08-2007, 12:11 AM
More people need to join the room.

Paint_It_Black
04-08-2007, 12:19 PM
I tried again. Major failitude.

Llamas
04-08-2007, 12:20 PM
I'm logging in. You'd better be there!

Lodat225
04-08-2007, 04:59 PM
I'll be there. :cool: ;)

Lodat225
04-09-2007, 06:07 PM
Lol the chat is gonna become more elitist and dick-sucking than the BBS.

-Vlad
Seems like your prediction came out untrue. It sucks dick.

ZagmenO
04-09-2007, 06:08 PM
What the hell. I'm giving this chat room another chance.

EDIT: I accidentally went into the wrong one, first!

<LarryKing> Is this the Offspring chat room?

<someone else> no

<LarryKing>Sorry

EDIT 2: Wow. The place is still dead. Done typing now. :o

Whiplash
04-26-2007, 12:09 PM
Anybody wanne come join me in there> I'm bored:(

Endymion
04-26-2007, 12:54 PM
<whiplash> hey
<Autoplectic> hi
<whiplash> hoq are you?
<Autoplectic> i'm fine, and how are you?
<whiplash> Fine too
<whiplash> you're endymion right?
<Autoplectic> i've been wondering, do you use hair gel as whack lube?
<whiplash> No just standart petrolium yelly, you?
<Autoplectic> i get blowjobs
<whiplash> I'm such a virgin
<Autoplectic> that's because hair gel is like a dude magnet
<Autoplectic> stop fagging yourself up and maybe you'd get laid
<whiplash> Ouch, Gotte keep that in mind
<Autoplectic> also, women don't appreciate being sissykicked
<whiplash> I've know some who do actually
<whiplash> But they like getting spancked too, weird girls
<Autoplectic> a cunt punt isn't going to get you any action
<whiplash> You're gonne have to explain what a cunt punt is?
<Autoplectic> unless she's a dyke and mistakes your faggy hairgel as a sign that you are too
<whiplash> Don't american guy's use hairgel?
<Autoplectic> only if they have heavy cock breath
<whiplash> Wauw, I guess were a couple of steppes up on the fag ladder
<Autoplectic> what the fuck does that even mean? your fag jive talk doesn't translate very well
<whiplash> I know, My english is all over the place
<whiplash> What I wanted to say is: You americans think everything diffirent then your culture is faggy, right?
<Autoplectic> no, of course not
<whiplash> So when the male side of a nation/culture dicides it's normal to use hairgel that culture is not faggy.
<Autoplectic> it's a common, world-wide fact that fags use hair gel
<whiplash> Allot of american guy's use hairgel to you know
<Autoplectic> yes, the gay ones
<whiplash> Statten island?
<whiplash> I've seen a special on statten island people on Mtv and every single guy had spiked up hair
<Autoplectic> 99.47% of the guys on mtv are homosexual
<whiplash> They were just random people
<Autoplectic> and *everyone* with spiked hair sucks cocks
<Autoplectic> random *fags*
<whiplash> I know for a fact that that is not true
<Autoplectic> and where is your proof?
<whiplash> Ok I agree with you that homo's ussually do take more care of there hair and model it much more the straight guy's
<whiplash> were's your proof?
<Autoplectic> burden of proof is on the defendant
<whiplash> Ok, I gell my hair and it's pretty safe to say i have never tasted cock.
<whiplash> I know that's not much proof to you, but it's the truth
<Autoplectic> do you prefer to toss some salad, give 'em the old rusty trombone? phallic spear your chocolate starfish?
<whiplash> Hahaha Lol, I think i'll pass on all of them
<whiplash> I guess gel is pretty gay from your viewpoint
<Autoplectic> not just mine, from ever straight person's
<whiplash> So, Whats your opinion in abortions?
<Autoplectic> need more salt
<whiplash> Needs more pepper
<whiplash> When you have sex with a girl in her vagina, do you use the condom or the pill? Cause I need the advice.
<Autoplectic> i use condoms
<whiplash> I'll write that down somewere
<whiplash> So, you get hot girls?
<Autoplectic> sometimes
<whiplash> How hot? Like Shakira hot?
<Autoplectic> shakira isn't hot
<whiplash> DUUUUUDDDEEEEEE, now i'm starting to question YOUR sexuallity
<whiplash> Who's hot then?
<Autoplectic> mm, sarah silverman is hot
<whiplash> You serious?
<whiplash> I just googled her, Lets just say she's not my cup-o-tea
<Autoplectic> that's because you prefer penises
<whiplash> Nah, not really
<whiplash> She isn't ugly I'll give you that. I'd hit it....once

Whiplash
04-26-2007, 01:03 PM
Lolz, I was thinking about posting it.

Llamas
04-26-2007, 01:45 PM
Ewwwww... Sarah Silverman??? Endy... you pain me... :(

Mota Boy
04-26-2007, 02:40 PM
The main failure of the chat room is the difference between people's expectations and reality. People expect that it will be like a personal conversation on AIM - that is, you start it up with a specific conversation with a specific person in mind. If they're away and don't reply within a limited time frame, the conversation is over. The problem is that that model doesn't work for IRC. IRC is much more like the AIM program itself - it's a place where several different people can be on or off at any given time, and the likelihood of someone actively engaging you in conversation immediately is rare, but rises over time. To "try it once" and then give up on it is as ridiculous as signing onto AIM or MSN for single, five-minute spurts interspaced by days. Now imagine is everyone did that - the entire system would be a complete failure - it succeeds because people understand that you have to be singed on for a significant amount of time in order to maximize your chances of running into someone. Until you view the basic nature of IRC differently, you will almost certainly continue to be disappointed.

Not that this will change anyone's mind, but I just wanted to say it.

Lodat225
04-26-2007, 02:42 PM
Sarah Silverman? Ughhh.

Llamas
04-26-2007, 02:47 PM
It won't let me log in...

(22:47:02) openbeer.dk.eu.blitzed.org: (notice) *** Notice -- motd was last changed at 17/2/2006 23:16
(22:47:02) openbeer.dk.eu.blitzed.org: (notice) *** Notice -- Please read the motd if you haven't read it

ZagmenO
04-26-2007, 03:00 PM
It won't let me log in...

(22:47:02) openbeer.dk.eu.blitzed.org: (notice) *** Notice -- motd was last changed at 17/2/2006 23:16
(22:47:02) openbeer.dk.eu.blitzed.org: (notice) *** Notice -- Please read the motd if you haven't read it

I got that same thing today. Strange.

Mota Boy
04-26-2007, 11:36 PM
<Autoplectic> ...which was after he was banned for "hacking" the board
<Mota> God, do you remember TarZan?
<Autoplectic> i do!
<AllAboutAlec> this is all way past me
<Mota> I always liked that kid.
<Mota> Board history.
<Autoplectic> i miss the days of web_dude
<PiB> he liked BMX, right?
<Autoplectic> he was too funny
<Mota> Dude...
<Mota> I just realized that the history of the BBS is being kept alive by oral tradition.
<Autoplectic> it is
<Mota> I think we've officially formed a primitive society.

All About Eve
04-26-2007, 11:39 PM
Oral history for the win.

T-6005
04-26-2007, 11:44 PM
This sort of thing makes being logged into the chat worth it.

Endymion
04-27-2007, 12:07 AM
tonight was a good night for the offspring chat.

All About Eve
04-27-2007, 12:07 AM
I think it might actually have been revitalized.

WebDudette
04-27-2007, 12:52 AM
One of the many gems of the night.

Little_Miss_1565
04-27-2007, 08:33 PM
[INFO] Channel view for “#offspring” opened.
-->| YOU (Miss_1565) have joined #offspring
=-= Topic for #offspring is “Offspring Chat: Where learning is fun!”
=-= Topic for #offspring was set by Mota on Fri, Apr 27, 2007 1:32:52 AM
=-= Mode #offspring +o Miss_1565 by ChanServ
<Miss_1565> I'm in your chat room
<Miss_1565> making your chatz

COME JOIN ME!

T-6005
04-27-2007, 10:38 PM
Can't until I get the internet. It's too bad, I almost get the feeling that the chat will be worth visiting in the near future due to other members' jealousy at having missed the aforementioned discussion.

All About Eve
04-27-2007, 11:30 PM
1565, ninth and I all had hawt secks. Be jealous.

Lodat225
04-28-2007, 08:21 AM
I was there too. lurking. seeing.

wheelchairman
04-28-2007, 08:51 AM
[16:47] <Per|Away> omgomgomg
[16:47] <Per|Away> no one's here
[16:47] <Per|Away> Mota Boy is so full of shit

JohnnyNemesis
04-28-2007, 08:52 AM
1565, ninth and I all had hawt secks. Be jealous.

Pfft, I had teh sects with both in NYC.

Well, that's how I choose to remember the meetup anyway.

WebDudette
04-28-2007, 06:16 PM
I tend to leave my computer running and all my programs on, so I'm there all alone. Anyone?

0r4ng3
05-27-2007, 02:38 PM
People should start visiting the chat again. I finally got Trillian to work, so I'll be on more often.

ZagmenO
05-27-2007, 05:05 PM
I'm on...not that that makes anything better. :o

ZagmenO
05-27-2007, 06:43 PM
Well the chat room kicked ass tonight! :D I learned that cows eating chickens is a good spectator sport! ;);)

adombomb222
06-28-2007, 04:32 PM
Does anyone even use this anymore??

Cause no one is on.

Endymion
06-28-2007, 04:52 PM
lies, i'm logged in to it.

0r4ng3
06-28-2007, 10:23 PM
I would be on more often, but my internet has been sporadic for as long as I can remember. Stupid modem.

*punch*

Ow. Stupid hand.

All About Eve
06-28-2007, 10:29 PM
I stopped coming because it was boring :(

JohnnyNemesis
06-28-2007, 11:23 PM
I stopped coming because it was boring :(

That's what your girlfriend said.

HEYYYO! I'LL BE HERE ALL WEEK, FOLKS!

0r4ng3
06-28-2007, 11:27 PM
HEYYYO! I'LL BE HERE ALL WEEK, FOLKS!
That's what your girlfriend said.

adombomb222
06-28-2007, 11:27 PM
HEYYYO! I'LL BE HERE ALL WEEK, FOLKS!

Won't you be here till you get bored of the forums?

JohnnyNemesis
06-28-2007, 11:30 PM
That's what your girlfriend said.

You outwinned (outwon) me :(

0r4ng3
06-28-2007, 11:49 PM
Thank you, I'll be here all week.

coke_a_holic
06-28-2007, 11:55 PM
that's what your- No. Nevermind.

All About Eve
06-29-2007, 10:02 AM
No.
...It's tempting, but I won't.

wheelchairman
06-29-2007, 10:15 AM
Why is this thread a sticky? It sucks.

adombomb222
07-03-2007, 08:17 PM
Nice first post.

I'm going to go with, that you're a bot...

wheelchairman
07-03-2007, 08:35 PM
Idiot...........

adombomb222
07-03-2007, 08:44 PM
How do you explain the sig then?

adombomb222
07-11-2007, 09:12 PM
What the hell?

Whiplash
07-13-2007, 01:45 PM
Anyone wanne join me in there?

ninthlayer
07-30-2007, 11:52 PM
http://i16.photobucket.com/albums/b46/penguinfites/sinisterisafaggot.jpg
Alive and kickin', hooray chats.

Oromis
08-10-2007, 03:14 PM
Yeah, so I figured that with barely any new posts at the moment, plenty of people would in the chat. Ok, maybe like 2.

But im all alone. :(

And I dont really get IRC yet.. Isnt there like permanent accounts? Because i just logged in from http://cgiirc.blitzed.org/irc.cgi

0r4ng3
08-13-2007, 09:12 PM
For some strange reason, the internet is actually stable on my new Macbook, so I'll be in the chat a lot more often from now on. Just a heads up. Or a warning, depending on how you look at it.

Edit: I may have spoken too soon.

Whiplash
08-26-2007, 01:27 PM
<whiplash> heey

<Autoplectic> word up

<whiplash> nigger

<Autoplectic> fucking dego sissykicking faggot

<whiplash> alright

<Autoplectic> what's up?

<whiplash> not much, there?

<Autoplectic> same



I find this funny.

Skinny
08-27-2007, 10:23 PM
I find this retarded.

TheJoker
08-28-2007, 04:28 AM
hey guys is there any place in this forum that every new members can introduce yourself and can talk about everything!

T-6005
08-28-2007, 04:31 AM
hey guys is there any place in this forum that every new members can introduce yourself and can talk about everything!
There's no particular place, no, although you could always make a thread in General Offspring Discussion. Here you just kind of eventually integrate. Or not.

TheJoker
08-28-2007, 04:36 AM
There's no particular place, no, although you could always make a thread in General Offspring Discussion. Here you just kind of eventually integrate. Or not.
thnx man!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

KyleW
08-30-2007, 05:20 AM
no1 is ever in there, ive checked like 4 different times, nothing!!

ZagmenO
09-08-2007, 07:12 PM
Thanks!That's Great!


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Holy crap! Who are you?

TBD
09-16-2007, 07:52 PM
I'd go in this thing if people actually used it but whenever I check it is as dead as something that is not alive anymore.

Endymion
09-16-2007, 07:54 PM
i'm nearly always in there, alone. and i won't notice people logging in unless they say something, so at least say "hi" if you go in.

TBD
09-17-2007, 12:55 AM
I just went in if anyone wants a boring conversation I am available.

Offspringfan67
09-23-2007, 10:05 AM
I just went in if anyone wants a boring conversation I am available.

tsk tsk tsk...

Mannen som blev en gris
10-16-2007, 01:40 PM
Join now for free porn!

edit: nope, no more free porn. You guys suck.

Jojan
10-18-2007, 01:57 PM
lol. People who doesn't know how to get porn for free are real n00bs. lol @ people who download porn and get viruses.

0r4ng3
10-28-2007, 07:48 PM
You're welcome!

TBD
10-29-2007, 12:04 AM
Why is this thread stickied?

Endymion
10-29-2007, 12:20 AM
it won't be for much longer.

TBD
10-30-2007, 12:24 AM
Arrange some shit so people actually go into it. The random people who do go into it on occasion don't come back cause no one is ever in it.

skaterpunke
11-02-2007, 11:16 AM
sumone needs to quote me

F@ BANKZ
11-06-2007, 03:56 PM
sumone needs to quote me

Got that right.