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Camel Filters
12-30-2006, 02:22 PM
The person living across the hall from me in my apartment is apperently a murderer. I was reading it in the paper this morning. Now I have to lock the doors at all times.

Amiralanal
12-30-2006, 02:25 PM
nice. (10)

Lodat225
12-30-2006, 02:28 PM
And how did you figure that he was a murderer?

Did the newspaper say "Murderer living in so-and-so in appartment #"?

Harnum
12-30-2006, 03:10 PM
Hah!


BREAKING NEWS!

A murder is living in the apartment across from Camel Filters of the Offspring BBS. He is a little know member and has to lock his doors. Beware of the murderer! =\

Nobody really cares, dude...

T-6005
12-30-2006, 03:12 PM
How did you figure this out?

Webby
12-30-2006, 03:53 PM
Hah!


BREAKING NEWS!

A murder is living in the apartment across from Camel Filters of the Offspring BBS. He is a little know member and has to lock his doors. Beware of the murderer! =\

Nobody really cares, dude...

haha, that was funny,
very mean.. but funny.

Jakebert
12-30-2006, 04:01 PM
Dammit, I wished I lived near you so I could go slam on your door and start screaming threats. Oh well.

wheelchairman
12-30-2006, 04:12 PM
My friend Phil was once stalked across Copenhagen, to my place. This was the day I decided to sneak up behind him when he came out of the elevator. So when I whispered "time to die" he totally freaked out (he had avoided the guy by pretending to go into a kiosk and then just running the other direction.)

Lodat225
12-30-2006, 04:50 PM
Hahahaaha . Man, i would love to do stuff like that, but nobody gets stalked and stuff here.

Venezuelan_Nightmare
12-30-2006, 06:59 PM
Move to another place xD

Paint_It_Black
12-30-2006, 09:25 PM
Dammit, I wished I lived near you so I could go slam on your door and start screaming threats. Oh well.

Really? I wish I lived near him so I could kill him. Well, different tastes I guess.

DexterWannabe
12-31-2006, 08:48 AM
how would you prefer killing him?

Paint_It_Black
12-31-2006, 01:57 PM
I'd attach razor blades to his fingers and allow his compulsive masturbation to do the rest.

barangatang
12-31-2006, 03:06 PM
He is a little know member and has to lock his doors.

Nobody really cares, dude...

I think he's Wishomie.

Your point still stands though.

Lodat225
12-31-2006, 03:51 PM
I think he's Wishomie.

Your point still stands though.

Of course he's wishomie.

DexterWannabe
01-01-2007, 05:04 AM
I'd attach razor blades to his fingers and allow his compulsive masturbation to do the rest.

hmm... i like it, but he wouldn't die

khaaaaan
01-01-2007, 07:22 AM
My friend Phil was once stalked across Copenhagen, to my place. This was the day I decided to sneak up behind him when he came out of the elevator. So when I whispered "time to die" he totally freaked out (he had avoided the guy by pretending to go into a kiosk and then just running the other direction.)

Just reading that gave me goosebumps again:( I hope I never ever see that guy again.

Paint_It_Black
01-01-2007, 02:41 PM
hmm... i like it, but he wouldn't die

Blood loss.

Camel Filters
01-01-2007, 07:42 PM
Of course he's wishomie.

damn straight. I'm the most popular person here. lolz