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Sin Studly
01-14-2007, 11:13 AM
Am I a traitor to my race and nation? Ask me a question related to my racetraitorness and I'll answer honestly and edit it into the plus/minus chart.

+ Has drunk toxic brandy
+ Has tasted the Captain's Daughter (in public)
+ Hates the hated English
+ Got drunk and tattooed himself
+ Says "G'day" and "Crikey"
+ Hates the hated English
+ Eats Vegemite
+ Has been stung repeatedly by lethal wildlife and lived
+ Eats his own national animal
+ Hates the hated English

- Has not been prison-sodomised
- Has never been arrested
- Has no shank-scars
- Has no stingray-scars
- Doesn't refer to kitchen knives as "shanks"
- His knife is much much smaller than Paul Hogan's
- His penis probably is too
- Didn't stab stingrays to death after Steve Irwin died
- Has never been in a race riot

Apathy
01-14-2007, 11:25 AM
I'll bet you don't even own a didgeridoo.

adombomb222
01-14-2007, 11:29 AM
+ Hates the hated English
+ Hates the hated English
+ Hates the hated English



I take that this is important?

Sin Studly
01-14-2007, 11:47 AM
I'll bet you don't even own a didgeridoo.

That's for tourists and abo-niggers, neither of which are Australians.


I take that this is important?

Naturally.

Apathy
01-14-2007, 11:57 AM
abo-niggers


Haha, my brother took a visit to Australia last summer and he said that all the aborigines he saw were always wearing 50 Cent and Eminem shirts and rapping on the streets.
The mental picture made me laugh.

HeadAroundU
01-14-2007, 12:02 PM
- hates Australian people
- wants to go live to Slovakia
- never tried to catch a taipan
+ bitten by a pussy spider
+ looks white even through he is a mud blood

Endymion
01-14-2007, 12:04 PM
- Has never been in a race riot

i call racetraitor.

Sin Studly
01-14-2007, 12:08 PM
Haha, my brother took a visit to Australia last summer and he said that all the aborigines he saw were always wearing 50 Cent and Eminem shirts and rapping on the streets.

Those are Africans. Learn to tell the difference.


- hates Australian people
- wants to go live to Slovakia
- never tried to catch a taipan
+ bitten by a pussy spider
+ looks white even through he is a mud blood

Not even Steve Irwin has tried to catch a taipan. That goes beyond the realm of "stupid" and into the realm of "utter suicide".


i call racetraitor.

:(:(:(

Endymion
01-14-2007, 12:11 PM
question: do you hate the hated english?

Little_Miss_1565
01-14-2007, 12:50 PM
Question: Aren't you part Maori?

Rocky-girl
01-14-2007, 01:15 PM
+ Hates the hated English
why do you use it?



- wants to go live to Slovakia
no Russia?(((((

Prox
01-14-2007, 01:16 PM
What's the difference between a dog and a dingo?

Mota Boy
01-14-2007, 01:20 PM
Is Sin Studly a racetraitor?Which race?

Prox
01-14-2007, 01:21 PM
Which race?

Austrailian

sKratch
01-14-2007, 01:27 PM
I didn't catch your hilarious joke.

It's ok .

Acoustic1804
01-14-2007, 01:29 PM
What's the difference between a dog and a dingo?

Dingos are fucking dogs you dumbarse

Do you drink Bundaberg Rum?

Do you/did you ever had a passion for at least one AC/DC song?

Do you know how to cook a BBQ?

Apathy
01-14-2007, 01:29 PM
Those are Africans. Learn to tell the difference.



No, they were not. And that's why I found it so funny.

Acoustic1804
01-14-2007, 01:52 PM
You're Australian, right? Have you ever wrestled a crocodile?

He probably hasn't, but Australians, don't generaly do that

the_GoDdEsS
01-14-2007, 02:03 PM
+ Drinks bogan beer :P
+ Watches AFL and hates faggy sports
+ Never took down the flag on beaches


- Does not wear a cork hat

the_GoDdEsS
01-14-2007, 02:04 PM
Dingos are fucking dogs you dumbarse

Do you drink Bundaberg Rum?

Do you/did you ever had a passion for at least one AC/DC song?

Do you know how to cook a BBQ?

Does Bundy burn your intestines?
What about dropbear stories?

nieh
01-14-2007, 02:14 PM
Dingos are fucking dogs you dumbarse

Dingos are a type of wolf.

Acoustic1804
01-14-2007, 08:12 PM
Dingos are a type of wolf.

That was a joke right?

XYlophonetreeZ
01-14-2007, 08:21 PM
Actually, since the only true "dogs" began as domesticated wild wolves, it remains unclear to this date whether or not dogs and wolves have been reproductively isolated. Dogs and grey wolves are usually both still listed under the name Canis lupus, thus technically being members of the same species. Dogs are of the subspecies familiaris. So it's definitely more accurate to say dingoes are a type of wolf, since they are of the Canis genus which covers all wolves and jackals. Dogs are way too specified to include a totally different species like the dingo, plus, it wouldn't make any sense since the dingo hasn't been domesticated.

Sin Studly
01-14-2007, 09:33 PM
Crikey!


question: do you hate the hated english?

Yes.


Question: Aren't you part Maori?

Yes. It's up to you whether being a mixed-mutt halfblood mudbrother makes me more or less Australian, but I'd say more. We're all mixed-mutt halfblood mudbrothers here.


why do you use it? no Russia?(((((

The people, honey, not the language. And I'd come live in Russia but Russians fucking terrify me.


What's the difference between a dog and a dingo?

Dingos are like dogs except they eat babies.


Which race?

*tear*


Do you drink Bundaberg Rum?

Do you/did you ever had a passion for at least one AC/DC song?

Do you know how to cook a BBQ?

I drink Captain Morgan's. Bundaburg is distillation of murder. I tend to avoid it ever since I heard about how it made all those people bleed to death back in the 80s. I used to like that Razor's Edge song, and of course I know how to throw a barbie. No bloody "shrimps" on it, neither.


Have you ever wrestled a crocodile?

:( No.


Does Bundy burn your intestines?
What about dropbear stories?

It eats through them, and what about dropbear stories?


since the dingo hasn't been domesticated.

Dingos are considered semi-domisticated, just like the abos.

Little_Miss_1565
01-14-2007, 09:36 PM
I thought Maori-ness was more New Zealand than Australia, but of course that could be wrong. Oh well.

Let's see...the extent of my knowledge of Australia comes from two sources--you, and "Priscilla Queen of the Desert." So I ask you--are you or have you ever been married to a Saigon whore who can shoot ping pong balls out of her snatch?

JohnnyNemesis
01-14-2007, 09:46 PM
When discussing that particular act, the correct terminology is "hoo-ha", not "snatch".

Sin Studly
01-14-2007, 10:09 PM
I thought Maori-ness was more New Zealand than Australia, but of course that could be wrong. Oh well.

We've stolen their culture. They're Eastern Australia, and they know it.


Let's see...the extent of my knowledge of Australia comes from two sources--you, and "Priscilla Queen of the Desert." So I ask you--are you or have you ever been married to a Saigon whore who can shoot ping pong balls out of her snatch?

No, and no little vials of Abba shit neither. Although I grew up in the shitfuck dustbowl town Priscilla (and Mad Max, incidently) was set in.

Little_Miss_1565
01-14-2007, 10:15 PM
Do you know anyone named Felisha Jollygoodfellow?

Sin Studly
01-14-2007, 11:18 PM
No. And I don't know anybody who liked Priscilla, either.

wheelchairman
01-15-2007, 12:27 AM
Did a Dingo eat your baby?

if yes +, if no -

Endymion
01-15-2007, 12:49 AM
Did a Dingo eat your abortion?

fixed .

Sin Studly
01-15-2007, 02:20 AM
:( I'm such a racetraitor!!!

Bazza
01-15-2007, 02:32 AM
Do Australians care about the Queen, or do they just want to get rid of her? What role does she actually play?

Sin Studly
01-15-2007, 02:34 AM
We get a day off work on her birthday, so no way in hell is anybody getting rid of her. Not unless the government promises us a replacement holiday.

Bazza
01-15-2007, 02:39 AM
Damn it, we don't get a public holiday for her birthday. I thought there was a lot of resentment for her, as in she's got no right to be Queen of a country she rarely visits?

Sin Studly
01-15-2007, 04:55 AM
Nobody cares as long as we get our 3-day weekend.