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Overworked & Underfucked
01-14-2007, 02:14 PM
You may now refer to me as "Overworked, formerly known as Overworked & Underfucked."

I am ever so happy :D

JohnnyNemesis
01-14-2007, 02:17 PM
Did you use condoms or the pill? [/most predictable response imaginable]

Mota Boy
01-14-2007, 02:21 PM
Now all you need to do is get laid off.

Jakebert
01-14-2007, 02:22 PM
I would make fun of you for bragging, but either I'm in a good mood, or I actually give you credit for not trying to pretend you're not bragging.

killer_queen
01-14-2007, 02:25 PM
This is the cutest thread ever. <3

Bazza
01-14-2007, 02:26 PM
I could think of a few bbs members who could do with gettting laid...

F@ BANKZ
01-14-2007, 02:40 PM
If you were out getting laid, you wern't working, which i guess means we should refer to you as......&

Overworked & Underfucked
01-14-2007, 04:06 PM
If you were out getting laid, you wern't working, which i guess means we should refer to you as......&

Actually, it was last night after I worked 8am-5pm at job number one and 9pm-3am at job number two.

Llamas
01-14-2007, 04:08 PM
How old are ya?

JohnnyNemesis
01-14-2007, 04:17 PM
Between work shifts sex is the best kind of sex there is. Well, one of the best.

Rag Doll
01-14-2007, 04:19 PM
sexual encounters AT work are even better.

JohnnyNemesis
01-14-2007, 04:20 PM
I've done that a few times, because no one goes to the library on Fridays or Saturday nights. Dead serious.

Rag Doll
01-14-2007, 04:21 PM
and no one goes in the basement or wine storage at night ever. weee.

Overworked & Underfucked
01-14-2007, 04:22 PM
I've done that a few times, because no one goes to the library on Fridays or Saturday nights. Dead serious.

I get away with it at job number two because most of the time, everyone is drunk and therefore no one notices if you go missing for a little while. I love my life.

HornyPope
01-14-2007, 04:26 PM
Whatta slut.

sk8ter-hater
01-14-2007, 04:49 PM
I still don't get it. I would've done you a long time ago.

Lodat225
01-14-2007, 06:16 PM
I agree with skater-hater. Way to go!

\\ Pics?

Apathy
01-14-2007, 06:28 PM
pfft, I beat you by two weeks.

DeAtHsTaR
01-14-2007, 07:16 PM
pfft, I beat you by two weeks.

Story/pics?

Apathy
01-14-2007, 07:23 PM
I don't kiss and tell.

Well I do, but I don't give good details because I'm mean like that.

ninthlayer
01-15-2007, 12:37 AM
Wait, did this guy just go from "lololo, I finally got laid!" to "lololo, I fuck at work all the time?"

Bazza
01-15-2007, 12:46 AM
Wait, did this guy just go from "lololo, I finally got laid!" to "lololo, I fuck at work all the time?"

I was thinking that at first, but then maybe it's just been a while since she last had a good seeing to.

ninthlayer
01-15-2007, 01:06 AM
Bazza, you're a tool. Don't reply to me with your inconclusive bullshit.

Bazza
01-15-2007, 03:02 AM
Bazza, you're a tool. Don't reply to me with your inconclusive bullshit.

Don't post on an open board if you don't want a reply from anyone/me, simple.

ninthlayer
01-15-2007, 03:20 AM
How's your girlfriend? I hear that you're dating a girl. Do you have sex? I hear that she's a quarter Italian and so you're partial to Italians. Could you tell us more about your girlfriend? Oh, and maybe post more in the Photo Album. But, seriously, have you put your penis in your girlfriend's vagina?

Faggot.

Bazza
01-15-2007, 03:23 AM
And your point..

Seriously, apart from once, I haven't just reponded to someones comment by calling them a tool/fag/faggot etc. as it isn't constuctive in the slighest.

Oh well, it's nice to know you take so much notice about me, if you don't care about me just ignore me.

the_GoDdEsS
01-15-2007, 04:13 AM
Some people are easy targets. It seems like you've been one of them.

Paint_It_Black
01-15-2007, 04:16 AM
Wait, did this guy just go from "lololo, I finally got laid!" to "lololo, I fuck at work all the time?"

It's a girl, it doesn't have to make sense.

ninthlayer
01-15-2007, 04:17 AM
And your point..

Seriously, apart from once, I haven't just reponded to someones comment by calling them a tool/fag/faggot etc. as it isn't constuctive in the slighest.

Oh well, it's nice to know you take so much notice about me, if you don't care about me just ignore me.

It's not that I particularly take notice of you, it's more of the fact that whenever you post you're talking about your hideous girlfriend or posting photos of your pockmark ridden face in Photo Album. It's seriously disgusting.

However, my original point remains valid. Don't respond when you don't have anything in particular to say other than "I thought, but then, so I don't know." It doesn't add anything to the conversation and just compounds upon the fact that you're completely pervy and obsessed with talking about girls. It's annoying and pathetic, I mean, you're like perfect frat boy material.


It's a girl, it doesn't have to make sense.
Don't gives no fuck. Seriously.

Paint_It_Black
01-15-2007, 04:24 AM
My point is that if this was a guy half the board would be responding with girlfriend comments.

Vera
01-15-2007, 04:39 AM
Having sex with other people is for the weak.

ninthlayer
01-15-2007, 04:39 AM
I view females with just as much disdain as I do males. Especially when they laugh in public.

Bazza
01-15-2007, 04:50 AM
My original point that I was getting to was that, whilst you suggested:

Wait, did this guy just go from "lololo, I finally got laid!" to "lololo, I fuck at work all the time?"

I was merely pointing out that she expressed herself as "underfucked", not "neverfucked", as in she good have a long time ago got down and dirty at work, but it's been a while. That's how I read it on second look.

killer_queen
01-15-2007, 04:55 AM
I view females with just as much disdain as I do males. Especially when they laugh in public.
What's wrong with laughing in public?


Having sex with other people is for the weak.
This is the only thing I agree in this thread. I'm glad that we're not one of those losers.

ninthlayer
01-15-2007, 04:57 AM
Quit dragging it out with terms like "down and dirty" and just say what you mean. What is this, Offspring IRC erotica?

Overworked and Underfucked is a common phrase. Not a good or witty one by any stretch, but a common phrase nonetheless. Truth of the matter is, no one cares about some scrub's sex life and how they "finally scored" or whatever. It's just fucking stupid to be like "HAY GUYZZ, I HAD SSEX ADN IT WUZ AWESUM!" It's just as pathetic as bisexual party favor girls and British faggots that need to constantly validate their lives by talking about their girlfriends.


What's wrong with laughing in public?
I'm talking about the deafening, nothingintheworldisthatfuckingfunny blasts that women like to blow out in order to let everyone know that they are, in fact, having a good time.

Zeall
01-15-2007, 05:02 AM
What would you do without internet anonymity, eh?

Vera
01-15-2007, 07:20 AM
This is the only thing I agree in this thread. I'm glad that we're not one of those losers.

Preach it sister. Apparently we're the only ones having any sort of standards around here.

JoY
01-15-2007, 07:25 AM
& me! & me! *raises hand* I only give blowjobs!

JohnnyNemesis
01-15-2007, 10:15 AM
& me! & me! *raises hand* I only give blowjobs!

Good enough for me.

HornyPope
01-15-2007, 10:15 AM
& me! & me! *raises hand* I only give blowjobs!

And ass to mouff?

Tom
01-15-2007, 10:17 AM
Congratulations, was it with a woman? Haha, just kidding man..

Lodat225
01-15-2007, 10:18 AM
Wait, did this guy just go from "lololo, I finally got laid!" to "lololo, I fuck at work all the time?"

No. She said she got laid between work shifts.

Vera
01-15-2007, 10:29 AM
& me! & me! *raises hand* I only give blowjobs!

I think what me and Gulsah meant was that we're so ridiculously 1337 that the only person 1337 enough for us to sleep with are ourselves. Or each other but that's kind of difficult to do, as a dildo long enough is yet to be invented. **

**Interestingly enough, the distance between Helsinki and Istanbul (where no girl virgin) is almost 1337 miles.

Mota Boy
01-15-2007, 10:37 AM
My point is that if this was a guy half the board would be responding with girlfriend comments.Because it's easy as shit for girls to get laid, so there's no real bragging involved. The tricky part for women is having sex without feeling like a slut.

The female equivalent of "I had sex with my girlfriend." would probably be something like "William swept me off my feet on our tropical vacation, where we dined at the most expensive restaurant on the island, waltzed on the beach in the moonlight and made love on a bed of rose petals."

Banchi
01-15-2007, 10:42 AM
Well good for you ha ha .

Mota boy , that is pretty interesting .

killer_queen
01-15-2007, 10:47 AM
Whenever I and Sanni start flirting Bella starts screaming "omg, and me! and me!". I would be really annoyed if it was someone else but it's just.. she's Bella, you know. But she still needs to learn that Sanni and I made for each other.

Mota Boy
01-15-2007, 10:54 AM
But she still needs to learn that Sanni and I made for each other.Pshaw, y'all may be made "like" each other, but not "for". A lock ain't made for another lock. It needs a key, baby.

Vera
01-15-2007, 11:00 AM
I forgive Bella for being a dirty slutbag. After all, she only just recently discovered Paris is a city. She'll catch up. It's okay, we still love her.

But if locks are made for keys, why is uncle Sean playing with uncle Endy's key?

0r4ng3
01-15-2007, 11:03 AM
Congratulations, was it with a woman? Haha, just kidding man..
Never has a reply been so wrong and so right at the same time.

wheelchairman
01-15-2007, 11:46 AM
In all fairness, she's probably pretty ugly.

Nina
01-15-2007, 12:06 PM
I'm talking about the deafening, nothingintheworldisthatfuckingfunny blasts that women like to blow out in order to let everyone know that they are, in fact, having a good time.

Oh god, how much I agree.

Lodat225
01-15-2007, 12:10 PM
In all fairness, she's probably pretty ugly.

http://i83.photobucket.com/albums/j318/CatherinesDaughter/TheresaAndSugar.jpg

I don't know. She's pretty hot.

wheelchairman
01-15-2007, 12:13 PM
She's like what...16?

Lodat225
01-15-2007, 12:15 PM
She said that was 6 years ago.

wheelchairman
01-15-2007, 12:28 PM
Well then LODAT that proves nothing. Just begs the question why would she share a photo from 6 years ago?

Lodat225
01-15-2007, 12:29 PM
Well wheelchairman how would i know? I'm just stating that she's not/ she wasn't ugly.

wheelchairman
01-15-2007, 12:32 PM
Well that's a stupid point to make.

Lodat225
01-15-2007, 12:37 PM
Well she was hot. Or whoever that is.

wheelchairman
01-15-2007, 12:41 PM
And you what? Want to retroactively sleep with her?

Lodat225
01-15-2007, 12:42 PM
With the girl in the picture? Sure, why not?

Overworked & Underfucked
01-15-2007, 02:02 PM
That picture was indeed quite a few years ago. I posted it because I have no recent pictures.

JoY
01-15-2007, 02:37 PM
I forgive Bella for being a dirty slutbag. After all, she only just recently discovered Paris is a city. She'll catch up. It's okay, we still love her.

But if locks are made for keys, why is uncle Sean playing with uncle Endy's key?

luv u2 babez<3

most of the times I'm already in the conversation, so this time.. *sniffs* I felt a little left out. *sob* I was like, dayum, & then like, oh noes they'll know my weakness, but I decided to like, butt in anyways.

HornyPope
01-15-2007, 02:40 PM
Because it's easy as shit for girls to get laid, so there's no real bragging involved. The tricky part for women is having sex without feeling like a slut.


Yeah but that alone makes female sex such a burden, versus that of a loose man. I know i'll never trade my manhood. Best part? We can fuck twenty year olds (and teenagers if you fancy) way into our fifties.


"In order for a woman to get laid, all she needs is a vagina. But for a man to get laid, he's gotta have a cool car, a lot of money, a nice house, he's gotta be able to do any favor for the woman, and even then he's not guaranteed sex!"

Pfff so what. Any man who is not slow in the brains will have either of the above by the time he's in his late twenties, tops thirties. And the favor part is absolutely not necessary, unless the chick is some attention seeker.

JoY
01-15-2007, 02:51 PM
or you can always just.. lie about it.
worked for my roommate's boyfriend. =)

T-6005
01-15-2007, 07:37 PM
Nah, you don't. I don't have any of them.

I still get teh sex :eek:

Mota Boy
01-15-2007, 10:15 PM
In order for a woman to get laid, all she needs is a vagina. But for a man to get laid, he's gotta have a cool car, a lot of money, a nice house, he's gotta be able to do any favor for the woman, and even then he's not guaranteed sex!I'm assuming this quote's from Zagmeno, which explains why I can't find it in the thread.

It's pretty hilarious to see someone who gets their idea of relationships between the sexes from Good Charlotte.

XYlophonetreeZ
01-15-2007, 10:30 PM
GURLZ DUN LYKE BOIZ GURLZ LYKE KARZ N $$$$!!!! lolololo

0r4ng3
01-15-2007, 10:31 PM
Gurlz wull laff @ bois wen there not funni!

Edit: lol, beat you to it apathy.
Edit2: Did I mess up the line? Whatevs.

Apathy
01-15-2007, 10:32 PM
Boyz will laff @ girlz wen there not funni!

edit: hahahaha beaten, and with almost the same words.
pfft, I didn't listen to good charlotte enough to get it right I guess.
but we both used an @ sign, 'wen', 'laff, 'there', and 'funni'.

Go Us.

Overworked & Underfucked
01-15-2007, 10:40 PM
There is never any excuse for Good Charlotte. They're almost worse than Creed.

DeAtHsTaR
01-15-2007, 10:42 PM
There is never any excuse for Good Charlotte. They're almost worse than Creed.

I unshamefully admit to liking Good Charlotte's self-titled album they made in 2000.

Apathy
01-15-2007, 10:43 PM
They're almost worse than Creed.

Or Angels and Airwaves.


Ava by the way, has become the scientology of the music scene.

You all know you were thinking it.

Overworked & Underfucked
01-15-2007, 10:46 PM
Or Angels and Airwaves.


Ava by the way, has become the scientology of the music scene.

You all know you were thinking it.


Marry me. Best post ever.

Apathy
01-15-2007, 10:47 PM
I would, but you're not a virgin anymore.

Sorry.

Overworked & Underfucked
01-15-2007, 10:51 PM
Does "Born Again" virginity count?

Apathy
01-15-2007, 10:53 PM
Yes.

However I'm taken. :(

I have a brother if you'd like, but he's not nearly as internet savvy.

Paint_It_Black
01-16-2007, 12:10 AM
The female equivalent of "I had sex with my girlfriend." would probably be something like "William swept me off my feet on our tropical vacation, where we dined at the most expensive restaurant on the island, waltzed on the beach in the moonlight and made love on a bed of rose petals."

Quoted for awesomeness.

Lodat225
01-17-2007, 02:47 PM
ohhh, Zagmen owned you.

JohnnyNemesis
01-17-2007, 02:50 PM
He really, really didn't.

Besdies, watching The Man Show is the ultimate self-pwn.

Llamas
01-17-2007, 02:54 PM
Hmm... Good Charlotte, or the Man Show? Tough one.

Lodat225
01-17-2007, 02:56 PM
He really, really didn't.

Besdies, watching The Man Show is the ultimate self-pwn.

I know. It was sarcasm.

JohnnyNemesis
01-17-2007, 02:56 PM
Hmm... Good Charlotte, or the Man Show? Tough one.

Both are absolutely horrendous, but I'd rather attend a Good Charlotte/Avril Lavigne concert than watch even a portion of that pile of shit known as The Man Show.

How Saddam and Uday Hussein are dead while Adam Corolla and Jimmy Kimmel continue to contaminate the Earth, I'll never know. Boggles the fuckin' mind, I tells ya.

Lodat225
01-17-2007, 02:58 PM
What the hell is The Man Show?

Llamas
01-17-2007, 03:00 PM
a Good Charlotte/Avril Lavigne concert
I would secretly enjoy the Avril concert, lolz. In all reality, though, I'd rather see any concert than hear the man show. That's partially just because I can find something to enjoy in every type of music and at any concert, no matter what.


How Saddam and Uday Hussein are dead while Adam Corolla and Jimmy Kimmel continue to contaminate the Earth, I'll never know. Boggles the fuckin' mind, I tells ya.
hahaha. hmm, I tend to agree.

Llamas
01-17-2007, 03:01 PM
What the hell is The Man Show?

If you don't know what it is, you couldn't have been being sarcastic. Way to dig yourself in a hole.

Lodat225
01-17-2007, 03:04 PM
Yeah, i was sarcastic. You could tell by the "ohhhhh"

And no, i don't know what the hell it is but it isn't Good Charlotte.

Just be quiet.

Llamas
01-17-2007, 03:07 PM
Haha, you're hilarious.

Paint_It_Black
01-17-2007, 04:50 PM
Lodat, why don't you just leave again?

Lodat225
01-18-2007, 12:10 PM
Sounds cool, why is everybody hatin' on it?

WebDudette
01-18-2007, 12:17 PM
Because it's horrible.

Lodat225
01-18-2007, 12:21 PM
Because it's horrible.

Oh, really? I'll google it.

JohnnyNemesis
01-18-2007, 02:22 PM
MAN SHOW IS THE GREATEST SHOW ON EARTH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Well, one of the greatest shows.

Lodat, to answer you're question, The Man Show is a show made for men by men. It's got juggies (those are the chicks they have on that show.) dancing around wearing next to nothing. Adam & Jimmy are so frikkin' hilarious!!! They make fools out of themselves in every episode! And the best season is the first one! It's got that guy called "The Fox" who sings funny songs! And at the end of every episode, they do a toast and you get to watch girls jumping on trampolines!!!!!!

And to the rest of you, Adam C. is the one of the site's official endorsements so HAH!!!


I wish you were fucking dead.

Llamas
01-18-2007, 02:30 PM
Lodat, to answer you're question, The Man Show is a show made for men by men.
Isn't that like every show on the Spike channel then?


It's got juggies (those are the chicks they have on that show.) dancing around wearing next to nothing.
You can't be 19.


Adam & Jimmy are so frikkin' hilarious!!! They make fools out of themselves in every episode! And the best season is the first one! It's got that guy called "The Fox" who sings funny songs!
You can't be 19.


And at the end of every episode, they do a toast and you get to watch girls jumping on trampolines!!!!!!
You can't be 19.

JohnnyNemesis
01-18-2007, 02:36 PM
The show was on Comedy Central, but that's irrelevant. I believe the correct question would be "Isn't that about 85% of the entire entertainment industry, then?"

Llamas
01-18-2007, 02:42 PM
Touchee. I thought about that, but I thought the Spike channel is pretty much nothing but things like the Man Show. I didn't know what channel it was on, though.

Lodat225
01-18-2007, 03:23 PM
It said it was on Spike Channel, Comedy Central, and something called G4 TV.

JohnnyNemesis
01-18-2007, 04:34 PM
My assumption is that they're either airing reruns on G4 and Spike, or that they picked up the rights eventually. It's a Comedy Central original, I know that for sure; when it was new they promoted it prominently for that very reason, then I saw an episode and nearly puked at the horrible combination of unfunniness and stupidity.

DeAtHsTaR
01-18-2007, 04:38 PM
Reruns are on G4, a video game channel.

Llamas
01-18-2007, 04:43 PM
My assumption is that they're either airing reruns on G4 and Spike, or that they picked up the rights eventually. It's a Comedy Central original, I know that for sure; when it was new they promoted it prominently for that very reason, then I saw an episode and nearly puked at the horrible combination of unfunniness and stupidity.

You just got faggier for knowing anything about the Man Show. :p

but I still wuv u.

JohnnyNemesis
01-18-2007, 05:29 PM
Hey, gotta justify the hatred somehow, amirite?

JohnnyNemesis
01-18-2007, 05:43 PM
Don't talk back to me, worthless bucket o'scum. Just die instead, please.

JohnnyNemesis
01-18-2007, 05:47 PM
Less talk, more death.

0r4ng3
01-18-2007, 07:42 PM
Reruns are on G4, a video game channel.Ugh, don't remind me of G4. That channel is to video games what MTV is to music.

Jakebert
01-18-2007, 07:44 PM
I loved the Man Show when I was 13 and I laughed anytime anyone said anything that was about sex. I tried watching it a year or so ago when the reruns started, and I realized I hate 13 year old me.

Prox
01-18-2007, 07:46 PM
The Man Show is so...expected and obvious...it's hard to explain....and unfunny.

Jakebert
01-18-2007, 07:52 PM
Well yeah, most comedies that revolve around nothing but lame sex jokes are. Example: anything done by anyone that has had anything to do with Scary Movie.

Apathy
01-18-2007, 08:41 PM
But I like Scary Movie. :(


Isn't that like every show on the Spike channel then?



Spike doesn't seem to be focusing on the men aspect much anymore. Most of their viewers are for the CSI/other crime shows, and plenty of women are addicted to those shows.

Llamas
01-18-2007, 08:56 PM
Well yeah, most comedies that revolve around nothing but lame sex jokes are. Example: anything done by anyone that has had anything to do with Scary Movie.
I also enjoy scary movie, because it makes fun of scary movies... not because of the sex jokes.


Spike doesn't seem to be focusing on the men aspect much anymore. Most of their viewers are for the CSI/other crime shows, and plenty of women are addicted to those shows.
I meant shows that were made for the channel.

Apathy
01-18-2007, 08:59 PM
I also enjoy scary movie, because it makes fun of scary movies... not because of the sex jokes.


I meant shows that were made for the channel.

1 - Same, because most "Scary Movies" are pathetically done. Everything is so irrational, and the characters are always so stupid that a parody done on them always works brilliantly.

2 - yeah, but most of those shows failed horribly. With good reason, they were all terrible.

Paint_It_Black
01-18-2007, 09:27 PM
Spike is for Star Trek and nothing else.

I've lost respect for anyone who said they like the Scary Movie franchise. Urgh.

Llamas
01-18-2007, 09:40 PM
2 - yeah, but most of those shows failed horribly. With good reason, they were all terrible.
And? I know this.


Spike is for Star Trek and nothing else.

I've lost respect for anyone who said they like the Scary Movie franchise. Urgh.
I only liked the first and third one, because I liked how they made fun of the movies they did.

DeAtHsTaR
01-18-2007, 09:43 PM
Spike is for Star Trek and nothing else.


G4 shows Star Trek...

Paint_It_Black
01-18-2007, 10:25 PM
G4 shows Star Trek...

That has nothing to do with what I said though. Besides, they only show TNG as far as I know, and maybe TOS.



I only liked the first and third one, because I liked how they made fun of the movies they did.

I thought the first one wasn't terrible. I hated the second and didn't watch anymore.

DeAtHsTaR
01-18-2007, 10:47 PM
That has nothing to do with what I said though. Besides, they only show TNG as far as I know, and maybe TOS.

Nah they show the original I think.

Jakebert
01-19-2007, 04:24 AM
Spike is for Star Trek and nothing else.

I've lost respect for anyone who said they like the Scary Movie franchise. Urgh.

Yeah, me too. For srs.


I only liked the first and third one, because I liked how they made fun of the movies they did.

The first one had it's moments, but the rest of them were all just the same few jokes repeated over and over again.

Also, I wasn't just talking about the Scary Movie franchise. I just saw an ad for "Epic Movie" when I wrote that, and it looked so horrible I was in physical pain.

Paint_It_Black
01-19-2007, 05:07 AM
I just saw an ad for "Epic Movie" when I wrote that, and it looked so horrible I was in physical pain.

Agreed. I also heard "Date Movie" was absolutely worthless.

Prox
01-19-2007, 05:13 AM
The jokes in those movies are so obvious. Like you KNOW the bullets gonna hit his eye. (superman). And you know that the wardrobe will drop crap on her. (Narnia)

That girls kinda hot, though.

Jakebert
01-19-2007, 10:11 AM
She played a lesbian with the plague on House.

Lodat225
01-19-2007, 11:05 AM
Oh, The Epic Movie? That shit looks so un-original.

Grabbal
01-19-2007, 11:26 AM
That movie was just the shit..