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calichix
01-15-2007, 10:13 PM
I was dancing at DA KLUB in hollywood on Thursday night and GUESS WHO WAS THERE. yuh, Britney Spears. she had fake hair that went down like, to her feet and she barely danced she just kind of wiggled. in hollywood they ACTUALLY do the night at the roxbury thing except they call it the "electric shock." I got electric shocked like 400 times and it never stopped being creepy. anyhoo, I taught those hollyweirdos how to thizz dance and totally dominated their worlds. what up.

HornyPope
01-15-2007, 10:27 PM
Did she wear panties?

Apathy
01-15-2007, 10:29 PM
Was her baby there?

Was her baby dancing?

Dancing the Shaken Baby Dance?

T-6005
01-15-2007, 10:31 PM
Britney who?

Overworked & Underfucked
01-15-2007, 10:53 PM
Ew... Britney Spears... I feel like I need a shower just picturing that image you described.

calichix
01-15-2007, 11:00 PM
this gaybo told me, "we're like, 'okayyyyyyy, britney, we're so over you. leave the clubbbbb. NEXT.' we're all like 'NEXT'."

barangatang
01-15-2007, 11:06 PM
thizz dance

"Reppin da yay area!!i!!!. HyPHy!!!Thizzin west side!!"

Godammit, I hate those people. It's like the "tru Punx" sort of thing except for hiphop.

Apathy
01-15-2007, 11:09 PM
shit man, that's ballin'

JoY
01-16-2007, 09:27 AM
Was her baby there?

Was her baby dancing?

Dancing the Shaken Baby Dance?

that reminds me of Ally McBeal.

Endymion
01-16-2007, 10:16 AM
you were in LA and you didn't look me up?

sKratch
01-16-2007, 10:28 AM
i thought this thread was gonna be nudez :[

calichix
01-16-2007, 01:47 PM
you were in LA and you didn't look me up?

aw jesus christ I SHOULDVE. our ride had a whack attack and left us stranded in line at the craig furgeson (or something) show and we had to befriend every pervert in hollywood to get anywhere!

and barangatang, don't disrespex the hyphy movement. the thizz nation will not stand for you putting them on blast. yadada mean? nada I'm saying though?!

Lodat225
01-16-2007, 01:51 PM
Britney Spears sucks but the fact that you met a famous person and that you enjoyed yourself is cool.

Bazza
01-16-2007, 01:52 PM
i thought this thread was gonna be nudez :[
I had the same disappointment :(

F@ BANKZ
01-16-2007, 02:01 PM
Yeah cool the most famous person i ever met was Jonny Mcenroe, so that's pretty neat.

Paint_It_Black
01-16-2007, 02:04 PM
http://www.funnyhub.com/pictures/img/late-night-britney.jpg

Bazza
01-16-2007, 02:05 PM
http://www.funnyhub.com/pictures/img/late-night-britney.jpg

Oh dear god, i'm gonna have nightmares tonight.... :eek:

Lodat225
01-16-2007, 02:17 PM
http://myspace-183.vo.llnwd.net/00891/38/15/891605183_l.jpg

http://www.funnyhub.com/pictures/img/late-night-britney.jpg

Italia311
01-16-2007, 02:17 PM
I believe the first question wasn't answered...Did you see her snatch?

calichix
01-16-2007, 02:43 PM
no. :( but I saw a picture of patrick duffy using the urinal at hooters. they had it framed.

JohnnyNemesis
01-16-2007, 02:44 PM
no. :( but I saw a picture of patrick duffy using the urinal at hooters. they had it framed.

!!!!!!!!!! HTGBDFJ:kl;iguy!!!!!!!!!!!!! hirpfl;jhh iogfhj udgfcvhj !!!!

EHOIWHFE !


patrick duffy using the urinal at hooters.

!!!!!

I've lived but a fraction of what you've lived :(

Italia311
01-16-2007, 02:45 PM
Hhaha. Thats pretty funny... I must say

calichix
01-16-2007, 02:55 PM
when I die it'll definitely be the first and last reel in the montage of my life.

Apathy
01-16-2007, 03:08 PM
that reminds me of Ally McBeal.

erugh.

I bet that baby weighed more than she did.
and the baby wasn't even real.

Mota Boy
01-16-2007, 04:00 PM
Britney has hit the wall hard, and that wall's name is Federline.

Chuck Klosterman's interview with her is one of the most amazing things I've ever read. She denies being sexy, or being a sex object at all. In reference to her "...Baby One More Time" video, she says "People tried to make it all up like I was being sexy. Come on, I was wearing a freaking Catholic school girl outfit for cryin' out loud!"

Bazza
01-16-2007, 04:07 PM
Oh well, lets hope the "video" will be good (if it ever gets released) ;)

Though tbh she has seriously gone downhill :(

Sunny
01-16-2007, 04:08 PM
I bet that baby weighed more than she did.


have you seen her recently?

she scares me. laura, i thank heavens her vag didn't swallow you whole. itd be sad =(

Apathy
01-16-2007, 04:09 PM
no, not in years.

Does your comment mean she's even skinnier, or she got really fat?
Because honestly, both would be pretty hilarious.

Sunny
01-16-2007, 04:11 PM
aha. she got fat. not obese.. but fat with tree trunk legs. >_<

JoY
01-16-2007, 04:20 PM
no, not in years.

Does your comment mean she's even skinnier, or she got really fat?
Because honestly, both would be pretty hilarious.

I don't see how anorexia is hilarious, or how being a pile of bones near your freakin' death could be hilarious. seriously. I felt sorry for her, thought she looked creepy, was kinda grossed out, hoped she'd be raped with a hamburger, but I never laughed a second.

Bazza
01-16-2007, 04:23 PM
Personally I find anorexic women revolting and it saddens me. I'd prefer a woman to have a bit of meat on her bones, something to grab onto. A bag of bones doesn't do anything for me, but at the same time I'm not into the clinically obese.

Apathy
01-16-2007, 04:25 PM
I don't see how anorexia is hilarious, or how being a pile of bones near your freakin' death could be hilarious. seriously. I felt sorry for her, thought she looked creepy, was kinda grossed out, hoped she'd be raped with a hamburger, but I never laughed a second.

ehh, perhaps I chose my words badly.

For I didn't insinuate that it was funny that she was anorexic.
Or maybe I did, but it definitely wasn't on purpose.

Italia311
01-16-2007, 05:37 PM
She had two kids dammit...what did you expecT? Isn't that what usually happeneds to women when they have children?

JoY
01-16-2007, 05:41 PM
She had two kids dammit...what did you expecT? Isn't that what usually happeneds to women when they have children?

we're talking about Calista Flockhart.. keep up with the times.

Sunny
01-16-2007, 05:46 PM
i am so confused cause i thought we were talking about britney spears?

Italia311
01-16-2007, 05:48 PM
Yeah. Thats what I thought too...

barangatang
01-16-2007, 05:52 PM
and barangatang, don't disrespex the hyphy movement. the thizz nation will not stand for you putting them on blast. yadada mean? nada I'm saying though?!

Dayam girl i never said no shit about mac dre (R.I.P)he goes hella hard Just remember you better not mess wit da 510 YaY area.

"B-TWON NIGGA WE RUN DA BAY"

JoY
01-16-2007, 06:27 PM
that reminds me of Ally McBeal.


erugh.

I bet that baby weighed more than she did.
and the baby wasn't even real.


have you seen her recently?

she scares me. laura, i thank heavens her vag didn't swallow you whole. itd be sad =(


no, not in years.

Does your comment mean she's even skinnier, or she got really fat?
Because honestly, both would be pretty hilarious.


aha. she got fat. not obese.. but fat with tree trunk legs. >_<

would dit explain the course of the conversation? sorry, I took it totally off track with the dancing babies & Ally McBeal. :/

Mota Boy
01-16-2007, 07:35 PM
Hey, could someone with a vagina help me out here - is Kevin Federline getting half of Britney's money? And why wasn't "Popozao" on the final cut of his album? I LOVED that track!

Mota Boy
01-16-2007, 07:37 PM
Also, because it's hilarious (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=N9tPx8VE8qc).

calichix
01-16-2007, 09:56 PM
have you seen her recently?

she scares me. laura, i thank heavens her vag didn't swallow you whole. itd be sad =(

dude did you SEEEEEEEEEE those pictures of her vajayjay? you could go spelunking in there!

Italia311
01-16-2007, 10:00 PM
It's pretty damn loosey goosey...sloppy

T-6005
01-16-2007, 10:02 PM
These descriptions make me so glad that it's something I've never seen.

Llamas
01-16-2007, 10:07 PM
Also, because it's hilarious (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=N9tPx8VE8qc).

lololololo someone in the comments asked "is this a real interview?"

JohnnyNemesis
01-16-2007, 10:25 PM
dude did you SEEEEEEEEEE those pictures of her vajayjay? you could go spelunking in there!

You could park a bus in there. I could park a bus in there. I parked my bus in there.

vajayjay and spelunking have long been two of my favorite words. I can't thank both you and Britney enough for bringing the two together in one coherent sentence.

Rag Doll
01-16-2007, 10:27 PM
omfg she is such a trainwreck.

0r4ng3
01-16-2007, 10:30 PM
vajayjay and spelunking have long been two of my favorite words. I can't thank both you and Britney enough for bringing the two together in one coherent sentence.
You've really never heard both words together before now? Like, even just the phrase "spelunking her vajayjay" or something? I dunno, it seems like that's a phrase that would be pretty common.

T-6005
01-16-2007, 10:51 PM
You've really never heard both words together before now? Like, even just the phrase "spelunking her vajayjay" or something? I dunno, it seems like that's a phrase that would be pretty common.
Only because you're asian.

Mota Boy
01-16-2007, 11:25 PM
I can't tell where sincerity stops and irony begins. I believe it's called the "sarchasm".

calichix
01-17-2007, 01:06 AM
mota Boy, I don't think it's humanly possible to rule more than you do. NICE signature.

Nina
01-17-2007, 05:16 AM
Her vag is gross alright, but it's loose because she had TWO BABIES in two years. Give her a vag break.

I still like her :[ I just cant help wanting to pet her head and say "things will be okay, honey". I want to dress her up and show her some manners.

Also, I believe in a comeback.


The weird thing is, I never even liked her, until she started to fuck things up. o.0

Sunny
01-17-2007, 05:38 AM
Her vag is gross alright, but it's loose because she had TWO BABIES in two years. Give her a vag break.



she had c-sections i believe :/

i feel bad for her, i do. she's such a mess.

Nina
01-17-2007, 05:51 AM
Oh!! I completely forgot about that. Did she have C-sections for both babies? I dont think she had it for the first one, but I could be mistaken..

But it doesnt really change my point, tho :[ It's not her fault her vag looks like that, haha. It's rather her fault that she showed it to the world. But that's exactly why I feel sorry for her. She's messed up.

mrconeman
01-17-2007, 06:52 AM
Also, because it's hilarious (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=N9tPx8VE8qc).

Amazing .