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wheelchairman
01-16-2007, 03:54 AM
It's Per's fault that the trees are falling over and that roofs are being blown off. Per is to blame for thousands of Swedish homes with no electricity, and that the Storebælts Bridge was closed on Sunday for hours.
It's also Per's fault that two Swedes lost their lives. At least if you ask the Norwegians. In Norway you name big storms in the same way USA names hurricanes after boys and girls, like Katrina and Ivan. And the Norwegians have decided that the weekends violent stormweather should be called "Per", according to Sydsvenskan Newspaper.
In Sweden you name storms after the date on which they happened. The weekends last storm is called the 14th of January.

I'm cutting this article out. Or better yet, Maartje is gonna cut it out.

HeadAroundU
01-16-2007, 04:45 AM
"It's also Per's fault that two Swedes lost their lives."
Admiralanal and Jojan?

Tizzalicious
01-16-2007, 04:51 AM
Wanna cyber?

khaaaaan
01-16-2007, 05:24 AM
Per's the best name for a storm ever. But why even name a storm? That's seems kinda pathetic. Once it's a hurricane, sure name it all you want, but a storm? Lol.

Stranger With Candy
01-16-2007, 07:35 AM
Per is aweful.

Prox
01-16-2007, 10:49 AM
When you cut it out, you should remove the part where it says they named the storm.

HornyPope
01-16-2007, 11:07 AM
Jag känner en storm, hon heter Per, Per heter hon

wheelchairman
01-16-2007, 11:19 AM
Hahaha. Nice. But I'm a han, not a hon. :(

Tizzalicious
01-16-2007, 11:19 AM
You're my hon, hon!

JohnnyNemesis
01-16-2007, 11:30 AM
I'm cutting this article out. Or better yet, Maartje is gonna cut it out.

http://img238.imageshack.us/img238/148/cutitoutci1.jpg

wheelchairman
01-16-2007, 11:43 AM
*scissors* *points* *thumb behind head*

0r4ng3
01-16-2007, 11:45 AM
Does anyone else just see a gray picture that says "I <3 Retrojunk.com" on it? I feel like I'm missing something here.

JohnnyNemesis
01-16-2007, 11:57 AM
I don't know what the fuck you're talking about, Jesse. *shifty eyes*

Why are you such a fucking liar, anyway? Asshole. What an asshole. Asshole. Lying asshole.

Mannen som blev en gris
01-16-2007, 12:44 PM
In Sweden you name storms after the date on which they happened. The weekends last storm is called the 14th of January.
What the hell? This isn't true at all! It's called Per here too. And a couple of years ago there was that other storm with a name... Gudrun, I think. Hah.

the_GoDdEsS
01-16-2007, 01:01 PM
And a couple of years ago there was that other storm with a name... Gudrun, I think. Hah.

Old female Germanic names are disgusting. Gudrun, Hildegaard, Brünnhilde, wtf!

wheelchairman
01-16-2007, 01:08 PM
Those are all typically old Danish names. Germans just stole them!

The female version of my second name is hawt. Ulrikka. I should go to Sweden.

the_GoDdEsS
01-16-2007, 01:12 PM
They were in ancient German epics, so awful. You imagine these big fat and redcheeked Germans that look masculine.

khaaaaan
01-17-2007, 04:16 AM
http://img238.imageshack.us/img238/148/cutitoutci1.jpg

That made me smile.

Amiralanal
01-17-2007, 04:18 AM
Is survived Per.

edit: new sig?