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Amiralanal
01-19-2007, 08:27 AM
http://www.nypost.com/seven/01182007/news/regionalnews/posh_shop_bids_for_bums_rush_regionalnews_mark_bul liet________and_hasani_gittens.htm

Did you guys hear about this one?
A Wealthy store owner sues a bum for 1,000,000 dollars because the bum was blocking his store window.

Whiplash
01-19-2007, 08:34 AM
Let me guess you where the bum.

Amiralanal
01-19-2007, 08:45 AM
yes. a bum with an internet connection

Amiralanal
01-20-2007, 08:23 AM
BUM p......

Grabbal
01-20-2007, 08:30 AM
Poor guy..

People should think before doing..

F@ BANKZ
01-20-2007, 08:30 AM
lol, that is pretty cool, i'd sure hate to be that bum, for many reasons: i'd have no money, be hugly in debt and i'd be you:p

Grabbal
01-20-2007, 10:28 AM
Who won the case? The bum or the store owner?

Before someone answers, i'll guys the bum..

Duskygrin
01-20-2007, 10:46 AM
Oh poor, poor guy! Just look at him! He looks so cute, so helpless, look at his skin, his eyes, his lost befuddled look & oh he makes me melt. You really have to wonder at the stupidity of that owner. Pressing charges against a vagrant? Who ever thought of that!

The man, with his beard, reminds me of Aqualung, you know, the song:

Sitting on a park bench --
eyeing ittle girls with bad intent.
Snot running down his nose --
greasy fingers smearing shabby clothes.
Drying in the cold sun --
Watching as the frilly panties run.
Feeling like a dead duck --
spitting out pieces of his broken luck.

Sun streaking cold --
an old man wandering lonely.
Taking time
the only way he knows.
Leg hurting bad,
as he bends to pick a dog-end --
he goes down to the bog
and warms his feet.

Feeling alone --
the army's up the rode
salvation à la mode and
a cup of tea.
Aqualung my friend --
don't start away uneasy
you poor old sod, you see, it's only me.
Do you still remember
December's foggy freeze --
when the ice that
clings on to your beard is
screaming agony.
And you snatch your rattling last breaths
with deep-sea-diver sounds,
and the flowers bloom like
madness in the spring.

mushi_999
01-20-2007, 02:46 PM
im on the store owners side, bums are useless and its there fault they are there. if they freeze i wouldnt care

Amiralanal
01-21-2007, 03:30 AM
you are an asshole

Whiplash
01-21-2007, 03:31 AM
And you call yourself the sweddish cum cannon. I don't know whats worse.

Amiralanal
01-21-2007, 04:10 AM
And you call yorself the sweddish cum cannon. I don't know whats worse.

A big load is a good thing

Whiplash
01-21-2007, 07:03 AM
Its pretty useless if you can't find anyone to put it in.

Amiralanal
01-21-2007, 07:19 AM
Its pretty useless if you can't find anyone to put it in.

What do you know about that?
Lucky for you that prostitution is legal in your country.

Whiplash
01-21-2007, 07:51 AM
Jealous???

I don't need prostitution. But i bet you are the kind of guy who would visit a prostitute.

Amiralanal
01-21-2007, 09:38 AM
Jealous???

I don't need prostitution. But i bet you are the kind of guy who would visit a prostitute.

what makes you think that?

Whiplash
01-21-2007, 12:32 PM
You make me think that.

Amiralanal
01-21-2007, 12:47 PM
You make me think that.

you make me think the same about you.