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Duskygrin
01-23-2007, 09:37 AM
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JoY
01-23-2007, 09:40 AM
did he ditch you & the kid, poor baby? *offers hug*

Whiplash
01-23-2007, 09:43 AM
Where the hell did that come from maria?

JohnnyNemesis
01-23-2007, 09:43 AM
I'm sufficiently surprised by this question.

The answer in my case is zero.

Whiplash
01-23-2007, 09:45 AM
Zero here to............I think.

Isolated Fury
01-23-2007, 09:46 AM
I, too, can be classified as a "zero."

But that doesn't mean I never wanted to. I want to be a dad...

Sin Studly
01-23-2007, 09:47 AM
Did you forget condoms or the pill?

Sin Studly
01-23-2007, 09:52 AM
Just wait till the British get online....

JohnnyNemesis
01-23-2007, 09:53 AM
But that doesn't mean I never wanted to. I want to be a dad...

Then you'll have to stop havin' anal sex with her, yo. lawlz :D

Whiplash
01-23-2007, 09:54 AM
Just wait till the British get online....


you crack me up.

Are all french people poor or are condoms just really hard to get by in france. I mean, Its not that hard to protect yourself.

Bazza
01-23-2007, 09:56 AM
Just wait till the British get online....
The pregnant chavs and fellow 14year old fathers haven't grasped the use of the internet yet.

Maria: For me zero

Isolated Fury
01-23-2007, 09:59 AM
Then you'll have to stop havin' anal sex with her, yo. lawlz :D
I'm being serious.

And thanks for the advice. Although, I don't need it anymore.

Whiplash
01-23-2007, 10:22 AM
I always wear the same underware for one whole week, Then i flip it insideout and wear it for another week.

Whiplash
01-23-2007, 10:29 AM
Spray on a little Jean Paul Gaultier and i smell fresh as daisy's.

Whiplash
01-23-2007, 10:33 AM
But i don't really need i never seem to smell bad no mather how mutch i sweat. But if there is one thing i hate its smelling bad , so JPG to the resque;)

JoY
01-23-2007, 12:00 PM
nono, I'm fine. I'm single atm. & it was just a question, no panic on board.

I was just kidding, babe.

I know two guys, who accidently got their girl knocked up. one moved in with her & are raising the baby together. (steady couple) the other was saved by the bell, because his girlfriend didn't tell him & she got a miscarriage. they weren't really together at the time anyway, so yeah.

wheelchairman
01-23-2007, 02:05 PM
I've never made a girl pregnant.

On the other hand I've always forgotten condoms. I'm a horrible horrible drunk man and very typical. :(

Also, I almost wrote "I've never married a condom"
Which reminds me, coming back from the cafe I almost texted Maartje "We'll be back in 6 months."

T-6005
01-23-2007, 02:21 PM
Never gotten a girl pregnant. A few scares but to my knowledge none of them panned out.

Of course, if they did I applaud the girl for not telling me and getting rid of it quietly in an alley.

Wolfbutter
01-23-2007, 02:31 PM
None, never done it before.

Sin Studly
01-23-2007, 06:04 PM
I guess liking the Offspring really does make you reproductively inviable.

Tizzalicious
01-24-2007, 12:56 AM
Which reminds me, coming back from the cafe I almost texted Maartje "We'll be back in 6 months."

Imagine the look on my face if you actually sent that.

:(

Camel Filters
01-24-2007, 01:04 AM
I made sweet love to 0 women.

Tizzalicious
01-24-2007, 01:05 AM
That's not very surprising.

JoY
01-24-2007, 02:02 AM
Imagine the look on my face if you actually sent that.

:(

exactly that was what made me laugh so loudly. you'd be like; "kldgsdj, WTF!" & then like ":o :confused: :( ".

Paint_It_Black
01-24-2007, 02:33 AM
Which reminds me, coming back from the cafe I almost texted Maartje "We'll be back in 6 months."

That gave me a serious case of the giggles. I have a weakness for that shit.


The answer for me, Maria, is zero.