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Sin Studly
01-25-2007, 12:43 AM
lolz, PPPWWWWNZ!

I was pretty drunk, yes. And if I get sent to Iraq or Afghanistan I'll totally desert. Better news is, I finally got a mobile phone, so all you fags can ring me up. Figure out your country codes, then ring 0420787180. Woot!

Isolated Fury
01-25-2007, 01:02 AM
"Trip Mobile. Where you at?"

Amiralanal
01-25-2007, 07:26 AM
lolz, PPPWWWWNZ!

I was pretty drunk, yes. And if I get sent to Iraq or Afghanistan I'll totally desert. Better news is, I finally got a mobile phone, so all you fags can ring me up. Figure out your country codes, then ring 0420787180. Woot!

artillery corps? whats their task?

Sinister
01-25-2007, 07:28 AM
I just might be tempted to call you from the nearest payphone for the hell of it.

the_offsprings_monkey
01-25-2007, 07:32 AM
artillery corps? whats their task?

I'm in the TA English version of that, and over here it's basicly weapons etc.

HornyPope
01-25-2007, 08:41 AM
Lol you do worse things when you're drunk than when you're on the shit.

HeadAroundU
01-25-2007, 10:17 AM
Attention! stand easy!

Charge an artillery! shot! *Abos are dead*

the_offsprings_monkey
01-25-2007, 10:31 AM
Fantastique! Can you shoot? I've always loved guys who can shoot well. Like Stallone in Cobra.

I am a pretty good shot, but there is a little problem with my sight. And I hope you mean shooting a gun and not a cannon!?

Paint_It_Black
01-25-2007, 02:54 PM
I finally got a mobile phone, so all you fags can ring me up.

How do you propose to make it worth my time?

Mota Boy
01-25-2007, 03:21 PM
Tell me when you'll be in the middle of a war zone. I wanna hear shit getting blown up in the background.

Sin Studly
01-25-2007, 05:57 PM
Okay, now give advice on what the fuck I should do to weasel my way out of this. This is just fucking ridiculous.

Paint_It_Black
01-25-2007, 06:02 PM
Is it actually legal to sign up while intoxicated? Is there a possible way out there?

Sin Studly
01-25-2007, 06:03 PM
I don't know. There was a big cannon at the recruiting stand and I was like "LOLZ CANNON AWESOME!" and signed up. That should have hinted to them not to let me....

Paint_It_Black
01-25-2007, 06:09 PM
Threaten to tell the media they intentionally signed someone who was obviously intoxicated. They might care.

Sin Studly
01-25-2007, 06:11 PM
How the fuck was I supposed to know there was a war going on. :(

Paint_It_Black
01-25-2007, 06:14 PM
Just be a man and go kill some Muslims.

T-6005
01-25-2007, 06:20 PM
Get a doctor to declare you unfit for service.

HornyPope
01-25-2007, 07:59 PM
You have corps in Australia? What happened to regimental combat?

SkunkIt
01-25-2007, 08:09 PM
I heard that if you have tattoos, the army herewon't take you, unless you remove them, I don't know if that's true there for the artillery corps. You could also try breaking a bone, but that would only work for a little while.
You could also try what PIB said, it might work...might.

WebDudette
01-25-2007, 08:17 PM
I highly doubt that is true.
Loose a foot or finger, claim to have a heart disease.

Sin Studly
01-25-2007, 08:23 PM
You have corps in Australia? What happened to regimental combat?

The Corps is split into regiments, naturally.