View Full Version : If a dealer cheats you at Faro....

Sin Studly
01-25-2007, 10:18 PM
... do you think it should be within your rights to shoot him dead?

01-25-2007, 10:20 PM
only kenny rogers knows answers to ridiculous questions like that.

01-26-2007, 03:53 AM
I'd do the only thing a civilized gentleman could.

01-26-2007, 03:59 AM
The problem, Maria, is that presumes that both parties are civilized gentlemen. The cheating varmint wouldn't show up to a scheduled duel.

Sin Studly
01-26-2007, 04:44 AM
It's cool to be a gentleman. One grim frown & the vermins cower.

Yeah, cower. That's right. Or "bumrush you, kick the shit out of you and leave you in a gutter bleeding all over your single-breasted Versace". Either way...

01-26-2007, 05:22 AM
shoot him where there's more people (saloon or out on the street).

01-26-2007, 06:00 AM
I'll counter that by stating that a civilized gentleman does not lower himself by shooting a cheating varmint. I think it is deemed "demeaning". But they are allowed to rough them up, first.

"Roughing them up" is more barbaric. A quick, clean execution is the civilized way to go. Simply dispose of the varmint and retrieve what is yours.

Sin Studly
01-26-2007, 06:19 AM
Yeah, or I could cry like a whimpering coward and beg for my life, before shooting the varmint in the back after he turns away in disgust.

Either way ; if a dealer cheats you in Faro, you have the right to shoot him. Fuck liberalism.

Mota Boy
01-26-2007, 07:59 AM
Revenge is a dish best served cold.

Sin Studly
01-26-2007, 08:02 AM
That's premeditated murder. Plus, folks don't take kindly to people who don't shoot a crooked dealer from the get-go. They'll think you're yeller.

01-26-2007, 08:25 AM
Maria's sense of class consciousness has been the most consistent source of comedy on this BBS.

Sin Studly
01-26-2007, 09:31 AM
Australia is the world's only true classless society. No class whatso-fucking-ever.