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JohnnyNemesis
01-27-2007, 11:12 AM
http://www.offspring.com/forums/memberlist.php?&order=DESC&sort=posts&pp=30

Sweet jesus. Pelt me with insults on how pathetic I am.

Lodat225
01-27-2007, 11:13 AM
Holy shit. My old account is still on the first page.

JohnnyNemesis
01-27-2007, 11:14 AM
You just made me look a whole lot better, my friend!

Dear General Chat moderators: Please insert another 'goddamn' after 'life' in this thread's title. Thanks.

Endymion
01-27-2007, 11:15 AM
johnny = failtastic.

Grabbal
01-27-2007, 11:17 AM
Holy shit. My old account is still on the first page.

which was that again?!?!

Lodat225
01-27-2007, 11:19 AM
[Warning] Nimrod In Town.

Grabbal
01-27-2007, 11:20 AM
[Warning] Nimrod In Town.

Why did you bother starting a new one??

Mannen som blev en gris
01-27-2007, 11:22 AM
Woah, Little Miss has been posting a lot lately. Iirc she used to be right above/below me. Although, I've pretty much stopped posting as well.

About 1,000 of my posts are in SWOYM. :O

Lodat225
01-27-2007, 11:22 AM
I forgot the password.

:(

JohnnyNemesis
01-27-2007, 11:25 AM
johnny = failtastic.

True, but in a serendipitious turn of events:


[Warning] Nimrod In Town.


About 1,000 of my posts are in SWOYM. :O

I now feel much better about myself.

Grabbal
01-27-2007, 11:26 AM
I forgot the password.

:(

lol..

This site should have a "forgot your password" thingie then..

Mannen som blev en gris
01-27-2007, 11:27 AM
It does...

Grabbal
01-27-2007, 11:27 AM
It does...

Did it have it back then??

Lodat225
01-27-2007, 11:28 AM
It does. But i can't remember what e-mail it was.

wheelchairman
01-27-2007, 11:39 AM
I'm still impressed that Dave is number one even though he didn't post for like...6 months. Thank God wow came to save him from the big 20000.

JoY
01-27-2007, 11:39 AM
Ricky, I remember you catching up with me, checking if you already did quite some time ago & giggling about the fact that you did.

Tizzalicious
01-27-2007, 11:41 AM
Stop spamming :(

JohnnyNemesis
01-27-2007, 11:42 AM
Dear General Chat moderators: Please insert another 'goddamn' after 'life' in this thread's title. Thanks.

Erm, just change the thread title to "Dear Offspring BBS: My goddamn life is a goddamn mess", plzthx?

And yeah Isa Isa, I can't believe I did. It means that my goddamn life is a goddamn mess. And Per, I've been thinking about that for awhile. It's a little scary.

XYlophonetreeZ
01-27-2007, 11:58 AM
Erm, just change the thread title to "Dear Offspring BBS: My goddamn life is a goddamn mess", plzthx?

No! "My goddamn life goddamn is a mess" is so much better!

And yes. It really, really is. :) .

0r4ng3
01-27-2007, 11:59 AM
Yeah, anyone in the top 5 there is a total loser.

*shifty eyes*

JohnnyNemesis
01-27-2007, 11:59 AM
Stop spamming :(

Stop dating pre-pubescent boys :( (lawlz!)


No! "My goddamn life goddamn is a mess" is so much better!

And yes. It really, really is. :) .

Fine, I suppose the masses have spoken (sadz am I!)

EDIT: lawlz, I win; thanks.

nieh
01-27-2007, 12:39 PM
Did Ruroken really have that many posts? Wasn't he only really active for a few months? And who the fuck is offspring_freak_3?
Anyone that has more posts than me is a loser by default.

JoY
01-27-2007, 12:40 PM
no noodz for you! *angry stare from angry Dutch woman*

nieh
01-27-2007, 12:42 PM
I'm sorry. I actually meant everyone with more posts than me that isn't Dutch and angry at me is a loser by default. And you being an angry Dutch woman is very far from your goal of becoming an angry Chinese man. One step closer than earlier though!

JoY
01-27-2007, 12:43 PM
I know! now I just have to become Chinese.. & male. shouldn't be a problem, right?

nieh
01-27-2007, 12:46 PM
It should be simple enough but I'm not so sure the world wants you to become a man.

JoY
01-27-2007, 12:49 PM
then I'll start with becoming Chinese. if it turns out bad, I can always still decide to become a man anyway.

wheelchairman
01-27-2007, 12:58 PM
Yeah, anyone in the top 5 there is a total loser.

*shifty eyes*

Well soon you'll be replacing me.

Tizzalicious
01-27-2007, 12:59 PM
Stop dating pre-pubescent boys :( (lawlz!)





You just can't stand that you're too old for me!

JoY
01-27-2007, 01:00 PM
Well soon you'll be replacing me.

you'd like that, wouldn't you?

0r4ng3, stop posting immediately! Per may not be kicked out of the top-five nerds with trillions of posts!

Jebus
01-27-2007, 01:01 PM
Tizz, what's Coke_a_holic doing in your avatar?


oh

JoY
01-27-2007, 01:04 PM
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!

sorry, couldn't help myself. *is still giggling*

Tizzalicious
01-27-2007, 01:32 PM
Tizz, what's Coke_a_holic doing in your avatar?


oh

You don't like my faux 'fro?

killer_queen
01-27-2007, 04:11 PM
Justin would beat all of you if he still had his tripboy posts.

I still don't understand how I'm not on the first page because sometimes I feel like I spend all my life for posting here.

Original prankstA
01-27-2007, 06:08 PM
third page, hooray!

0r4ng3
01-27-2007, 06:11 PM
I don't normally say gay shit like this but...
I call bullshit.

mrconeman
01-27-2007, 06:22 PM
I'm on page one, fags.

XYlophonetreeZ
01-27-2007, 08:08 PM
I'm ranked #76. In between Maria and that stupid "other" Trip Boy with the Amber Bock avatar.

Original prankstA
01-27-2007, 08:41 PM
fourth page because I rockk

it's rokk .

Lodat225
01-27-2007, 09:08 PM
Page 6 is where it's at.

calichix
01-27-2007, 09:11 PM
I'm still under 1,000. Thank God.

0r4ng3
01-27-2007, 09:15 PM
If I wasn't such a retarded n00blet back in 2005, my post count wouldn't be way up in the 12-thousands.

Holy hell. 2005. It sure has been a while. Wow.

SkunkIt
01-27-2007, 09:27 PM
Ha ha, I also post too much.

ninthlayer
01-27-2007, 11:26 PM
Pages two and five, gross. I miss my shorter username.

Vera
01-28-2007, 04:03 AM
Endy, I'm right behind you, and I'm armed.

I wanted more Ricky emoez from this thread. What a disappointment.

HeadAroundU
01-28-2007, 08:07 AM
Madame Gulsah is right behind me! YAY

Endymion
01-28-2007, 09:35 AM
Endy, I'm right behind you, and I'm armed.

feel free to mount me any time.

TheUnholyNightbringer
01-28-2007, 10:15 AM
I'm still impressed that Dave is number one even though he didn't post for like...6 months. Thank God wow came to save him from the big 20000.

I want to protest and say that I started college, and I had a lot of work. Which is actually true, though it only accounts for about 10% of the reason.

Question is, is it more lame that I have loads of posts here, or that I stopped posting to play Warcraft?

Ricky, I'm so glad you and I are the top people. Let's be lame together.

And by that I mean, lame in the butt.

wheelchairman
01-28-2007, 10:24 AM
Don't worry, you were also travelling and stuff too. It's just funnier the way I explained it. ;)

TheUnholyNightbringer
01-28-2007, 10:26 AM
I love the way you use 2 weeks in Canada to excuse 6 months of absence XD I love you Per!

wheelchairman
01-28-2007, 10:30 AM
Well I remember you leaving for Canada. And then you never came back. It's the natural explanation... :p

TheUnholyNightbringer
01-28-2007, 10:32 AM
Haha, I was kidnapped by the French Canadians. I'm writing this frm the bottom of a very deep pit.

Seriously though, you're quite right - I don't believe I'm still top of the list. If I could go back to the time of my oobsessive posting and re-examine my life, I would.

JoY
01-28-2007, 10:32 AM
Canada ate Dave?:( :(

wheelchairman
01-28-2007, 10:34 AM
Well we've all spent time at the top of the list at some point or another. You've just stayed there the longest. With still a 1500 post lead. Hopefully Johnny will pass you soon.

TheUnholyNightbringer
01-28-2007, 10:34 AM
I wish I could have stayed, trust me. Bustling, beautiful Montreal is preferable to the facking West Midlands any day. There was just the tiny issue of not speaking French or having any money.

Per, no chance! I've been king of the lame-asses for too long to be usurped now!

nieh
01-28-2007, 10:36 AM
Maybe sometime later this year Canada will end up eating me too.

Mota Boy
01-28-2007, 10:45 AM
I wish I could have stayed, trust me. Bustling, beautiful Montreal is preferable to the facking West Midlands any day. There was just the tiny issue of not speaking French or having any money. Come to the US. We've got both English AND money. Plus, we're always looking for a few good men.

TheUnholyNightbringer
01-28-2007, 10:48 AM
I quite liked San Fransisco when I was there. If I had to live abroad, it'd probably be there.

Then again, it'd be expensive shipping you all over to live in my private purpose-built BBS castle.

JoY
01-28-2007, 10:55 AM
Maybe sometime later this year Canada will end up eating me too.

noess!!:(

have you & your friends made plans yet?

nieh
01-28-2007, 11:11 AM
No, but I'm seeing friend #1 and possibly friend #2 later tonight so I can discuss it with them.

WebDudette
06-09-2007, 03:40 AM
I would like to bump this thread to inform Ricky that he has the most amount of posts. Congratulations or something... I guess.

HeadAroundU
06-09-2007, 03:45 AM
*waiting for 'Harnum' to say: post account doesn't matter*

Vera
06-09-2007, 03:50 AM
Awesome, I'm totally in an Endy-Richard sandwich there. Hawtttt.

Omni
06-09-2007, 04:05 AM
If I wasn't such a retarded n00blet back in 2005, my post count wouldn't be way up in the 12-thousands.

Holy hell. 2005. It sure has been a while. Wow.

Ha, I remember when you use to type all of your posts in orange text. For like for first 100 posts or so, anyway.

All About Eve
06-09-2007, 07:07 AM
Lawl, I'm on top of Valerie.

0r4ng3
06-09-2007, 07:31 AM
I actually noticed the shift in post-count mastery a few days ago, but I wasn't sure how to say it. I guess bumping this thread does the trick.

nieh
06-09-2007, 07:32 AM
I find it strange that I don't recognize some of the people on the front page which means they must be from GOD. How is it possible to make that many posts about the Offspring?

Lodat225
06-09-2007, 08:07 AM
Holy shit. My old account is still on the first page.

This still remains true.

HeadAroundU
06-09-2007, 08:27 AM
SunnyNiehAroundME! weeeeooo! That's like ideal sandwitch. :D

If Justin will keep 19 posts a day...

JohnnyNemesis
06-09-2007, 09:41 AM
I would like to bump this thread to inform Ricky that he has the most amount of posts. Congratulations or something... I guess.

I almost bumped this yesterday, but decided not to.

My goddamn life is a goddamn mess :(


SunnyNiehAroundME! weeeeooo! That's like ideal sandwitch. :D

I love HAU.

Harnum
06-09-2007, 10:59 AM
*waiting for 'Harnum' to say: post account doesn't matter*

OMG! Post countz dont matr!

sKratch
06-09-2007, 11:18 AM
I just realized from that list that Sarah's title is foxeratrix and I highly approve.

There also seems to be a sharp drop in post count between the top 7 or so and the rest. You freaking losars ;[ Bitches I ain't even on the first paaaaage.

BREAK
06-09-2007, 11:46 AM
Great, I'm down there with a bunch of fucking nobodies like "ninth", "SicN Twisted" and "intothevalleyofdeath". No more hope for better days.

Lodat225
06-09-2007, 12:02 PM
Break? Never heard of it.

Lodat225
06-09-2007, 12:05 PM
I'm between two nobodies.

JoY
06-09-2007, 04:51 PM
oh lookie, I'm still third top poster. imagine that, I haven't even really posted in weeks!

WebDudette
06-09-2007, 06:19 PM
As I typed this I was between mrconeman and Lars. But since I am tied with mrconeman I will pass him as soon as I enter this post (assuming he doesn't post between now and then). I will then be stuck between Lodat and mrconeman. I'm sad to see you go Lars :(.

XYlophonetreeZ
06-09-2007, 06:58 PM
I am the 80th biggest loser on this BBS.

ZagmenO
06-09-2007, 07:52 PM
Because I changed my email addy, I'm not even on that list anymore! :eek: I took advantage of that by turning on invisible mode and now I'm like a ghost member or something. ;);)

Omni
06-10-2007, 04:01 AM
I've been here since 2004, and I haven't even gotten 700 posts yet.

Harnum
06-10-2007, 07:27 AM
I'm on the 7th page or something. I don't know who I'm in between..

EDIT: Rye and Inshane. I've never heard of either.

Betty
06-10-2007, 10:12 PM
Still hangin' on on page two...

coke_a_holic
06-10-2007, 10:50 PM
I'm on the 7th page or something. I don't know who I'm in between..

EDIT: Rye and Inshane. I've never heard of either.

You've definitely heard of Rye.

NotTheOne_NL
06-11-2007, 04:20 AM
I'm on the 16th page, pfwew!, i'm luckally not a total loser!! lol :D :D

Harnum
06-11-2007, 03:14 PM
You've just reached 17,000 my friend. (http://www.offspring.com/forums/memberlist.php?&order=DESC&sort=posts&pp=30)

Rag Doll
06-11-2007, 03:24 PM
i'm right under sean. yeah baby.

Andy
06-11-2007, 04:00 PM
I'm on top. Helluva sandwich there.

Harnum
06-11-2007, 04:03 PM
You're wrong, Andy. With that post you boosted ahead of Bloodstains and now It's a bloodyseansam sandwich. Appealing?

Jakebert
06-11-2007, 04:10 PM
Dammit, I'm only on page 3. TIME TO SPAM!

Nah, too lazy.

Andy
06-11-2007, 04:10 PM
I'll make way

That was answering to Harnum, obviously...

Harnum
06-11-2007, 04:11 PM
I bet that's how Lodat got that account up on the first page. Spammage...

Andy, now you're 2 posts ahead. Man, you never learn...

Jakebert
06-11-2007, 04:13 PM
Well, yeah. Most spam accounts are spam accounts because of the gigantic amount of worthless posts.

Harnum
06-11-2007, 04:16 PM
Yeah, I guess that was kind of an obvious explanation. It was Lodat's account. His spam history is immense.

Harnum
06-11-2007, 05:36 PM
On a totally unrelated note, this is my 1,000th post. Just 16,001 behind Rick. Watch your back, son!

TheUnholyNightbringer
06-11-2007, 06:13 PM
My entire sense of masculinity has been shattered. Cue for me to become a raging alcoholic.

Jakebert
06-11-2007, 07:06 PM
I hope that's also a cue for the drunk posting thread to become more interesting.

Lodat225
06-11-2007, 07:19 PM
I bet that's how Lodat got that account up on the first page. Spammage...

Andy, now you're 2 posts ahead. Man, you never learn...

Hellz yeah. I spammed like crazy.

Offspring-Junkie
06-12-2007, 01:42 AM
I'm on page 17. Is that good or bad?:confused:

T-6005
06-12-2007, 05:54 AM
I'm on page 17. Is that good or bad?:confused:
You care too much. Be more punx.

All About Eve
06-12-2007, 08:00 AM
My entire sense of masculinity has been shattered. Cue for me to become a raging alcoholic.

I didn't realize your sense of masculinity was shattered so long ago:eek::confused:

Ninty Man
06-12-2007, 07:13 PM
Holy fucking crap

Offspring-Junkie
06-13-2007, 03:15 AM
You care too much. Be more punx.

lol, yeah, you're right.:D But man, I just had to write something about it.

TBD
06-13-2007, 03:23 AM
My comp just said harddrive failure imminent when I started up for the first time.

H1T_That
06-13-2007, 03:17 PM
I'm near the bottom of page 2.

My post count needs uppage.