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noodlesfan
01-29-2007, 03:00 PM
Dear Auntie Sin,
I shaved my pubes, and now there's irritating stubble and infected hairs, how do I stop the itching?

Lodat225
01-29-2007, 04:13 PM
Put on some lotion. I do that to my itchy skin.

Wait, why would you shave your pubic hair?

0r4ng3
01-29-2007, 04:14 PM
Lotion? Bah!

Steel wool and rubbing alcohol always do the trick. Go on, try it.

Edit: If there's no rubbing alcohol, citrus (grapefruit, lemon, lime, etc) juice works just fine too.

Lodat225
01-29-2007, 04:16 PM
I'm a pussy, so lotion works for me.

Cocoa lotion. :(

noodlesfan
01-29-2007, 04:27 PM
piss-off all you non-auntie sin folks, I want some real life-lessons.

Lodat225
01-29-2007, 04:30 PM
Hahahaha, you want life lessons?

Don't shave your pubs.

noodlesfan
01-29-2007, 04:30 PM
please end your existence.

Lodat225
01-29-2007, 04:31 PM
Any advice on how?

noodlesfan
01-29-2007, 04:33 PM
I think the Gravediggaz said it best:

So you wanna die commit suicide
Dial 1 800 Cyanide line
Far as life yo it ain't worth it
Put a rope around your neck and jerk it
The trick didn't work
Your life was fucked up from the first day of birth
After watching Jackie Gleason walk into a precinct
Gun down the captain for no fucking reason
And get some LSD or a drink from the bar
Get behind your wheel and crash the car
Like Desert Storm, got bombs for the war
confront an alligator, let it eat ya raw
Back to the function, riding the caboose to hell
BZZZZZT touched the third rail.
You fucked up chicken, now you just got fried
Cause it's a suicide

Hey you little rich kid, what's your beef?
Come and tell the Grym Reaper all of your grief
You asked for a Benz and you only got a Jeep
Your pop's got endz, but yo he's mad cheap
Maybe you're a bastard child you think
Mom and dad are white and you're dark as ink
Maybe you're Sicilian with a tan
But you hate lasagna and the pizza man
Now you stand on the grave digga locked and
You're singing the blues about the rough life you've got
Not
You don't wanna live no more
I guess you're really ready for the grave yard tour
When you get home just fill up your windows and you doors
Turn your oven on high for about four hours
Light you a blunt, kiss your ass goodbye
You gassed yourself 'cause it's a suicide

Six fucking devils stepped up playing brave God
Had the fucking nerve to try and enta my grave yard
I'm the Ryzarector, be my sacrafice
Commit suicide and I'll bring you back to life
The first was convinced
Stuck a water hose in his mouth at full blast so his head can explode
Second said hmmmm that's good but I can top it
Put an ax up to his head and then he chopped it
Blood shot out in every direction
The rest didn't know what to do, I made suggestions
Put a slug in your mug, overdose on a drug
Wet your hair stick a knife in the plug
Or be like Richard Pryor set your balls on fire
Better yet go hang yourself with a barbed wire
Three and Four fell deep into spell and
Ran to the zoo, locked themselves in a lion's den
Number Five said it ain't worth being alive
Smoked a dust suede, mixed it with cynaide
The only one to escape was number Six
He went home
Sat in the tub and slit his wrists
Yeah, more graves to dig. Goodbye

________________

Pick one.

Lodat225
01-29-2007, 04:35 PM
When you get home just fill up your windows and you doors
Turn your oven on high for about four hours
Light you a blunt, kiss your ass goodbye
You gassed yourself 'cause it's a suicide

That one sounds nice. Thanks ! :)

SkunkIt
01-29-2007, 04:39 PM
NoodlesFan, have you stooped to my level of sense of (dry) humor?

Sin Studly
01-29-2007, 04:41 PM
Just keep shaving them, it'll stop itching and getting infected after about a month of regular shaving.

noodlesfan
01-29-2007, 06:24 PM
Just keep shaving them, it'll stop itching and getting infected after about a month of regular shaving.

I am forever grateful.

adombomb222
01-29-2007, 08:01 PM
Why would you shave your pubs? And as zag said, would that be painful, wouldn't you be worried to cut something down there!?! Oh my god how would you live with a razor cut around there on the sack or the rod? God that's horrible!

Sin Studly
01-29-2007, 09:16 PM
Quit being pansy faggots.

SkunkIt
01-29-2007, 09:21 PM
Why would you shave your pubs? And as zag said, would that be painful, wouldn't you be worried to cut something down there!?! Oh my god how would you live with a razor cut around there on the sack or the rod? God that's horrible!

Did you know that skin can heal? :o

noodlesfan
01-30-2007, 07:27 AM
Only sissy-kicking fagots are afraid to put a razor on their testicles.

Whiplash
01-30-2007, 07:42 AM
*sigh*


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adombomb222
01-30-2007, 07:46 AM
But whats the point? So when you rape someone they won't find your pubs? (Good job one thing down, now you've only got 100 other things of evidence to get rid of.)

Whiplash
01-30-2007, 07:47 AM
Many girls like it better without pubes.;)

Sin Studly
01-30-2007, 07:49 AM
It makes your crotch more sensitive, it feels generally better in all seasons except summer, and ladies prefer to suck on shaved junk than get hair in their teeth. Fool.

noodlesfan
01-30-2007, 07:51 AM
It's too hot in Florida, they get itchy with the hair.

Whiplash
01-30-2007, 07:52 AM
It makes your crotch more sensitive, it feels generally better in all seasons except summer, and ladies prefer to suck on shaved junk than get hair in their teeth. Fool.



Thats kinda what i was trying to say.:o

noodlesfan
01-30-2007, 07:57 AM
I think everyone here with balls agrees that shaving is the way to go.

Zeall
01-30-2007, 08:16 AM
But whats the point? So when you rape someone they won't find your pubs? (Good job one thing down, now you've only got 100 other things of evidence to get rid of.)

funniest typo i've seen in a while


I think everyone here with balls agrees that shaving is the way to go.

Trimming yes, full on shave, maybe not

JohnnyNemesis
01-30-2007, 08:17 AM
I don't think it's a typo since he spelled it about a million times in this thread alone.

Okay, maybe only twice. But it's still probably not a typo.

noodlesfan
01-30-2007, 02:23 PM
Aww fuck, the police found the Irish Pub I keep in my pants, now they'll know it was me.

khaaaaan
01-30-2007, 03:25 PM
Smooth is the way to go.

noodlesfan
01-31-2007, 07:27 AM
I am forever the slave to that wonderful Australian, smooth and less irritated already.

el_monkey
01-31-2007, 01:43 PM
alc aftershave