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Duskygrin
02-02-2007, 06:48 PM
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mrconeman
02-02-2007, 06:51 PM
I actually removed the one I told you about, but it generally went something like...

"Hello? yeah...hey, wait one second...........*beep*". Y'know to make the person think I've answered and had to do something before I could talk, I'm sure a few more people will have similar ones.

Un-original but the voice messages I get are hilarious.
"*End of a word they were saying before the beep*..what was that?...hello?.....hello?...you bastard"

ninthlayer
02-02-2007, 06:59 PM
Kevin Spacey: Well what do you think should happen? What would be a fair sentence?
Matthew McConaughey: Objection!
Kevin Spacey: Do you think they should deserve to die?
Matthew McConaughey: Don't answer that Carl Lee!
Kevin Spacey: Do you think they should deserve to die?
Samuel Jackon: Yes, they deserved to die and I hope they burn in hell!

Original prankstA
02-02-2007, 07:17 PM
I just scream for a few seconds.

Lodat225
02-02-2007, 07:42 PM
F-A-I-L.

Anyway, i just have the woman speak for me. Too troublesome.

Lodat225
02-02-2007, 07:45 PM
I know right? I mean, only intelligent people could answer a simple question as this one. I mean, yeah.

nameless
02-02-2007, 07:45 PM
many years ago when i got my first mobile i used to have the americana intro. i just use the standard one that comes with the phone now though!

mrconeman
02-02-2007, 07:48 PM
I know right? I mean, only intelligent people could answer a simple question as this one. I mean, yeah.
If you remove the obvious sarcasm from this post, I would ask, "then why the hell are you answering?"

But as it was sarcastic, I'll say yeah, only the moderately intelligent will answer it properly, as you proved in your last post.

RickyCrack
02-02-2007, 07:50 PM
"Can you please stop yelling?"

"No I can't stop yelling, because that's how a talk! Aint you seen my movies?! Juice!? That was a good one! Deep Blue Sea? They ate me! A fucking shark ate me!? Drink Bitch! Jurassic Park!?"

ninthlayer
02-02-2007, 07:55 PM
"Can you please stop yelling?"

"No I can't stop yelling, because that's how a talk! Aint you seen my movies?! Juice!? That was a good one! Deep Blue Sea? They ate me! A fucking shark ate me!? Drink Bitch! Jurassic Park!?"
Your message goes on forever and I never wait it out to say anything. I bet Ruthzz loves it.


I don't understand American 20 year-olds. --> RC + NL
Uh, we like Sammy J. Like, a lot.

0r4ng3
02-02-2007, 07:56 PM
Inspired by rickycrack and ninthlayer, I'm thinking of making mine "English, motherfucker, do you speak it?!". As of now, I think it's the default. I don't even remember.

RickyCrack
02-02-2007, 07:59 PM
Your message goes on forever and I never wait it out to say anything. I bet Ruthzz loves it.

This way only really important messages make me check my voicemail. And you know as well as anybody that I've dealt with the hag in a responsible manner.

leo3375
02-02-2007, 08:19 PM
"Hello, you've reached {right, like you're gonna find out my real name} and {My Real Name} Creative. I can't take your call right now, but please leave your name, number, and message after the beep."

ninthlayer
02-02-2007, 08:24 PM
And you know as well as anybody that I've dealt with the hag in a responsible manner.
More responsibly than I would have.

RickyCrack
02-02-2007, 08:29 PM
More responsibly than I would have.

Yea the "Bitch you gotta go home now" move was classy as fuck. Followed by endless unanswered fone calls and endless myspace messages that i never replied to.

Lizardus
02-02-2007, 08:34 PM
"Stop calling!"
The welcome message on my cellphone: "I feel used."

ninthlayer
02-02-2007, 08:34 PM
Well hello, dears.
I think you are both pretty/badass as well, probably more so than I.

On another note, I mis Ericgervais tons and tons. :'(
I like how your name is one word.

RickyCrack
02-02-2007, 08:36 PM
I aint messin with no cruella deville.

And i got that after Kelsey and Kristianzzzzz left her a comment against my will. The response was instantanious.

ninthlayer
02-02-2007, 08:42 PM
KKR Killaz, avoid them like the plague*


*AIDS

adombomb222
02-02-2007, 08:45 PM
I donít know what mine says, I believe its along the lines of "Hey you've reached Zach, I'm apparently not answering my phone right now, leave a message and I'll call you back when I get to it. *BEEP*... TO LEAVE A CALL BACK NUMBER PRESS ONE NOW... ...*BEEP*."

Original prankstA
02-02-2007, 08:45 PM
for the first page: im not kidding, I honestley scream four like for seconds, and that's my whole answering machine. I should change it, it's one of the more stupid things I've done.

khaaaaan
02-03-2007, 02:31 AM
"Hi, this is Phillip. Please leve a message after the beep."

Very uncreative:o

Nina
02-03-2007, 04:47 AM
I hate answering machines! Mine is thankfully switched off.

Grabbal
02-03-2007, 04:56 AM
We don't have one, and I don't know anyone who does..

Mota Boy
02-03-2007, 07:48 AM
I don't know if I even have one. I may have gotten my sister to do it.

My friend's got a pretty good one, however. "Hi, you've reached Joe's cell. I'm not in my cell at the moment, but if you leave a message..."

Original prankstA
02-03-2007, 08:04 AM
It's one of the stupid things you usually do, rather.

No, I only did it once, so usually is out of the question.