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Unsanctioned
02-02-2007, 10:16 PM
Some of you might remember me, the guy who was dating (and then married to) this wonderful girl, had a job as a treeworker, used illegal ammunition in my Marlin .308; that sort of thing.

Anyway, my wife of about two years, Fiona (known as he is mine on the offspring boards) was put to rest on october 28, 2006. The cause of death was..... put it this way- (WARNING-some may find the following to be somewhat disturbing) the OFFICIAL incident report reads something like "At 1602 hours on 10-19-2006, "FKB" (her initials) discharged a .50 Bronze-Hardened slug from a Nemesis 3 handgun into her abdomen.
As of 1604, FKB was declared deceased."

She left me with 2 kids, fond memories, and a lifetime of greif.

ninthlayer
02-02-2007, 10:27 PM
You spelled grief incorrectly.

JUST THOUGHT YOU SHOULD KNOW BUDDY, GG ON YR DEAD WIFE.

RickyCrack
02-02-2007, 10:30 PM
*I get on my knees and blow a load on Ninth harder than a shotgun blast to the face.

ninthlayer
02-02-2007, 10:32 PM
I bet she was pissed because she only had one piece of Nemesis before TBC came out and made it worthless.

GG ON YR ONY SCRUB GUILD, GO BACK 2 MC NUBLETS!

RickyCrack
02-02-2007, 10:35 PM
She must've been a mage to get one shotted like that.

ninthlayer
02-02-2007, 10:37 PM
Prolly affliction/destruction specced, only 'locks can wear Nemesis and demo 'locks have way too much health to get the one shot.

RickyCrack
02-02-2007, 10:39 PM
Obviously this warlock got oneshotted by a really lucky aimed shot from a hunter. Nerf beastial wrath.

ninthlayer
02-02-2007, 10:41 PM
Prolly a ZHC PoM Pyro arc mage.

RickyCrack
02-02-2007, 10:46 PM
Autotopsy revealed no burn marks. Only a thorium shell. This hunter worked alone. I watch csi.

ninthlayer
02-02-2007, 10:47 PM
Uh, the ownage was actually brought by a bronze shell. Read the case file.

RickyCrack
02-02-2007, 10:50 PM
Damn, this hunter must've been using hax or exploits. He didn't even need a headshot! His attack power must be insane!

ninthlayer
02-02-2007, 10:52 PM
Trinketz and Marks/Survival spec.

RickyCrack
02-02-2007, 10:54 PM
She never stood a chance. You have my deepest empathies original poster guy.

nieh
02-02-2007, 11:33 PM
Does the report imply it was intentional or an accident? Anyway, after reading this:

the OFFICIAL incident report reads...
it leaves me thinking you know something they don't. Did you shoot her on accident again and make it look like she did it herself?

Sin Studly
02-03-2007, 12:24 AM
lol, your wife is dead.

Lodat225
02-03-2007, 09:18 AM
Suicide ?

wheelchairman
02-03-2007, 09:21 AM
Were you the guy I kept trying to convince to have an abortion?

Cause then yeah, I remember you.

Ooh my little pretty one, pretty one.
When you gonna give me some time, Fiona?
Ooh you make my motor run, my motor run.
Gun it comin' off the line Fiona
Never gonna stop, give it up.
Such a dirty mind. Always get it up for the touch
of the younger kind. My my my i yi woo. M M M My Fiona...

Mannen som blev en gris
02-03-2007, 09:30 AM
Wait, you got married when you were 17? And now, when you're 19, you have two kids and a dead wife? Ouch.

Also, how come it says that this guy has 6 posts, but when you click on the "Find all posts by" thing, he's got 248? That confused me.

Italia311
02-03-2007, 10:57 AM
October 28th, 2006??? Bah...that old news...

calichix
02-03-2007, 12:03 PM
that's really not something you should post in a public forum. you're just begging for insensitivity.

Forza
02-03-2007, 12:17 PM
What's the 3 piece nemesis set bonus again?

Endymion
02-03-2007, 12:45 PM
that's really not something you should post in a public forum. you're just begging for insensitivity.

yeah, you know, assuming it's true.

which i doubt.

T-6005
02-03-2007, 01:42 PM
Alright. Go away.

the_GoDdEsS
02-03-2007, 02:42 PM
From what I've seen he and 'his wife' have been making weird threads like these about the deaths of family members. Last time like her sister got stabbed or something. Somehow it does not seem very believable. Really, why posting such a thing here, after three months.