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spunXtain
02-06-2007, 06:42 PM
CUZ ID B N JAIL 4 KILLIN DA MOTHA FUKER THAT KILLED U!

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WE TRUE FRIENDS
WE RIDE TOGETHER
WE DIE TOGETHER

Sinister
02-06-2007, 06:47 PM
What the fuck ?

0r4ng3
02-06-2007, 06:49 PM
Once and offspringer, always an offspringer.

neocon58
02-06-2007, 06:54 PM
fuckin' thugz fo lyf baby

Stranger With Candy
02-06-2007, 11:14 PM
That gun in your signature looks pretty fucked up.

Camel Filters
02-06-2007, 11:43 PM
I can feel the love.

el_monkey
02-07-2007, 12:32 AM
outlaw killer on the ride until I die

the_GoDdEsS
02-07-2007, 01:00 AM
Reminded me of the gun obsessed guy who recently posted his wife died. Just an observation. But this was lame.

Mota Boy
02-07-2007, 01:22 AM
What if it was a suicide? Then could you make the funeral?

Jakebert
02-07-2007, 04:30 AM
Wait, so you're threatening people on a BBS with an internet gun?

I'll bet your e-penis is small and you're overcompensating.

Apathy
02-07-2007, 05:57 AM
no, no.

He's actually saying that he'd kill whomever killed you. So it's not a threat. It's just angry typing.

Whiplash
02-07-2007, 05:59 AM
He's one messed up puppy alright.

T-6005
02-07-2007, 11:19 AM
What if they didn't know who killed you?

endlesst0m
02-07-2007, 11:30 AM
I hate it when there's people that I sorta know in school, but not that great, and I say hi to them one time, but after that I avoid them, because you can't just keep saying hi everyday without actually having any conversations with them. I don't know why, but you just can't.

F@ BANKZ
02-07-2007, 12:26 PM
What's worse is when people try talking to you and you don't even know their name even when you've been in their groups for 4 years and you end up calling them man or woman and have to make out it's a joke. It happens more often than you'd think...Very awkward.

Sinister
02-07-2007, 12:29 PM
I can (sort of) relate. except it`s been six months, not 4 years.

Judge B
02-07-2007, 12:59 PM
Wait, so you're threatening people on a BBS with an internet gun?

I'll bet your e-penis is small and you're overcompensating.

His e-bullets are probably small too, so no danger. :D

Nineteen Seventy Nine
02-07-2007, 01:00 PM
I actually like what he said:

"If you died tomorrow, I wouldn't come to your funeral."
"Why?"
"Because I'd be in prison for killing the person that killed you."

I find it pretty creative. I don't know if he thought of it or not, but whatever.

It reminds me of:
"So? You don't need to do everything your friends do. If your friends jumped off a bridge, would you?"
"Well, yeah, I have to save them."

Andy
02-07-2007, 01:25 PM
So your friend gets shot tomorrow, and you'd miss the funeral because you'll be in jail?

Can your legal system send ours a fax or something, because that's pretty impressive work.

Andy
02-07-2007, 01:44 PM
Last time I checked

Whiplash
02-07-2007, 01:44 PM
Yeah i noticed to, Haven't seen you in a while andy.

Andy
02-07-2007, 01:48 PM
Indeed.

Yep, I've been away for a while. Well, a long while. I'd like to say I haven't been on because I've been busy being exciting and enjoying a fun-filled existence. Unfortunately, that isn't the case. My computer has become bollocks and I've been working a lot, and basically the only reason I'm on here now is because I managed to grab someones laptop.

Nina
02-07-2007, 01:50 PM
Ooohh! Andy!

Andy
02-07-2007, 01:52 PM
Good day to you miss.

Andy
02-07-2007, 01:55 PM
Well.....I'm back into nursing.

Nina
02-07-2007, 01:56 PM
What a coincidence, I am going as a nurse this carneval! I guess we have to make out now.

Andy
02-07-2007, 01:58 PM
I'm afraid it's the only way. Saddle up.

Andy
02-07-2007, 02:01 PM
You're forgiven.

Andy
02-07-2007, 02:05 PM
To whit I have no response other than....Why?

Andy
02-07-2007, 02:09 PM
Yeah, thanks.

killer_queen
02-07-2007, 02:16 PM
Austin Powers scares the shit out of me.

And this thread is kind of cute. I wish the starter of it really meant it. Actually I wish I had someone in my life who could say that.

JohnnyNemesis
02-07-2007, 02:30 PM
Am I the only one that thought spunXtain was being silly and using that overused chain-e-mail line because of how stupid it is?

Lodat225
02-07-2007, 02:37 PM
It's those gay friendship stuff like "i'd be in jail with you laughing" and stuff like that.

killer_queen
02-07-2007, 02:37 PM
Am I the only one that thought spunXtain was being silly and using that overused chain-e-mail line because of how stupid it is?

No. Everyone except me thinks it's ultra lame.

Maria, what the fuck? wcm is right, you do have a bad taste in men. Well, not bad. Weird.