View Full Version : Help me like cats

Sin Studly
02-09-2007, 04:18 AM
Gulsah doesn't like people who don't like cats, and I don't like cats. I need help to appreciate these animals so that Gulsah will like me more.

So, got any recipes?

02-09-2007, 04:21 AM
I hate cats too, fucking dickheads

Edit: i know that statement offered no help in what you want, but i can relate as to why you hate the fuckers

02-09-2007, 04:47 AM
Cats are different than dogs in that you can like some cats and hate others, it just depends on the cat. Dogs are usually all pretty cool.

02-09-2007, 05:15 AM

02-09-2007, 06:37 AM
Most of my family loves cats filled with bullets. :)

02-09-2007, 07:34 AM
You really don't have to take care of a cat. Fill up its water and food bowl I guess. You don't take them for walks so they can shit, you don't have to clean them or clips their nails...frig I dunno. You don't even have to pay attention to it.

Dogs on the other hand are like having a fucking 2 yr old around for the rest of your life. Whose gotta shit, whose gotta piss...gotta take the fucker for walks.

02-09-2007, 08:27 AM
You don't even have to pay attention to it.

well, what's the point in actually getting one then?

02-09-2007, 10:23 AM
Most of my family loves cats filled with bullets. :)

I know, I shouldn't but I find this extremely cute. Not as much as nieh's picture of course.

02-09-2007, 10:26 AM
Not worth it.

Sin Studly
02-09-2007, 01:06 PM
So far only nieh's been remotely helpful.

02-09-2007, 01:11 PM
I thought Italia was super helpful and relevant.




02-09-2007, 01:11 PM
I made this picture a long time ago as a one year anniversary present for my ex. I hope you find it equally as romantic.


Sin Studly
02-09-2007, 01:20 PM
I thought Italia was super helpful and relevant.

As helpful and relevent as Italia was in both World Wars?

02-09-2007, 01:21 PM
Oh holy fucking mother of fuck that was good.

02-09-2007, 01:27 PM
From what I've observed, you seem like you would already appreciate cats. They're cunning and efficient little killing machines, often toying with their prey for the sheer fun of it. They're independent, rampant egoists and don't suffer fools.

You may have already seen this; if not, it might also help sway your judgment: http://www.catsthatlooklikehitler.com/

Sin Studly
02-09-2007, 01:28 PM
When the britfags, ruskis and frogs come in claiming dogs are better he'll claim that he wasn't really serious about cats being better and doesn't really want to argue it. Then when the Turks start spamming how cats are better he'll start agreeing with them strongly. When the Americans join in too to claim dogs are better, he'll start actively arguing alongside them. Then Oxygene will kick the shit out of him, and finally, after the Bulgarians join in he'll claim neutrality.

Viva Italia!

02-09-2007, 01:32 PM
wtf, Italians never been on our side. Fucking cowards... We fucked their grandmothers.

Sin Studly
02-09-2007, 01:37 PM
Every western European allied with the evil Turks at some point or another.

Mota Boy
02-09-2007, 03:25 PM
Cats are some of the most efficient predators (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Cat#Hunting_and_diet) in the world. So much so, that "various municipalities in Australia have enacted such legislation. In some localities, owners fit their cat with a bell in order to warn prey of its approach. On the other hand, the cat may figure out how and when the bell works and learns to move more carefully to avoid ringing it."

They're clean. They're not needy. They can be toilet trained. They kill (not for food, for pleasure) all manner of vermin that may invade your house. They were perfected (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Maine_coon) in America. I like them.

02-09-2007, 03:54 PM
well, what's the point in actually getting one then?

The finocchio didn't mention buying a cat, he is trying to fabricate some sort of love for a cat. I was just trying to show how easy it would be to put up with it being around...is allllll

02-09-2007, 03:58 PM

02-09-2007, 07:24 PM
Start with a salad:

Move on to the main course:

And end with dessert:

02-09-2007, 08:25 PM
Woah, fucking hideous little beasts.

02-09-2007, 08:31 PM
god damn it, nieh, you beat me to it! Stuff on My Cat is my favorite.

02-09-2007, 08:45 PM
I like cats. Just because.

Because they're little hateful bitches who need you to earn their respect, and are still likely to scorn you once you do. Because they kill shit. Because if you lock them up, they WILL find a way to get out and make you miserable for it. Because they seem to be fully aware of everything they do around you, but still expect love and affection and are disappointed and unforgiving when you fail to provide it.

They're great pets. Unfortunately, they all think that they can play with snakes the way they can play with geckos. It's a weakness and sometimes it kills them.

EDIT: Had a cat once. :(

Mota Boy
02-10-2007, 01:03 AM
In a similar vein, I once had two cats at the same time that I had two iguanas. I never shook a jar full of two praying mantii to see if they'd fight, but I imagine it still wouldn't be half as fun as seeing those two class of chordata squaring off in the same room.