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Jakebert
02-14-2007, 08:25 AM
http://www.sheepinthecity.prettyposies.com/archives/choo_1.jpg

First person to complain about how Valentine's Day was made for greeting card companies, and that's why they don't care about it gets 50 "virgin points".

0r4ng3
02-14-2007, 08:30 AM
Valentine's Day was not made for greeting card companies, and that's why I do care about it.

*shifty eyes*

Anyway, happy VD to all.

Grabbal
02-14-2007, 08:30 AM
Cute picture (From the Simpsons right)??

Happy valentines day!!

Whiplash
02-14-2007, 08:34 AM
happy venereal disease to all!!! .........wait... o crap i mean valentines day. I alway's get those two vd's mixed up.

mrconeman
02-14-2007, 08:34 AM
http://www.fat-pie.com/love.htm

That is all.

edits:
Whiplash: Seriously, could you have stolen that from Orange's joke any more obviously?

XYlophonetreeZ
02-14-2007, 08:39 AM
You choo-choo-choooooose me? (Win!)

Anyway, it's the first Valentine's Day in 3 years when I haven't been single, so you'd think I'd actually do something nice, right? Wrong. I've got a fucking molecular biology exam tomorrow. We postponed our V-Day to Friday cuz we're trupunx like that.

Whiplash
02-14-2007, 08:41 AM
edits:
Whiplash: Seriously, could you have stolen that from Orange's joke any more obviously?

O shit, I knew i got that from someplace.
Sorry orange:o

XYlophonetreeZ
02-14-2007, 08:46 AM
I shit
So do I .

Whiplash
02-14-2007, 08:49 AM
Wuahahaha that has gor to be the funniest typ-o i ever made, i fixed it though.

Anya82
02-14-2007, 09:40 AM
I hate fucking valentine's. I absolutely do. urgh...
and no, i'm not alone.. i have plenty of friends and a boyfriend who loves me.
i simply hate this day. Useless, pathetic, non-creative gifts: chocolates, roses, red and/or heart-shaped balloons, and ugly teddy bears with a heart in their paws saying "i love you"

Paint_It_Black
02-14-2007, 09:45 AM
But it is for greeting card companies. And girls. And probably faggots.

RickyCrack
02-14-2007, 10:02 AM
I was gonna wait until valentines... but! Ninth, for you! <3333333333

http://i12.tinypic.com/2cqk8qo.jpg

I love valentines day.

JohnnyNemesis
02-14-2007, 10:13 AM
First person to complain about how Valentine's Day was made for greeting card companies, and that's why they don't care about it gets 50 "virgin points".

Yeah, but that translates to about 1,000 trupunx points.

I was gonna make a thread saying that anyone who makes a "venereal disease" joke gets 50 "I hope you fucking die" points from me. But then it happened. UGH.

T-6005
02-14-2007, 10:43 AM
I don't know, I get a sense of excitement from it right now.

Holly gets out of class around 5, so she'll be here around 6. I woke up late, and I refuse to not have breakfast and not shower. Can I fit in going to both the liquor store and buying something Valentine's-ey?

Well, it would be exciting if I didn't know that something from the liquor store is pretty damn romantic as a Valentine's Day gift.

Tizzalicious
02-14-2007, 10:52 AM
No Valentines celebrations for me, because I was so smart to book a flight to Holland riiight for this week.

Sinister
02-14-2007, 11:18 AM
Single again, but that sort of stopped bothering me. plus I met a few girls who could very well put an end to that singleness. Matchmaker activity is full of win for shy people like me.

calichix
02-14-2007, 11:25 AM
Valentine's Day rules. I whored myself out to like 4 million Valentineless people so I'm on Valentine overload. In 5 hours I'll be on a plane to England (for no creepy romanitc reason, by the way) and I've got a sack of love letters and mixtapes to keep me entertained. I'm beyond stoked. Valentine's Day is where it's at. "Shoop" by Salt N Peppa totally rules.

Sunny
02-14-2007, 11:28 AM
ooomg. sweet picture, hp =p

roses might be cliche, but nothing says "good morning" like a nice big bouquet. =p sooo whatev.

sucks that the weather is so shitty. i don't feel like going out at all. :/

Izie
02-14-2007, 11:41 AM
Vlad has one exam today, two tomorrow, and a paper due Friday morning. I have school, work, more school, more work, and then all of that all over again. We're rescheduling Valentine's for Friday/Saturday, depending on how tired we are.

And all I'm gonna do is wear those ridiculous red sparkly horns he got me. *shifts eyes*

0r4ng3
02-14-2007, 12:52 PM
I was gonna make a thread saying that anyone who makes a "venereal disease" joke gets 50 "I hope you fucking die" points from me. But then it happened. UGH.
Hey, at least I was subtle about it. It didn't have to be a venereal disease joke until Whiplash made it retardedly obvious.

While we're on the subject of tired old Valentines Day jokes, I sort of expected someone else to make the "Roses are red..." Zero Wing joke. It went over pretty well last year.

Whiplash
02-14-2007, 12:53 PM
:( :(



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Vera
02-14-2007, 01:42 PM
[ insert pretentious European snobbery about how in some SUPERIOR cultural traditions Valentine's is actually more a friend appreciation day than a commercial lameass schmoopy celebration for romantic feelings and the color pink ]

Lizardus
02-14-2007, 01:47 PM
http://img176.imageshack.us/img176/5449/cupkm7.jpg

Happy Singles awareness day!

Sinister
02-14-2007, 02:03 PM
the "Roses are red..." Zero Wing joke.

Roses are red,
Violets are blue
All my base
Are belong to you.

ask and you shall receive.

Jakebert
02-14-2007, 02:15 PM
I personally prefer:

Roses are red,
Violets are blue.
In Soviet Russia,
Poem writes you!

Lizardus
02-14-2007, 02:30 PM
Your roses are red
My violets are blue
You know what to do

Or

Roses are red
My balls are blue
Can i get down on you?

0r4ng3
02-14-2007, 02:33 PM
http://www.flashasylum.com/db/files/Comics/Dave/comicvalentines.png (http://www.explosm.net/comics/799/)
Cyanide & Happiness @ Explosm.net (http://www.explosm.net/)

JohnnyNemesis
02-14-2007, 07:25 PM
http://mitchclem.com/nothingnice/comics/20030212.gif

All About Eve
02-14-2007, 07:42 PM
http://imgs.xkcd.com/comics/valentines_day.jpg

Duskygrin
02-15-2007, 09:40 AM
I'm proud to say my parents went to the restaurant on V's day, they told me. They made Valentine menus. It's all a vast commercial joke, BUT it encourages motivation.

Sunny
02-15-2007, 12:36 PM
izas - i feel ya... we haven't "celebrated" except for him buying me the roses and snowboarding pants (lolz)... cuz we were simply too busy/exhausted/whatever.

friday it is. fuck life, life sucks.

JohnnyNemesis
02-15-2007, 01:06 PM
http://pbfcomics.com/archive/PBF210-Wishing_Well.gif

Lodat225
02-15-2007, 01:17 PM
http://vgcats.com/news/link.jpghttp://vgcats.com/news/affection.jpg
http://vgcats.com/news/samus.jpg

JoY
02-15-2007, 01:56 PM
http://www.flashasylum.com/db/files/Comics/Dave/comicvalentines.png (http://www.explosm.net/comics/799/)
Cyanide & Happiness @ Explosm.net (http://www.explosm.net/)

ohohohoh, I loooved this one.
& some of the others.

I bought my boyfriend two cards, just for fun & because they made my friend & me laugh while we were buying them in the hospital (one I posted in the +/- topic, by the way, for whoever's curious), & some cheesy fucking pillow as a joke. he cooked me dinner. = more valuable. I'm done with the stove, man.

nieh
02-15-2007, 07:23 PM
http://imgs.xkcd.com/comics/valentine.jpg

Betty
02-15-2007, 10:01 PM
I didn't get anything, well, besides the hot sex. But my boy sent this one for another guy friend:

Roses are red
Violets are blue
I couldn't help myself
When I was thinking of you

With a couple of splashes o' whiteout. So that was pretty cute.