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Little_Miss_1565
02-14-2007, 09:02 PM
Is it a problem when you can't tell the difference?

Sin Studly
02-14-2007, 09:06 PM
It might be a problem for the person trying to maintain the erection. It's not a problem for you unless I missed something really important in sex-ed.

Little_Miss_1565
02-14-2007, 09:11 PM
Excellent point. It's just been so long since I've had less-than-disappointing sex. Thinking about the cloister at this point.

JohnnyNemesis
02-14-2007, 09:21 PM
It might be a problem for the person trying to maintain the erection.

I was just gonna say that. I've been in that situation and it's so very easy to lose wood.

(yes, sex with girl in her vagina lololol ok we move on now)

ps. I read "boning" as "boring" at first.

Endymion
02-14-2007, 09:39 PM
Excellent point. It's just been so long since I've had less-than-disappointing sex. Thinking about the cloister at this point.

i'm at your service, my dear.

0r4ng3
02-14-2007, 09:49 PM
Wait, when was it established that it's either/or? Could it possibly be both?

Little_Miss_1565
02-14-2007, 09:52 PM
If it's both, um, damn, that didn't sound fun.

RickyCrack
02-14-2007, 09:53 PM
depending on the size of the dick, it could've been really good.

JohnnyNemesis
02-14-2007, 09:53 PM
Back to the point of this thread:

Why have I yet to bone Sarah?

Little_Miss_1565
02-14-2007, 09:54 PM
They've been together for awhile now, there wouldn't be any suprises at this point.

RickyCrack
02-14-2007, 09:57 PM
Either way, wanna meet up and have the same experience?

T-6005
02-14-2007, 10:16 PM
I believe I have some opinion to share on this experience.

It's called "Ah, well."

Endymion
02-14-2007, 10:18 PM
ps: it's not a coincidence that my name rhymes with "hung like a horse"

Sin Studly
02-14-2007, 11:14 PM
I was just gonna say that. I've been in that situation and it's so very easy to lose wood.

That was because there was pepper-spray involved, beaner.

Amiralanal
02-15-2007, 12:13 AM
Is it a problem when you can't tell the difference?

why dont you go and check and maybe join in?

Mota Boy
02-15-2007, 12:15 AM
A friend of mine worked in dorms as a freshman, asking people to sign in at night. One time, while on duty, he heard some girl screaming as if being murdered. He lept up and ran towards to sound, and, just before he reached the door, it turned into the unmistakable sound of ecstasy.

I can only imagine what would've happened to that poor couple to have a stout, hairy Alabama boy burst through their door in the middle of making whoopee.

Little_Miss_1565
02-15-2007, 04:50 AM
All of you who have offered your services, post pictures of your wang and we'll put it to a BBS vote. It'll be like American Idol.

nieh
02-15-2007, 05:01 AM
http://www.bath.ac.uk/pr/releases/images/wang-cd.jpg

My Wang is also a college professor.

Zeall
02-15-2007, 05:18 AM
http://wang.ed.csuohio.edu/pic/Wang.jpg

My Wang's a woman, and a PhD

Jakebert
02-15-2007, 05:54 AM
http://wang.ed.csuohio.edu/pic/Wang.jpg

My Wang's a woman, and a PhD

omgz copycatz.

Zeall
02-15-2007, 05:56 AM
omgz copycatz.

hey, this is going to be a poll, where's your Wang, eh?

Whiplash
02-15-2007, 06:19 AM
In china.....:(

Zeall
02-15-2007, 06:22 AM
In china.....:(

you must at least have a pic for the poll

Whiplash
02-15-2007, 06:33 AM
http://images.ibsys.com/2005/0811/4839783.jpg

Look how huge my wang is.

JohnnyNemesis
02-15-2007, 06:51 AM
All of you who have offered your services, post pictures of your wang and we'll put it to a BBS vote. It'll be like American Idol.

Screw the BBS vote! You've seen what I'm packin', you can make a relatively informed decision.

nieh
02-15-2007, 06:55 AM
Screw the BBS vote! You've seen what I'm packin', you can make a relatively informed decision.

You're just worried she might find out wangs more impressive than yours.

JoY
02-15-2007, 07:45 AM
in the middle of making whoopee.

hahahahaha!<3

Little_Miss_1565
02-15-2007, 09:25 PM
Screw the BBS vote! You've seen what I'm packin', you can make a relatively informed decision.

Whatever, I do nothing without the input of my peers.

JohnnyNemesis
02-15-2007, 09:29 PM
You're just worried she might find out wangs more impressive than yours.

That's not a concern! *wink*


Whatever, I do nothing without the input of my peers.

lulz, you said "input" during a conversation about my penis. I'm halfway to Highway 1565, baby!

Little_Miss_1565
02-15-2007, 09:36 PM
Oh, whoever gets to ride dis, I'm going to photoblog the entire experience. "So here's the underside of so-and-so's sack..."

JohnnyNemesis
02-15-2007, 09:38 PM
Underside, eh?

It's groomin' time! I'm gonna train for this opportunity like Rocky.

Little_Miss_1565
02-15-2007, 09:44 PM
"I guess it's okay, though it does look like it has a very unfortunate hook to the left..."

All About Eve
02-15-2007, 09:51 PM
Wow, poor so-and-so.

sKratch
02-15-2007, 10:22 PM
I make women cry all the time during sex. They cry when I leave. Oh shit!

JohnnyNemesis
02-15-2007, 10:24 PM
"I guess it's okay, though it does look like it has a very unfortunate hook to the left..."

To this, I lulled heartily.


I make women cry all the time during sex. They cry when I leave. Oh shit!

ba dum tish!

sneedo
02-15-2007, 11:50 PM
I make women cry all the time during sex. They cry when I leave. Oh shit!

you leave DURING sex?

bad joke indeed.

wheelchairman
02-16-2007, 04:36 AM
Whatever, I do nothing without the input of my peers.

Well I'm only one, but you ain't getting my advice on this.

p.s. to all you non-Germanic folks, peer is how you would pronounce my name phonetically. Hence the bad joke.

Zeall
02-16-2007, 04:42 AM
Well I'm only one, but you ain't getting my advice on this.

p.s. to all you non-Germanic folks, peer is how you would pronounce my name phonetically. Hence the bad joke.

ahh, i always wondered how it was pronounced, also, i don't know how to pronounce ...

sKratch
02-16-2007, 06:02 AM
you leave DURING sex?

bad joke indeed.
As long as my business is done who gives a fuck.

Zeall
02-16-2007, 06:06 AM
'clAb / 'clA-b&

i don't quite understand that, but thanks for trying :)

nieh
02-16-2007, 06:06 AM
It's "clay" with a 'b' at the end.

Zeall
02-16-2007, 06:08 AM
It's "clay" with a 'b' at the end.

Thanks! :)

sKratch
02-16-2007, 06:10 AM
How about now (http://www.m-w.com/pronsymbols.html)...

Vera
02-16-2007, 06:33 AM
How about now (http://www.m-w.com/pronsymbols.html)...

LULZ, pr0n symbols?

Zeall
02-16-2007, 07:09 AM
LULZ, pr0n symbols?

Roffle my Waffles!

sKratch
02-16-2007, 07:59 AM
8======= D {()}

Mota Boy
02-16-2007, 09:19 AM
'clA-b&Pshaw, boy, the "e" is silent, though some collateral noise inevitably gets thrown in when you try to end a word with a "b".

In other news, I recently sent my Wang David Beckham's new soccer skills book. So remember that ladies - not only is my Wang in excellent shape and well-versed in coordinating itself with balls, it also requires me to use air mail to reach it (though be warned - it's somewhat yellow in color and has an exotically-slanted eye).

/also, apparently, a book can be shipped from Amazon.co.uk to Beijing in under a week

Vera
02-16-2007, 09:38 AM
Can I call your Wang "xiao ke ai"?

Mota Boy
02-16-2007, 09:41 AM
I'd prefer "da ke ai", personally. It's larger than the average Wang.

Vera
02-16-2007, 10:06 AM
Just to make sure I know my minimal Mandarin correctly - xiao ke ai means something like "little cutie", right?

Also, how long does it take for a Mandarin student whose mother tongue is English to not find dong/wang type of things funny? Or does that never go away?

T-6005
02-16-2007, 12:15 PM
Just to make sure I know my minimal Mandarin correctly - xiao ke ai means something like "little cutie", right?

Also, how long does it take for a Mandarin student whose mother tongue is English to not find dong/wang type of things funny? Or does that never go away?
Personally, the amusement went away as soon as being frustrated at the language set in. Which is to say, almost as soon as the first time someone told me my tone was wrong and I'd just said "Hello, horse."

Mota Boy
02-16-2007, 01:34 PM
Also, how long does it take for a Mandarin student whose mother tongue is English to not find dong/wang type of things funny? Or does that never go away?Well, when you find out that "wang" rhymes with "song" that kills a lot of it.

Thi - that's one of the more difficult things you have to get used to: avoiding the English voice inflections with which you've grown up, particularly when asking questions.

T-6005
02-16-2007, 11:17 PM
I didn't grow up with them. I started learning Mandarin when I was 8 - I never learned English I was 7, and it took me about 2 years to lose the accent.

It was just a pain in the ass - you're used to speaking in a certain way, with certain inflections, and it's not that the inflection pattern is different that's difficult, it's that it's completely variable.

Mandarin insults are so much more serious than you'd imagine, though, especially when calling someone a stupid egg.

Little_Miss_1565
02-17-2007, 10:43 PM
http://www.boners.com/content/797394.1.jpg

Vera
02-18-2007, 03:21 AM
Well, when you find out that "wang" rhymes with "song" that kills a lot of it.

Romanization fun!