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Sin Studly
02-16-2007, 11:27 AM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xxY7AsgOxBY

I was watching this video and thinking "Yeah, yeah, very amusing, somebody has taken all the sobbing faggotry from the last 20 years of soccer and made the whole sport look gay because of it" Kinda like a Michael Moore documentary, it gives you the unfair opportunity to be all "lolololol" if you already agree 100% with the filmmaker, but it proves nothing and just makes whoever made it look like a dick.

Then I realised that all that crying and whimpering was from one single game of soccer. One game. And not just any game, but the fucking world cup finals, the biggest game in the sport. Not even the writers of Queer as Folk can pack that much faggotry into ninety minutes. So answer me this, what the fuck is wrong with you sissykicking European faggots, and how the fuck is soccer a real sport when 80% of it involves clutching at faked injuries and sobbing like a little girl with no ice-cream?

the_offsprings_monkey
02-16-2007, 11:34 AM
Oh fuck off you stupid cunt. Football is an amazing game. If some of the people that play it cry, it cannot reflex upon the whole game itself. I've rarely seen an English person cry over football aswell. It's mostly those fucking emotional Italians.

Sin Studly
02-16-2007, 11:39 AM
If I call you a faggot will you fall to the ground, clutch your ankle and burst into tears like a stupid fucking European soccer player?

I think we all know the answer to that question is 'yes'.

F@ BANKZ
02-16-2007, 11:50 AM
The thing is it pays to act in football, in Portugal, France and Italy in particular. They arn't really hurt, how can you get hurt too badly in football all the time? Games like football need to be a little glammed up with loads of cheats. But i do agree, there is far too much crying at the highest levels, they should play it with a little dignity.

0r4ng3
02-16-2007, 11:53 AM
"Glammed up"? All they do is fall down and cry. That doesn't sound very glamorous to me.

Football (soccer) doesn't have to be about injuries and/or violence. It could be about, oh I dunno, the game itself maybe?

Tijs
02-16-2007, 11:56 AM
As I've said before in response to this (http://youtube.com/watch?v=B8t1tpCJfd4) video:

90% of those people are Italians, that's unfair.
This applies to this video as well.



Then I realised that all that crying and whimpering was from one single game of soccer. One game. And not just any game, but the fucking world cup finals, the biggest game in the sport. Not even the writers of Queer as Folk can pack that much faggotry into ninety minutes. So answer me this, what the fuck is wrong with you sissykicking European faggots, and how the fuck is soccer a real sport when 80% of it involves clutching at faked injuries and sobbing like a little girl with no ice-cream?You can't base the entire European football style on one single game. I agree it's a terrible game, especially for the finals of the World Cup, but seriously, there are plenty more countries that play in a different (fair) way.
Referees do need to punish theater a lot harder though, instant red card if you ask me. It seriously spoils the game. Especially because it works.

Sin Studly
02-16-2007, 12:02 PM
The mere fact that falling over and crying like a girl gives you an advantage is proof enough that the entire sport is completely and utterly faggotted and sissykicking.

HeadAroundU
02-16-2007, 12:03 PM
Fuck ya all!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?search=&mode=related&v=wdEw6g0XSXY
1:33, hell yeah!

Sin Studly
02-16-2007, 12:10 PM
Pushing ; yes
Slapping ; yes
Ankle-Kicking ; yes
Falling over and crying ; yes
Hair pulling ; yes

These guys fight like Australian schoolgirls, and the (very few) nasty hits look completely accidental.

Quit your justification of sissykickery.

HeadAroundU
02-16-2007, 12:11 PM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lESuSBDd0-A&mode=related&search=
haha, I love that.

Sin Studly
02-16-2007, 12:13 PM
.... one guy fell over crying because he got slapped in the face. SLAPPED!. Jesus fucking Christ, what sissykicking faggotry!

Tijs
02-16-2007, 12:14 PM
The mere fact that falling over and crying like a girl gives you an advantage is proof enough that the entire sport is completely and utterly faggotted and sissykicking.I know, it's a disgrace to the game. There are plenty of games where it's not all theater:

This (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XPhCWZi_sCM) is one my favorite games to watch each season.

HeadAroundU
02-16-2007, 12:16 PM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jDypap_yrwM&mode=related&search=
lolol

Tijs
02-16-2007, 12:21 PM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jDypap_yrwM&mode=related&search=
lololOne of the oldest around, I've seen it hundreds of times. Never bores me.

Also: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5KtA_o44cRg&NR

Sin Studly
02-16-2007, 12:24 PM
But seriously, the fact that to "cheat" in soccer you fall down crying makes the entire sport sissykickery, not just any specific game where it happens 20 times.

This is how you cheat in a real sport. Note how McGuire struggles to get straight back up after being liverpunched by a professional boxer, because if he stayed down he'd be exiled from the nation for being a faggotted European.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ieCQ3qDcuos

HeadAroundU
02-16-2007, 12:28 PM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dTA70qCZhnM&mode=related&search=
brb

Tijs
02-16-2007, 12:37 PM
I loved Larsson when he played at Feyenoord, after that I kind of lost track of him.

T-6005
02-16-2007, 12:45 PM
Ugh - I enjoyed the World Cup right up until that game. I basically leave the screen every time there's a foul of some sort and go away to do something else for a few minutes, because that's how long it takes to sort out that people aren't really hurt and what have you. I was looking forward to that game and even went out to watch it, but ended up not leaving my seat this time and being rather disgusted. It's ridiculous. I enjoy the sport and the level of skill some of the players have, but there are definitely quite a few players out there who cry so much they may as well be on the Young and the Restless and are a disgrace to the sport.

TBD
02-16-2007, 01:02 PM
There should be a committee to review every game and fine every flop/fake injury/over reaction

Sin Studly
02-16-2007, 01:26 PM
Watch some real sports, faggots.

Rugby Union

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EKqatbYSvKA
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RT1SMOmhTTY
Organised tribal warfare. First a tribal war-dance such as the Haka Ka Mata or Cipi-Tai is performed, then both teams begin murdering each other in unarmed combat. There is a ball involved, and numbers periodically come up near the bottom of the screen, for cosmetic reasons only. The winning team is generally expected to eat the raw livers of the losers, and then forcibly lie with their widows to produce more offspring of the superior warrior's line.

Rugby League

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PN9VUStB6zM
Considered too violent by most people, Rugby League is a rugby varient played in almost all nations which also play Rugby Union. To date, there is only one nation uncivilised, bloodthirsty and backwards enough to actually prefer Rugby League to Rugby Union. That nation is Australia. Rugby League has many different rules to Union, the most obvious being that the war-axe, taiaha, spear, atlatl, boomerang, and other weapons are allowed in-play. Using automatic firearms, tanks, biological agents, nerve gases and tactical nuclear weapons are allowed, but discouraged as they are considered "bad sportsmanship". Playing professional Rugby League is generally considered to be suicide, which is why whoever compiled this video used emo-fag music.

International Rules Football

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6HhYYp9y1OA
International Rules is an organised fight between Australian thugs and Irish thugs held every year in October. There is a ball involved somehow, but the exact purpose of it is unknown to players and officials. Techniques of distracting the rival players with the ball before assaulting and crippling them generally appreciated by the crowds. For many years International Rules Football was considered a good way to teach the IRA how to murder without moral difficulties, but this practise stopped after the entire People's North Republican Army of the 1916 Real Fenian's Patriots were wiped out in a single game in 1996.

Australian Rules Football

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ks6NozaHaJk
Australian Rules Football is a game played in Australia between two rival teams of eighteen players. The object of the game is to run as fast as you can at an opposing player, leap into the air and elbow him in the face as hard as possible. Six points are awarded apon the death of the rival player, one point is awarded if he receives multiple cranial fractures without dying. Other legal techinques include the armpit-bite, the headbutt, the flying elbow strike, the kidney-punch, the spinal shank, the eye-gouge and the anal fishhook. Again, there is a ball involved but nobody knows what it is for.

Thunderdome

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bVmdn5_Itko
Two men enter. One man leaves.

skiddles824
02-16-2007, 01:30 PM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qBYp5kF-SqY
srry bout the languige

Sin Studly
02-16-2007, 01:36 PM
The only people a heabutt that pathetic could knock down are four year old girls and soccer players.

T-6005
02-16-2007, 01:36 PM
Union is far superior to League.

Sin Studly
02-16-2007, 01:42 PM
Union is okay, but it's too sissykicking in comparison to league.

T-6005
02-16-2007, 01:47 PM
Bullshit - play stops far too much in Rugby League for it to be worth anything.

Whiplash
02-16-2007, 01:49 PM
football(soccer) is turning into a faggot sport, Every footballer needs to take at least one full-contact martial art, like muy tai, once a week to turn them into men.

Sin Studly
02-16-2007, 01:50 PM
It stops so people can line up to slaughter each other en masse instead of running all around the place like soccer players.

Sin Studly
02-16-2007, 01:52 PM
Every footballer needs to take at least one full-contact martial art, like muy tai, once a week to turn them into men.

I still prefer Australian Football, there aren't enough fights in Muay Thai.

Whiplash
02-16-2007, 02:06 PM
Not all europeans are gay, remember you guy's came from europe. Ok, you were the criminals but still.

wheelchairman
02-16-2007, 02:08 PM
The American team doesn't do any of that sissy Italian shit. One of the Italian guys elbowed McBride in the eye so that he bled. He just got right back up without crying for a red card and kept on.

So much funner to watch.

Sin Studly
02-16-2007, 02:08 PM
We got kicked out of Europe for not being sissykicking enough to fit in, remember?

Whiplash
02-16-2007, 02:09 PM
Yeah, but the americans can't kick the ball to save there life.

Sin Studly
02-16-2007, 02:09 PM
The American team

America has a team? :(

I thought you guys were cool.

Whiplash
02-16-2007, 02:10 PM
We got kicked out of Europe for not being sissykicking enough to fit in, remember?

O, I thought you guy's were kicked out because you killed, pillaged and raped, But that could be a reason to.

wheelchairman
02-16-2007, 02:12 PM
O, I thought you guy's were kicked out because you killed, pillaged and raped, But that could be a reason to.

Or had illegal religions...

Tijs
02-16-2007, 02:14 PM
Great comeback Whiplash.

I agree with wcm, it's fun to see bleeding football players go on. They play a stronger game after it and give more energy. The strange thing is that amateur football has far less theater play. When money and thousands of supporters are watching, the theater kicks in.

Sin Studly
02-16-2007, 02:17 PM
Or had illegal religions...

Like Catholicism? :(

TBD
02-16-2007, 02:27 PM
The US soccer team (Not football because America defines the terms of globalization) is increasing in talent rapidly, one only needs to look at the ever increasing amount of players making impacts in foreign leagues as evidence.

Whiplash
02-16-2007, 02:31 PM
But they still got nothing on european teams. They are inproving, i agree but they have a long way to go.

TBD
02-16-2007, 02:33 PM
We're better than the Mexicans, really all that matters to be honest.

Whiplash
02-16-2007, 02:36 PM
Mexico, ooo yes really a nation of footballers.

wheelchairman
02-16-2007, 03:04 PM
Hardly, last world cup was a major loss due to incompetent coaching. They had gotten much further in Korea, even past Denmark.

Sin Studly
02-16-2007, 03:07 PM
Per, from what I heard, even the Australian team (read ; hated outcasts from our society) should have beaten Italy, but the Italians kept falling over and crying.

Maria, please tell me... how can a kick to the shin be lethal? A kick to the shin is generic stock in schoolgirl tantrums. Sure, a kick to the shin might kill if it was the most brutal kick imaginable, and it happened in 800AD before we invented doctors, and it was given 9 months for infection to set in... maybe. How the fuck could a kick to the shin be lethal NOW? The same way you're capable of disarming three men with shotguns?

JohnnyNemesis
02-16-2007, 03:09 PM
I think Maria's comments in this thread should include a disclaimer that she's typically attracted to particularly effeminate-looking men.

Sin Studly
02-16-2007, 03:14 PM
And that she once said that nothing is sexier than a man crying like a sobbing little girl.

TBD
02-16-2007, 03:15 PM
I think US would have beaten Italy in the world cup if the ref didn't give the US two red cards in a row over both questionable calls.

Sin Studly
02-16-2007, 03:17 PM
I think a pack of four year old girls would have beaten Italy in the World Cup, and both World Wars.

RickyCrack
02-16-2007, 03:20 PM
I've actually seen little girls take harder falls from tripping without crying about it, and they weren't' wearing shin guards.

Sin Studly
02-16-2007, 03:21 PM
Ditto, onto concrete.

Sin Studly
02-16-2007, 04:05 PM
No, a lethal or mortal blow means that it kills the recipiant. Learn fucking English, the English spoken today, not 1200 years ago, you insane cunt.

Venom Symbiote
02-16-2007, 06:47 PM
Meh, Rugby's kinda pussy too in a lot of respects. I mean, sure, there are fights, but the fights are still all close-up and homo pushing and wrangling. You get a few good brutal punches by people like Willy Mason or whatever, but that guy only wins because he's a fucking Mack Truck.

Ice hockey players know how to fight, dammit. Rugby on sharp iceskates, with sticks. Badass.

Australian Rules Football is a bullshit of a sport, anyway. You get a free field goal kick for catching the fucking ball. Whoop-di-shitty-doo.

AFL and Cricket should be banned due to blatant ass-rapiness. And such.

Sin Studly
02-16-2007, 08:08 PM
Meh, Rugby's kinda pussy too in a lot of respects. I mean, sure, there are fights, but the fights are still all close-up and homo pushing and wrangling. You get a few good brutal punches by people like Willy Mason or whatever, but that guy only winds because he's a fucking Mack Truck.

Ice hockey players know how to fight, dammit. Rugby on sharp iceskates, with sticks. Badass.

Australian Rules Football is a bullshit of a sport, anyway. You get a free field goal kick for catching the fucking ball. Whoop-di-shitty-doo.

AFL and Cricket should be banned due to blatant ass-rapiness. And such.

Mack truck? Wrangling? Field goal??

Wow, all this time I was ashamed of sharing my nationality with you, and it turns out you were American all along.

Venom Symbiote
02-16-2007, 08:29 PM
Yeah, well, I do what I can. Best of both worlds, niggaaah.

Sin Studly
02-16-2007, 10:18 PM
Ah, this is what we call "Cultural Cringe", children. As we Aussies are all mixed-race mongreldogs, it's the closest we can come to "race-traitordom".

WebDudette
02-17-2007, 12:02 AM
Maria, please tell me... how can a kick to the shin be lethal?

For the same reason not fighting and man armed with a shotgun is cowardly I suppose.

The first video digusted me, that shit was pathetic. While I'm sure not all soccer is like that, it still isn't much compared to rugby.

T-6005
02-17-2007, 12:10 AM
Are you kidding? Justin's about to discredit Rugby Union as being any indication of a sport, probably because the next Rugby World Cup is being held in France this September.

Sin Studly
02-17-2007, 12:32 AM
So? It's not like the French are ever gonna win it. You European sissykickers got lucky in '03, now the dominance of the Southern Hemisphere will return.

Venom Symbiote
02-17-2007, 12:38 AM
Ah, this is what we call "Cultural Cringe", children. As we Aussies are all mixed-race mongreldogs, it's the closest we can come to "race-traitordom".

Wouldn't most Australians of European heritage be the same "race" as Americans of European heritage anyway? :confused:

Sin Studly
02-17-2007, 01:04 AM
........... yes. That's why we have 'Cultural Cringe' instead, you stupid fucking moron. For the love of slow suffering fuck, what don't you need spelled out for you in the simplest fucking terms imaginable????

Venom Symbiote
02-17-2007, 01:11 AM
*laughs*

You're good, man.

Judge B
02-17-2007, 04:22 AM
Soccer sucks, hockey rules. :p

JohnnyNemesis
02-17-2007, 09:36 AM
hockey rules. :p

You're lame.

Sin Studly
02-17-2007, 09:44 AM
Hockey is soccer on ice, with sticks, padding and fights. Gay.

Whiplash
02-17-2007, 09:46 AM
I don't think he meant icehockey, i bet he's one of those special breed of queers that play regular hockey.

HeadAroundU
02-17-2007, 09:51 AM
You're lame.

Hockey is soccer on ice, with sticks, padding and fights. Gay.
Take that back niggers because I'll rape your asses till you are both white as ice.

Sin Studly
02-17-2007, 09:55 AM
Hockey is as gay as rubber chaps, srsly.

Whiplash
02-17-2007, 10:04 AM
So bassicly every sport were people wear protection( like shinguards), fight and when is doesn't look like australian rugby, is gay?

HeadAroundU
02-17-2007, 10:29 AM
Gay? ... Nay (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uTQp8T8YRxY)
Noble sentiment.

Homer
02-17-2007, 02:40 PM
Aah, hockey actually takes skill to play, and you can't be a pussy to play it either. There's sometimes even bigger hits in non-professional leagues.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Xj9nloK8Y4k

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Xhbkl9VAzgQ
(Turn off music for this video)

But yeah, I don't know much about Rugby, but from those videos, it seems like a damn brutal sport.

HeadAroundU
02-17-2007, 03:09 PM
hell the fuck yea:D

Venom Symbiote
02-17-2007, 06:38 PM
Agreed, hockey is more hardcore than any form of football.

Better game, too.

HeadAroundU
02-18-2007, 07:28 AM
Maria, wanna go ice-skate with me? (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wdOFwWE1qGA)

Whiplash
02-18-2007, 08:14 AM
There are some things about football that's far from sissykicking faggotry, This (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Obf5YLqkEJM&mode=related&search=) always brings a smile to my feyenoord loving face.

Tijs
02-18-2007, 08:32 AM
Whiplash, if you like that you should see 'Hooligans'. (Not the movie with Elijah Wood, but the documentary with an English knight). A friend of mine gave it back to me because he thought it was too brutal.
It shows all sorts of football violence around the world, mainly England though. But you'll see plenty of shots in Belgium, Germany, France, the Netherlands, etc.

Whiplash
02-18-2007, 08:36 AM
I saw a documentary on the last world cup, the reporter followd a group of england hooligans with a hidden camera. Its a pretty good documantery.

Tijs
02-18-2007, 08:37 AM
Haven't seen it. Was it on TV?

the_GoDdEsS
02-18-2007, 08:39 AM
Ha at being shoved through the side glass.

Hooligans are such uncivilised idiots. The pork-faced Germans always tied scarves of their team around their necks or arms and walked around the city shouting shit and acting like retards.

Whiplash
02-18-2007, 08:40 AM
Yeah. i saw it on video.google first, and a few weeks later i saw it on bbc.
It's a bbc documentary.

Edit; here it is. (http://video.google.nl/videoplay?docid=26713483704811088&q=hooligans)

Tijs
02-18-2007, 08:45 AM
I just wanted to ask you to link me to it, because I wasn't sure I had the right video. But I did, thanks. I'll watch it now.

Whiplash
02-18-2007, 09:12 AM
Ha at being shoved through the side glass.

Hooligans are such uncivilised idiots. The pork-faced Germans always tied scarves of their team around their necks or arms and walked around the city shouting shit and acting like retards.


In the Netherlands we have a name for that, We call those people: pet en sjaal. Meaning hat and scarf, they think they are the biggest hooligans but when the shit hits the fan they are always the first ones to run away.

SaiKYoU
02-18-2007, 10:30 AM
maria, honey... Zidane is a great player but...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iGr_sNItUHA

best player eveeeeeeeer

Whiplash
02-18-2007, 10:48 AM
Zidane isn't the best player, Marco van Basten was better, Johan Cruijf was better and Dennis Bergkamp was better.

Venom Symbiote
02-18-2007, 03:47 PM
Hooliganism and faggotry is essentially one and the same.

Sin Studly
02-18-2007, 03:49 PM
Everything you say is fucking retarded. Fact.

Whiplash
02-19-2007, 07:59 AM
Hooliganism and faggotry is essentially one and the same.


So basicly you're the biggest hooligan on the boards.

Sin Studly
02-19-2007, 08:08 AM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dvd6bcZeKAk

Check this out. Not only does Chris Johnson land the most awesome clothesline on that dumb Mick, when some of the Irish team attacks him for it he knocks one out in under a second, knocks another one down, and by that time the entire Aussie team arrives to stomp two more Micks into the ground.

For the life of me, I can't understand why the Irish even bother. The Irish play fucking Gaelic football, which is basically "soccer where you're allowed to pick up the ball in your hands, and do really girly kiddy-tackles". We give them a GAA regulation playing field, a GAA regulation ball, a GAA set of goals, their worst player is far more skilled than our best, we even limit tackling to between the waist and shoulders, and ban spearing and slinging, yet we still beat them all the fucking time by cheating and crippling half their team. When will they fucking learn?

Sin Studly
02-19-2007, 08:19 AM
I just found out what a "spear tackle" is in American Football. All this time I assumed it was the same thing as in rugby, and now I find out it's just a regular tackle, except diving into somebody's stomach. And you're fucking armoured, fags.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0NZmjsFUtiw

This is what a spear tackle really is. Breaking some motherfucking necks.

edit ; two spear tackles, if you watch closely.

Llamas
02-19-2007, 09:32 AM
All I'm gonna say here is that american football > soccer, and american football is pretty gay. But soccer is very, very faggy, and SO boring. I'm in Europe, where EVERYONE adores it... and I'm still hating it. I don't think it could be possible for me to be coersed into liking it. Ever.


Figure skating is art more than a sport, IMO, but I do love to watch it.

Sin Studly
02-19-2007, 11:01 AM
now that's sport & art

Figure-skating is not a sport.

While various Scenes of sportive Woe, The Infant Race employ,
And tortur'd Victims bleeding shew, The Tyrant in the Boy.
Behold! a Youth of gentler Heart, To spare the Creature's pain,
O take, he cries — take all my Tart, But Tears and Tart are vain.
Learn from this fair Example — You Whom savage Sports delight,
How Cruelty disgusts the view, While Pity charms the sight.

JohnnyNemesis
02-19-2007, 11:05 AM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0NZmjsFUtiw

Oh god oh god oh god oh god oh god oh god.

HeadAroundU
02-19-2007, 11:33 AM
All I'm gonna say here is that american football > soccer, and american football is pretty gay. But soccer is very, very faggy, and SO boring. I'm in Europe, where EVERYONE adores it... and I'm still hating it. I don't think it could be possible for me to be coersed into liking it. Ever.
That's because you haven't seen me playing indoor soccer which I luv! <3. :p

Whiplash
02-19-2007, 12:56 PM
Justin, Those last ones are sooooo good. I love it!

Tijs
02-19-2007, 01:10 PM
I gotta say, I'd love it if they'd show rugby on TV here. A friend of mine used to play it and he went from an average guy to this freakin' bodybuilder.

Whiplash
02-19-2007, 01:11 PM
Tijs, Did you like that documentary I recommended?

Tijs
02-19-2007, 01:14 PM
Oh yeah, I didn't get to watch in any further than 5 minutes. It was good to see, but I went away from my computer early last night. I'll watch it some other time this week for sure though.

the_GoDdEsS
02-19-2007, 04:10 PM
I gotta say, I'd love it if they'd show rugby on TV here.

I'd like to see that here too. I did not even know we had a rugby team until I checked. However it's still in its napkins, but at least they have a club and have played some international games. Now just to get accepted into the different international organisations and promote it more among the people. It could be interesting and I think people would like it.

Bazza
02-19-2007, 05:47 PM
I gotta say, I'd love it if they'd show rugby on TV here. A friend of mine used to play it and he went from an average guy to this freakin' bodybuilder.

Hehe, I used to play rugby when I was 17/18 (so not that long ago), but when I came to university I had no chance of playing, all the guys were like 6'8'' and built like brick shithouses (a british term for very well built). So I gave up rugby. It's a brilliant sport and hardcore compared to american football since in rugby you don't wear silly body armour and helmets.

Bazza
02-19-2007, 05:52 PM
In France, we say "built like a mirror wardrobe". Don't ask me why.

Why? Sorry too tempting!! However that is indeed a very strange saying, I'm guessing French mirrored wardrobes are very large!?

Sin Studly
02-19-2007, 09:01 PM
Oh god oh god oh god oh god oh god oh god.

lol i speer tackle u by bump ribs wiv shulder lol amerikun football is scary~!

Sin Studly
02-20-2007, 01:32 AM
The Tragedy of Gregan, the Moor of Rhodesia (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VyVYKOmXpto)
As it hath beene diuerse times acted at the Telstra Stadium, by the Brumbies and the Highlanders

Set you down this;
And say besides, that in Telstra Stadium once,
Where a malignant and a kilt'd Highlander
Beat a Brumby and traduc’d fair play,
I took by the throat the hamfaced dog,
And smote him thus!

Sin Studly
04-30-2007, 04:24 AM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dvd6bcZeKAk

lol, 2 knockouts and 2 more knockdowns in under 10 seconds. Soccer is for fags.

calichix
04-30-2007, 06:57 AM
I love that Gary Glitter= machismo.

SaiKYoU
04-30-2007, 10:20 AM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dvd6bcZeKAk

lol, 2 knockouts and 2 more knockdowns in under 10 seconds. Soccer is for fags.

you've alredy said that man...

Dr.evil
04-30-2007, 05:39 PM
Pushing ; yes
Slapping ; yes
Ankle-Kicking ; yes
Falling over and crying ; yes
Hair pulling ; yes

These guys fight like Australian schoolgirls, and the (very few) nasty hits look completely accidental.

Quit your justification of sissykickery.





most australian schoolgirls (or atleast the ones i know) dont fight like sissys, they use punch prety hard (for girls) and... yeah most of them could deck just about anyone

Sin Studly
05-01-2007, 01:03 AM
you've alredy said that man...

Whoops. I found it again and couldn't remember seeing it before.


most australian schoolgirls (or atleast the ones i know) dont fight like sissys, they use punch prety hard (for girls) and... yeah most of them could deck just about anyone

True, I've been beat up by schoolgirls but never by soccer players.

Dr.evil
05-01-2007, 01:30 AM
ive decked COUNTLESS soccer players (mostly Asians though) and their SERIOUSLY WEEK, hell mi little bro could beat em up... and hes scrawnier that any 11 that ive meet

sNaP
05-01-2007, 04:48 AM
If u don't like the sport.. don't comment on it then :/

i myself enjoy watching football with a tight joint

but if u really want to see BAD an LOUZY football u have to watch to the Belgian league.. them fellows suck and make football from Itali, Spain or England look like heaven.. French soccer sucks to btw

but if u want to see a good match i dare u to watch next Wensday: Milan vs Man Utd.

if after that match u didn't saw 1 thing u liked 'bout football..

well.. then u just don't like it :P

but imo American Football suxxxx more then 'soccer'

Sin Studly
05-01-2007, 07:24 AM
If u don't like the sport.. don't comment on it then :/

i myself enjoy watching football with a tight joint

but if u really want to see BAD an LOUZY football u have to watch to the Belgian league.. them fellows suck and make football from Itali, Spain or England look like heaven.. French soccer sucks to btw

but if u want to see a good match i dare u to watch next Wensday: Milan vs Man Utd.

if after that match u didn't saw 1 thing u liked 'bout football..

well.. then u just don't like it :P

but imo American Football suxxxx more then 'soccer'

If I wanted to see soccer players crying like little girls I'd just go push some into the mud and steal their lollypops. It'd take less than ninety minutes, too.

SaiKYoU
05-01-2007, 08:45 AM
someone kill this thread

SplinterByMyOwnDesign
05-01-2007, 08:50 AM
If I wanted to see soccer players crying like little girls I'd just go push some into the mud and steal their lollypops. It'd take less than ninety minutes, too.

Despite the fact that Soccer/Football is the world game and you wouldn't be saying it sucked if you didn't suck at it. You still have a small penis.

Sin Studly
05-01-2007, 08:58 AM
Of course I suck at soccer, falling down and sobbing like a little girl isn't my forte.

Whiplash
05-01-2007, 10:29 AM
Of course I suck at soccer, falling down and sobbing like a little girl isn't my forte.

Thats professional football, All they think about is the money. You should see amateur football, All they think about is winning the game. And they behave like a faggot the supporters are gonne kick there ass. Because in amateur football its still about the game, not about the money.


Despite the fact that Soccer/Football is the world game and you wouldn't be saying it sucked if you didn't suck at it. You still have a small penis.

Thats a really moronic comment, I suck at kickboxing but I love to watch it.

JohnnyNemesis
05-01-2007, 10:49 AM
I can't stand when people say "you only hate it because you suck at it!". It's completely devoid of any logic or sense whatsoever.

Someone once told me that I must hate hockey because I suck at it. I was like "Um, no, I suck at it because I fucking HATE it. Why the HELL would I wanna be good at something I have no interest in?"

SplinterByMyOwnDesign is a douchebag.

Sin Studly
05-01-2007, 11:10 AM
Thats professional football, All they think about is the money. You should see amateur football, All they think about is winning the game.

Yeah, except the way to win games is to fall down and cry like a faggot.

Man, I was watching a game of good old Australian football the other day, I think it was the Crows and the Swans but I can't remember. It was a real defensive low-scoring game and not really worth remembering. But anyways, some guy is running along after the ball and somebody runs opposite him at full speed and launches a dirty elbow directly into his nose and mouth and pretty much drops him like a sack of shit. The guy is clutching at his mouth like he's trying to hold his teeth in and struggling to get back to his feet.

And the commentator just sneers derisively and says "Hrm, looks like he's going for an Academy Award there"

Do you get my point? In sports that real men play, you can get your entire face crushed like a fucking beer can and people accuse you of faking injuries if you show pain. You could have every bone in your body broken, and if you act hurt they're just gonna spit on you, instead of rushing over to give you a reassuring kiss and a cuddle like they do in soccer. Ugh. What a faggy sport.

Sin Studly
05-01-2007, 11:30 AM
Everyone you know is an effeminate crying sissy.

Whiplash
05-01-2007, 11:54 AM
Justin, I know where you're comming from. But you have to understand there is a huge diffirence between pro and amateur football here in the Netherlands. The amateur teams are still peoples teams, the pro teams on the other hand are controled by corporations.

Whiplash
05-01-2007, 12:01 PM
O shut up, Do you even know what you are talking about? Only a very select group go from amateur to pro, That doesn't change the fact that there mentality towards the sport are diffirent, The amateurs mentality changes when he gest caught up in the fast and rich life pro footballers live.

German Andres
05-01-2007, 12:02 PM
The mere fact that falling over and crying like a girl gives you an advantage is proof enough that the entire sport is completely and utterly faggotted and sissykicking.


You are wrong, man. Your american soccer players may do that, but the real players from other countries just get up and keep on running like anything happened.

Sin Studly
05-01-2007, 12:04 PM
Justin, I know where you're comming from. But you have to understand there is a huge diffirence between pro and amateur football here in the Netherlands. The amateur teams are still peoples teams, the pro teams on the other hand are controled by corporations.

I call bullshit. Amateurs are just fat lazy drunks having a kickabout. Maria is right on this one.


You are wrong, man. Your american soccer players may do that, but the real players from other countries just get up and keep on running like anything happened.

Other countries like France and Italy? Did you even watch the video that started this thread? Shut up, you crying sissykicker.

Whiplash
05-01-2007, 12:09 PM
I don't know how you people in france and australia play amateur football, But i bet it's very diffirent from the way we play it. Most boy's over here are bred to play and love the game, Some turn out not liking playing it every saturday and training twice a week, Like me. And some turn out to be pretty good players untill there forced to quite because of school, Work or busted ankles.

German Andres
05-01-2007, 12:11 PM
Other countries like France and Italy? Did you even watch the video that started this thread? Shut up, you crying sissykicker.


No, I mean Argentinian football. First, win at least 1 World Coup and then we might have an chat. Well, at least try to make it to the semifinals...

Whiplash
05-01-2007, 12:27 PM
hello, brazil.


Not Brazil, The Netherlands. My people, My nation..........Way to be patriotic man*taps self on back*:P

German Andres
05-01-2007, 12:28 PM
haha you're cute. it's not a world putsch, it's a world championship, a cup. not a coup.

& I overall concur with your views.


Well, sorry i got confused:confused: . What`s a coup?

Sin Studly
05-01-2007, 01:01 PM
I don't know how you people in france and australia play amateur football, But i bet it's very diffirent from the way we play it. Most boy's over here are bred to play and love the game, Some turn out not liking playing it every saturday and training twice a week, Like me. And some turn out to be pretty good players untill there forced to quite because of school, Work or busted ankles.

Blah blah blah, it's still a wimpy faggot sport for faggy people.


No, I mean Argentinian football. First, win at least 1 World Coup and then we might have an chat. Well, at least try to make it to the semifinals...

Pfft, and how many World Coups have you won? You couldn't even win a Falklands Coup, let alone a World Coup.

Whiplash
05-01-2007, 01:15 PM
Blah blah blah, it's still a wimpy faggot sport for faggy people.


Well, Excuse me if where not all as tough as you australian people.

Llamas
05-01-2007, 01:42 PM
Most boy's over here are bred to play and love the game, Some turn out not liking playing it every saturday and training twice a week, Like me. And some turn out to be pretty good players untill there forced to quite because of school, Work or busted ankles.

I totally read that as "Mota boy's", and since Whiplash always puts apostrophes in EVERY word that's pluralized with an s, I thought he was saying that guys who smoke lots of pot in Holland are bred to play and love soccer. Sounds about right.

soccer < American football < most sports.

JohnnyNemesis
05-01-2007, 04:09 PM
You are wrong, man. Your american soccer players may do that, but the real players from other countries just get up and keep on running like anything happened.

He's not from America. All of you, stop trying to make distinctions: he's talking about the ENTIRE SPORT REGARDLESS OF WHERE YOU'RE FROM


oh do shut up. everybody I know loves soccer one way or the other.

Everyone you know is an effeminate crying sissy.

Paint_It_Black
05-01-2007, 10:44 PM
I'm just gonna walk in here, point out that football is the best sport ever, then stroll right on out again.

And yes, by "football" I mean the sport which is predominantly characterized by kicking a ball with your foot. Not the sport characterized by cramming your beer belly into a ton of armor then running about holding a rugby ball.

And anyone who disagrees with me (about anything) is a faggot.

Sin Studly
05-01-2007, 10:53 PM
Effeminate crying sissy.

Not Ozymandias
05-01-2007, 11:09 PM
I disagree with half of this thread's title.


http://i13.tinypic.com/5xjbi2b.jpg

Sin Studly
05-01-2007, 11:11 PM
Point taken. Could a mod please amend my title? I'm totally 100% in the wrong on this one.

Paint_It_Black
05-01-2007, 11:20 PM
Oh please. Sean Connery is a European only by a very debatable and insignificant technicality.

More importantly, Sean Connery loves football.

Not Ozymandias
05-01-2007, 11:25 PM
Oh please. Sean Connery is a European only by a very debatable and insignificant technicality.

More importantly, Sean Connery loves football.
If you want the only non-queer on the continent not to count as European then it's cool by me. :)



More importantly, Sean Connery loves football.
Yeah, but he hates soccer.

Sin Studly
05-01-2007, 11:42 PM
Oh please. Sean Connery is a European only by a very debatable and insignificant technicality.

More importantly, Sean Connery loves football.

I see. Mods, disregard my last post. All Europeans are indeed faggotted fags.

Not Ozymandias
05-01-2007, 11:44 PM
Bloody hell.

JohnnyNemesis
06-24-2007, 04:55 PM
http://youtube.com/watch?v=GwAy4odatG0

Llamas
06-24-2007, 05:11 PM
"Gay" is not the main part about that ref. "Annoying" is. haha. But seriously. Wow.

TBD
06-24-2007, 05:46 PM
Us Beat Mexico Again

JohnnyNemesis
06-24-2007, 06:04 PM
This thread is particularly awesome because every single post from Justin was total gold.

Not Ozymandias
06-24-2007, 07:47 PM
I can't wait until we win a World Cup someday and the rest of the world watches us yawn in response. It'll start World War III.

calichix
06-24-2007, 08:00 PM
dude, I've shown like everyone those foxy rugby videos. "oeww, moi gawrdd you wanna see some australian dudes in booty shorts?!" "*squeal*"

JohnnyNemesis
06-24-2007, 08:01 PM
I can't wait until we win a World Cup someday and the rest of the world watches us yawn in response. It'll start World War III.

Fucking yes. Yes yes yes. A thousand times yes.

Sin Studly
06-25-2007, 12:48 AM
The ANZAC stand on your side, brothers. Fuck soccer.

Anyways, the rugby world cup (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CQpP3NYGe_k) and the international rules series are approaching once more. Plenty of bone-crunching action for people too manly to like soccer-faggotry.

Andy
06-25-2007, 11:28 AM
Justins Euro-hatred makes me lol.

Sin Studly
06-25-2007, 11:31 AM
I don't hate Europeans, just faggotry.

It's not my fault the two are intrinsicaly linked.

Andy
06-25-2007, 11:32 AM
Sadly enough, it's true.

Sin Studly
06-25-2007, 11:55 AM
http://www.killsometime.com/Pictures/images/Pic1203.jpg

HeadAroundU
06-25-2007, 12:57 PM
He is just jealous of how hot gentlemen we are.

Great Mike
06-26-2007, 01:36 PM
Soccer players are obviously gay, but not the sport or the supporters. Look at the hooligans; once in a while they kill a rival supporter or a policeman... and that’s not so gay. IIRC some Italian hooligans used axes a few decades ago.

Edit: They keep using them in some special occasions.

HeadAroundU
06-26-2007, 01:49 PM
Fuck off, go to Foro En Castellano thread.

Andy
06-26-2007, 01:50 PM
Well said. Well said.

Steve-O
06-26-2007, 01:53 PM
But they still got nothing on european teams. They are inproving, i agree but they have a long way to go.

Americans are pissed off because their not the best at the worlds most played game, thats why they are trying so hard and the amount of improvement is so noticable

Andy
06-26-2007, 01:56 PM
And why they're chucking outrageous sums of money at Europe's footballing OAP's.

Steve-O
06-26-2007, 02:00 PM
America would throw large sums of money at anyone to be the beast at what ever they want.

JohnnyNemesis
06-26-2007, 04:21 PM
Americans are pissed off because their not the best at the worlds most played game, thats why they are trying so hard and the amount of improvement is so noticable

Fact: people who don't give a shit about games or anything for that matter don't care whether they're any good at them.

Oh noez! I'm horrible at carpentry! THAT MUST BE WHY I RESENT IT SO MUCH (I hope my improvemet is noticeable, lolo)!!!


And why they're chucking outrageous sums of money at Europe's footballing OAP's.

Meh, that was met with laughter and yawning by the American general public. Heck, even the media coverage was filled with lawls: it was primarily a buncha people saying "don't you get it? we don't give a shit about soccer and never fucking will! lololo look at all that money wasted on some dude", etc.

Llamas
06-26-2007, 04:30 PM
That argument Steve gave is seriously so ridiculous every time I hear it. The baseball team in Wisconsin blow chunks, but people in Wisconsin love baseball. The state built the team a huge new stadium with a retractable roof in 1999. The team still sucks. So that argument is just retarded.

Also, I'm really good at writing papers. I have a natural talent for it. But I despise writing papers. So it works both ways. The US doesn't really care for soccer, and it's not because the team is bad. There are tons of countries in the world with bad teams who still love soccer and cheer on their teams as they lose.

H1T_That
06-26-2007, 04:32 PM
There are tons of countries in the world with bad teams who still love soccer and cheer on their teams as they lose.

You mean England.

JohnnyNemesis
06-26-2007, 04:34 PM
Anytime someone from the US accuses a member of another country of having some sort of inferiority complex for whatever reason (mainly because we're such a major world power), I want to fucking strangle them for being so horribly smug and conceited and tell them it makes no sense.

...unless I hear that Americans just don't like soccer because we're no good at it. That's the only time I'm like "yeah. inferiority complex. they need to go eat a dick."

Andy
06-27-2007, 12:02 PM
The Yanks are getting quite good at football. There's been an amazing change over the last few years as more of them are starting to realise that it's not such a bad game after all.

Better than the Canadians anyway :eek:

Sin Studly
06-27-2007, 12:41 PM
I've actually noticed that when Australia was supposedly doing really well in the World Cup, more people here suddenly professed to love soccer. I was really really worried for a while, but thankfully our team got raped at some point and everyone went back to sneering at "wogball".

It's frightening though ; if Australia, or for that matter, any other nation with a semblence of sporting non-faggotry (United States, New Zealand, South Africa) actually wins a world cup, or even makes it to the finals, will we merely yawn as Ozymandius has claimed, and as I dearly hope? Or will it launch the nation into indefensible ass-faggotry as the international recognition provokes us into suddenly deciding that crying and prancing like a fairy is really not that embarrassing after all? Will we turn to the dark side?

As much as I'd like to believe the former, I have a sick dread in my heart that the latter is true.

Andy
06-27-2007, 12:46 PM
Human nature means the latter. Which to be honest I don't want either. Football is OUR sport, in a perverse way I kind of like the fact the usuals* don't like it.



*usuals being the guys who don't England/ the EU. Which is pretty much everyone outside of the EU.

HeadAroundU
06-27-2007, 12:54 PM
Australia had an amazing coach. Guus Hiddink.

"Throughout his entire managerial career, he is best recognised for leading South Korea to a 4th place finish in the 2002 FIFA World Cup, managing the Netherlands into the same position in the 1998 FIFA World Cup in France, leading Australia to the second round of the 2006 FIFA World Cup—their first appearance in the tournament for 32 years."

I have no idea what he is doing with players...

JohnnyNemesis
06-27-2007, 05:47 PM
I have no idea what he is doing with players...

Fucking them in their asses.

HeadAroundU
06-27-2007, 06:16 PM
Hell yes!

No win, no lube.

Not Ozymandias
06-27-2007, 10:00 PM
It's frightening though ; if Australia, or for that matter, any other nation with a semblence of sporting non-faggotry (United States, New Zealand, South Africa) actually wins a world cup, or even makes it to the finals, will we merely yawn as Ozymandius has claimed, and as I dearly hope? Or will it launch the nation into indefensible ass-faggotry as the international recognition provokes us into suddenly deciding that crying and prancing like a fairy is really not that embarrassing after all? Will we turn to the dark side?
Truthfully, if we won a World Cup it would ignite a soccer craze for a year or two and then we'd stop caring when the novelty wore off. It would be the same as when we won the Women's World Cup in 1999, though on a bigger scale. But it couldn't last, we just don't like soccer.
I would imagine Australia or any other non soccer-crazy country would react the same.

H1T_That
06-28-2007, 10:25 AM
Funny how even if England won some major basketball or baseball trophy, we still would give two fucks about the sport at all.

Llamas
06-28-2007, 10:46 AM
Truthfully, if we won a World Cup it would ignite a soccer craze for a year or two and then we'd stop caring when the novelty wore off. It would be the same as when we won the Women's World Cup in 1999, though on a bigger scale. But it couldn't last, we just don't like soccer.
I would imagine Australia or any other non soccer-crazy country would react the same.

I think if the US won the world cup, it would have the following effects:

-people who played soccer growing up, and therefore like the sport, would go nuts.
-people who watch the world cup every time, but don't pay any attention the rest of the time, would go nuts.
-people who don't care too much about soccer but have friends who do would go to the bars to watch the games to be social and such.
-everyone else wouldn't care.

Then, a few months later, everyone would go back to liking football, basketball, hockey, baseball, or any of many other sports. Or back to not liking sports at all.

(I fall into the group that doesn't care about soccer at all, but goes to the bars to watch the games with friends for social activities.)

Not Ozymandias
06-28-2007, 11:18 AM
Funny how even if England won some major basketball or baseball trophy, we still would give two fucks about the sport at all.
I don't think your country's inferiority is funny at all.

calichix
06-28-2007, 11:34 AM
england is too white to win a basketball or baseball anything. and if they did it wouldn't count, because it's england.

Not Ozymandias
06-28-2007, 11:40 AM
I think if the US won the world cup, it would have the following effects:

-people who played soccer growing up, and therefore like the sport, would go nuts.
-people who watch the world cup every time, but don't pay any attention the rest of the time, would go nuts.
-people who don't care too much about soccer but have friends who do would go to the bars to watch the games to be social and such.
-everyone else wouldn't care.

Then, a few months later, everyone would go back to liking football, basketball, hockey, baseball, or any of many other sports. Or back to not liking sports at all.

(I fall into the group that doesn't care about soccer at all, but goes to the bars to watch the games with friends for social activities.)
No, I like my way of saying it better.

Not Ozymandias
06-28-2007, 11:45 AM
england is too white to win a basketball or baseball anything. and if they did it wouldn't count, because it's england.

Don't forget their bad teeth.

H1T_That
06-28-2007, 11:50 AM
I don't think your country's inferiority is funny at all.

I know, your just jealous because we're better than you at actual sports. No hard feelings.

JohnnyNemesis
06-28-2007, 11:56 AM
If by actual sports you mean sissykicking faggotry, then yes, you are better.

calichix
06-28-2007, 12:01 PM
lol@foxhunting. and lawn croquet.

H1T_That
06-28-2007, 12:04 PM
If by actual sports you mean sissykicking faggotry, then yes, you are better.

It amazes me that you americans (who's two popular sports are baseball and basketball,which are non contact sports) can claim football to be on the whole faggotry. More so the fact that they base it on the world cup, which is probably the msot you guys see of the sport, as aposed to the nitty gritty first, second and third devision english games.

Moreso you guys claim faggotry over our sport, then come out with team names like ' "insert relevant city" ducks', '"insert relevant city" red socks'.

C'mon, name an english football team with a more faggoted name than the ducks.

calichix
06-28-2007, 12:40 PM
Man City...

Sin Studly
06-28-2007, 12:52 PM
It amazes me that you americans (who's two popular sports are baseball and basketball,which are non contact sports)

Games where you hit a ball with a bat are indeed faggotted, but the good things about those sports are that skill and hand-eye co-ordination is more important than physical fitness. That's great because it means drunken wife-beating drug-using scumbags can compete at a top level, and we all get to lol at the awesome scandals, like when David Boon drank 52 cans of beer on the Sydney-London flight and terrorised the whimpering faggy Englanders, or when Shane Warne did.... well, anything. I dunno why anyone would actually want to watch those faggotted sports, however.

Basketball I'm not gonna defend. Basketball is faggotted. But nowhere near as faggotted as soccer.


can claim football to be on the whole faggotry.

Soccer is on the whole faggotry.


C'mon, name an english football team with a more faggoted name than the ducks.

Man United. Arsenal.

HeadAroundU
06-28-2007, 01:06 PM
Arsenal.
Also, Arsenal. That's double faggoted :D

Not Ozymandias
06-28-2007, 01:23 PM
Speaking of basketball (which IS a contact sport, I don't know what in the fuck you're talking about), there's been an epidemic of flopping in the NBA over the past decade. It started right when European and South American (i.e. soccer strongholds) players started joining the league.

You can't make this shit up.

JohnnyNemesis
06-28-2007, 01:26 PM
I don't understand how the fuck basketball could possibly NOT be a contact sport.

Also, NotOzy's right. Right when the players from soccer countries started playing basketball, the flopping (aka faggotry) epidemic began. Coincidence? NO!

Sin Studly
06-28-2007, 01:38 PM
I refuse to consider basketball a contact sport. In fact, I refuse to consider anything that doesn't include 120mph elbows to the face a contact sport.

JohnnyNemesis
06-28-2007, 01:40 PM
Basketball regularly includes facebreaking elbows, but it's technically not allowed :( :( :(

Sin Studly
06-28-2007, 01:41 PM
Exactly. You might as well say soccer is full-contact because the britfags bash each other with metal poles outside the stadium.

Not Ozymandias
06-28-2007, 01:54 PM
Basketball regularly includes facebreaking elbows, but it's technically not allowed :( :( :(
And you get suspended for a fucking year. I'm not that crazy about violence in sports, but the NBA is becoming soccer. I remember when Malone put his elbow through Isiah's face (committing every Knicks fan's dream) and the world didn't end. Now he would be banned for life. :(


This is all Europe's fault, ever since they started marketing the league there and bringing in foreign players it's turned into golf.

Sin Studly
06-28-2007, 02:01 PM
I thought most of the European players were Lithuanian, and complained that you couldn't AK-47 the other team's guards.

Not Ozymandias
06-28-2007, 02:14 PM
When it first started they were all Eastern Europeans, but now the French, Spanish, Italians and South Americans are coming over in droves. You can imagine what that's doing.

Sin Studly
06-28-2007, 02:21 PM
Well, kiss goodbye to another sport you loved.

Llamas
06-28-2007, 03:45 PM
The NBA has gotten really faggy... as have a few conferences of NCAA basketball (particularly the SEC). But some conferences in NCAA basketball play rough and players may get suspended for failing out of their recreational studies program, but no problem when someone gets knocked out. I seriously can't enjoy watching the NBA, though.

In general, though, college sports are less faggy than pro in the US. I find football, hockey and basketball all to be more exciting at college games than pro, and the players get away with WAY more.

H1T_That
06-29-2007, 12:40 PM
Man United. Arsenal.

Its actaully Manchester. Man just happens to be the first 3 letters. Same with Arsenal. Fair enough if they were called "arse-nail" But its clearly arsenal, as in an arsenal of weaponry, hence thier logo (a cannon).

calichix
06-29-2007, 04:11 PM
perrrrro everyone says "man". glory glory man united.

Andy
06-29-2007, 04:20 PM
Its actaully Manchester. Man just happens to be the first 3 letters. Same with Arsenal. Fair enough if they were called "arse-nail" But its clearly arsenal, as in an arsenal of weaponry, hence thier logo (a cannon).

Mate, just leave it already.

Not Ozymandias
06-29-2007, 04:23 PM
hence thier logo (a cannon).
Nothing phallic about that.

Not Ozymandias
10-05-2007, 11:28 AM
I've never seen anything like this in my entire fucking life:

http://youtube.com/watch?v=h213GJo76sQ&mode=related&search=


A soccer goalie has to be STRETCHERED OFF THE FIELD with an icepack on his cheek for being tapped on the side of the face/neck by a fan.
And the homo soccer fans on Youtube refer to it as an "assault" or "attack"!!

Apparently he was trying to get the game canceled because his team was losing.
Holy Christ, what a fucking abomination of a sport.

0r4ng3
10-05-2007, 11:30 AM
Wow, what the fuck? He even considered chasing the guy for a full two seconds before thinking, "hey, I should just fall down".

Did I mention what the fuck?

HeadAroundU
10-05-2007, 11:38 AM
Lol, that was great.

Andy
10-05-2007, 11:44 AM
The governing body is looking into his fuck-uppery and hopefully he'll get exactly what he deserves; it's behaviour like that gives the sport it's faggy reputation. Funnily enough, this is the same guy who had a flare thrown at his head in 2005:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aMRD8fGToFY

Still, as bad it is was it can't beat Rivaldo (another Brazilian!) at the 2002 World Cup. This is easily the most breathtakingly ridiculous thing I've seen in my life: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BVTw1ysCgBY

The worst thing is the idiotic ref actually bought it and sent the Turkish player off.

JohnnyNemesis
10-05-2007, 11:52 AM
Holy Christ, what a fucking abomination of a sport.

After watching that absolutely infuriating video, all I can do is repeat this sentence.

SaiKYoU
10-05-2007, 11:56 AM
Dida's is worst than Rivaldo's...

Dida did that cuz they were being beaten up by Celtic 2-0, and if an assault on a footballer or a refree happens UEFA usually makes the match end 3-0 for the visiting team, as a punsihment for lack os security... this way Milan will win and celtic will lose.. yeah i kknow it's a stupid rule..

but now Milan is gonan punish Dida, and i'm sure he'll not play next match in Italy...

Andy
10-05-2007, 12:06 PM
Celtic 2-0

It was 2-1 but that's just me nitpicking as everything else you said was spot on. The flare incident I highlighted in my previous post shows that Dida has experience with fan trouble, and assumed that if he seemed as pained as he was in 2005, the ref would call the game off, award Milan a 5-0 win and make Celtic play all the rest of their European games behind closed doors.

Unfortunately for Dida, precedent only takes effect if there's a crime in the first place. But we'll let him off for that, he's Brazillian and we all know South Americans have a somewhat jaded view of law...

Sin Studly
10-06-2007, 05:53 AM
Holy Christ, what a fucking abomination of a sport.

Sin Studly
11-14-2007, 11:22 AM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KX2yxGK5ZZw

Watch how he just sits there calmly waiting for a medic and holding his grotesquely ruined leg in place. That's what a real man is, kids.

All About Eve
11-14-2007, 11:30 AM
Holy christ, what a fucking abomination of a sport.

Edit:
http://youtube.com/watch?v=QzowiTndq7s

I hate Auburn, but you have to have this guy props for getting up like nothing happened. And the tackler had a bum knee.

Sin Studly
11-14-2007, 11:37 AM
I'm kinda missing the point of that video. It looks like a fairly soft tackle on a guy who's off-balance. Sure, it'd knock you down pretty good, but it shouldn't hurt you. He should have gotten up like nothing happened, because nothing really did happen.

Anyways, I'll outdo you with a better "guy getting up real quick after a bad hit" clip.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9z0LA5HqJJM

All About Eve
11-14-2007, 11:42 AM
I'm kinda missing the point of that video.
His helmet was knocked partway off, he had a concussion, etc.

I was just pointing out the contrast between the two chest "hits" in respective games of "football"

Sin Studly
11-14-2007, 11:50 AM
Which video am I supposed to be comparing it to, I'm missing the "chest hit"?

EMehl6
11-14-2007, 11:55 AM
I have another man sport for you all. Lacrosse. Check this shit out. Best part of it is, 99% of these hits are perfectly legal.

http://youtube.com/watch?v=KzDf2ixDnS4

http://youtube.com/watch?v=mQ1Rm4KaTns

http://youtube.com/watch?v=S9ZvpDE8XPU

Sin Studly
11-14-2007, 12:23 PM
Hey, that actually looks pretty good. But what's with the helmets? Does America have a single full-contact sport where you don't have to wear $1200 of uneccessary armour? You're not besieging a motte and baily for fucks sake, it's just a game.

EMehl6
11-14-2007, 12:43 PM
Haha, well, the equipment doesn't total up to $1200. It's closer to around $250-$300, tops, and that's if you go all out, and by top-of-the-line stuff. All that's required by rules are a helmet, stick, and gloves. And, if you watch a full game once, you'll understand why we wear all that stuff. Seriously, if that stuff wasn't worn, we'd have a few deaths per game. No lie. It's that violent.

For example, it's perfectly legal to whack the living shit out of a guy's arms if he has the ball. And, you can absolutely annihilate anyone who has the ball or, when the ball is on the ground, anyone who's near it, as long as you don't hit them from behind or in the head. Though, hits to the head happen about 30 times a game.

As for games that don't require padding in the US, we do play rugby, but that's the only one I can think of that doesn't involve padding and does involve body checking.

I have to try to find the video/article, but there was a guy in a college game last year who got absloutely lit the fuck up, and ended up having a punctured lung or some shit, but played the rest of the game. He said he was coughing up blood the whole time, but never bother to tell anyone until after the game because he didn't want to be taken out of the game. Now that's a man.

Sin Studly
11-14-2007, 12:46 PM
I'll concede that hockey should have protective gear, but not this. And not American football, either.

edit ; or is the ball really hard and flung really fast from those sticks? I can sorta sympathise with the wearing of helmets if that's the case.

EMehl6
11-14-2007, 12:50 PM
Yeah, the ball is really hard, and it's coming out of the sticks at anywhere between 60-120 mph. There are a few people that shoot the ball so hard and fast that it rips through the back of the net.

And if you think hockey should require pads, then you should think lacrosse needs them as well. It's pretty much the same game, especially indoor lacrosse.

Sin Studly
11-14-2007, 01:03 PM
Okay, I withdraw my criticism on the use of helmets and armour. But American Football still has no excuse.

EMehl6
11-14-2007, 01:11 PM
Yeah, I have no problem saying that lacrosse is one of the most violent sports played. Not only are there some wicked checks, the sheer athleticism is amazing. If you want to see some insane offensive playing, look up Mikey Powell on youtube. The guy is a freak of nature. Example (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=D18BVqCvVZE).

You'll enjoy this too:

http://www.insidelacrosse.com/page2.cfm?pagerid=10&team=&gallery=166587&photo=11&hidecontent=yes

I tend to agree about American football, except I think there needs to be a little padding. None would result in death. Unless that's what you were going for. But, you have to admit, it's still a hell of a lot better than European football.

Sin Studly
11-14-2007, 01:30 PM
American Football sans padding would only have deaths because of the ridiculous metal helmets. Lose the helmets and the padding, and you'll be fine.