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Sin Studly
02-17-2007, 01:41 AM
Fuck Victor Hugo and George Sand, there's shankin' to be done.

1. Which of the following Australian icons is *NOT* a convicted murderer?
a) Ned Kelly
b) Mark "Chopper" Read
c) Harry "Breaker" Morant
d) Ivan Milat

2. Name an Australian farm that's bigger than that pissfag nation of Belgium
a) Anna Creek
b) Hauskraal
c) Koroonga Station
d) Dust Span

3. How does one avoid a drop-bear attack?
a) Wear glasses backwards on your head
b) Dress entirely in bright yellow
c) Rub Vegemite under the ears
d) Hat with corks on it

4. Bundaberg Rum...
a) Safe for consumption
b) Irreversable brain damage
c) Intestinal bleeding
d) Urinary tract infections

5. The Battle of Brisbane in WW2 was fought between...
a) Australia and Japan
b) America and Japan
c) Britain and Japan
d) Australia and America

6. Amelia Earheardt...
a) Caught with drugs in Bali
b) Stingray'd
c) Dingo stole her baby
d) Cronulla race-riots

7. 'Stupid Ugly Whining Drunken Stinking Worthless Fucking Poms' is a television show made by...
a) John Safran
b) Shaun Micallif
c) Steve Irwin
d) Paul Hogan

8. The ethnic slur 'boong' originated from...
a) An aboriginal tribal name
b) An aboriginal given name
c) An aboriginal language greeting
d) The sound they make when you run over them

9. Sydneysiders are stupid fucking cunts because...
a) They live in Sydney
b) They pay $900 a week to live in fibro hovels next to sewerege plants.
c) They're such pathetic American-wannabes they call Victorians "Mexicans" for living "south of the border" lololol
d) All of the above, and much more

10. The object of Australian Rules Football is to...
a) Fall to the ground and cry like a little girl
b) Run as fast as you can at another team's player, leap into the air and elbow him in the face as hard as is humanly possible
c) Engage in unarmed combat to the death
d) Do something with a ball




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Acoustic1804
02-17-2007, 02:00 AM
OK, I'll try my best with this!

Don't laugh at me when I fail.

1. I'll go with Harry "Breaker" Morant, because frankly, I've never heard of him

2. Kooronga Station.

3. Rub Vegemite under ears. Works everytime for me. And as proof, I have never encountered a bear attack let alone seen one in Australia

4. Uranary Tract infections for some people maybe, but I'm still good

5. Australia and Japan DUH

6. Dingo stole her baby

7. Shaun Micallif

8. I'll go with the funniest answer. When running them over. Damn Abos

9. All of Above and much more

10. Run as fast as you can at another team's player, leap into the air and elbow him in the face as hard as is humanly possible

the_GoDdEsS
02-17-2007, 02:01 AM
1. d (His name is Slav and a Slav in Aussie would be criminal but maybe he got convicted for something else...)

2. c (I'm guessing because it's a station?)

3. a

4. c, duh!

5. a (no idea)

6. a

7. a

8. d, lolz!

9. d probably

10. b although I was tempted by c :P

Sin Studly
02-17-2007, 02:11 AM
Acoustic ; 5/10

Goddess ; 3/10

Venom Symbiote
02-17-2007, 02:47 AM
10. Run as fast as you can at another team's player, leap into the air and elbow him in the face as hard as is humanly possible

Players of the game would like you to believe that, but clearly the answer is A.

Sin Studly
02-17-2007, 03:09 AM
If that ever ever happened in an AFL game, the player would have about four minutes before being actually injured. Possibly by his own teammates. And the judiciary would approve of it, because the last thing they want the game to turn into is Italian sissykicking.

Venom Symbiote
02-17-2007, 03:15 AM
Meh. I really don't understand how people who play AFL see the game as some toughguy shit and just about anyone else thinks it's for fairies. *shrug* Seems it's both manly and faggy at the same time, depending on which state you're from. Rugby's the more violent game though, I'm not sure how people can argue otherwise.

I only skim-read the questions, but Battle of Brisbane was between us and the U.S., not Japan as Acoustic said. It was hardly a "battle" though, from memory from school it was just a bunch of Australians beating on Americans with their fists, no? And the Americans open fired and killed a couple people asserting their superiority? Then the drunken Australians did some more brawling the next day or something and nothing came of it.

Like 10 people injured and one dead, or something. "Battle", yeah. Pssh.

Grabbal
02-17-2007, 03:18 AM
1. Which of the following Australian icons is *NOT* a convicted murderer?
a) Ned Kelly

2. Name an Australian farm that's bigger than that pissfag nation of Belgium
a) Anna Creek

3. How does one avoid a drop-bear attack?
b) Dress entirely in bright yellow

4. Bundaberg Rum...
a) Safe for consumption

5. The Battle of Brisbane in WW2 was fought between...
a) Australia and Japan

6. Amelia Earheardt...
c) Dingo stole her baby

7. 'Stupid Ugly Whining Drunken Stinking Worthless Fucking Poms' is a television show made by...
a) John Safran

8. The ethnic slur 'boong' originated from...
a) An aboriginal tribal name

9. Sydneysiders are stupid fucking cunts because...
b) They pay $900 a week to live in fibro hovels next to sewerege plants.

10. The object of Australian Rules Football is to...
d) Do something with a ball

Venom Symbiote
02-17-2007, 03:20 AM
Forgot the other one. The "boong" thing is, of course, the sound it makes when you hit them with your car.

Sin Studly
02-17-2007, 03:26 AM
Wow, could you wear your cultural cringe any more overtly?

Seriously man, you need to accept that you're an Australian. Your ancestors were shackledragging convict scum who raped, whored, robbed and murdered, and got sent here as a punishment. Your people think convincing foreigners to be afraid of hoop snakes and drop bears is funny. Your people like to drink lots of beer and beat each other up for no reason. Your people like Steve Irwin and Paul Hogan. Your people consider the epitome of wit to be nicknaming a redhead "Bluey". Your people like driving over boongs and race-rioting.

I can understand being mildly embarrassed of Australiana. That's just normal. But when you're saying shit as ridiculous as saying AFL is for fairies is just amazingly stupid. Watch an AFL game. And by the by, rugby is more full-contact. AFL is more violent. I've never seen a rugby game degenerate into a free-for-all melee. It happens 2-3 times every single AFL season when the old rivals play each other. Rugby players don't spread out across the field as much, and have less opportunity to dish out the sneaky liverpunches and headbutts that you get in every level of AFL. AFL is simply a dirtier, more violent game. It's not designed to be, but it is.

As for the battle of Brisbane, yeah. It was just a pack of drunken Australians who made friends with an American serviceman, and when MPs attempted to arrest him for drunkeness they responded by kicking the shit out of a bunch of MPs and overrunning a US military base with beer cans and dole forms before being shot at and running off giggling. It doesn't really deserve to be called a battle ; but it is.

Sin Studly
02-17-2007, 03:27 AM
Grabbal ; 3/10

XYlophonetreeZ
02-17-2007, 03:58 AM
9. Sydneysiders are stupid fucking cunts because...
c) They're such pathetic American-wannabes they call Victorians "Mexicans" for living "south of the border" lololol

So does that make Venom Symbiote a wannabe-Sydneysider, lololol?

Venom Symbiote
02-17-2007, 04:11 AM
Your ancestors were shackledragging convict scum who raped, whored, robbed and murdered, and got sent here as a punishment.

Untrue. I'm just a post-War immigrant free Scot/'fugee German Jew scumrag Celt/Heeb mongrel. :p

Alright, agreed on the AFL thing.


overrunning a US military base with beer cans and dole forms before being shot at and running off giggling.

See, as I remember it it wasn't even a military base, it was a fucking downtown Post Office the seppos were using as a makeshift admin building. A couple of dudes ran out with shotguns and blasted a few dipshit bogans and it was done with.

Sin Studly
02-17-2007, 04:13 AM
A place where a part of the military is basing itself is still a military base, no matter how unimpressive. I think it was just a duty station to deal with drunken Americans causing trouble and touching our wimmins.

Venom Symbiote
02-17-2007, 04:18 AM
Yeah, that was most likely the reason, some trivial jealousy bullshit.

It's kinda funny though, dude, I know you're not the biggest fan of Americans, but I'd kinda expect you to be of the view "they should have put aside their petty differences and just concentrated as united Westerners on shooting chinks" or something.

Sin Studly
02-17-2007, 04:19 AM
... it started because some drunken diggers were defending a drunken American they befriended. It stemmed from hatred of authority figures, not hatred of Americans. We still liked Americans and hated cops back then.

Sin Studly
02-17-2007, 05:19 AM
Maria ; 3/10

Seems to be par for the foreigners, so nice going.

HeadAroundU
02-17-2007, 06:43 AM
1. d
2. a
3. none of them is right, there is no defence
4. c
5. a
6. d
7. d
8. a
9. c
10. b (c)

No cheating, I swear, not that I expect I'll have 10/10.

Sin Studly
02-17-2007, 06:53 AM
2/10. So sad for you.

Great Mike
02-17-2007, 11:54 AM
1. Which of the following Australian icons is *NOT* a convicted murderer?
d) Ivan Milat (the name that sounds more honest to me)

2. Name an Australian farm that's bigger than that pissfag nation of Belgium
a) Anna Creek (almost sure)


3. How does one avoid a drop-bear attack?
a) Wear glasses backwards on your head (and slowly going away?)


4. Bundaberg Rum...
d) Urinary tract infections (like other rum)

5. The Battle of Brisbane in WW2 was fought between...
a) Australia and Japan (I hope)


6. Amelia Earheardt...
a) Caught with drugs in Bali (in this one I've even tried to cheat, but couldn't find anything... so random answer)


7. 'Stupid Ugly Whining Drunken Stinking Worthless Fucking Poms' is a television show made by...
b) Shaun Micallif (random)


8. The ethnic slur 'boong' originated from...
b) An aboriginal given name (rdm)


9. Sydneysiders are stupid fucking cunts because...
d) All of the above, and much more (coming from you...)

10. The object of Australian Rules Football is to...
d) Do something with a ball (correct answer)

Venom Symbiote
02-17-2007, 06:42 PM
Haha, Ivan Milat was a friggin' mustachioed serial backpacker slayer. "Honest" name, heh. :p

And why does everyone keep answering the non-racist option on "boong"? Goddammit, you're talking about Australia. It's the sound they make when we hit them with our cars, proverbially.

And I don't even know what the fuck a "drop-bear" is to be honest. Some "Aussie" I am.

Lizardus
02-17-2007, 11:35 PM
1. Which of the following Australian icons is *NOT* a convicted murderer?
d) Ivan Milat

2. Name an Australian farm that's bigger than that pissfag nation of Belgium
d) Dust Span

3. How does one avoid a drop-bear attack?
a) Wear glasses backwards on your head

4. Bundaberg Rum...
a) Safe for consumption

5. The Battle of Brisbane in WW2 was fought between...
d) Australia and America

6. Amelia Earheardt...
b) Stingray'd

7. 'Stupid Ugly Whining Drunken Stinking Worthless Fucking Poms' is a television show made by...
d) Paul Hogan

8. The ethnic slur 'boong' originated from...
d) The sound they make when you run over them

9. Sydneysiders are stupid fucking cunts because...
d) All of the above, and much more

10. The object of Australian Rules Football is to...
c) Engage in unarmed combat to the death

the_GoDdEsS
02-18-2007, 02:29 AM
The first question totally tricked me because I immediately excluded Chopper without realising he was not convicted for it.

Oh and, Shaun Micallef's sketches are hilarious.

Venom Symbiote
02-18-2007, 04:02 AM
Oh and, Shaun Micallef's sketches are hilarious.

Incorrect.

the_GoDdEsS
02-18-2007, 04:08 AM
Everyone here knows most of your opinions are worth shit.

Sin Studly
02-18-2007, 11:47 AM
Great Mike ; 4/10

Lizardus ; 2/10

Stranger With Candy
02-18-2007, 12:08 PM
1. Which of the following Australian icons is *NOT* a convicted murderer?
d) Ivan Milat

2. Name an Australian farm that's bigger than that pissfag nation of Belgium
b) Hauskraal

3. How does one avoid a drop-bear attack?
b) Dress entirely in bright yellow

4. Bundaberg Rum...
b) Irreversable brain damage

5. The Battle of Brisbane in WW2 was fought between...
a) Australia and Japan

6. Amelia Earheardt...
b) Stingray'd

7. 'Stupid Ugly Whining Drunken Stinking Worthless Fucking Poms' is a television show made by...
d) Paul Hogan

8. The ethnic slur 'boong' originated from...
d) The sound they make when you run over them

9. Sydneysiders are stupid fucking cunts because...
d) All of the above, and much more

10. The object of Australian Rules Football is to...
d) Do something with a ball

Sin Studly
02-18-2007, 12:29 PM
Stranger with Candy ; 3/10