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F@ BANKZ
02-20-2007, 02:45 PM
The result: TKAA brickpwns Pay The Man!!!

darea
02-20-2007, 02:53 PM
well so far it seems you are winning... but... maybe we should leave it till tomorrow at 12

F@ BANKZ
02-20-2007, 02:56 PM
We'll just wait until the thread closes, if TKAA is losing i will submit at last.


Not likely

Apathy
02-20-2007, 06:48 PM
TKAA is probably my least favorite offspring song.

Wait no, feelings. TKAA is #2 on the hate list.

ZagmenO
02-20-2007, 07:41 PM
I'm all for TKAA. That song is what got me into the offspring and now I'm a diehard fan.

Offspring-Junkie
02-21-2007, 01:11 AM
They're both great, but I like TKAA more.

darea
02-21-2007, 05:31 AM
well it seems pay the man has won

Forza
02-21-2007, 06:19 AM
It still 6 days.. but damn yea! Pay The Man rocks.

DexterWannabe
02-21-2007, 06:51 AM
TKAA is way better than Pay the man

F@ BANKZ
02-21-2007, 08:03 AM
well it seems pay the man has won
With 1 vote difference and 6 days left i'm not entirely convinced:p

Biggest offspring fan
02-21-2007, 08:09 AM
TKAA totally fucks Pay the man. TKAA has one of the hardest intros of all offspring songs.

Forza
02-21-2007, 09:15 AM
TKAA totally fucks Pay the man. TKAA has one of the hardest intros of all offspring songs.

Hmm.. TKAA might be better, but I'll be damned if the intro is harder than Pay The Man's intro.

Stranger With Candy
02-21-2007, 09:56 AM
TKAA totally fucks Pay the man. TKAA has one of the hardest intros of all offspring songs.

Hahahahaha, oh yeah. TKAA is way harder to play than Pay the Man:rolleyes:

Bazza
02-22-2007, 01:13 AM
Hahahahaha, oh yeah. TKAA is way harder to play than Pay the Man:rolleyes:

Hehe, TKAA the song with the intro anyone can play. Pay The Man takes care and diligence to learn to play properly.

Oh and Pay The Man kicks ass!

F@ BANKZ
02-23-2007, 08:07 AM
Don't tell me this is going to be a fucking draw

darea
02-23-2007, 08:26 AM
well it seems that even in a poll nobody knows which they think is best... I think it should be pay the man because there is something really special about it, whereas the kids aren't alright is good, but it does sound more like the other stuff... although not quite...

darea
02-23-2007, 02:00 PM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RYm7lN02978

this sounds like a pretty good cover of the kids aren't alright

ZagmenO
02-23-2007, 02:06 PM
I liked it. The "WHOA's" were a little off key but who cares?

darea
02-23-2007, 02:10 PM
yeah I've listened to other songs that they have done and they are good, I wonder if one of these guys is on the bbs.... just curious

F@ BANKZ
02-23-2007, 03:08 PM
well, it's just about who's ahead at the finishing line, still at 17 all, we're gonna have to keep waiting

Gayman
02-23-2007, 07:04 PM
This looks to be a close one.

darea
02-24-2007, 06:10 AM
so you want it to go all the way to the end of the line?

Gayman
02-24-2007, 06:33 PM
that's All I Want


oh man I'm hilarious!

F@ BANKZ
02-25-2007, 01:56 AM
awww this is taking forever...and a day

*uses gayman's avatar drums for a drum roll*

ZagmenO
02-25-2007, 09:08 AM
Stop with the song references or I will have you all..."Beheaded" in "Tehran."

F@ BANKZ
02-25-2007, 09:26 AM
well I Choose to Defy You and Take It Like A Man

ZagmenO
02-27-2007, 09:11 AM
But remember, you "Can't Repeat" the same joke because it's a "Bad Habit" to do that. It's "Cool to Hate" this kinda stuff but you "Gotta Get Away" from the bad "Feelings" you have for the "Original Pranskter" who set this up. It's hard for me to think of good jokes because I have "The Worst Hangover Ever" and I "Can't Get my Head Around You." But "All Along" this beats spending "A thousand days" in "Walla Walla" when "The Kids Aren't Alright!"

F@ BANKZ
02-27-2007, 09:25 AM
I'm sure i could beat that but have you ever considered that i actually could leave it behind and do something alot more useful that may be of some use or even change the world. Okay I'm No Hero but if i respond to things like that I'll Be Waiting for when you're in prison, awaiting The Noose, for spamming before i could ever stop responding to you're comments so Spare Me The Details. People am i alone when i just want to Hit That Zagman for not giving anyone time to relax or stopping posting, I'm sure It'll Be A Long Time before he's Gone Away and when he is i will be amazed but hey i've gotta have something to believe in so... MOTA!

ZagmenO
02-27-2007, 10:22 AM
Well you're Never Gonna Find Me but I'll stop posting if you can Kill the President with a Lightning Rod but that'll be a Long Way Home later on. I mean he's a Million Miles Away. Perhaps you can hire someone to do it. But you have to Pay the Man and it'll cost a lot so Why Don't You get a Job? I Choose to respect my Elders. And because Bush is an elder, I'll use Dirty Magic to keep him and Americana alive.

Stranger With Candy
02-27-2007, 10:43 AM
Oh god, spare me the details.

F@ BANKZ
02-27-2007, 10:55 AM
Well you're Never Gonna Find Me but I'll stop posting if you can Kill the President with a Lightning Rod but that'll be a Long Way Home later on. I mean he's a Million Miles Away. Perhaps you can hire someone to do it. But you have to Pay the Man and it'll cost a lot so Why Don't You get a Job? I Choose to respect my Elders. And because Bush is an elder, I'll use Dirty Magic to keep him and Americana alive.

Jennifer lost the war

This is one of those many times i really wish i was called Jennifer

Emily_offspring_fan
02-27-2007, 12:13 PM
20 & 20! Go for Pay the Man!

Grabbal
02-27-2007, 12:18 PM
This is ridiculous!!

Demon_of_Debauchery
02-27-2007, 01:13 PM
I'm sure i could beat that but have you ever considered that i actually could leave it behind and do something alot more useful that may be of some use or even change the world. Okay I'm No Hero but if i respond to things like that I'll Be Waiting for when you're in prison, awaiting The Noose, for spamming before i could ever stop responding to you're comments so Spare Me The Details. People am i alone when i just want to Hit That Zagman for not giving anyone time to relax or stopping posting, I'm sure It'll Be A Long Time before he's Gone Away and when he is i will be amazed but hey i've gotta have something to believe in so... MOTA!
lol reminds me of This (http://www.offspring.com/forums/showthread.php?t=21011) thread.

darea
02-27-2007, 01:14 PM
yeah it is... but before we did this poll Pay the man was winning...

F@ BANKZ
02-27-2007, 01:34 PM
Sorry to ruin this stupendously "rediculous" atmosphere but if it's a draw we'll say Pay The Man wins

Also, me and zag were way better than everyone on that thread: apart from maybe this guy


So his friends asked him to Come Out and Play but his mom told him not to becuase The Kids Aren't Alright. But he thought that She Had Issues so he went out anyway, and when he was in his house he was Living in Chaos He started to drink, got into his car cuz he had a Bad Habit, drove real fast down the motorway because he felt So Alone, then he crashed cuz his car had No Brakes, was given a D.U.I. now he's rebuilding his Self Esteem in Walla Walla, and now he life has become Nothing from Something, and the next morning he had the Worst Hangover Ever. He decided he would rather be in Baghdad then here. His mom visited him in prison and said 'What Happened to you? You know that When Your In Prison things are different, the inmates will say Kick Him When He's Down. They'll be like Deamons. Why Don't You Get a Job? Instead your just an Original Pranksta, i Defy You(r) actions. All I Want is for you to Take It Like a Man. Your goning to be in rehad Sessions now. I've Gotta Get Away from you. I'm going to be a Million Miles Away and your Never Gonna Find Me, All Along i was right about you, i hope the Vultures pick at you.' Obviously he was mad at his mom because she had Gone Away. He really wanted to Hit That face of hers and Smash it to a pulp. And long story short he OD'd and died. (hope u don't mind me using lyrics there)

When i grow up i wanna be just like this guy:rolleyes:

damn someone vote TKAA, its the decideing fucking vote ffs

darea
02-27-2007, 01:42 PM
yeah that was awesome!!! But what does D.U.I. mean? I dont know the song but have no idea what THAT means

F@ BANKZ
02-27-2007, 01:47 PM
To be honest i don't either, i know all the lyrics but never knew shit about what DUI means, i'll find out now

edit: took me about 2 seconds to google, define dui, then post this: driving under the influence. The song being about drink driving this would seem most appropriate.

darea
02-27-2007, 01:50 PM
all I know is that DUI seems to be the name of Noodle's dog...

F@ BANKZ
02-27-2007, 01:53 PM
really?

PS VOTE TKAA

ZagmenO
02-27-2007, 01:54 PM
D.U.I. stands for "Driving Under Influence." It's a little thing you get if you drive while heavily drunk or if you've been doing drugs while driving. They take your car and liscense away and you have to go through several procedures to get them back.

And what F@ Bankz said: VOTE TKAA SOMEONE PLEEZ!!!

F@ BANKZ
02-27-2007, 01:57 PM
heh this thread is pretty fun, its sorta like poll/piss around sorta thread

TKAA OR ILL FIND OUT WHERE YOU LIVE, PROBABLY BOOK A FLIGHT, GET SOME COFFE KNOCK ON YOUR DOOR SLAP YOU THEN COME HOME AGAIN.

P.S. 7 IS TOO BIG EVEN FOR A POST LIKE THIS:P

while we're waiting lets play eye spy, only your only aloud to look at your screen:)
maybe not:(

darea
02-27-2007, 02:00 PM
DOOOON'T LISTEN TO THEM AND VOTE PAY THE MAN PLEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEASE OR I WILL GO AND KICK YOU WHEN YOU'RE DOWN

Gayman
02-27-2007, 02:00 PM
Pay The Man!! GO GO GO GO!

darea
02-27-2007, 02:00 PM
yayPAY THE MAN

F@ BANKZ
02-27-2007, 02:01 PM
*books flight to Gayman'sville then walks out room and gets in car heading to airport.
Stops out on the way and throws a small pebbel at Darea's door*


KICK YOU WHEN YOU'RE DOWN

Ha ha! *picks up pebble and wraps it up as present & posts through letterbox*

ZagmenO
02-27-2007, 02:03 PM
Chances throoooooooooooooooown
Nothing's freeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
longing fooooooooooooooooooooooor
what used to beeeeeeeeee

darea
02-27-2007, 02:04 PM
LOL wow that's scary... a small pebble... I think I'm burning up inside... I think I'll take a little ride... go and burn F@ BANKZ alive...

F@ BANKZ
02-27-2007, 02:09 PM
Chances throoooooooooooooooown
Nothing's freeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
longing fooooooooooooooooooooooor
what used to beeeeeeeeee

?


LOL wow that's scary... a small pebble... I think I'm burning up inside... I think I'll take a little ride... go and burn F@ BANKZ alive...

ahem i don't know if you noticed but the pebble i threw at your door was small and the one i posted through your letterbox wasn't specified as small so maybe not, quite so scary... *gets hit on head with large brick*

TKAA

Gayman
02-27-2007, 02:11 PM
*books flight to Gayman'sville then walks out room and gets in car heading to airport.
Stops out on the way and throws a small pebbel at Darea's door*

hahaha....funny

darea
02-27-2007, 02:12 PM
hey it turned out the brick was made of rubber...

Pay the man

F@ BANKZ
02-27-2007, 02:15 PM
perhaps we ought to talk about something remotely on topic so we don't get all our posts here deleted.

Sooooo... The Offspring, arn't they a good band?

ZagmenO
02-27-2007, 02:15 PM
TkA MUDDA FUCKIN' A 4 T3H W!N ALL YALLS!!!!!!!!!!!

darea
02-27-2007, 02:17 PM
errr this is the topic : VOTE PAY THE MAN!!!!

Gayman
02-27-2007, 02:18 PM
perhaps we ought to talk about something remotely on topic so we don't get all our posts here deleted.

Sooooo... The Offspring, arn't they a good band?

The Offspring? Who are they? Isn't this Backstreet Boys' boards?

ZagmenO
02-27-2007, 02:21 PM
The Offspring? Who are they? Isn't this Backstreet Boys' boards?

No, dude! It's the Elvis Presley board!!!!! :eek: :D

darea
02-27-2007, 02:21 PM
sorry, it's not either of them, it's social distortion board, and they ARE AWESOME

F@ BANKZ
02-27-2007, 02:21 PM
Its the message boards message boards for fans of message boards, isn't it:confused:

darea
02-27-2007, 02:23 PM
it's the board where you gotta vote for PAY THE MAN or die

F@ BANKZ
02-27-2007, 02:23 PM
its the feeling's board

see what i did there eh? eh?

darea
02-27-2007, 02:27 PM
what's good about this thread, is that whatever song wins, I will be happy because I love both of them.. but I still prefer PAY THE MAN

F@ BANKZ
02-27-2007, 02:28 PM
what's good about this thread, is that whatever song wins, I will be happy because I love both of them.. but I still prefer PAY THE MAN

What's that you prefer TKAA ayyy

darea
02-27-2007, 02:33 PM
NO I like the video of TKAA but if they made a video of pay the man it would be much better....

VOTE PAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAY THE MAAAAAAAAAAAAAAN

F@ BANKZ
02-27-2007, 02:34 PM
NO I like the video of TKAA but if they made a video of pay the man it would be much better....

Well, when you put it that way there's no competition:confused:


TKAA

darea
02-27-2007, 02:35 PM
PAY THE MAN

F@ BANKZ
02-27-2007, 02:37 PM
This could probably count as spamming now so i'm gonna go to sleep. Later peoples, i don't know how i'm going to go to sleep with all this excitement going on but i'm going to have to get by.

OMG WHOEVER VOTED THEN I LOVE YOU!!! TKAA IS GONNA BRICKPWN PAY THE MAN WOO!

darea
02-27-2007, 02:38 PM
WELL I dont love you

F@ BANKZ
02-27-2007, 02:39 PM
Good job you didn't quote me then:p

edit: why do i get the feeling that last post was from a pirate...hmm...

ZagmenO
02-27-2007, 06:20 PM
sorry, it's not either of them, it's social distortion board, and they ARE AWESOME

YES!!!


edit: why do i get the feeling that last post was from a pirate...hmm...

You mean Pirate Scurvy Dawg? :eek:

F@ BANKZ
02-28-2007, 12:12 AM
no....of....course not

ZagmenO
02-28-2007, 10:14 AM
Well then what pirate? He's the only pirate I know of on this board.

Emily_offspring_fan
03-01-2007, 07:28 AM
VOTE FOR:

PAY THE MAN

Haha This thread is crazy.

Bazza
03-01-2007, 09:02 AM
Ahem, what's with all the fighting, surely the democratic system voting system will find the winner.

oh and by the way pay the man should win regardless cause it's awesome and anyone who disagrees is obviously mental!

F@ BANKZ
03-01-2007, 09:17 AM
such a shame TKAA!!! won then

Grabbal
03-01-2007, 09:18 AM
This should not be!!

F@ BANKZ
03-01-2007, 09:21 AM
Who's for a second poll then:p

Bazza
03-01-2007, 03:36 PM
I think a second poll isn't needed, simply because everyone know Pay The Man is the better of the two. I'm not denying that TKAA isn't good, but it's not a masterpiece like Pay The Man.

F@ BANKZ
03-02-2007, 12:24 AM
hmmmm....i dunno, im seriously thinking of a second poll due to diagreement.

ZagmenO
03-02-2007, 09:07 AM
C'mon, guys! TKAA won and that's it. Pay the Man is a good song, but TKAA won by a very narrow, and I mean VERY narrow margin.

Emily_offspring_fan
03-02-2007, 04:03 PM
But just for ONE vote! It's isn't enough to say that TKAA won.
(Ok, I know it's enough)

Short_Attention_Span
03-02-2007, 05:44 PM
I demand a recount! :P
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F@ BANKZ
03-03-2007, 01:43 AM
*glances at top of screen* TKAA won

DirtyYeso
03-05-2007, 08:02 PM
I would have voted for Pay The Man... Its such an awesome song.. so different from everything else..

Emily_offspring_fan
03-06-2007, 12:58 PM
And we would have had 21 for Pay the Man! :(

F@ BANKZ
03-06-2007, 01:00 PM
yeah you've really screwed some people up with that post DirtyYeso

Not me, i'm the king of the world, TKAA will win the final Hurt 'N' Heal now!!! *attempt at evil laugh*

ZagmenO
03-06-2007, 01:00 PM
Dudes. TKAA won. I can't believe this thread keeps getting bumped.

darea
03-06-2007, 01:02 PM
Pay the man is way better!!! but Im glad we are not bothering with a poll for CO1 even though I prefer vultures to million miles away....

F@ BANKZ
03-06-2007, 01:14 PM
haha talk of the devil: aka Zagmen0!!!!

Biggest offspring fan
03-06-2007, 02:08 PM
Dudes. TKAA won. I can't believe this thread keeps getting bumped.

And that is said from you. lol

DirtyYeso
03-06-2007, 05:13 PM
yeah you've really screwed some people up with that post DirtyYeso

Not me, i'm the king of the world, TKAA will win the final Hurt 'N' Heal now!!! *attempt at evil laugh*

I just signed up man...

darea
03-06-2007, 05:15 PM
I just signed up man...

Well unless this poll gets closed and as long as you havent voted yet, I guess you still can....

DirtyYeso
03-06-2007, 05:18 PM
Well unless this poll gets closed and as long as you havent voted yet, I guess you still can....

nop, the poll is closed

darea
03-06-2007, 05:20 PM
okay well that's just too bad, but I guess it could have gone on forever

ZagmenO
03-06-2007, 07:41 PM
And that is said from you. lol

lolololololololol.

C'mon...when's the last time I bumped a thread for no reason? :D