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TBD
02-21-2007, 12:35 PM
So theres this buddy of the guys in my house that we've all known since the beginning of college, for four years, and he's a really cool guy. We've all known he is a porn addict, considering he watches it in the middle of the living room with no qualms at any moment of the day. Well, this weekend, after coming back from parties, he kept on being super pushy about using a computer and begging all of us to use our computers, to "check his e-mail." Well I passed out in my room without letting him use the computer and when I woke up it was gone and in the living room, so he came into my room at night to use it, kind of weird. There was a porn disk in there, I wasn't too suprised. He did this exact same thing the next night (He doesn't live here, he just stays here a lot) This kind of annoyed me since he snuck in the house considering we locked the front door after he left when we got back, and my room was closed and he just came in to steal my computer. This time there was no porn disk in it, so I just checked my history being the prowling eye I am, and it shows he went to a well known advertising website, posting an ad "I want to get my dick sucked dry, it doesn't matter by who" Mentioning that he doesn't care if its a guy or girl. Conveniently, he saves his password on my computer, and us invading privacy at any chance we get, inspected his e-mails, and he is meeting up with fat 40 year old women to get sucked off, and just random dudes on the internet. All this shit is weird cause he is really popular with girls, and none of us had any idea he was anything but straight. We made a fake e-mail address and sent it to him to meet up, and we're considering meeting up with him somewhere with all of the housemates there to freak him out. What should the plan of action be?

Revolver-2005?
02-21-2007, 01:04 PM
Do what he asked, suck his dick.

Endymion
02-21-2007, 01:06 PM
What should the plan of action be?

sucking his dick seems appropriate.

TBD
02-21-2007, 01:10 PM
Good plan. Noted.

JohnnyNemesis
02-21-2007, 01:51 PM
Consider this the third vote for a communal blowjob!

Whiplash
02-21-2007, 01:53 PM
This is vote number four.

Zeall
02-21-2007, 01:59 PM
high five'd

offspring dude
02-21-2007, 01:59 PM
oo, I say you give us his E-mail addy.

TBD
02-21-2007, 02:34 PM
oo, I say you give us his E-mail addy.

LOLZ HOMO.

HeadAroundU
02-21-2007, 02:39 PM
Gang-bang!

Paint_It_Black
02-22-2007, 02:36 AM
Show it to his parents.

Then suck his dick.

Sin Studly
02-22-2007, 02:43 AM
We made a fake e-mail address and sent it to him to meet up, and we're considering meeting up with him somewhere with all of the housemates there to freak him out.

Yeah, make sure his parents are present.

Vera
02-22-2007, 03:10 AM
Show it to his parents.

Then suck his dick.

I'd reverse the order.

neocon58
02-22-2007, 04:35 AM
Yeah, make sure his parents are present.

Fucking oath.

Paint_It_Black
02-22-2007, 06:59 PM
I'd reverse the order.

But then he wouldn't be crying during the fellatio, and where's the fun in that.

DeAtHsTaR
02-23-2007, 07:17 AM
This is the definition of pwnt.

Sinister
02-23-2007, 07:23 AM
I have no choice but to agree.

T-6005
02-23-2007, 08:14 AM
This is the definition of pwnt.
Weren't you the one who used to tell us all that we didn't know what a pwn was?

F@ BANKZ
02-23-2007, 08:19 AM
I think you should just drop it into conversation whenever possible, like mention it in completely unrelated convosations. Then give it back to him, don't be too harsh on the guy.

DeAtHsTaR
02-23-2007, 04:10 PM
Weren't you the one who used to tell us all that we didn't know what a pwn was?

That was different, you were supposedly "pwning" a then-15-year-old kid you'll never meet in real life, over the internet and giggling about it for a few hours when the lot of you are in your mid-20s. This thread is a little different.

wheelchairman
02-23-2007, 04:13 PM
That was different, you were supposedly "pwning" a then-15-year-old kid you'll never meet in real life, over the internet and giggling about it for a few hours when the lot of you are in your mid-20s. This thread is a little different.

No, you're just a bit of a loser Dain.

Lodat225
02-23-2007, 05:11 PM
All of you are losers.

H1T_That
02-24-2007, 04:51 AM
Why are you friends with someone who steals your computer to e-mail old men for oral sex?

Paint_It_Black
02-24-2007, 05:20 AM
Because they've known him for four years and he's a "really cool guy", remember?

H1T_That
02-24-2007, 05:26 AM
Because they've known him for four years and he's a "really cool guy", remember?

Good point. Its acceptable to let 'cool guys' get away with that sort of shit.

Jakebert
02-24-2007, 07:47 AM
Plus, a lot of people have that friend who is a complete waste of space that they can't get rid of.

Paint_It_Black
02-24-2007, 09:39 PM
I bet Lodat doesn't.

Lodat225
02-24-2007, 09:40 PM
I'm that friend.

:(

Paint_It_Black
02-24-2007, 10:50 PM
Points for denying me the punchline.

Lodat225
02-25-2007, 07:48 AM
Whoo! My first point.

Jakebert
02-25-2007, 10:23 AM
And you lost it by bragging about it.

Lodat225
02-25-2007, 02:57 PM
Fuck .

JoY
02-27-2007, 03:08 AM
That was different, you were supposedly "pwning" a then-15-year-old kid you'll never meet in real life, over the internet and giggling about it for a few hours when the lot of you are in your mid-20s. This thread is a little different.

wowowow. everyone here in their mid twenties, raise your hand.

Zeall
02-27-2007, 03:16 AM
lol, old people

Paint_It_Black
02-27-2007, 03:43 AM
Pfft, mid-twenties? That's crazy talk!

JoY
02-27-2007, 04:27 AM
he was 15 back then, all the mean people were in their mid twenties.
..holy damn, I'm barely in my mid-twenties now.

Lodat, maybe you feel like you were picked on because of your age, or like it was an unfair "fight", because you were younger.. but you make a couple of members here out to be quite a bit older than they are. maybe age played no factor whatsoever in the whole deal? maybe it was more of a maturity problem, hm?

I'll agree that it was an unfair "fight". but yet that really had nothing to do with age whatsofuckingever, but with your communicative- & debating-skills.

Apathy
02-27-2007, 04:51 AM
Yeah, maybe it was a maturity problem. The older and so-called wiser population didn't have the maturity to realize that he's just a kid and of course he's going to be a dumbass at times, if it bothers a person that much they shouldn't make a big deal out of it.

You don't have to deal with the situation, so don't pretend like you do. It's just as easy to ignore him as it is to bitch at him about everything.


We're somewhat off topic. I kinda want an update on the original post.

JoY
02-27-2007, 08:18 AM
this must be one of my first points of critique I ever expressed to the guy. I'm not talking about dumb-ass comments, he used to fucking spam. it's not a big deal & I never made one out of it, but it's ridiculous for him to act like he's some traumatised kid all the older kids picked on. he deliberately was an annoyance back in the days.

I needed a chance to explain myself, even if it's off topic. *shrugs*

calichix
02-27-2007, 08:31 AM
oh, god. that would be so mortifying.

Lodat225
02-27-2007, 01:26 PM
he was 15 back then, all the mean people were in their mid twenties.
..holy damn, I'm barely in my mid-twenties now.

Lodat, maybe you feel like you were picked on because of your age, or like it was an unfair "fight", because you were younger.. but you make a couple of members here out to be quite a bit older than they are. maybe age played no factor whatsoever in the whole deal? maybe it was more of a maturity problem, hm?

I'll agree that it was an unfair "fight". but yet that really had nothing to do with age whatsofuckingever, but with your communicative- & debating-skills.
Wait, what the fuck you talking about woman?

Mannen som blev en gris
02-27-2007, 01:31 PM
Lodat and Dain are not the same person.

Although... you never know!

So, basically, Joy is talking about Dain.

Lodat225
02-27-2007, 01:35 PM
Oh! I was confused. Thanks for clearing that up.

And no. I'm not him.

F@ BANKZ
02-27-2007, 01:38 PM
And I'm him.

you make this too easy dude, didnt even have to use anything but backspace this time *sits back in chair and stretches*

WebDudette
02-27-2007, 08:08 PM
Changing a quote, if not done right just look pathetic and stupid in my opinion.