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HornyPope
02-24-2007, 06:33 PM
Seriously, I could put two truck suit pants by the time I close the zipper. The only way to perfect jeans-fitting is excercising, but that's just another tenet of homosexuality anyways.

Lodat225
02-24-2007, 06:37 PM
You're just fat.

HornyPope
02-24-2007, 06:46 PM
I'll fucking eat you.

Lodat225
02-24-2007, 06:46 PM
What a fat-ass.

wheelchairman
02-24-2007, 07:11 PM
however jeans are much lower maintenance. They don't need to be washed as often and will last forever.

Sin Studly
02-24-2007, 07:57 PM
Jeans are in no way for homos. Unless they're tight, and if you own jeans too tight for you you're either fat or a homo.

HornyPope
02-24-2007, 08:53 PM
however jeans are much lower maintenance. They don't need to be washed as often and will last forever.

I thought so too, but then it got ripped above the knee area after three years. People at the store (whom I asked to find me new pair that looked exactly like the old one) actually asked me if I did the cut myself, can you believe it? Like I would think of adding a "tear effect" to my pants.

And not true on the cleaning. Only white spots stick to track pants (like toothpaste), everything else can be, at worst, removed by rubbing the pants with your palm.

Betty
02-24-2007, 09:02 PM
You sound like you're growing more sexy and desirable by the hour Vlad.

HornyPope
02-24-2007, 09:11 PM
Sex is merely what I do, not who I am.

H1T_That
02-25-2007, 07:11 AM
Tight jeans look horrible and are generally worn by Homos. Baggy jeans are horrible and are generally worn by skaters or pot heads. somewhere is the middle of that spectre, jeans are cool.

killer_queen
02-25-2007, 10:30 AM
Sexy men should be only allowed to wear tight jeans and tight white t-shirts. I don't care if they're for fags or not. Tight jeans always get my attention. Not in a bad way.

F@ BANKZ
02-25-2007, 10:32 AM
If the type of men you find attractive wear tight jeans you're gonna have a hard time finding a man (with them being homos and all). Unless......

Mota Boy
02-25-2007, 11:05 AM
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You sound like you're growing by the hour Vlad.Agreed.

Betty
02-25-2007, 06:56 PM
Sexy men should be only allowed to wear tight jeans and tight white t-shirts.

God, tight white t-shirts are so hot.

SaiKYoU
02-25-2007, 06:57 PM
Sexy men should be only allowed to wear tight jeans and tight white t-shirts. I don't care if they're for fags or not. Tight jeans always get my attention. Not in a bad way.

if they're not fags, they're stupid...

JohnnyNemesis
02-25-2007, 07:34 PM
You're just fat.


Lodat said exactly what I was gonna say before I did. I...I don't know how I feel about that.


God, tight white t-shirts are so hot.

I wear tight white t-shirts all the time, but they make me look like a total fag cause I'm so skinny :(

Betty
02-25-2007, 07:41 PM
False. White t-shirts even look sexy on skinny boys, I know from experience. They just can't be TOO tight.

JohnnyNemesis
02-25-2007, 07:46 PM
That's good news, 'cause mine definitely aren't too tight.

Now that I've got that covered, I've gotta work on getting sexy on my lower half.

0r4ng3
02-25-2007, 07:48 PM
Lodat said exactly what I was gonna say before I did. I...I don't know how I feel about that.
Maybe the two of you are starting to think more alike.

Maybe you're BECOMING him!!

coke_a_holic
02-25-2007, 08:21 PM
That's good news, 'cause mine definitely aren't too tight.

Now that I've got that covered, I've gotta work on getting sexy on my lower half.

srsly, I'm a lanky beanpole. Millions of sexual references can be made at that comment.

But yeah, if jeans are for homos, sign me up for interior design school.

Lodat225
02-25-2007, 09:17 PM
I wear nothing but jeans. That's how i roll.


Lodat said exactly what I was gonna say before I did. I...I don't know how I feel about that.

You know you love it. ;)

Little_Miss_1565
02-25-2007, 09:27 PM
I agree, Ricky. But I'm laughing too hard at how being bitter about being fat means homoz r bad. Kudos to Lodat in this case for being on it.

Venom Symbiote
02-25-2007, 10:16 PM
Psh. Normal jeans and a t-shirt are like "offical teenager uniform" as far as I'm concerned.

It's the fucking trendy pre-faded or slashed-knees jeans that piss me off, and are indeed homo. Or those bright fucking white Azn jeans.

But normal average "blue, available virtually anywhere in any mall anywhere" jeans? Fuck no. Nothing wrong there.

WebDudette
02-25-2007, 10:20 PM
The sad thing is the last time I went to buy jeans I had a hard time finding just plain blue jeans. Everything was faded or cut.

HornyPope
02-25-2007, 10:54 PM
Homos are very sensitive people.

Sin Studly
02-25-2007, 11:13 PM
But I'm laughing too hard at how being bitter about being fat means homoz r bad.

No, it's "healthy ppl r homoz", not "homoz r bad".

HornyPope
02-25-2007, 11:14 PM
Yeah seriously, she hates me so much she doesn't even read the posts. She just knows I hate the homos.

JohnnyNemesis
02-25-2007, 11:17 PM
The sad thing is the last time I went to buy jeans I had a hard time finding just plain blue jeans. Everything was faded or cut.

This is a problem I've been strugging with for several years.

sKratch
02-25-2007, 11:27 PM
Yeah it's pretty annoying when you can't find a regular 'ol pair of jeans... And my favorite pair is starting to rip in several places :[

ninthlayer
02-25-2007, 11:44 PM
spectre
Leave Patrick Swayze alone.

wheelchairman
02-26-2007, 03:42 AM
As far as jeans go, I went for the cheapest. So mine are faded and have those weird perfect square cuts in random places. But on the bright side I only payed 27$

ninthlayer
02-26-2007, 03:44 AM
I usually snag American Eagle jeans, which run between $20-$30.

wheelchairman
02-26-2007, 03:58 AM
Yes but my country has a 25% sales tax. Eat it!

ninthlayer
02-26-2007, 04:17 AM
That's rough. Iowa is 5%. Fun fact, the last time I washed the jeans I wear on a consistent basis was mid-January.

Little_Miss_1565
02-26-2007, 07:27 AM
No, it's "healthy ppl r homoz", not "homoz r bad".

Ah, thanks for the clarification.


Yeah seriously, she hates me so much she doesn't even read the posts. She just knows I hate the homos.

And now I also know the only difference between you and the average stupid fat American is that you're in Canada. Have fun with the elastic waist tracksuit pants.

nieh
02-26-2007, 07:35 AM
This is a problem I've been strugging with for several years.

I absolutely refuse to get pre-faded or pre-torn jeans but I made an exception for one pair. Wal-Mart had flannel-lined jeans for like $25 and they're the most ridiculously awesome things ever that I decided to get them even though they were pre-faded.

Sinister
02-26-2007, 07:40 AM
fuck pre-faded, fuck pre-torn. fuck blue, even.

(my) black jeans for the fucking win.

JohnnyNemesis
02-26-2007, 08:34 AM
Yes but my country has a 25% sales tax. Eat it!

I will never complain about New York City's 8.25% sales tax ever again. Jeeeez.


I absolutely refuse to get pre-faded or pre-torn jeans but I made an exception for one pair. Wal-Mart had flannel-lined jeans for like $25 and they're the most ridiculously awesome things ever that I decided to get them even though they were pre-faded.

That sounds a little too awesome to handle. Fortunately, you're an impressive level of awesome yourself, so the whole thing doesn't spontaneously combust on you.

wheelchairman
02-26-2007, 11:32 AM
fuck pre-faded, fuck pre-torn. fuck blue, even.

(my) black jeans for the fucking win.

Hi emo fag. :)

Betty
02-26-2007, 11:40 AM
Actually, American Eagle was the last place I found perfect-fitting jeans, and for cheap too! And now they have a hole in the bum since a couple of weeks ago and it's getting bigger, which is extremely tragic.

JohnnyNemesis
02-26-2007, 01:52 PM
^Easy access.

Lodat225
02-26-2007, 03:42 PM
Hi emo fag. :)

Hahaha, idiot.

wheelchairman
02-26-2007, 04:26 PM
Hahahah, genius. :)

Homer
02-26-2007, 04:43 PM
I'm not a trendy asshole, so I don't shop at American Eagle.

Randy River FTW, anyone?

T-6005
02-26-2007, 05:57 PM
It's true, they make you gay. There's even a ripple effect that makes other males around you gay for you. Ask Iza.

Bazza
02-26-2007, 06:03 PM
Tight jeans look horrible and are generally worn by Homos. Baggy jeans are horrible and are generally worn by skaters or pot heads. somewhere is the middle of that spectre, jeans are cool.

Agreed, and what else can you wear in England without looking like a chav?

sKratch
02-26-2007, 08:37 PM
For some reason I really wanted bazza's reply to be, "Hey! I wear jeans..."

T-6005
02-26-2007, 10:20 PM
For some reason I really wanted bazza's reply to be, "Hey! I wear jeans..."
He was gay around you too, wasn't he?