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Jakebert
03-10-2007, 04:14 PM
Today I was out and I saw that my church had this on their little sign out front:

"CH__CH. WHAT'S MISSING? U R."

Share your favorite cheesy church signs plz.

nieh
03-10-2007, 04:27 PM
The best vitamin for a Christian is B1

in fact: http://www.offspring.com/forums/showthread.php?t=26458

the_GoDdEsS
03-10-2007, 04:51 PM
We don't have church signs here. Lolz at cheesy ones.

JohnnyNemesis
03-10-2007, 05:01 PM
The best vitamin for a Christian is B1

in fact: http://www.offspring.com/forums/showthread.php?t=26458

Funny how I didn't get it when I read the thread, but when I was rollin' thru Jerz with Sam, I saw it on a sign, completely forgot this thread, and lol'd super hard.

nieh
03-10-2007, 05:03 PM
I wouldn't be surprised if you saw it on the same sign I did.

Grabbal
03-10-2007, 05:10 PM
We don't have a church, just an old house where old people join and praise the lord.. Therefor, no church sign..

All About Eve
03-10-2007, 05:46 PM
"Freedom is free, Salvation is not. Join the church."

I swear.

Sin Studly
03-11-2007, 12:27 AM
"Jesus loves Osama" and "Jesus loves Hitler".

They stirred up a fuckload of controversy around these parts recently.

H1T_That
03-11-2007, 04:41 AM
" The most powerful position is on your knees "

0r4ng3
03-11-2007, 03:08 PM
Many times I've considered making this thread. I pass by a church sign every day on the bus ride from school. There have been some funny ones, but I can't seem to remember them. I'll post the one I see tomorrow.

the_GoDdEsS
03-11-2007, 03:15 PM
What kinda churches are they anyway? Is it some Christian branches or something?

Paint_It_Black
03-12-2007, 02:50 AM
I see a lot of good ones here. It's the best part of living in the bible belt.

Today I saw "Forgive thy enemies, it'll drive them nuts!" which got at least a smile out of me. Too tired to remember better right now.

Zeall
03-12-2007, 03:13 AM
There is some sort of sunday school in our local church, the sign on the outside reads:

Kool
Kids
Klub

exactly like that, i wonder if they intentionally put the K's under each other

Whiplash
03-12-2007, 04:36 AM
http://marysweeney.lazyatom.com/wp-content/god_listens_to_slayer.jpg


I just love this one. <3<3

0r4ng3
03-12-2007, 10:41 AM
Today I saw "Forgive thy enemies, it'll drive them nuts!" which got at least a smile out of me. Too tired to remember better right now.
The church sign I mentioned before had this exact saying a couple of weeks ago. Is there a committee or something?

When I passed by it today, it said "Heaven: Don't miss it for the world".

Isolated Fury
03-12-2007, 01:04 PM
I just saw this today:

"Go deep in God."

HeadAroundU
03-12-2007, 01:11 PM
/\ That's so fucking lame.

0r4ng3
03-12-2007, 01:15 PM
I just saw this today:

"Go deep in God."
Pfft, and they said homosexuality is a sin. Buncha hypocrites.

Llamas
03-12-2007, 01:16 PM
Pfft, and they said homosexuality is a sin. Buncha hypocrites.

Maybe it's proof that God is a woman...

HeadAroundU
03-12-2007, 01:20 PM
Maybe it's proof that God is a woman...
No fucking way.

JohnnyNemesis
03-12-2007, 01:25 PM
Pfft, the creator and provider of life being a woman? That's preposterous! If that were the case, why don't women on earth create and provide life, huh?

Yeah!

HeadAroundU
03-12-2007, 01:31 PM
*preposterous

You are becoming elizier. Also, god's not black.

JohnnyNemesis
03-12-2007, 01:34 PM
Error fixed + of course God is white! How else would you explain what a cruel, sadistic, hateful killing machine he is?

0r4ng3
03-12-2007, 01:38 PM
Um...video games?

That's it! God plays Grand Theft Auto!

JohnnyNemesis
03-12-2007, 01:43 PM
That's it! God plays Grand Theft Auto!

Well, that would certainly explain how such an average game consistently gets perfect scores in all the major video game magazines...

ps. Sweet sig!

Jiggaboo Jones
03-12-2007, 01:52 PM
I saw a great church sign while visiting my gf...

forbidden fruit makes many jams

Betty
03-12-2007, 11:21 PM
I love church signs! They brighten my day. Unfortunately I don't know if I can remember any word for word, and there's a great one just down the street from here that I always chuckle at. So I guess I'll share my best church sign story of late, which I may have already shared?

We were walking downtown and one sign in front of a church said:

Real Life.
Real People.
Real Answers.

And we decided it would be fun to change the words around, so we thought long and hard as to what we could change it to. We ended up with:

Real Life.
Real People.
Real Ass.

Wonder if they had an unusually high turnout the next day...

Jiggaboo Jones
03-13-2007, 02:54 PM
I love church signs! They brighten my day. Unfortunately I don't know if I can remember any word for word, and there's a great one just down the street from here that I always chuckle at. So I guess I'll share my best church sign story of late, which I may have already shared?

We were walking downtown and one sign in front of a church said:

Real Life.
Real People.
Real Answers.

And we decided it would be fun to change the words around, so we thought long and hard as to what we could change it to. We ended up with:

Real Life.
Real People.
Real Ass.

Wonder if they had an unusually high turnout the next day...

You're going to hell.

loud_noises!
03-15-2007, 01:34 PM
i dont go to this church, but the sign said "god's love outlasts the energizer bunny" or something like that.