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Lizardus
03-13-2007, 07:02 PM
I know you guys love this kind of thing.

Right now, i am in the process of getting a job, and i'm considering getting a pet (if everything goes as planed).
The thing is, to entertain myself i have been trying to come up with names, but i suck at it.
Anyway, here are my choices:
A possum (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Possums)
A ferret (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ferrets)

Recliners are a leading cause of accidental death in ferrets
It may sound cruel, but i am heavily amused by that quote.
An iguana (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Iguana)

All About Eve
03-13-2007, 07:04 PM
Possums are awful. I'd definitely get a ferret.

Get a black, female ferret and name it Aunt Jemima.

Paint_It_Black
03-13-2007, 07:05 PM
What the fucking fuck happened to your english?

Lizardus
03-13-2007, 08:44 PM
No clue, but i fixed what i could.


Possums are awful. I'd definitely get a ferret.

Get a black, female ferret and name it Aunt Jemima.
I have been leaning towards ferrets more an more lately, they are so cute and friendly.

Rag Doll
03-13-2007, 08:48 PM
Don't get an iguana. Seriously. They grow at an alarming rate. And when they get older, they get nasty. My mom had one and when it matured it used to try to jump out of the cage and attack us/my cats/my dog. And they can do a lot of damage between whipping with their tails and their long, sharp nails.

Plus, it seriously used to cum all over the fucking cage and it was so gross. eugh.

Paint_It_Black
03-13-2007, 10:38 PM
No clue, but i fixed what i could.

No, there's more you could fix.

Betty
03-13-2007, 11:16 PM
My friend has a ferret. It sorta smells (like all those little furry animals) but it's pretty cute whenever I've been over and is extremely entertaining.

Llamas
03-14-2007, 03:15 AM
Don't get an iguana. Seriously. They grow at an alarming rate. And when they get older, they get nasty. My mom had one and when it matured it used to try to jump out of the cage and attack us/my cats/my dog. And they can do a lot of damage between whipping with their tails and their long, sharp nails.

Plus, it seriously used to cum all over the fucking cage and it was so gross. eugh.

That just sounds vile and disgusting. Who would want one of those?

Get a ferret!
http://www.indcjournal.com/archives/ferret.jpg
How can you NOT want one??

Jakebert
03-14-2007, 03:45 AM
I'd get a ferret and name him Scribbles.

If you get an iguana, you have to name it Jub-Jub. It's the law.

TheUnholyNightbringer
03-14-2007, 08:34 AM
Gary is an excellent name for any pet.

Zeall
03-14-2007, 08:41 AM
Lord Tedward Huffington

If i ever get a dog it'll be called Lad/Shep/Bess

Paint_It_Black
03-14-2007, 12:37 PM
We get it, you're from Yorkshire...

HeadAroundU
03-14-2007, 12:45 PM
Whatever is it gonna be, name it LODAT.

Rag Doll
03-14-2007, 12:51 PM
That just sounds vile and disgusting. Who would want one of those?

it is vile and disgusting. eugh. =\

Lizardus
03-14-2007, 09:08 PM
Whatever is it gonna be, name it LODAT.
I'm very tempted to do just that.

Zeall
03-15-2007, 05:14 AM
We get it, you're from Yorkshire...

heh, that i be