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Duskygrin
03-14-2007, 04:47 AM
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Whiplash
03-14-2007, 05:00 AM
We men really are a superior race. :p

Kutjebef...

Zeall
03-14-2007, 05:11 AM
i changed a lightbulb this morning, what are the odds?

Amiralanal
03-14-2007, 05:44 AM
If men didnt exist, who would put his penis in you?

the_GoDdEsS
03-14-2007, 06:24 AM
That's actually strange. I don't know a single woman here who would not be able to change a lightbulb, recognise if it's loose or dead and how many Watts she needs. Uh?

wheelchairman
03-14-2007, 06:30 AM
The changing the lightbulb thing would be because women are too short. But you would know nothing about that... :p

Tizzalicious
03-14-2007, 06:35 AM
The tribute continues with...

If men didn't exist, who'd cook for you? Who'd call you "bimbo" for having no sense of direction, then accompany you back home after a night out & too much alcohol imbibed?

Pfff, these are totally the other way around when it comes to the man in my life.

wheelchairman
03-14-2007, 06:36 AM
What? I call you bimbo all the time.

HornyPope
03-14-2007, 06:40 AM
What a racist post.
Good thing I love racism. :)

Tizzalicious
03-14-2007, 06:52 AM
What? I call you bimbo all the time.

You're the blonde one! And the one without sense of direction!

wheelchairman
03-14-2007, 07:05 AM
Yeah that was me trying to find where Tizz hid the coffee I bought. :(

Sin Studly
03-14-2007, 08:25 AM
You like men who cry, Maria.

This feeble thread won't convince us you appreciate masculinity.

JohnnyNemesis
03-14-2007, 08:26 AM
You're French and Greek. I'm not sure if real men even exist in your life.

calichix
03-14-2007, 08:29 AM
I love men. A beautiful man pwns a sunset over the Serengeti. <3

Paint_It_Black
03-14-2007, 12:40 PM
You're French and Greek. I'm not sure if real men even exist in your life.

And suddenly this thread doesn't fail.

killer_queen
03-14-2007, 12:50 PM
Men are boring and generally they're all same. Women on the other hand are absolutely more brilliant and charming. I love men. But not as much as I love women.

T-6005
03-14-2007, 12:51 PM
I'm embarrassed at that joke for you, Maria.

You're right - not even a three-year old would laugh.

Vera
03-14-2007, 12:57 PM
If men didn't exist, what would love be like?

Lesbian? Duhhh.

Nina
03-14-2007, 01:11 PM
Men are boring and generally they're all same. Women on the other hand are absolutely more brilliant and charming. I love men. But not as much as I love women.

WUT? my world just collapsed. I believed that you think "h8 2 all women".

HeadAroundU
03-14-2007, 01:26 PM
In the world without leeeeeeaders, who'd start all the wars?

Navampa
03-14-2007, 01:31 PM
Men are mor interesting than women.

For example, on American Idol, men are more interesting to see. All women on that show are the same, and the men are all different.

killer_queen
03-14-2007, 01:37 PM
WUT? my world just collapsed. I believed that you think "h8 2 all women".

W-why? I mean, I could have said something like "women are walking vaginas" or something but it obviously is a joke.

Oh well, maybe I really was thinking in that way before. You know, when I was thinking that all the people I know are the only people in the world. =/ But no, I've never hated women.

calichix
03-14-2007, 01:55 PM
I'd much rather hang out with a fella but I'd rather live with a woman. Men are so easy to read and so understandable and so goofy and have such big hands. <3

HeadAroundU
03-14-2007, 02:00 PM
You would have a major gnardon on me then. :D

killer_queen
03-14-2007, 02:11 PM
I'd much rather hang out with a fella but I'd rather live with a woman. Men are so easy to read and so understandable and so goofy and have such big hands. <3

I prefer the opposite of it for the same reason. And I <3 big hands too.

HeadAroundU
03-14-2007, 02:28 PM
I have a big hands. Now, love me!

JohnnyNemesis
03-14-2007, 02:51 PM
And suddenly this thread doesn't fail.

I thank you kindly. This:


In the world without leeeeeeaders, who'd start all the wars?

Got the same reaction out of me.


Men are mor interesting than women.

For example, on American Idol, men are more interesting to see. All women on that show are the same, and the men are all different.

Good job using a horribly irrelevant show like American Idol to back up your claims about gender differences across the world. You're smart.

ps. calichix/killer_queen: I have huge hands. Fawn over me, thx.

H1T_That
03-14-2007, 05:01 PM
I can totally change lightbulbs and more.

wheelchairman
03-14-2007, 05:53 PM
My hands are tiny :(

So tiny. :(

I wish I was cool so I could brag about my *big* hands...:(

JohnnyNemesis
03-14-2007, 05:55 PM
You mean like me, Per? You mean you wish you had big hands like me? I have big hands. Look at me, everyone. Big hands here. Big. Right, Per? Big.

I hate when people brag about that kind of thing though. Lame.

calichix
03-14-2007, 05:59 PM
Per, are we talking small or dainty?

wheelchairman
03-14-2007, 06:06 PM
I could lie and say I trim my nails, but then Tizz would call me out on my ugly little hands. :(

Offspring-Junkie
03-15-2007, 05:32 AM
In the world without leeeeeeaders, who'd start all the wars?

Monkeys!!!!!!!!!

Manic Subsidal Boy
03-15-2007, 05:53 AM
Monkeys!!!!!!!!!

Nah Leeeeeeaders would still find away.

Whiplash
03-15-2007, 05:55 AM
I could lie and say I trim my nails, but then Tizz would call me out on my ugly little hands. :(

Don't worry you're not alone, i don't have large hands eather. But you know what they say about men with big hands and big feet...?? ......they're compensating. ;)