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Anya82
03-15-2007, 05:04 PM
I was wondering... do you guys name your penis? girls, do you name your boyfriend's penis?

Amiralanal
03-15-2007, 05:05 PM
why name your boyfriends penis when you could swallow it?

Tizzalicious
03-15-2007, 05:10 PM
Swallow his PENIS??????

And no, I don't name it.

Lodat225
03-15-2007, 05:25 PM
Yeah, swallow. Who doesn't swallow penises anymore?

Nina
03-15-2007, 05:29 PM
There is a name for everything.

Manic Subsidal Boy
03-15-2007, 05:33 PM
There is a name for everything.

Especially your penis, my dudes names Wayne!

T-6005
03-15-2007, 06:05 PM
I do not name my penis. However, sometimes it is referred to simply as "Penis", instead of "my penis" or "the penis." Dick is also commonly used, although generally preceded by "my."

"Cock" is unacceptable and I consider it reasonable grounds to break up with any girl who calls it that.

wheelchairman
03-15-2007, 06:09 PM
I call my penis "Mark Bryan."

Bazza
03-15-2007, 06:45 PM
It's never crossed my mind. It's part of me so therefore it is me (god I sound like a French philosopher!). I think it would be weird to name t, I don't name any other part of myself. And my gf doesn't have a special name for it either, least not that I know off.

T-6005
03-15-2007, 06:49 PM
It's never crossed my mind. It's part of me so therefore it is me (god I sound like a French philosopher!). I think it would be weird to name t, I don't name any other part of myself. And my gf doesn't have a special name for it either, least not that I know off.
You only think that because her name for it sounds like a muffled laugh.

Bazza
03-15-2007, 06:53 PM
You only think that because her name for it sounds like a muffled laugh.

Maybe, maybe...

Now you've got me all insecure :(

darea
03-15-2007, 06:56 PM
I call it a Bangala, but that's just the word for penis in gabonese.... I think its dumb to name it

ZagmenO
03-15-2007, 06:56 PM
Why isn't this a public poll?

I named mine Greg. :p

Bazza
03-15-2007, 06:59 PM
I call it a Bangala, but that's just a word for penis in gabonese....

Gabonese, wtf!!!??? lol

Names in the UK for penis:
Nob, Willy, Schlong, Man Meat, Dick, Cock, Boner, Wood, One Eye'd Monster, Rod, Dong... the list goes on.

Bazza
03-15-2007, 07:00 PM
Why isn't this a public poll?

I named mine Greg. :p

after the "K", is this some strange homo-erotic quest of yours?

darea
03-15-2007, 07:02 PM
Gabonese, wtf!!!??? lol

Names in the UK for penis:
Nob, Willy, Schlong, Man Meat, Dick, Cock, Boner, Wood, One Eye'd Monster, Rod, Dong... the list goes on.

Gabon is a country in central africa.... and over there bangala means penis... in south africa, bangala means poisonwood though... wood that can kill ya if you burn it... lol

Bazza
03-15-2007, 07:04 PM
Gabon is a country in central africa.... and over there bangala means penis... in south africa, bangala means poisonwood though... wood that can kill ya if you burn it... lol

Yeah I knew about Gabon, just thought it strange that you knew Gabonese!! Lol. I love the South African meaning, hehe!

ZagmenO
03-15-2007, 07:10 PM
after the "K", is this some strange homo-erotic quest of yours?

HAHAHAHA!!!!

No. I named it that before I heard of The Offspring.

I hadn't thought of the comparison, though.

darea
03-15-2007, 07:15 PM
Yeah I knew about Gabon, just thought it strange that you knew Gabonese!! Lol. I love the South African meaning, hehe!

it's because my ex boyfriend was Gabonese...

Lodat225
03-15-2007, 09:34 PM
it's because my ex boyfriend was Gabonese...

ewwwww fag.

All About Eve
03-15-2007, 09:43 PM
"Cock" is unacceptable and I consider it reasonable grounds to break up with any girl who calls it that.
Preach it, brother.

And, no, I don't.

Rag Doll
03-15-2007, 09:51 PM
No.

A girl I went to high school with called her boyfriend's penis her "italian sausage". It got to the point where she referred to HIM as "italian sausage" or "sausage" instead of his name. Both to him and to other people. Ridiculous.

nieh
03-15-2007, 10:10 PM
Someone who's never seen or been anywhere near my penis gave it the name Pedro a long time ago. No one else has every used that.

Endymion
03-15-2007, 11:17 PM
i've on occasion referred to it as "the captain"

JohnnyNemesis
03-15-2007, 11:34 PM
People who name anyone's private parts have severe problems.

I had a friend who named her breasts "Debra" and "Donny" because they were D cups. I enjoyed them, but not their names.

Anya82
03-16-2007, 12:14 AM
hahahaha!
then I have severe problems, cause I name my breasts "the twins" :D

WebDudette
03-16-2007, 12:20 AM
Nope, that's just retarded.

Anya82
03-16-2007, 12:27 AM
aaaah... that's a relief! I was starting to worry :rolleyes: :p

T-6005
03-16-2007, 12:40 AM
Preach it, brother.
Believe me, I campaign for our manly bits' sexual anonymity.

Rag Doll
03-16-2007, 12:40 AM
Believe me, I campaign for our manly bits' sexual anonymity.

that made me lol. mhm.

T-6005
03-16-2007, 12:45 AM
that made me lol. mhm.
Ah, me. I do try, you know.

I'd ask for sex if Iz wouldn't kill me for betraying Holly. So I'm afraid we have to stay on a strictly platonic lolz level.

Tizzalicious
03-16-2007, 01:22 AM
I call my penis "Mark Bryan."

You can keep that thing away from me from now on.

Endymion
03-16-2007, 02:08 AM
if tizz is going to be a prude, you can pillage my anus.

Tizzalicious
03-16-2007, 02:09 AM
With Mark Bryan? And that slug?

Whiplash
03-16-2007, 03:31 AM
Sometimes i call it my little soldier, Because every morning when i wake up it stands at the ready.:p

Sin Studly
03-16-2007, 04:54 AM
People who name anyone's private parts have severe problems.

I agree with this. Naming your penis is stupid. Obviously the correct thing to do is to give it a title of nobility.

My penis is called "We, By the Grace of God, Emperor and Autocrat of Australia, of Adelaide, Sydney, Melbourne and Perth, Tsar of all the Russias, Tsar of Poland, Tsar of Siberia, Grand Duke of Norway, Grand Duke of Antarctica, Great Khan of the Golden Hordes, Shah of the Caucasus, hereditary Ruler and Lord of Spain, of Aragon, of Castille, and so on and so on, King of Scotland and King of the Oceans and all the little fishes who swim in the sea, Patriarch of the Romanovs, the Tudors, and the Hapsburgs, Emperor of Emperors, Sovereign of Sovereigns, extraordinary warrior, never unwilling; steadfast guardian of the tomb of Jesus Christ, of the Holy Grail, of the Shroud of Turin; trustee chosen by God himself; the hope and comfort of the Latin Rite Catholics; His Imperial Highness, Justin's Penis (may He reign forever)."

Jakebert
03-16-2007, 05:09 AM
Sometimes i call it my little soldier, Because every morning when i wake up it stands at the ready.:p

Whoa. I just got a flashback to Noodlesfan.

I just call mine "teh p3n1z".

Whiplash
03-16-2007, 05:10 AM
A flashback to noodlesfan, thats never a good thing right?:(

HeadAroundU
03-16-2007, 01:14 PM
potential reply #1
Administrator or moderator.

potential reply #2
Bryan. Dexter Holland's middle name.

potential reply #3
Pipik.

Grabbal
03-16-2007, 01:22 PM
I just call mine "Wet Willy".

Maleficent
03-16-2007, 01:34 PM
My ex boyfriend calls his penis 'speedy'...

ninthlayer
03-16-2007, 04:21 PM
Andrew Dice Clay.

Zeall
03-16-2007, 04:30 PM
potential reply #1
Administrator or moderator.


after reading this, i thought that your balls maybe be called "Users" being underneath moderators and all

Llamas
03-16-2007, 04:35 PM
From Collegehumor.com

::It's a fact of nature that every guy will eventually name his penis. Whether it's "Big Al" or "P Diddy," ask any guy and, if they're honest, they'll let you in on their own penis penname. After conducting some research, I've discovererd the best penis names for 20th century men.

# JFK: "The Grassy Knoll"
# Hitler: "Mein Kampf"
# Paul McCartney: "Hard Day's Night"
# Albert Einstein: "D=Icқ"
# Gandhi: "The Passive Resistor"
# Joseph McCarthy: "The Red Menace"
# Elvis: "The Jailhouse Rock"
# Mussolini: "The Axis of Evil"
# F. Scott Fitzgerald: "The Great Gatsby"
# Chairman Mao: "Chinese Finger Trap"
# Charles Lindbergh: "The Spirit of St. Louis"
# Bill Clinton: "Little Rock"
# Al Capone: "The Untouchable"
# Theodore Roosevelt: "The Rough Rider"
# Janet Reno: "The Washington Monument"
# Neil Armstrong: "The Moon Rover"
# Fidel Castro: "Cuban Missile Crisis"
# Sigmund Freud: "The Interpretation of Creams"::

Grabbal
03-16-2007, 04:37 PM
# Albert Einstein: "D=Icқ"


Brilliant!

ZagmenO
03-16-2007, 05:20 PM
A friend of mine told me Clinton named his "Willard." It was named after a hotel, not the drummer. :D

GBH2
03-16-2007, 08:17 PM
# Janet Reno: "The Washington Monument"

ha! pure gold

TheUnholyNightbringer
03-18-2007, 10:41 AM
potential reply #1
Administrator or moderator.

potential reply #2
Bryan. Dexter Holland's middle name.

potential reply #3
Pipik.

You might aswell all stop trying. This reply wins the thread.

And no, I don't name mine. Though I did name my girlfriend's breasts once. And now it's irritating me because I can't remember what I called them.