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Llamas
03-17-2007, 06:32 AM
So I have to do my seminar project with this French girl, and we were working together on thursday, and she started eating grass. I was like, "uhh, are you eating grass???" and she just said, "Yes." ...? WTF?? Freaks.

Nina
03-17-2007, 06:33 AM
Maybe she was hungry :(

HeadAroundU
03-17-2007, 06:35 AM
Maria is in Austria!?

mrconeman
03-17-2007, 07:09 AM
I knew a kid who ate grass.
... I guess that's my full contribution to this thread.

Llamas
03-17-2007, 07:11 AM
The question is... was he French?

mrconeman
03-17-2007, 07:15 AM
Well.
When I say knew, I mean observed from across a field, after being told to look at that kid, hes eating grass.

HeadAroundU
03-17-2007, 07:15 AM
ok, how exactly she was eating it. Did she use hands or just head?

mrconeman
03-17-2007, 07:27 AM
only ppl who do not have brains blame one nation with a single case

I'd like to chime in with a pre-emptive "Don't feed the trolls, guys" on this one.

Llamas
03-17-2007, 07:27 AM
ok, how exactly she was eating it. Did she use hands or just head?

LOL


only ppl who do not have brains blame one nation with a single case

LOL


and hau... she used her hands... but I would've really lolled, and requested a new partner, if not!

Iamstupid
03-17-2007, 07:31 AM
Don't worry Ilovellamas, all french don't eat grass (me for exemple). You just stumble on a weirdo. She maybe thought she was a cow or she tried to cruise you. Be carefull I you meet her again

Paint_It_Black
03-17-2007, 07:39 AM
Can humans even digest grass? I know you can chew it and get some nutrition from it that way, but I'm fairly sure we can't digest the actual blades of grass.

Bri, are you sure you weren't watching a cow? Could be easily mistaken with a French woman.

Vera
03-17-2007, 08:19 AM
Why the couldn't we digest grass? I mean, assuming we only eat small amounts of it.. And not like, an average of what a cow eats per day.

Unless it's plastic grass omglolzzzzz.

0r4ng3
03-17-2007, 08:20 AM
Plastic grass? Yeah, it would be that much funnier if you guys were on astroturf when this happened.

"Are you eating grass?"
"No, dumbass, it's plastic grass."

Paint_It_Black
03-17-2007, 08:25 AM
Why the couldn't we digest grass?

Well, forcing my mind back 9 years to my last science class, something about being unable to break down the cellulose springs to mind.

mushi_999
03-17-2007, 08:27 AM
Je parle francias une peu. Mais je ne mange pas du herbe

Maleficent
03-17-2007, 08:32 AM
Bri, are you sure you weren't watching a cow? Could be easily mistaken with a French woman.



HEY! I resent that!:D

Llamas
03-17-2007, 08:37 AM
Bri, are you sure you weren't watching a cow? Could be easily mistaken with a French woman.

Oh dear, you make a good point.


Why the couldn't we digest grass? I mean, assuming we only eat small amounts of it.. And not like, an average of what a cow eats per day.

Unless it's plastic grass omglolzzzzz.

I don't think we can digest it.


Plastic grass? Yeah, it would be that much funnier if you guys were on astroturf when this happened.

"Are you eating grass?"
"No, dumbass, it's plastic grass."

this really made me lol.


Well, forcing my mind back 9 years to my last science class, something about being unable to break down the cellulose springs to mind.

I think you're along the right lines...


Je parle francias une peu. Mais je ne mange pas du herbe

NO FRENCH IN MY THREAD! :mad:

Paint_It_Black
03-17-2007, 08:43 AM
NO FRENCH IN MY THREAD! :mad:

I'm choosing to believe you actually yelled that at your computer and made that exact face.

Don't spoil this for me.

Llamas
03-17-2007, 08:44 AM
How did you know? Are you stalking me?

Paint_It_Black
03-17-2007, 08:47 AM
Yeah, I'm the guy disguised as a kangaroo.

killer_queen
03-17-2007, 08:50 AM
Cats eat grass for their stomach problems. Maybe she had the same problems and didn't want to use medicines.

Sunny
03-17-2007, 08:58 AM
i'm not even surprised. everyone i know is obsessed with wheatgrass juice/smoothies, which smell and taste like a whole bunch of NASTY.

so, if people drink grass, the next step would be eating it.
eeeeeew.

Llamas
03-17-2007, 09:13 AM
Yeah, I'm the guy disguised as a kangaroo.


Which one?


Cats eat grass for their stomach problems. Maybe she had the same problems and didn't want to use medicines.

Cats are weird, too.


i'm not even surprised. everyone i know is obsessed with wheatgrass juice/smoothies, which smell and taste like a whole bunch of NASTY.

so, if people drink grass, the next step would be eating it.
eeeeeew.

Ugh. Sick. I've smelled those grass smoothies... fucking nasty. Never tasted one, though. I guess that's a natural progression, though.

ZagmenO
03-17-2007, 09:15 AM
only ppl who do not have brains blame one nation with a single case

We have another Turkish dude! HUZZAH!

Anyways, Llamas, maybe she was part cow.

Paint_It_Black
03-17-2007, 09:17 AM
The hot one, naturally.

Betty
03-17-2007, 04:38 PM
I pick grass out of the ground and chew on the white part that comes out.

WebDudette
03-17-2007, 04:46 PM
My best friends little brother ate 'sour grass' until he found out it was toxic. But then again hes like 9.

XYlophonetreeZ
03-17-2007, 06:46 PM
"After being instructed not to do so, Stuart continued to eat grass."- Chris Cudabac, Latin teacher at St. David's High School, on a detention slip for my friend Stuart.

Stuart was so proud. He saved a copy of the slip.

Llamas
03-30-2007, 04:18 AM
I really felt the need to post this video... http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=D9yJlyNv4KU

Seriously... WTF??

SaiKYoU
03-30-2007, 04:42 AM
[QUOTE=ilovellamas;982013]
Cats are weird, too.
[QUOTE]


who's weirder?? French people or cats???

i vote for French people... sorry Maria, but i've a cat and...

SaiKYoU
03-30-2007, 04:44 AM
Cats are weird, too.



who's weirder?? French people or cats???

i vote for French people... sorry Maria, but i've a cat and... :eek:

Mota Boy
03-31-2007, 12:01 PM
Yeah, I'm the guy disguised as a kangaroo.My friend and I have actually composed a song about kangaroo suits.

calichix
03-31-2007, 04:09 PM
You always hear French women are mean and French men are smelly and gross but the only French women I've ever come face to face with have been pure sweethearts and the only French men I've ever come face to anything (HHHHHHHHHHHHO!) with have been total foxmatron babe machines. And they smelled lovely. So there's that.

wheelchairman
03-31-2007, 04:21 PM
I can't remember a single attractive, ethnically french woman in all of Vichy.

Llamas
03-31-2007, 04:23 PM
I've never met a French man, I don't think, but all the French girls I've met are butt uglay.

Mota Boy
04-01-2007, 02:47 AM
I went to France once. They couldn't speak English, which I thought was hilarious, as every person I've ever met from the US with even the most basic education can speak English.