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Nintendo_Offspring
03-23-2007, 06:07 PM
I was just wondering how he gets his whole head to be spiked like he does. I mean, you see those really punk people with 3 foot long individual spikes, and then just other people with the top of their head spiked, but Dexter has his whole head spiked. You don't see that on anybody but him. I mean, he doesn't go overboard with crazy needles jabbing 3 feet off of his head. He's just got normal hair that doesn't even seem long, but then when he spikes it, the spikes are still long enough to notice. My brother tried to do it, but his hair was too short on the sides and the back, so it looked really screwed up. He had these baby spikes on the side of his head and then normal spikes on the top. So, we wanted to know how long Dexter's hair is on the sides and the back that makes him have a head full of even spikes.

Lodat225
03-23-2007, 06:11 PM
Why would you want to have hair like that?

ninthlayer
03-23-2007, 06:12 PM
Ejaculate.

ZagmenO
03-23-2007, 06:58 PM
One word: Gel.

EDIT: Love your user name.

Amiralanal
03-23-2007, 07:08 PM
i have drunk 5 50cl strongbeer, 3 50cl peoplebeer and a lots of vodka and gammeldansk tonight

Lizardus
03-23-2007, 07:09 PM
He bathes in the blood of the innocent every red moon.

Or he uses hair gel.

DirtyMagical
03-23-2007, 07:30 PM
To get equal spikes all over your head, your hair needs to be equal in length all over your head. Idiot.
Which is not really considered a haircut ... Unless you just use clippers to cut the hair to equal length and then let it grow for a bit...

SkunkIt
03-23-2007, 07:46 PM
Ejaculate.

That's the only thing real punks ever use and Dexter is a real punk.

0r4ng3
03-23-2007, 07:48 PM
I hear that Dexter has more punk in his seamen than most peoples' entire families.

khaaaaan
03-24-2007, 04:12 AM
i have drunk 5 50cl strongbeer, 3 50cl peoplebeer and a lots of vodka and gammeldansk tonight

Hahaha:D w0rd my friend!

MrJoe
03-24-2007, 05:04 AM
Its easy. I used to have hair like that a few years back, with the right gel its easily done.

Grabbal
03-24-2007, 05:07 AM
And the right gel is?? (I'm referring to the one you used to use)

JoY
03-24-2007, 05:10 AM
Ejaculate.

There's Something About Dexter.


To get equal spikes all over your head, your hair needs to be equal in length all over your head. Idiot.

hah.<3

nieh
03-24-2007, 05:13 AM
I hear that Dexter has more punk in his seamen than most peoples' entire families.

Does he refer to his as 'tru spunx'?

Vera
03-24-2007, 05:29 AM
To: nieh
Subject: You just won!

Congratulations!

Attachment: Internets

DexterWannabe
03-24-2007, 08:04 AM
I was just wondering how he gets his whole head to be spiked like he does. I mean, you see those really punk people with 3 foot long individual spikes, and then just other people with the top of their head spiked, but Dexter has his whole head spiked. You don't see that on anybody but him. I mean, he doesn't go overboard with crazy needles jabbing 3 feet off of his head. He's just got normal hair that doesn't even seem long, but then when he spikes it, the spikes are still long enough to notice. My brother tried to do it, but his hair was too short on the sides and the back, so it looked really screwed up. He had these baby spikes on the side of his head and then normal spikes on the top. So, we wanted to know how long Dexter's hair is on the sides and the back that makes him have a head full of even spikes.

he hungs upside down for about 3 hours singing uptown girl.....

0r4ng3
03-24-2007, 08:06 AM
As funny as that was, you didn't have to quote the first post.

Also, I want some of the internets for being part of the nieh-winnage. Or just a bottle of tru spunx. Either one.

nieh
03-24-2007, 08:21 AM
So I think we may've just come up with a new condiment for Dexter to start selling.

ZagmenO
03-24-2007, 08:24 AM
Semen in a jar!!!!

Man-made if ya know what I mean! ;)

0r4ng3
03-24-2007, 08:26 AM
So I think we may've just come up with a new condiment for Dexter to start selling.
Coincidentally enough, this one shall also be called "Gringo Bandito".

DexterWannabe
03-24-2007, 08:26 AM
you didn't have to quote the first post.

i felt that i needed to do it

JohnnyNemesis
03-24-2007, 08:30 AM
To: nieh
Subject: You just won!

Congratulations!

Attachment: Internets

I love you.


You don't see that on anybody but him.

For some reason, this part bothered me most.

Biggest offspring fan
03-24-2007, 11:21 AM
I was just wondering how he gets his whole head to be spiked like he does. I mean, you see those really punk people with 3 foot long individual spikes, and then just other people with the top of their head spiked, but Dexter has his whole head spiked. You don't see that on anybody but him. I mean, he doesn't go overboard with crazy needles jabbing 3 feet off of his head. He's just got normal hair that doesn't even seem long, but then when he spikes it, the spikes are still long enough to notice. My brother tried to do it, but his hair was too short on the sides and the back, so it looked really screwed up. He had these baby spikes on the side of his head and then normal spikes on the top. So, we wanted to know how long Dexter's hair is on the sides and the back that makes him have a head full of even spikes.

It's nothing special, i used to have it like that before. Just use the strongest gel you can get.

Grabbal
03-24-2007, 11:27 AM
http://i5.tinypic.com/2a5agpt.jpg


Detailed Product Description

Strong hold hair gel for men and women to style their hair the way they wanted. No more bad hair day.

JohnnyNemesis
03-24-2007, 12:49 PM
No more bad hair day.

But plenty of screen-stretching!

Killboy
03-24-2007, 12:53 PM
Mmmhhhh.... forgive my ignorance but...
Isn't this thread supposed to be on Offspring related???

Llamas
03-24-2007, 12:54 PM
Mmmmmm... forgive my ignorance... but nobody here actually cares about Dexter's hair.

Killboy
03-24-2007, 12:57 PM
Mmmmmm... forgive my ignorance... but nobody here actually cares about Dexter's hair.

Agreed.........

Stranger With Candy
03-24-2007, 01:16 PM
Mmmmmm... forgive my ignorance... but nobody here actually cares about Dexter's hair.

Yeah. We wanna know about Noodles´ hair.

ZagmenO
03-24-2007, 01:19 PM
Mmmmmm... forgive my ignorance... but nobody here actually cares about Dexter's hair.

Except, will it be braided or will he keep the spikes?

lolololololololololololol!!!!!!!!!!!!!

JoY
03-24-2007, 06:35 PM
Mmmhhhh.... forgive my ignorance but...
Isn't this thread supposed to be on Offspring related???

in the Off Topic section? why?