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Vera
03-31-2007, 04:07 PM
This is too fucked up for words. Fuuuck.

I just got an e-mail from the guy who used to host my website (the veracious one with the Bollywood info and the Save Hello Kitty Dildos website me and Sunny made as a joke back in 2003 or something), telling me that his website got removed from the servers because they thought my site was "pornographic" or too explicit or some shit like that.

THEY DELETED THE GUY'S ENTIRE WEBSITE. Because of my stupid fucking joke website.

This guy, Jeff, is naturally really pissed off and now he wants me to pay him $60 bucks because that's how much a new website will cost him.

My heart is beating so fast right now. I didn't even realize the domain was gone until I checked just now. Now I'm just typing Jeff a reply and my hands are shaking because holy fuck. He's an art student and had all this animation stuff uploaded on his site and since he's moving schools, he had no back-up of some of that shit ansd god this sucks so much.

:(

Llamas
03-31-2007, 04:12 PM
Maybe you can contact the people who deleted it, and explain to them that it was your stuff that was the problem, and maybe they would reactivate his site. They must still have backups of that stuff.

Rag Doll
03-31-2007, 04:12 PM
wow, that really sucks, Sanni.

i dont know how your site was too explicit though =\

Izie
03-31-2007, 04:16 PM
Duuuuude that's so stupid of them :/

Is there any way to retrieve the data, and maybe just move your site?

wheelchairman
03-31-2007, 04:20 PM
Also. This is obvious, but don't pay him. He doesn't have the right to demand the money.

Vera
03-31-2007, 04:20 PM
Ohh he says he got his site stuff back (but my stuff's gone for good). THAT'S A RELIEF. But turns out it costs 90 to get another site AND he's banned from that web company's servers... He says the cops called him, too, because the web company's anti-porn policies say to inform the police whenever they ban somebody. WTF.

GAHHH.

killer_queen
03-31-2007, 04:23 PM
I think he's lying.

Llamas
03-31-2007, 04:24 PM
Ask him for proof!

mrconeman
03-31-2007, 04:27 PM
I'm sure theres somebody on here who could tell you if thats true or not.
I find it questionable.

Vera
03-31-2007, 04:29 PM
Well the website IS gone, you guys. :(

http://veracious.expunk.com - doesn't work
http://Expunk.com - doesn't work

And Jeff's not an asshole, either. I mean, why else would he host my shitty site for years? He's totally rocking and he has no reason whatsoever to bullshit me. He's as freaked out as I am about this. :/

I'm talking to this guy who was also hosted on the website and we figure we might get together to pay him.

Jeff says he can screencap the notice email he got. I hate to suspect him like this.

wheelchairman
03-31-2007, 04:29 PM
For one thing, you only had hello kitty dildos. That's not pornographic.

For the second, he's the one responsible for the website apparently. The signee of the contract or whatever. He's responsible, especially if he didn't notice from things until 2003.

Perhaps it's time to let go of things you found funny in 2003 though.

Vera
03-31-2007, 04:31 PM
Dude, I don't give a crap about the contents. The ones I cared for - the old aesthetics assignment - I have as both a .doc file AND a paper version. The rest can go.

It's just the fact this dude's website got DELETED and he got banned because of me. That fucks me up so bad.

wheelchairman
03-31-2007, 04:33 PM
He blames you. If he never bothered to read his contract, and he has an oversensitive provider, well that's just too bad. But that ain't your fault. Unless you read the contract...

killer_queen
03-31-2007, 04:36 PM
Well the website IS gone, you guys. :(
Yeah but you don't know if it's really because of your website. I don't care if you think Jeff rocks or not. He's a student. He needs teh moneyz. You had that site since 2003 and now he suddenly gets banned because of it. Don't pay him.

Vera
03-31-2007, 04:36 PM
Fuck you guys. FUCK. The email was totally 100% real. jdgfjds

AND. Oh this is too much. He mentioned my name to the cops. Just my first name and my location (Helsinki Finland) and the cops said they wanna talk to me. !!!

What the shit.

MY SITE WAS NOT PORN.

I'm emailing the web company now.

killer_queen
03-31-2007, 04:40 PM
Yeah, just know that I'm all in this with you. If you're going to jail then I'm going with you. You're not alone. Seriously. Stupid fucking cops.

wheelchairman
03-31-2007, 04:40 PM
Don't panic.

1) The cops can't arrest you.
2) If they call you. Tell the truth. It was a joke site.

They can't force you to do anything. Jeff was an ass for involving you in this. He was an ass for giving them your name. He was a pussy for completely caving in because of a threatening email, and he gets whatever he gets for deserving it. You didn't sign any agreements, so you have no problems whatsoever.

Vera
03-31-2007, 04:41 PM
Jeff's really sorry for telling the cops my name. He said he'd sort it out tomorrow. I just sent the email to the web company... Got an automated response. Hmmm. Jeff's calling them now.

We'll see.

wheelchairman
03-31-2007, 04:43 PM
Of course he's sorry. He's a complete pussy.

killer_queen
03-31-2007, 04:46 PM
Sanni, I don't understand why you are still defending Jeff.

Vera
03-31-2007, 04:53 PM
I don't see any damn reason why this guy would fuck me over for 90 bucks for a website. :/ And anyways we're not discussing money here... He's on the phone with the web company now sorting out details. Grr.

Vera
03-31-2007, 04:59 PM
HOLY FUCK. Shiiiiiiiiiiiiiit.

Okay so turns out this other guy HACKED MY FTP when he noticed the site had not been updated for ages. AND he began distributing porn to his friends through it.

WTF.

And here's the kicker ... IT WAS HENTAI.

dkjgfjhgh

The Talking Pie
03-31-2007, 05:03 PM
Surely that kicks the responsibility clear out of your yard, though?

Vera
03-31-2007, 05:06 PM
Yeah, it puts me in the clear... At least Jeff said so (see, guys, A GOOD GUY - of course he is, Asians always are) and after he found out the details from the web company it was pretty clear that there was no way it could've been me distributing hentai avi's to four IP's in Illinois FROM an IP in Illinois.

God. My heart is still pounding.

Apparently there was also some bestiality porn amidst the hentai. What the SHIT.

wheelchairman
03-31-2007, 05:08 PM
Well they do go together very often.

Llamas
03-31-2007, 05:09 PM
HOLY FUCK. Shiiiiiiiiiiiiiit.

Okay so turns out this other guy HACKED MY FTP when he noticed the site had not been updated for ages. AND he began distributing porn to his friends through it.

WTF.

And here's the kicker ... IT WAS HENTAI.

dkjgfjhgh

!!!! :eek: I can't believe lodat hacked your account!

0r4ng3
03-31-2007, 05:12 PM
I was gonna say ruroken, but I guess great minds don't have to think exactly alike.

mrconeman
03-31-2007, 05:12 PM
!!!! :eek: I can't believe lodat hacked your account!

ipkhu;k[pul;
Get out of my mind llamas!

Vera
03-31-2007, 05:13 PM
I hope they track down those Illinois fuckers. :/

Jeff says he will sue them. :mad:

Edit: Hahaha. Good one, guys.

Llamas
03-31-2007, 05:16 PM
I was gonna say ruroken, but I guess great minds don't have to think exactly alike.


ipkhu;k[pul;
Get out of my mind llamas!

3some??

Sanni, I'm glad you're out of this. It wouldn't make sense for the police to get involved over some hello kitty dildos.

Vera
03-31-2007, 05:19 PM
Well, to be honest, that sort of pleasure SHOULD be illegal.

Jeff asks me to internet testify for his case. What do you think guys?

wheelchairman
03-31-2007, 05:31 PM
Do it definitely.

Vera
03-31-2007, 05:37 PM
But what should I wear?

mrconeman
03-31-2007, 05:49 PM
3some??
.


That'd be the uncool kind. :(

Yes.

I'd say testify. Clear yourself entirely and help him and that.

Llamas
03-31-2007, 05:56 PM
uncool how?? you're lame. :P

mrconeman
03-31-2007, 06:14 PM
I'm awesome.
Unlike 3somes with two guys. :(

But I suppose when all 3 parties are awesome, it works.
...why am I clarifying, I already said yes.

Llamas
03-31-2007, 06:21 PM
Oh, I didn't realize that yes was to me. Awesome!

anyway, I can't tell if Sanni figured this all out yet or not... but I think you should testify. Why not.

All About Eve
03-31-2007, 06:22 PM
But what should I wear?
A Sailormoon costume would probably fit the occasion.

Lodat225
03-31-2007, 06:24 PM
Serves you right.

that joke was so unfunny.

Llamas
03-31-2007, 06:25 PM
Don't worry, it was Hentai, not porn.

0r4ng3
03-31-2007, 06:26 PM
A Sailormoon costume would probably fit the occasion.
Wow, that question was practically begging for this answer. Well played.

Lodat225
03-31-2007, 06:27 PM
HAHAHHAA. Ironic, much?

khaaaaan
04-01-2007, 04:14 AM
This is the best April Fool's joke ever. Pranks on you! lol

ninthlayer
04-01-2007, 04:35 AM
This is the best April Fool's joke ever. Pranks on you! lol
I was going to respond with 4.1.07 but you got in first.

wheelchairman
04-01-2007, 04:39 AM
an april fool's joke where she convinced us she had to pay 60 dollars? Oh burn...? That would be such a let down from her previous years:

http://www.offspring.com/forums/showthread.php?t=22714
http://www.offspring.com/forums/showthread.php?t=6458

khaaaaan
04-01-2007, 04:41 AM
Per, I'm thinking the jokes on her. From her friend. You know, to get her real good.

wheelchairman
04-01-2007, 04:43 AM
hmmmmmmmmmm.
Then he got her real good. Check the links though.

khaaaaan
04-01-2007, 04:44 AM
He's a web designer thingy right? I'm sure he knows how to temporarily undo one or two sites to make it look shut down.

wheelchairman
04-01-2007, 04:46 AM
He's a web designer thingy right? I'm sure he knows how to temporarily undo one or two sites to make it look shut down.

Well he owns the site, he'd just have to delete everything....

khaaaaan
04-01-2007, 04:46 AM
And have a back up. I'm hoping that this is all a prank on poor Vera.

Paint_It_Black
04-01-2007, 05:24 AM
This is actually being taken seriously?

And yeah, it was a disappointment based on previous years.

Vera
04-01-2007, 05:54 AM
And yeah, it was a disappointment based on previous years.

Fuck you, hobo. Me and Iza had a blast laughing over it on MSN. And thanks to NOBODY saying a word of suspicion until Per's "Do it definitely" post, I was lead to believe y'all to be hopelessly gullible bitches so I exaggerated a ton. I mean, hentai/bestiality pr0n?? Come oooooon. INTERNET TESTIFY!

I was having a hard time coming up with this year's because nothing could top marrying Dush, even if it blew up in my face because Maria went defensive-bitch mode for some odd reason. Then I got inspired because like a week back I realized my website was gone, as was my former host's domain. Obviously it expired because it goes to a site filled with links and shit, and Jeff just didn't renew it, and failed to let me know because I hadn't updated my site since April 2006 or something. When I finally noticed, I actually talked about it with Mota Boy on AIM... And then I went to wayback machine and saved some of the websites as text-files. Lost all the pics but I don't really care.

So then I got this idea that it would get deleted because of my dildo site but as the whole thing began to seem a little too unbelievable, I made up as I went along and it transformed into pr0n being transferred through my hacked FTP.

There were no emails to Jeff. In fact I haven't talked to him for friggin' ages and I have no idea whether he has a new site or whatever. The reason I defended him so much is because I didn't want you guys hating on a guy who had absolutely nothing to do with the prank. Plus he was a great guy back when I talked to him. Since you folks jumped on the money thing, it had to take a back seat - which was sort of unfortunate because I thought it would've been hilarious if I had been forced to pay like $100 to him or something.

It wasn't as good as last year's because people gave me sympathy and shit, whereas last year everybody who knew me was all "Haha, I so get this!". PLEASE doubt everything I post next year come April/end of March.

But like I said, me and Iza (and Sim, though not as actively) had a blast on MSN. What killed me especially was one comment Per made somewhere that was like, "I can't wait to see what Sanni comes up with this year" and then here he's calling Jeff an asshole. XD!!! Pwned.

Alex wins this thread for his comment. :D

killer_queen
04-01-2007, 06:08 AM
I personally think this was better than last year's joke. I totally fell for this one, it seemed so real. Last year's joke was...I don't know. RXP is nice and all but come on, who would marry him?

Oh and, I thought I couldn't love Vera more than I used to but it's wrong. I guess I'll fall in love with her on every April. <3

mrconeman
04-01-2007, 06:14 AM
PRNKonme I guess.
Well played.

Lodat225
04-01-2007, 08:04 AM
Wow. You got us... pwned-to-us...

you're losing your touch.

the_offsprings_monkey
04-01-2007, 08:52 AM
Wow. You got us... pwned-to-us...

you're losing your touch.

Lodat, SHUT THE FUCK UP! You've never even had the touch, so quit trying to act as if you have an opinion!

wheelchairman
04-01-2007, 09:51 AM
Well the April Fool's part could be "April Fool's! this was my joke this year, haha suckers!".

Dush was great, but the goodbye bbs was the best. Especially for MindlessSelfIndulgent's comment.

Vera
04-01-2007, 09:57 AM
Well the April Fool's part could be "April Fool's! this was my joke this year, haha suckers!".

Dush was great, but the goodbye bbs was the best. Especially for MindlessSelfIndulgent's comment.

Explain that first sentence.

Nothing beats goodbye BBS, yeah. That was speshul.

wheelchairman
04-01-2007, 10:00 AM
Along the lines of "Had your hopes up for a good prank? pwn3d!!"

It just lacks a maliciousness to it. I suppose that's in you and Iz were laughing about it on msn. But you could've said you failed a class or something and got the exact same reaction, perhaps with more sincere sympathy. It was just rather...ordinary. Not that you have to entertain, it's just you usually do.

Vera
04-01-2007, 10:04 AM
Yeah, I had this moment when I felt REALLY bad making people feel sympathy for me. I felt cruel doing it even that's a part of what April Fool's is all about. I had some other ideas, too, but some seemed too difficult to make. Like "Lodat's begging me to cyber with me" or the (Twinkle-esque) "OH NOES MY EYEBROWS GREW TOGETHER HELP GUYS :(" (if you know my eyebrows, you know they have no danger in ever growing together - or growing, period).

JoY
04-01-2007, 01:07 PM
1) what is Hentai?
2) holy shit what the fuck, WEIRD situation. & creepy. & disturbing.
..& I can't BELIEVE the Hello Kitty dildo was somehow involved, hahahaha!!
3) about testifying, wear a leather thong.

Vera
04-01-2007, 01:51 PM
Hentai's the Japanese word for 'pervert' or 'perverted' or 'strange'. In this case it refers to pornographic comics and cartoons. Drawn porn, usually ubersick at that.

April fool's. ;)

Lodat225
04-01-2007, 03:18 PM
Lodat, SHUT THE FUCK UP! You've never even had the touch, so quit trying to act as if you have an opinion!

Wow. Holding a grudge, much? She didn't get offended. Stop acting like you're something in these boards. Stop trying to hard.

Lodat225
04-01-2007, 03:19 PM
Yeah, I had this moment when I felt REALLY bad making people feel sympathy for me. I felt cruel doing it even that's a part of what April Fool's is all about. I had some other ideas, too, but some seemed too difficult to make. Like "Lodat's begging me to cyber with me" or the (Twinkle-esque) "OH NOES MY EYEBROWS GREW TOGETHER HELP GUYS :(" (if you know my eyebrows, you know they have no danger in ever growing together - or growing, period).

Hahaha. I would've played along.


Hentai's the Japanese word for 'pervert' or 'perverted' or 'strange'. In this case it refers to pornographic comics and cartoons. Drawn porn, usually ubersick at that.

Yeah, hen is strange and tai is like personality.

Paint_It_Black
04-01-2007, 06:32 PM
After re-reading, it is quite amusing because of how many people seriously fell for it. I thought it was obvious from the initial post that something fishy was going on, as that totally wasn't Vera's usual style of writing.

Anyway, not bad work.

All About Eve
04-01-2007, 07:39 PM
That was my first though, along with a slight wonder if she was on drugs.

edit: more than usual.

JohnnyNemesis
04-01-2007, 08:46 PM
Yeah, I've gotta admit that I thought this was exceptionally weak too...but maybe the bar is just raised too high?

0r4ng3
04-01-2007, 08:49 PM
I completely fell for it, but not in the "OMG we're so pwnz0red!!!" kind of way. It was more like an "Oh, it was a joke? Okay then." kind of way.

But yeah, I think part of what made it work so well is that it's not the kind of joke you'd expect.

Vera
04-02-2007, 04:06 AM
Yeah, I've gotta admit that I thought this was exceptionally weak too...but maybe the bar is just raised too high?

You fuckers are a tough crowd. :( Give the performer a break, I'm not getting paid for this.

Me and Iza decided the thing that matters the most is that we laughed our asses off at you.

Also, seriously, next year - say something. Otherwise I'll automatically assume you fell for it.

Vera
04-02-2007, 04:07 AM
edit: more than usual.

Fuck off fatty. :mad: :mad: :mad:

JoY
04-02-2007, 07:23 AM
I completely fell for it, but not in the "OMG we're so pwnz0red!!!" kind of way. It was more like an "Oh, it was a joke? Okay then." kind of way.

But yeah, I think part of what made it work so well is that it's not the kind of joke you'd expect.

exact same here. actually I'm just glad it was a joke, because for a second I was like, "Sanni? in trouble? oh noes."

Vera
04-02-2007, 12:51 PM
The cops are gonna get me. :(

JoY
04-03-2007, 06:44 AM
lyke, OH NOES! *grabs sides of her face*

I tooootally fell for it this time. too bad this time we weren't babbling on MSN like with the RXP-joke, but you had Iz. *grins* reading back those old topics, I just rolled around under my desk laughing my ass off all over again.