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Fat Boy Samsam
04-05-2007, 12:40 PM
I've had a brilliant idea to make a ton of cash ;)

I'm going to write a world recipe book for students.
Problem is that I am a shit cook and don't have any recipes of me own.

Please post any good and unusual recipes in this thread and i will add them to my book.

I'll mention you in the credits for thanks!!!! :D

JohnnyNemesis
04-05-2007, 12:43 PM
Shut the fuck up.

mrconeman
04-05-2007, 12:45 PM
Shut the fuck up.

I'll file that under "Oh, fucking win."

Fat Boy Samsam
04-05-2007, 12:48 PM
Shut the fuck up.

I'm guessing that you don't have any recipes for me :rolleyes:

BurningSnake
04-05-2007, 12:48 PM
I got a recipe for ya
1. take a bowl and put it on the stove
2. but first fill the bowl with 3 glass off water
3. turn on the stove
4. buy some noodlez and put it in the bowl
5. and put everything you got in ur fridge into the hot bowl
6. and 3 minutes later u got ur self A HELL OF A MESS!!!!!

mrconeman
04-05-2007, 12:50 PM
Oh and, take an old beer bottle, fill it up with gasoline, some paint thinner for good measure and a sprinkle of maganese.

Fat Boy Samsam
04-05-2007, 12:50 PM
I got a recipe for ya
1. take a bowl and put it on the stove
2. but first fill the bowl with 3 glass off water
3. turn on the stove
4. buy some noodlez and put it in the bowl
5. and put everything you got in ur fridge into the hot bowl
6. and 3 minutes later u got ur self A HELL OF A MESS!!!!!

Dude - my fridge is empty and I've no cash to restock it :(

but plain noodles works for me :D

Fat Boy Samsam
04-05-2007, 12:51 PM
Oh and, take an old beer bottle, fill it up with gasoline, some paint thinner for good measure and a sprinkle of maganese.

Your foregetting the bit about shoving it up JohnnyNemesis's arse

JohnnyNemesis
04-05-2007, 12:52 PM
Dude - my fridge is empty and I've no cash to restock it :(

but plain noodles works for me :D

http://i71.photobucket.com/albums/i146/effinyankee/JustTRUPUNX-1.jpg

JohnnyNemesis
04-05-2007, 12:53 PM
Your foregetting the bit about shoving it up JohnnyNemesis's arse

Pfft, why up my arse when you can UP TEH PUNX INSTEAD?

UP TEH PUNX
UP TEH PUNX
UP TEH PUNX
UP TEH PUNX
UP TEH PUNX
UP TEH PUNX

Fat Boy Samsam
04-05-2007, 12:57 PM
Pfft, why up my arse when you can UP TEH PUNX INSTEAD?

UP TEH PUNX
UP TEH PUNX
UP TEH PUNX
UP TEH PUNX
UP TEH PUNX
UP TEH PUNX

You sound like you've got an issue with being punk!!!!

You should know that the 'Chorlton-cum-hardy punkers' are still going strong and ready to smash up the bronx anyday

RickyCrack
04-05-2007, 01:00 PM
You sound like you've got an issue with being punk!!!!

You should know that the 'Chorlton-cum-hardy punkers' are still going strong and ready to smash up the bronx anyday

LOL, you sed cum, and strong and ready, in the same sentence.

Fat Boy Samsam
04-05-2007, 01:02 PM
LOL, you sed cum.

Yeah - but it's like the name of the town - so what can i do :(

Coleby
04-05-2007, 01:02 PM
Maybe you should ask dexter for his gringo bandito recipe, you know, since you recorded with him.

RickyCrack
04-05-2007, 01:02 PM
Yeah - but it's like the name of the town - so what can i do :(

Try to be a little less gay.

Fat Boy Samsam
04-05-2007, 01:04 PM
Maybe you should ask dexter for his gringo bandito recipe, you know, since you recorded with him.

Ask him for the recipe! I helped him stir the shit up ---- when he came to chorlton-cum-hardy ofcourse ;)

BurningSnake
04-05-2007, 01:05 PM
Or... u should just COPY SOME RECIPE FROM A REAL KOOK BOOK MAN!!!!!!!!!!!!
Now thats friggin easy money:D

0r4ng3
04-05-2007, 01:07 PM
Now that's friggin easy lawsuits.

Fat Boy Samsam
04-05-2007, 01:11 PM
Now that's friggin easy lawsuits.

Yeah - but i like the idea.

-Copy a few shitty recipes
-Change the words around a bit
-Give the book a nice title like:
'True Punx Cookbook
for
True Punx
by the
Chorlton-cum-hardy punkers'


Fuck, I could make a million :)

BurningSnake
04-05-2007, 01:22 PM
:p Now thats what im talking about
success my friend is the thing that no1 should ever make before they tried cheating HAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I hope u still will put me name in the credits

JohnnyNemesis
04-05-2007, 02:28 PM
so what can i do :(

Try not being a stupid crying piece of garbage, you stupid crying piece of garbage. Go fuck yourself.

Fat Boy Samsam
04-05-2007, 03:01 PM
Try not being a stupid crying piece of garbage, you stupid crying piece of garbage. Go fuck yourself.

Try not being so sadly predictable, you sadly predictable so and so.

Harnum
04-05-2007, 03:02 PM
Simply put, you're a fag.

RickyCrack
04-05-2007, 03:16 PM
Yeah - but i like the idea.

-Copy a few shitty recipes
-Change the words around a bit
-Give the book a nice title like:
'True Punx Cookbook
for
True Punx
by the
Chorlton-cum-hardy punkers'


Fuck, I could make a million :)

lol copyrite!!! (http://books.google.com/books?ct=title&q=college+student+recipe+book&btnG=Search+Books)

lolol moar lawsewts. fag (http://books.google.com/books?q=punk+rock+cook+book&ots=hNPq8oR-p6&sa=X&oi=print&ct=title)

Fat Boy Samsam
04-05-2007, 03:19 PM
lol copyrite!!! (http://books.google.com/books?ct=title&q=college+student+recipe+book&btnG=Search+Books)

lolol moar lawsewts. fag (http://books.google.com/books?q=punk+rock+cook+book&ots=hNPq8oR-p6&sa=X&oi=print&ct=title)

Damm it - they've knicked me idea already :(