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Wikipedia
04-07-2007, 08:51 PM
The Beatles used time traveling techniques- made about forty years from now by the Russians- to steal my entire song library, rewrite my songs, and then they went back to the 60's. I have a small case of psychopathy (or genius, depending on your point of view)- I can eat an entire pizza, and I like to watch Asian chicks in the mall with my gay-lover (who's name won't be said here, for the world isn't ready for a love between two men based entirely on concepts of communism and surrealism).

Behold my magnificent splendor, and bow your heads before my mighty shiny shoes.

Edit: it should be stated as soon as possible (before any other complications arise) that I tend to describe all acts of sodomy as "Chewy" and "Delicious". I've only used the word "Scrumptious" once in my time, and it was not something that I'm proud of.

wheelchairman
04-07-2007, 08:53 PM
Cheese pie monkey spork! LOL!

Lodat225
04-07-2007, 08:56 PM
"I'm new" threads are despicable.

goonadie1day
04-07-2007, 08:58 PM
Well... wow. Very... erm... creative...?

Wikipedia
04-07-2007, 08:59 PM
Cheese pie monkey spork

I remember from an interview done with the (soon to be) communist leader of Canada [who's name shall be withheld for reasons pertaining mostly to child pornography] who made it clear to me that a man with dice for testicles would shout some obscure message at me, and that it was my job to decode it- for the new world. I came to this conclusion:
Cheekiness Peek Romp Yo is an anagram for Cheese Pie Monkey Spork.

Are you coming on to me? How do you feel about a gay threesome on a bed shaped to look like Marx's beard?

Lodat225
04-07-2007, 09:07 PM
I like this guy.

You i like.

edit: goonadie1day; PM.

goonadie1day
04-07-2007, 09:09 PM
I remember from an interview done with the (soon to be) communist leader of Canada [who's name shall be withheld for reasons pertaining mostly to child pornography] who made it clear to me that a man with dice for testicles would shout some obscure message at me, and that it was my job to decode it- for the new world. I came to this conclusion:
Cheekiness Peek Romp Yo is an anagram for Cheese Pie Monkey Spork.

Are you coming on to me? How do you feel about a gay threesome on a bed shaped to look like Marx's beard?

rofl... i love it... your amazing. post more NOW!

Wikipedia
04-07-2007, 09:16 PM
rofl... i love it... your amazing. post more NOW!

An average internet-user would immediately point out the terrible grammar you've placed on here.
A pretentious douche would do something like what I just did.

So what's the score here?

We're both patriotic Americans, we can settle this like gentlemen. My only proposition is that whatever we do to decide a winner, it ends in an orgy of dead children and yourself.

Feel free to mail me any suggestions- I look forward to our pedo-necrophiliac adventure.

goonadie1day
04-07-2007, 09:18 PM
An average internet-user would immediately point out the terrible grammar you've placed on here.
A pretentious douche would do something like what I just did.

So what's the score here?

We're both patriotic Americans, we can settle this like gentlemen. My only proposition is that whatever we do to decide a winner, it ends in an orgy of dead children and yourself.

Feel free to mail me any suggestions- I look forward to our pedo-necrophiliac adventure.

Wow... i dont even know how to comment back to that... and yes i have teh pooooorrrr grammar... its a big sore spot for some of the people here.







edit: goonadie1day; PM.

WHAT?

Lodat225
04-07-2007, 09:40 PM
Private Message. Look Up, now right.

goonadie1day
04-07-2007, 10:04 PM
Private Message. Look Up, now right.

Thats what i was thinking... but then i was like hmm ... maybe not... and still nothing.

Venom Symbiote
04-07-2007, 10:22 PM
Randomness is never automatically funny. People need to get over that.

"LOL, waffles!"

I'll kick ye in the nuts.

goonadie1day
04-07-2007, 10:33 PM
He lives in his own heaven
Collects it to go from the seven eleven
Well hes out all night to collect a fare
Just so long, just so long it dont mess up his hair
Oww ha


XD had tooo...

Paint_It_Black
04-07-2007, 10:52 PM
I think I'm liking it.

T-6005
04-07-2007, 11:16 PM
Let's just agree to disagree on that one. I almost thought so before I came to my senses.

H1T_That
04-08-2007, 03:53 AM
I can eat an entire pizza,

So can most people. Nothing special about this.

JohnnyNemesis
04-08-2007, 07:52 AM
Cheese pie monkey spork! LOL!

This covers all I need to know about the thread.

JohnnyNemesis
04-08-2007, 08:43 AM
ps. Seriously, Wikipedia is among the worst new arrivals in the history of this BBS, for what I hope are obvious reasons. Fucking HELL.

Llamas
04-08-2007, 08:44 AM
Probably the fact that goon and lodat like him. but what's up with this richard thing?

Lodat225
04-08-2007, 08:45 AM
I don't like him. It was more of a mock.

JohnnyNemesis
04-08-2007, 08:45 AM
Incorrect. It's...this random = funny shit is the most annoying thing ever, holy oh god.

Llamas
04-08-2007, 08:50 AM
I know, Ricky. I meant that the people who claimed to like him seem to enjoy the random = funny shit. LOL I'M GAY!!!!1!!1! ROLFCOPTER!!

Lodat225
04-08-2007, 08:52 AM
I don't like random. :mad: :mad: :( :mad:

ZagmenO
04-08-2007, 08:54 AM
If you think THAT'S bad, well...I like him, too! That just made it even worse! :eek:

Wikipedia
04-08-2007, 08:58 AM
It's only a matter of time until my reign reaches into the far corners of Europe. You will all tremble before the awesome power.
The only option for you is to quickly send all your piss in glass jars to me.

ZagmenO
04-08-2007, 09:02 AM
The only option for you is to quickly send all your piss in glass jars to me.

You don't want mine, dude!!! I'll just leave it at that...

Thomas
04-08-2007, 09:04 AM
I think the worst part about this is the fact that it is most likely that this person(?) probably has somewhat of a life (at least) outside of the internet and that he/she (it?) probably actually interacts with other people. Seriously, wtf?

wheelchairman
04-08-2007, 09:05 AM
Cheese pie monkey spork! LOL!

Cheese pie monkey spork! LOL!

Llamas
04-08-2007, 09:07 AM
Yes but it is probably like 13 years old, so its friends are probably the same.

Llamas
04-08-2007, 09:08 AM
Cheese pie monkey spork! LOL!

tator tots!!!! LMAO!

Thomas
04-08-2007, 09:08 AM
Pine cone?

rofl

ZagmenO
04-08-2007, 09:10 AM
porcupine sex.

Wikipedia
04-08-2007, 10:08 AM
13 years old, so its friends are probably the same.

I'm not thirteen years old- and regardless of age- once I can prove that The Beatles can travel through time, age will be meaningless.

John Lennon was shot by time police. He broke a law that won't even exist for another sixty years or so that prevents drugs from being sold to time periods where they didn't exist. Lennon sold LSD to futurist artists and musicians, and once the Russians found out, they sent a person into the past and shot him.

Jakebert
04-08-2007, 10:16 AM
Incorrect. It's...this random = funny shit is the most annoying thing ever, holy oh god.

*In "wacky" voice* I like cheeeeese. I want to go to a cheeeeese factory. Let's all go watch Adult Swim and eat cheeeeeeese weasals.

wheelchairman
04-08-2007, 10:25 AM
Cheese pie monkey spork! LOL!Cheese pie monkey spork! LOL!

Cheese pie monkey spork! LOL!

Forza
04-08-2007, 11:28 AM
What's a spork?

0r4ng3
04-08-2007, 11:30 AM
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Spork

That's a spork.

On another note, Ctrl+Alt+Del's "I are pant!" is the only documented instance of random that isn't pure suck.

Llamas
04-08-2007, 11:35 AM
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Spork

That's a spork.

On another note, Ctrl+Alt+Del's "I are pant!" is the only documented instance of random that isn't pure suck.

I don't remember that one... is it recent? *must update self on that comic*

Paint_It_Black
04-08-2007, 12:16 PM
This is "random" done well. I can appreciate it.

If wikipedia becomes a respected member I have to remember to bump this.

JohnnyNemesis
04-08-2007, 12:37 PM
This is "random" done well.

Fucking blasphemous lies. :(

0r4ng3
04-08-2007, 12:48 PM
I don't remember that one... is it recent? *must update self on that comic*
*sigh* I normally don't do this comic thing twice in a day, but...

http://ctrlaltdel-online.com/comics/20040515.jpg

Llamas
04-08-2007, 12:49 PM
Ah. I always skip over the ones with Chef Brian because they're never funny. I are pant is pretty good, though.

wheelchairman
04-08-2007, 12:54 PM
This is "random" done well. I can appreciate it.

If wikipedia becomes a respected member I have to remember to bump this.

But it's not done well. It's terrible. :( You have terrible terrible tastes Richard. Terrible terrible tastes.

Llamas
04-08-2007, 12:59 PM
I'm going to have to agree with Per and Ricky here...

0r4ng3
04-08-2007, 01:02 PM
Yeah, me too. I think that you only think that it's "random done well" because it doesn't look like it was typed by a drunk baby, like most other newcomers to the BBS.

Wikipedia
04-08-2007, 01:09 PM
My every post isn't done random, this first post was just a tool for me to find out which people on the board are uptight pricks.

Now that I've carried out this thread's purpose, its usefulness is over.

Kill this thread.

JohnnyNemesis
04-08-2007, 01:11 PM
I <3 defense mechanisms.

Hint: The reactions have nothing to do with anyone being uptight and everything to do with you being a complete failure.

ZagmenO
04-08-2007, 01:18 PM
My every post isn't done random, this first post was just a tool for me to find out which people on the board are uptight pricks.

Now that I've carried out this thread's purpose, its usefulness is over.

Kill this thread.

98% of this board are uptight pricks. If you wanna good laugh, see me.

Llamas
04-08-2007, 01:24 PM
My every post isn't done random, this first post was just a tool for me to find out which people on the board are uptight pricks.

Now that I've carried out this thread's purpose, its usefulness is over.

Kill this thread.

So then start proving yourself interesting... How can you tell if people are uptight based on how they react to random crap?

goonadie1day
04-08-2007, 02:29 PM
So then start proving yourself interesting... How can you tell if people are uptight based on how they react to random crap?

Because you guys have cluster fuck syndrome. One of you assholes decides

"oh i dont like this mothafucka,... they arent a clone of myself. And plus getting along makes my life pointless"

So when one of you are on the 'stfu, gtfo, die' bandwagon... most of you join in. O.o

Granted this isnt always the case, but its always the same fucking people that have the same fucking bad attitudes and opinions...



98% of this board are uptight pricks. If you wanna good laugh, see me.

Yes i second this... maybe its more like 98% of the Off Topic section, but the On topic... they are less than 15% uptight. Lets hope no one migrates.

JohnnyNemesis
04-08-2007, 02:30 PM
We're all uptight pricks, but you're all bonded by shocking idiocy. When it comes down to that, I'd rather be a prick.

Nina
04-08-2007, 02:58 PM
Because you guys have cluster fuck syndrome. One of you assholes decides

"oh i dont like this mothafucka,... they arent a clone of myself. And plus getting along makes my life pointless"

So when one of you are on the 'stfu, gtfo, die' bandwagon... most of you join in. O.o


dingdingding we have a winner!
it only took her 215 posts until she said that.

wheelchairman
04-08-2007, 03:00 PM
I would just call us connoisseurs of people. We enjoy good conversation, wit, and charm. Those who lack that, we weed out with all enthusiasm.

Llamas
04-08-2007, 03:17 PM
Because you guys have cluster fuck syndrome. One of you assholes decides

"oh i dont like this mothafucka,... they arent a clone of myself. And plus getting along makes my life pointless"

So when one of you are on the 'stfu, gtfo, die' bandwagon... most of you join in. O.o

Granted this isnt always the case, but its always the same fucking people that have the same fucking bad attitudes and opinions...

What? Most of the time, there are arguments over these things. One of them was over YOU. Some people made fun of you, and others stuck up for you. Richard stuck up for the wiki dude in here. You're making rash claims. There are some people here who automatically agree with others, but for a majority of situations, people form their own opinions on people. With venom, for example, I never liked him, and people, particularly Richard, stood up for him and gave him a real chance, until he completely proved himself a moron.

I disagree with people here a lot. If you'd been around longer, you'd have seen the shit between 1565 and I. I wouldn't say we really get along. So how does that look with your claim?


I would just call us connoisseurs of people. We enjoy good conversation, wit, and charm. Those who lack that, we weed out with all enthusiasm.
I would generally agree. ;)

Paint_It_Black
04-08-2007, 03:53 PM
Yeah, I often stick up for people. And the ones I stick up for often validate my choice by improving. Though they often leave the board afterwards, but still, I feel good about it.

Which I think helps underline something about my harassment of Goon (1day yet?).

All I'm saying with this Wikipedia guy is wait a little longer. It's too soon to tell.

Llamas
04-08-2007, 03:56 PM
Well, my opinion of the guy was upon introduction and still is that he's not funny, but he's not horrible. I don't think anyone in the thread was already writing him off as a horrible poster... just that he's not funny. He could be totally fine, but he needs to give up the bad-random-humor act.

Great Mike
04-08-2007, 04:00 PM
"oh i dont like this mothafucka,... they arent a clone of myself. And plus getting along makes my life pointless"

So when one of you are on the 'stfu, gtfo, die' bandwagon... most of you join in. O.o

Haha, she's totally right on that.

goonadie1day
04-08-2007, 04:00 PM
Granted this isnt always the case, but its always the same fucking people that have the same fucking bad attitudes and opinions...


Learn to read.

Llamas
04-08-2007, 04:14 PM
Granted this isnt always the case, but its always the same fucking people that have the same fucking bad attitudes and opinions...

Learn to not contradict yourself.

goonadie1day
04-08-2007, 04:17 PM
rofl... i love it... your amazing. post more NOW!

Im not saying in this quote that everything that is random is funny, but what Wikipedia said was funny, because it wasnt the shit that you find on this board all the time.


Probably the fact that goon and lodat like him. but what's up with this richard thing?
OH... ouchy. That hurts me so badly. Your big bad burning words.

My opinion should not influence your opinion on someone or something. Its the same with everyone else. Maybe you dont like something, doesnt mean others cant. So stop using me as a way to burn things.


Incorrect. It's...this random = funny shit is the most annoying thing ever, holy oh god.

Aliright. I have developed an opinion about you, and i think your very small minded when it comes to humor. Im not saying when it comes to everything. You find some pretty stupid shit funny. So you can just back the fuck off of anyone and everyone who finds shit funny, even when you dont.
I mean the 'is it 1day yet' shit... isnt funny, and yes, i get it... you dont like me, but you sure do concern yourself with me alot :P


My every post isn't done random, this first post was just a tool for me to find out which people on the board are uptight pricks.
If you read the board at all its very easy to figure out who the tight wads are. They tend to mass fuck and spew together. Im not saying everyone here is like that, honestly, there are some cool/nice people i don't have a problem with. Just a little FYI


dingdingding we have a winner!
it only took her 215 posts until she said that.

Yes, well... it takes a while to form opinions of people.


I would just call us connoisseurs of people. We enjoy good conversation, wit, and charm. Those who lack that, we weed out with all enthusiasm.

I dont really care what you want to call yourselfs. Just know... i will not be weeded out. Learn to deal.


Yeah, I often stick up for people. And the ones I stick up for often validate my choice by improving. Though they often leave the board afterwards, but still, I feel good about it.

Which I think helps underline something about my harassment of Goon (1day yet?).

All I'm saying with this Wikipedia guy is wait a little longer. It's too soon to tell.
Im not saying anything about anyone personally when i said what i said. I didnt say absolutely everyone. I have had people stick up for me. ETC.

and i agree... to soon to tell. Although when people began passing judgement on me... i was less than 10 posts.


Well, my opinion of the guy was upon introduction and still is that he's not funny, but he's not horrible. I don't think anyone in the thread was already writing him off as a horrible poster... just that he's not funny. He could be totally fine, but he needs to give up the bad-random-humor act.

Seriously this goes for everyone here. YOU ALL JUDGE EVERYTHING ABOUT A PERSON BASED ON TOOOOOO LITTLE INFO!


Haha, she's totally right on that.

:D

Llamas
04-08-2007, 04:28 PM
Im not saying in this quote that everything that is random is funny, but what Wikipedia said was funny, because it wasnt the shit that you find on this board all the time.
Actually, you wouldn't know what you'd normally find here, as you haven't been around long enough. I haven't even been around long enough for a lot of stuff that goes on here. And I'm not positive if it was this bbs or not, but I've seen people post the same things he does.


OH... ouchy. That hurts me so badly. Your big bad burning words.
Who says I was trying to burn you?


My opinion should not influence your opinion on someone or something. Its the same with everyone else. Maybe you dont like something, doesnt mean others cant. So stop using me as a way to burn things.
Same as above. I was being SARCASTIC. whoo.




Aliright. I have developed an opinion about you, and i think your very small minded when it comes to humor. Im not saying when it comes to everything. You find some pretty stupid shit funny. So you can just back the fuck off of anyone and everyone who finds shit funny, even when you dont.
I mean the 'is it 1day yet' shit... isnt funny, and yes, i get it... you dont like me, but you sure do concern yourself with me alot :P
Guess what?? People don't say that to make YOU laugh!! You don't think it's funny, because it's an insult to you! But if a similar insult was made to someone like Mark, you'd think it was hilarious. I'm sure you'll try to deny that, but based on your insults around here, I'm sure you would.



and i agree... to soon to tell. Although when people began passing judgement on me... i was less than 10 posts.
Seriously this goes for everyone here. YOU ALL JUDGE EVERYTHING ABOUT A PERSON BASED ON TOOOOOO LITTLE INFO!
Yet those of us who passed judgement on you after 10 posts have been continually proven right. And it's not judging everything about a person.... it's judging whether or not you like them. Get over it.

Paint_It_Black
04-08-2007, 04:31 PM
and i agree... to soon to tell. Although when people began passing judgement on me... i was less than 10 posts.

We only needed one post to learn all we needed to know about you.

Seriously goon, just post exclusively in the on-topic section. You'll be so much happier. And don't be all "blah blah blah learn to deal". We can all "deal" with you perfectly well. I'm saying it would be better for you.

goonadie1day
04-08-2007, 04:35 PM
We only needed one post to learn all we needed to know about you.

Seriously goon, just post exclusively in the on-topic section. You'll be so much happier. And don't be all "blah blah blah learn to deal". We can all "deal" with you perfectly well. I'm saying it would be better for you.

oh yes... mighty ass of all wisdom... im sure you know exactly what is best for me...

the_GoDdEsS
04-08-2007, 04:42 PM
Lol, angsty (not a word) teenagers.

JohnnyNemesis
04-08-2007, 06:02 PM
It's too soon to tell.

Incorrect.


he's not funny, but he's not horrible.

Incorrect.


Aliright. I have developed an opinion about blah blah blah irrelevant bullshit.

You're a fucking idiot.


Lol, angsty (not a word) teenagers.

LAWL <3

Wikipedia
04-08-2007, 06:09 PM
I've also just figured out who the people (using this word very loosely) desperate for friends are:
goonadie1day
zagmeno
lodat225

Do not associate me with the last three people. I want nothing to do with them.

wheelchairman
04-08-2007, 06:11 PM
So using a new strategy in hopes of making us forgetting your poor entrance?

p.s. you're right though.

JohnnyNemesis
04-08-2007, 06:14 PM
The answer is yes, but then again, since he's right I can't even really hold it against him.

mrconeman
04-08-2007, 06:20 PM
I find it hard to dislike Wikipedia.
He does my homework.

Paint_It_Black
04-08-2007, 06:35 PM
im sure you know exactly what is best for me...

http://gallery.hd.org/_exhibits/maths/knot-hangmans-noose-black-backdrop-18mm-manila-1-AJHD.jpg

Yup.

1day yet, is it?

ZagmenO
04-08-2007, 06:59 PM
I've also just figured out who the people (using this word very loosely) desperate for friends are:
goonadie1day
zagmeno
lodat225

Do not associate me with the last three people. I want nothing to do with them.

Are you an alt or something? You seem to just know what the majority of this board pretends to think.

JohnnyNemesis
04-08-2007, 07:04 PM
What do you mean "pretends"?

ZagmenO
04-08-2007, 07:10 PM
I mean they like to act as though they know someone based on posts that person makes in a forum.

Llamas
04-08-2007, 07:12 PM
Are you suddenly upset that nobody here likes you? Wow.

JohnnyNemesis
04-08-2007, 07:14 PM
I mean they like to act as though they know someone based on posts that person makes in a forum.

That's not true though. I've always said that the only thing I know about you is the posts that you make on the forum, because that's the only time your life intersects with mine. So comments I make on people are based on their posts and nothing more, plain and simple.

If your posts make you appear to be a complete piece of shit, then that's what I'll say, but no one here acts like they know anyone beyond the forum.

I mean, people do make comments about other shit beyond posts, but that's because it actually pisses you people off and is hilarious to watch because you think we really believe that shit.

ZagmenO
04-08-2007, 07:20 PM
Are you suddenly upset that nobody here likes you? Wow.

That's not true though. I've always said that the only thing I know about you is the posts that you make on the forum, because that's the only time your life intersects with mine. So comments I make on people are based on their posts and nothing more, plain and simple.

If your posts make you appear to be a complete piece of shit, then that's what I'll say, but no one here acts like they know anyone beyond the forum.

I mean, people do make comments about other shit beyond posts, but that's because it actually pisses you people off and is hilarious to watch because you think we really believe that shit.

Who said I was pissed off? My face is red with laughter at how pathetic you guys's lame shots are at me. Seriously, keep going. It's funny.

JohnnyNemesis
04-08-2007, 07:22 PM
....except no one's making any shots at you at all right now, yet you're still getting agitated. Good job.

ZagmenO
04-08-2007, 07:23 PM
....except no one's making any shots at you at all right now,

I'm talking about in general


yet you're still getting agitated. Good job.

You'd like to believe that, keep trying.

JohnnyNemesis
04-08-2007, 07:24 PM
I'm talking about in general

My mistake.


You'd like to believe that


Nope.

Lodat225
04-08-2007, 07:34 PM
I've also just figured out who the people (using this word very loosely) desperate for friends are:
goonadie1day
zagmeno
lodat225

Do not associate me with the last three people. I want nothing to do with them.

An alt? oh yeah. I said like 2 things in this thread.

i need friends.... :(

goonadie1day
04-08-2007, 08:03 PM
Are you suddenly upset that nobody here likes you? Wow.
o.O your so high and mighty... all the friends you have in the world are on here! Whoot... we are all steaming in jealousy. ...

not really.


An alt? oh yeah. I said like 2 things in this thread.

i need friends.... :(

Yupp... we need the lowlifes here soooo badly.


I've also just figured out who the people (using this word very loosely) desperate for friends are:
goonadie1day
zagmeno
lodat225

Do not associate me with the last three people. I want nothing to do with them.

Nice. You burned me so bad... now i have to pretend to cry... shit that aint goona work... i think its toooo damn funny... i so badly 'need' friends... w/e

JohnnyNemesis
04-08-2007, 08:07 PM
You don't even know what you're talking about. She's not insulting him there, she's pointing out that ZagmenO went from being proud that no one likes him (and bragging about it in other threads) to all of a sudden upset about it here. Don't be so fucking stupid, goddamn.

ZagmenO
04-08-2007, 09:59 PM
You don't even know what you're talking about. She's not insulting him there, she's pointing out that ZagmenO went from being proud that no one likes him (and bragging about it in other threads) to all of a sudden upset about it here. Don't be so fucking stupid, goddamn.

No...I'm pretty sure I've always been very amused about the hatred people have for me. Show me a post that looks like I'm pissed. C'moooon! ;)

And don't say: "THE 1 U JUS MAED" cuz then I know you're just F'ing around.

WebDudette
04-09-2007, 12:02 AM
There is nothing more annoying and less funny them someone attempting to be funny through randomness. I do appreciate true random happenings though. That said, my first impression of Wikipedia is that he/she is incredibly unfunny. On the other hand he seems like he could be, or already is, an intelligent and half way decent member. Also, replying to someone who is being random with sarcastic randomness is almost as bad.

Nina
04-09-2007, 01:36 AM
o.O your so high and mighty... all the friends you have in the world are on here! Whoot... we are all steaming in jealousy. ...

not really.



Yupp... we need the lowlifes here soooo badly.



Nice. You burned me so bad... now i have to pretend to cry... shit that aint goona work... i think its toooo damn funny... i so badly 'need' friends... w/e

I agree, goon is fucking annoying.

JohnnyNemesis
04-09-2007, 07:21 AM
blah blah blah blah blah

Stop crying.

Harnum
04-09-2007, 07:26 AM
I just noticed something. In just about every thread on here these days, you get Fagmen0 and 1day arguing their point about spamming/wanting to be accepted or some other bullshit. They come back JUST to annoy the fuck out of people. Just leave already. Rid us of your useless existence on these boards.

P.S - Is it 1day yet?

mrconeman
04-09-2007, 07:33 AM
I wish I could join in on these arguments and ask "Is it 1day yet".
But I'm experiencing something totally new here, every time I go to read one of its posts my brain has an automatic reaction to either shut down and stop paying attention, or just not read it at all. Kind of like when you put your hand on something too hot and your hand moves in shock.

Harnum
04-09-2007, 07:35 AM
See, mrconeman never fails. =]

EDIT: Back to the point. Fagmen0 and 1day are shit.

Sin Studly
04-09-2007, 07:50 AM
... I think Wikipedia is a Markov Chain.

Harnum
04-09-2007, 08:00 AM
Markov Chain? Explain to the idiot here please.

Paint_It_Black
04-09-2007, 08:02 AM
Show me a post that looks like I'm pissed. C'moooon! ;)

Ok, here you go.


You fucking suck & you sucking fuck!!!! I hope you get anally ransacked by a porcupine! You can't think of anything clever to say you just deedeedeeingly spurt out there that I only pretend Ninthlayer's a shit eating dimwitted motherfucking dick sucking jackass on a stick!!!! You know that I am, in every sense of the word, better than both you AND your boyfriend, Ninthlayer, put together. Fuckassshitballsmotherfucking beep boop boop! You get where I'm going with this? Don't start fights with the Zagman, or I will indeed mess you up!

And the one thing that really makes yourself look like a motherfucking jackass bitch shit numbskull is that...I WASN'T EVEN TALKING TO YOU!!! So, you brought that upon yourself! You just need to develop a sense of humor! What're you on estrogen or something!?!?!?!?!?!?!? Anti-depressants!?!?!? I don't get it!!!

Congratulations, pal! You win the award for most stupid, idiotic attempt at dissing me! so don't even try! If Ninth wants to make a comeback at my post, he can. But for the love of God don't try and jump in with some nonsencial piece of shit statement like the one I quoted just now. You see what I'm saying, dude? I'm done frying you right now.

Now, I don't think I've said one "on-topic" statement since I posted in here, so, lemme do it.

Fat people are alright, I guess.

Sin Studly
04-09-2007, 08:03 AM
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mark_V_Shaney

Harnum
04-09-2007, 08:06 AM
So, it's a computer program/bot? Or am I a complete dumbass?

Sin Studly
04-09-2007, 08:14 AM
Basically.

Harnum
04-09-2007, 08:16 AM
Thought so.

EDIT: Wait a minute.. Basically I'm a complete dumbass, or basically its a computer program/bot? I know, I ask too many fucking questions.

Sin Studly
04-09-2007, 08:20 AM
I read his posts properly, there's no way it's a Markov. It's just some fuckwit child who thinks random is funny.

Paint_It_Black
04-09-2007, 08:20 AM
Harnum, stop. He's saying you're basically correct.

Sin Studly
04-09-2007, 08:22 AM
Or was I? Hrm....

Harnum
04-09-2007, 08:23 AM
Ok, sorry.

EDIT: Agreeing (sp?) with Sin on the stupid child thing. Wiki is nothing more.

Wikipedia
04-09-2007, 08:44 AM
An alt? oh yeah. I said like 2 things in this thread.

All I had to do was search for posts made by you, and within seconds I developed an opinion about you.

Immature child Sin?

I wasn't even remotely trying to copy or parody Mark V Shaney. I've been on other forums ranging from pretentious art-freaks to people like ZagmenO who think that farts are funny.

This thread was an easy way to get the people who behave like Zagmen, Wheelchairman, Johnnynemesis. I'm not saying that the three are alike, but I can judge pretty accurately, based on just the few posts I've read from these people here and from the ones I've seen in other parts of the forum, what kind of people are here.

Sin, You seem educated enough to rise above most of the scum here. I look forward to having further conversation with you at another time.

JohnnyNemesis
04-09-2007, 08:46 AM
*sllluuuuuuuuuuuurp*

wheelchairman
04-09-2007, 08:52 AM
*sllluuuuuuuuuuuurp*

What you couldn't possibly be suggesting his change of strategy is just a more subservient form of trying to please people here?

What? Justin's respected? I better kiss his ass. Hello Goon!

Sin Studly
04-09-2007, 08:58 AM
Sin, You seem educated enough to rise above most of the scum here. I look forward to having further conversation with you at another time.

I'm actually one of the least educated persons on this forum, and by far the least educated for my age. Nice try, though.

Wikipedia
04-09-2007, 08:59 AM
I'm actually one of the least educated persons on this forum, and by far the least educated for my age. Nice try, though.

Pretend that you're ten years old.

wheelchairman
04-09-2007, 09:00 AM
Yeah, its called sissy-kicking.

Jakebert
04-09-2007, 09:20 AM
Dear Goon and Zag:

It's not that we're uptight, we joke around a lot. I'd say that 90% of the threads here are us joking around. The thing is that our sense of humor isn't stupidly childish like yours. We've grown up since 8th grade, and realize that just using words like "sex" and "pickles" in "random" context really isn't all that funny. What makes something funny is the wit behind what's being said, mixed with the words being used. It's even more pathetic coming from Zag, who swears up and down that he's 19, which is either total bullshit, or just plain sad. And goona is just fat lol.

You guys use the fact that we're "uptight" as an excuse to keep thinking that you're funny, even though the only people here that find you funny are 14 year olds who also sit there and order expensive hot sauce off of the internet just because Dexter made the recepe. That in itself should show you something, but of course you both completely ignore it because it doesn't quite click with your perception of yourself.

In short, being retarded is fine, but don't blame everyone else when you don't get the reaction you want.

XOXO,
-Jakebert.

0r4ng3
04-09-2007, 09:27 AM
And Jakebert strikes again! That's pretty much exactly what I (and probably countless others) have been trying to say since yesterday, when this whole mess started. Too bad it's not going to work, and they're just going to ignore you. But seriously, A for effort.

JohnnyNemesis
04-09-2007, 09:48 AM
Mr. Studly is smart but openly skeptical of education, at least on a formal level.

The thing is, Wikipedia is so very transparent, and he/she has this nice cyclical approach: since we can never truly get inside this person's head and prove beyond the shadow of a doubt that he's just switching up the posting style to be accepted here, he/she can fling around insults and claim to be above it all and unbothered.

Unfortunately, common sense blows that approach to pieces and we see right through it.

I don't doubt that Wikipedia is a cool person and could potentially be an interesting and productive member etc etc. But that doesn't change anything I've said thus far because as of right now I'm still right.

Sin Studly
04-09-2007, 10:08 AM
I don't doubt that Wikipedia is a cool person and could potentially be an interesting and productive member etc etc.

Yeah, but you're an overtolerant asshole. I bet when niggers steal your bike you're like "Well, there's no proof it was persons of darker skin colouring" and then you go to the niggercave and buy your bike back for the eighth time. Bronxmonkey.

JohnnyNemesis
04-09-2007, 10:10 AM
You pwned me; therefore, you seem educated enough to rise above most of the scum here. I look forward to having further conversation with you at another time. :cool: :cool: :cool:

Sin Studly
04-09-2007, 10:20 AM
See, look at the way you just tolerated that pwnage. I bet when white peoples pwn you on the internet, you're like "Well there's no proof that it was crackers", and then you write a thesis on the urban socio-economic divide and the proportionate aclimatisation to welfare state reliance between the ethnic and social majority when compared as a percentage to persons percieved as peoples of a sub-par social income, marginalised ethnic, cultural or religious background, and/or niggers.

JohnnyNemesis
04-09-2007, 10:22 AM
Well, yeah, pretty much. I DO go to a liberal arts school after all. (ps. I'm chill)

ZagmenO
04-09-2007, 11:53 AM
Stop crying.


I just noticed something. In just about every thread on here these days, you get Fagmen0 and 1day arguing their point about spamming/wanting to be accepted or some other bullshit. They come back JUST to annoy the fuck out of people. Just leave already. Rid us of your useless existence on these boards.

P.S - Is it 1day yet?


Ok, here you go. (Shows post of Zag pwning PIB.)


All I had to do was search for posts made by you, and within seconds I developed an opinion about you.

Immature child Sin?

I wasn't even remotely trying to copy or parody Mark V Shaney. I've been on other forums ranging from pretentious art-freaks to people like ZagmenO who think that farts are funny.

This thread was an easy way to get the people who behave like Zagmen, Wheelchairman, Johnnynemesis. I'm not saying that the three are alike, but I can judge pretty accurately, based on just the few posts I've read from these people here and from the ones I've seen in other parts of the forum, what kind of people are here.

Sin, You seem educated enough to rise above most of the scum here. I look forward to having further conversation with you at another time.


Dear Goon and Zag:

It's not that we're uptight, we joke around a lot. I'd say that 90% of the threads here are us joking around. The thing is that our sense of humor isn't stupidly childish like yours. We've grown up since 8th grade, and realize that just using words like "sex" and "pickles" in "random" context really isn't all that funny. What makes something funny is the wit behind what's being said, mixed with the words being used. It's even more pathetic coming from Zag, who swears up and down that he's 19, which is either total bullshit, or just plain sad. And goona is just fat lol.

You guys use the fact that we're "uptight" as an excuse to keep thinking that you're funny, even though the only people here that find you funny are 14 year olds who also sit there and order expensive hot sauce off of the internet just because Dexter made the recepe. That in itself should show you something, but of course you both completely ignore it because it doesn't quite click with your perception of yourself.

In short, being retarded is fine, but don't blame everyone else when you don't get the reaction you want.

XOXO,
-Jakebert.

How pathetic. :rolleyes: Keep saying that stuff. There ya go. Sooner or later you'll be better than me.

lol

goonadie1day
04-09-2007, 12:43 PM
What you couldn't possibly be suggesting his change of strategy is just a more subservient form of trying to please people here?

What? Justin's respected? I better kiss his ass. Hello Goon!

Im thinking that your trying to imply that wikipedia is an alt account for me? Although i thought his first couple of random posts were funny, i'm not going to give him any praise past that. Why in the world would i intentionally burn myself?

Dear Goon and Zag:

It's not that we're uptight, we joke around a lot. I'd say that 90% of the threads here are us joking around. The thing is that our sense of humor isn't stupidly childish like yours. We've grown up since 8th grade, and realize that just using words like "sex" and "pickles" in "random" context really isn't all that funny. What makes something funny is the wit behind what's being said, mixed with the words being used. It's even more pathetic coming from Zag, who swears up and down that he's 19, which is either total bullshit, or just plain sad. And goona is just fat lol.

You guys use the fact that we're "uptight" as an excuse to keep thinking that you're funny, even though the only people here that find you funny are 14 year olds who also sit there and order expensive hot sauce off of the internet just because Dexter made the recepe. That in itself should show you something, but of course you both completely ignore it because it doesn't quite click with your perception of yourself.

In short, being retarded is fine, but don't blame everyone else when you don't get the reaction you want.

XOXO,
-Jakebert.

Ok i can agree with you on a one of your points. Randomness does not automatically make something funny. I thought that wikipedia's first couple of posts were funny because it was a really random and original thing to say. It made me laugh, however, i dont think it's always going to be funny when someones says something unexpected. I could be mistaken, but have i ever just randomly said something "sex" and "pickles"...? I don't think i have... again i could be wrong.

Paint_It_Black
04-09-2007, 01:28 PM
Im thinking that your trying to imply that wikipedia is an alt account for me?

You can't be serious. This wikipedia dude isn't very popular right now, but nobody thinks he's a fucking moron. You, on the other hand, are recognized by all as a fucking moron.

Hey wikipedia, stop acting like you know everything. Just relax. The strategy you're currently using is going to get real annoying real quick. If this is a place you're going to enjoy try to settle in casually.

JohnnyNemesis
04-09-2007, 01:31 PM
Sooner or later you'll be better than me.

Yeah, but PRNK N U because no one gives a shit about being better than you. You're scum whether we're halfway decent people or not.

ZagmenO
04-09-2007, 01:42 PM
Yeah, but PRNK N U because no one gives a shit about being better than you. You're scum whether we're halfway decent people or not.

oh boohoo keep tryin'. ;)

Sin Studly
04-09-2007, 01:46 PM
http://faculty.clintoncc.suny.edu/faculty/michael.gregory/files/Bio%20102/Bio%20102%20lectures/protists/amoeba_proteus_X_100.jpg

Better than you.

ZagmenO
04-09-2007, 01:52 PM
Better than you.

Oh, well yea. Those things make up our entire body. I happily admit those are the greatest life forms on earth. Here's to the cells.

Llamas
04-09-2007, 02:00 PM
Your body is made of amoebas? Sick.

ZagmenO
04-09-2007, 02:00 PM
Your body is made of amoebas? Sick.

...And then some. ;)

Llamas
04-09-2007, 02:04 PM
By the way, there's no way you're 19 years old and thought that an amoeba was a cell.

ZagmenO
04-09-2007, 02:09 PM
Age has nothing to do with it. Cells and amoebas and pseudopods and all those look alike to me. Yes, I'm 19. How is that so hard for you jarheads to understand?

Also, I'm pretty sure an amoeba iss a type of cell.

0r4ng3
04-09-2007, 02:12 PM
Yeah, but amoebas don't make up anything. They're single-celled organisms.

And screw you all for making me think on break.

Bazza
04-09-2007, 02:16 PM
Age has nothing to do with it. Cells and amoebas and pseudopods and all those look alike to me. Yes, I'm 19. How is that so hard for you jarheads to understand?

Also, I'm pretty sure an amoeba iss a type of cell.

Wow, I've met some pretty pretty imature 19 year olds before, but you..... that's another story.

I was convinced that you were about 11/12.

Llamas
04-09-2007, 02:22 PM
Age has nothing to do with it. Cells and amoebas and pseudopods and all those look alike to me.
Because you're a moron.


Yes, I'm 19. How is that so hard for you jarheads to understand?
Hmm, could be because you make threads about porcupine sex and generally post like a complete retard. My 14 year old sister is leagues more mature than you.


Also, I'm pretty sure an amoeba iss a type of cell.
No. NO NO. An amoeba is a single-cellular organism. Humans are multi-cellular organisms.

JohnnyNemesis
04-09-2007, 02:34 PM
How is that so hard for you jarheads to understand?

You're too stupid to be 19 years old.

ZagmenO
04-09-2007, 02:40 PM
JN, Bazza, and llamas, thanks for making me laugh as you intend to cut me down...again. Also:


Yeah, but amoebas don't make up anything. They're single-celled organisms.

And screw you all for making me think on break.

Humans are made up of cells. That was my point.


No. NO NO. An amoeba is a single-cellular organism. Humans are multi-cellular organisms.

Pardon me for thinking all microscopic organisms look alike. Geez.

Wikipedia
04-09-2007, 02:48 PM
Hey wikipedia, stop acting like you know everything.

I know nothing.

Llamas
04-09-2007, 02:48 PM
Humans are made up of cells. That was my point.
Dinosaurs were made up of cells, also. Doesn't mean Humans are made of dinosaurs.




Pardon me for thinking all microscopic organisms look alike. Geez.
Yeah, and all Asians look the same. So do all blacks.

ZagmenO
04-09-2007, 03:05 PM
That...is...completely different. :confused:

Bazza
04-09-2007, 03:07 PM
So:
http://www1.tip.nl/~t936927/folio/images/stentors.jpg

looks like:
http://www.biology4kids.com/extras/show_kingdoms/03.jpg

??

ZagmenO
04-09-2007, 03:10 PM
I'm not a big "microscopic organism expert" here. When I look at a cell, I just see a cell.

goonadie1day
04-09-2007, 03:11 PM
I'm not a big "microscopic organism expert" here. When I look at a cell, I just see a cell.
Shhhhhh! If you don't know.

Llamas
04-09-2007, 03:14 PM
I'm not a big "microscopic organism expert" here. When I look at a cell, I just see a cell.

I'm not a big "race expert" here. When I look at an Asian person, I just see a chink.

ZagmenO
04-09-2007, 03:15 PM
FINE!!! I'll admit it. I am a "cellist."

Bazza
04-09-2007, 03:17 PM
FINE!!! I'll admit it. I am a "cellist."

You're actually the opposite, as you can't see the difference.

ZagmenO
04-09-2007, 03:18 PM
Cellist=Cell racism.

0r4ng3
04-09-2007, 03:19 PM
When I look at an Asian person, I just see a chink.
Yeah, I do that too. It's embarrassing sometimes.

Zagmen0, you play the cello?

ZagmenO
04-09-2007, 03:19 PM
Yeah, I do that too. It's embarrassing sometimes.

Zagmen0, you play the cello?

No, I'm a...tromboner.

Bazza
04-09-2007, 03:20 PM
Yes pointing out the differences and making fun of them. Whereas you see them all being the same, therefore there is nothing to discriminate against.

ZagmenO
04-09-2007, 03:24 PM
There's different forms of cellism.

Anyways, let's just change this thread to the "cell appreciation thread." Where some people view cells as all being the same while others can see the big, major difference.

EDIT: Or should I make my own thread about that?

Llamas
04-09-2007, 03:26 PM
The point is, an Amoeba is not a type of cell. So now let's end this discussion.

ZagmenO
04-09-2007, 03:27 PM
I agree. The discussion ends here.

So, back on topic: Uuum. What is the topic exactly?

Bazza
04-09-2007, 03:27 PM
Please Please Please, no threads on cells/cellism/cell-rights/cellophilia or any cell related thing you can think of. I feel dumber for having this discussion.

JohnnyNemesis
04-09-2007, 03:27 PM
Zaggy thinking people are actually trying to cut him down is cute. It obviously doesn't work, so why would we try? When we call you stupid and immature, we're just stating the obvious.


No, I'm a...tromboner.

*facepalm*

Llamas
04-09-2007, 03:29 PM
Oh god... I missed that post. And I was grateful I did. Why did you have to quote it, Ricky? :(

ZagmenO
04-09-2007, 03:29 PM
Zaggy thinking people are actually trying to cut him down is cute. It obviously doesn't work, so why would we try? When we call you stupid and immature, we're just stating the obvious.



*facepalm*

Ignorance is bliss, so you must be in heaven right now.

That_Guy91
04-09-2007, 03:48 PM
Ignorance is bliss, so you must be in heaven right now.

I think I used that one like 5 years ago.

EDIT: Nothing he said was ignorant, anyway, even if you think he's wrong. Quit trying to sound clever, it doesn't work for you.

ZagmenO
04-09-2007, 05:51 PM
I think I used that one like 5 years ago.

EDIT: Nothing he said was ignorant, anyway, even if you think he's wrong. Quit trying to sound clever, it doesn't work for you.

He spewed out some crap that me being stupid and immature was fact, when actually it's just the opinion of all the wittwe 5 year olds who like to try and cut me down.

Plus, I don't have to try to sound clever, because I'm just clever by nature.

Wikipedia
04-09-2007, 06:12 PM
I don't have to try to sound clever, because I'm just clever by nature.

Idiot
From Wikipedia

Idiot is a word derived from the Greek ἰδιώτης, idiōtēs ("person lacking professional skill," "a private citizen," "individual"), from ἴδιος, idios ("private," "one's own").[1] In Latin the word idiota ("ordinary person, layman") preceded the Late Latin meaning "uneducated or ignorant person."[2] Its modern meaning and form dates back to Middle English around the year 1300, from the Old French idiote ("uneducated or ignorant person"). The related word idiocy dates to 1487 and may have been analogously modeled on the words prophet and prophecy.[3]The word has cognates in many other languages.

History

"Idiot" was originally created to refer to people who were overly concerned with their own self-interest and ignored the needs of the community. Declining to take part in public life, such as (semi-)democratic government of the polis (city state), such as the Athenian democracy, was considered dishonorable. "Idiots" were seen as having bad judgment in public and political matters. Over time, the term "idiot" shifted away from its original connotation of selfishness and came to refer to individuals with overall bad judgment–individuals who are "stupid". In modern English usage, the terms "idiot" and "idiocy" describe an extreme folly or stupidity, its symptoms (foolish or stupid utterance or deed). In psychology, it is a historical term for the state or condition now called profound mental retardation.

Disability

In 19th and early 20th-century medicine and psychology, an "idiot" was a person with a very severe mental retardation or a very low IQ level, as a sufferer of cretinism, defining idiots as people whose IQ were below 20 (with a standard deviation of 16); Mongolian idiot (or Mongoloid idiot) was applied to people who had Down syndrome.[4]

In current medical classification, these people are now said to have profound mental retardation, and the word "idiot" is no longer used as a scientific term.

ZagmenO
04-09-2007, 06:15 PM
PTTTTHHHH!!!!! HAHAAAAAAAAAA!!!! This guy is such a geek. XD XD XD

Lodat225
04-09-2007, 06:19 PM
Idiot
From Wikipedia

Idiot is a word derived from the Greek ἰδιώτης, idiōtēs ("person lacking professional skill," "a private citizen," "individual"), from ἴδιος, idios ("private," "one's own").[1] In Latin the word idiota ("ordinary person, layman") preceded the Late Latin meaning "uneducated or ignorant person."[2] Its modern meaning and form dates back to Middle English around the year 1300, from the Old French idiote ("uneducated or ignorant person"). The related word idiocy dates to 1487 and may have been analogously modeled on the words prophet and prophecy.[3]The word has cognates in many other languages.

History

"Idiot" was originally created to refer to people who were overly concerned with their own self-interest and ignored the needs of the community. Declining to take part in public life, such as (semi-)democratic government of the polis (city state), such as the Athenian democracy, was considered dishonorable. "Idiots" were seen as having bad judgment in public and political matters. Over time, the term "idiot" shifted away from its original connotation of selfishness and came to refer to individuals with overall bad judgment–individuals who are "stupid". In modern English usage, the terms "idiot" and "idiocy" describe an extreme folly or stupidity, its symptoms (foolish or stupid utterance or deed). In psychology, it is a historical term for the state or condition now called profound mental retardation.

Disability

In 19th and early 20th-century medicine and psychology, an "idiot" was a person with a very severe mental retardation or a very low IQ level, as a sufferer of cretinism, defining idiots as people whose IQ were below 20 (with a standard deviation of 16); Mongolian idiot (or Mongoloid idiot) was applied to people who had Down syndrome.[4]

In current medical classification, these people are now said to have profound mental retardation, and the word "idiot" is no longer used as a scientific term.

Inept
not skilled or effective:

HeadAroundU
04-09-2007, 06:57 PM
Mr. Studly is smart but openly skeptical of education, at least on a formal level.

The thing is, Wikipedia is so very transparent, and he/she has this nice cyclical approach: since we can never truly get inside this person's head and prove beyond the shadow of a doubt that he's just switching up the posting style to be accepted here, he/she can fling around insults and claim to be above it all and unbothered.

Unfortunately, common sense blows that approach to pieces and we see right through it.

I don't doubt that Wikipedia is a cool person and could potentially be an interesting and productive member etc etc. But that doesn't change anything I've said thus far because as of right now I'm still right.


Yeah, but you're an overtolerant asshole. I bet when niggers steal your bike you're like "Well, there's no proof it was persons of darker skin colouring" and then you go to the niggercave and buy your bike back for the eighth time. Bronxmonkey.
I luv you guys. :)

That_Guy91
04-09-2007, 07:24 PM
He spewed out some crap that me being stupid and immature was fact, when actually it's just the opinion of all the wittwe 5 year olds who like to try and cut me down.

Ok, I can understand how the stupid part can be subjective, but do you really think you're mature?


Plus, I don't have to try to sound clever, because I'm just clever by nature.

Ego much? I've never seen anyone on here of notable wit laugh at a single joke of yours.

ZagmenO
04-09-2007, 08:12 PM
Ok, I can understand how the stupid part can be subjective, but do you really think you're mature?

No, and neither are very many other people on here.


Ego much? I've never seen anyone on here of notable wit laugh at a single joke of yours.

Look harder.

RickyCrack
04-09-2007, 08:27 PM
Yea, your jokes are just so funny they keep needing to be deleted.

That_Guy91
04-10-2007, 07:45 AM
No, and neither are very many other people on here.
My point was that him calling you immature wouldn't be ignorant.


Look harder.
I read these forums pretty often, despite how little I post these days. If I have to look even harder to find a good joke of yours, you must not be very funny.