View Full Version : Not too much action in bed?? Try "Air Sex"!

04-11-2007, 12:12 PM

04-11-2007, 12:21 PM
Why am I not surprised that every single person in that video is fug?

04-11-2007, 12:23 PM

04-11-2007, 12:39 PM
the japanese are such a creepy people. is it japan where the government is desperately trying to get them to have sex?

04-11-2007, 01:35 PM
what the fuck?? the japanese are really weird WEIRD people

the fat guy with long hair was the most pathetic......and creepy

04-11-2007, 02:33 PM

04-11-2007, 03:53 PM
The people watching are just as bad.

04-11-2007, 03:58 PM
they're not doing that cuz being japanese, just cuze they retarded and lame... they'd better buy a sex doll...

04-11-2007, 04:03 PM
I got most creeped out when I heard, "ok, so this is fondling your pet", followed by an imaginary pet fondling.

04-11-2007, 04:03 PM
After watching the entire video, I thought it was maybe a joke. The things the Japanese people were saying just seemed fake. So I googled it. God damn. WTF?

"On the day that I reached the top, the day I became world champion, I was thinking of my girlfriend. No, my ex-girlfriend. She'd just dumped me two days before the contest," Cobra tells Weekly Playboy. "The air sex display I put on that day was, in my mind at least, supposed to be the farewell fling I really wanted to have with my girlfriend. It was the best possible condition I could have been in going into the competition."

I bet she's really proud she helped him achieve that goal.

"You can't care about what women watching your performance are thinking about you. When you get down to air sex, you've got to immerse yourself in the air sex world," Cobra says. "Air sex can't be performed in half-measures. If it is, you're only asking for trouble."

Air sexpert Sugisaku agrees.

"If you get nervous, air sex is impossible," he tells Weekly Playboy. "A good start is understanding your own sexual habits and going on from there." (By Ryann Connell)

They treat it like a sport... wow

04-11-2007, 04:33 PM
Wow. After watching that video, my self-esteem went up by 999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999!!!!!!!!!!!!

04-11-2007, 07:49 PM
Since I don't think anyone's answered yet, fug is short for fugly, which in turn is short for fucking ugly, as far as I'm aware.

04-12-2007, 05:05 AM
Ahh, well then I agree with Bri.

Stranger With Candy
04-12-2007, 06:33 AM
That is the most pathetic thing i have ever seen.

04-12-2007, 07:51 AM
That is fucking retarded. Hah, the fat, long haired guy is the post pathetic of all.

04-12-2007, 08:11 AM
What the fuck ?
I'm not even going to watch, as I'm in college at the moment, and it looks simply fucking pointless.

04-12-2007, 08:35 AM
It pretty much is. A bunch of fat, virgin 30 year olds humping air. =\ Exciting....

04-12-2007, 09:53 AM
don't forget the crowd around them enjoying the "show"...

04-13-2007, 05:43 AM
Can't find a partner? Desperate for love?

Why find woman, when you can have air!!!