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HornyPope
12-30-2004, 04:19 PM
As the death toll of the tsunami soars past the 100 000 mark, I can only put the blame on one man -- George W. Bush. Had he not launched a hunt for Bin Laden and his men, you can bet that the Saudi billionaire would have donated a fair chunk of money to the relief of his Muslim brethern that have suffered so much in Indonesia, among other places, because of the tsunami.

DAMN YOU DUBYA!!!!

I equally cry the loss of Arafat who passed away last month. He was a good man. A real generous man who would had no doubt sent in the billions he stole from his people back to the aid of the victims of the tsunami.

Dio
12-30-2004, 04:43 PM
Let's hope Pinochet won't die soon so he could donate some of the money he stole too.

Mota Boy
01-02-2005, 10:50 PM
Your idea is not original. You lose points for submitting it as your own.




And you could've equally blamed bin Laden - had he not launched a war against the U.S. we could've had many more funds with which to give to the Indian rim (I guess that's what you'd call it). Now THAT'S an original idea, thunk up as this post went along, no less.

HornyPope
01-02-2005, 11:25 PM
I never said this is original. I saw someone write a satire, had a laugh, thought it was true enough, and summerized the joke in my own words. Wasn't really trying to go anywhere past that... but yeah, I probably should have mentioned that I was led on to make this post after I read something similar online--not like it matters, but give credit where credit is due, right? My bad.

neocon#69
01-03-2005, 12:40 AM
america wasnt gonna donate shit all to the tsunami disaster i live in wa in australia and i know for a fact it is fucked all this shit but if it wasnt for the indonesians and tourists discriminating bush he wouldve stayed at home or played golf and noit given a shit he and america are stubborn bitches and they best be helpin out cause australia is

Mota Boy
01-03-2005, 01:02 AM
...but give credit where credit is due, right? My bad.Ooooh, you just got SERVED.

/that episode of South Park was on tonight

HornyPope
01-03-2005, 02:10 AM
I'll download the new season sometimes this week. I should at least.

meaning_of_life
01-03-2005, 02:31 AM
Ooooh, you just got SERVED.

/that episode of South Park was on tonight
lol the michael jackson episode was on tonight, "chopping wood is ignorant" lol JAMMONNA

sKratch
01-03-2005, 02:44 PM
This topic would be better if HP's post was a punchline to the question, like "B cuz they tryed 2 kill his daddy lolzL!~!!!1"

Noodles
01-03-2005, 07:49 PM
Who says Al Qaeda is destroyed. I'd bet there are people in this country who think they might be responsible for this tsunami. You know, just like they believed Saddam was behind 9/11.

I think the tsunami is Paris Hilton's fault. Do you remember how her eyes glowed like the Devil's in that video, But she was only trying to have a good time and just drank too much.

meaning_of_life
01-03-2005, 07:52 PM
lol. yeh, al quida isnt destroyed, its just been pushed further underground

samr
01-03-2005, 07:53 PM
Paris hilton sucks.

I think al quida might still be around.

That south park episode with her in it was funny though.

sk8ter-hater
01-03-2005, 08:08 PM
thingy thingy thingy thingy thingy thingy thingy thingy
Once you start typing it you can't stop

RonWelty
01-05-2005, 10:14 AM
i am from alquaeda and started that damn tsunami ... but i didn īt died and dir not went to heaven to find that lovely 70 virgins .. :mad:


uh ...just the view made me a huge will to live in playboy mansion :cool:

RonWelty
01-05-2005, 10:16 AM
That south park episode with her in it was funny though.
she did not appeared in one " LAS VEGAS " episode?

lousyskater
01-05-2005, 01:44 PM
she did not appeared in one " LAS VEGAS " episode?
huh? i cant tell if your disagreeing or not. but there was an episode of south park with paris hilton in it. she wanted to have butters as a pet.

anyways, i cant see how anyone could be responsible for the amount of death's from the tsunami. right now, it has nothing to do with the amount of aid going over there. all of the deaths as of now were directly caused by the tsunami. in a few weeks, we'll start seeing deaths caused by disease from all of the standing water left behind from the wave.

Skate Rat 19
01-06-2005, 06:24 PM
Yep just blame everything on Paris hilton ( wasn't the south park episode wit her the whore one?)

lost_nvrfound
02-02-2005, 04:27 PM
I think the tsunami is Paris Hilton's fault. Do you remember how her eyes glowed like the Devil's in that video, But she was only trying to have a good time and just drank too much.

ur a strange strange man...

FuckingHardcoreBitch
02-04-2005, 07:38 AM
because america needs oil to drive big hummers

livingdeadgirl
02-04-2005, 07:54 AM
because america needs oil to drive big hummers
^wot she said.....

Skate Rat 19
02-04-2005, 02:06 PM
Its not bushes fault. its mother natures fault, and if those assramming finch fuckin suadi bastards wont donate its all their descision, it wasn't bush who said not to. and yes al quieda deserved every single one of the casualties for sending the U.S. on a killing spree. And believe me it wont stop in iraq we'll stop when we run outta ammo or money.