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Powerh
06-14-2007, 07:48 PM
I think we can do a new version or a Parody of this song "When you're in Prison" for Paris Hilton, don't you think guys ? lol

When you're in Prison
(The Offspring.)

When you're in prison, don't turn the other way
Keep your back against the wall
When you're in prison, don't turn the other way
Do not bend at all

Oh don't pick up the soap, pick up the soap
It's bad for you

Oh don't pick up the soap, pick up the soap
Someone will be waiting there for you

When you're in prison be sure to stay awake
Always lie upon your back

When you're in prison be sure to stay awake
Keep you from attack

Oh don't be no one's bitch, be no one's bitch (that's for Paris!)
It's bad for you

Oh don't be no one's bitch, be no one's bitch
They won't help you make it through.

When you're in prison, don't turn the other way
Follow what I say to do.

When you're in prison, don't turn the other way
You can make it through
You can make it through
You can make it through

ZagmenO
06-14-2007, 07:55 PM
A Paris Hilton version would be rich. I think if you changed the lyrics to the song to fit her better, it would work.

Little_Miss_1565
06-14-2007, 09:48 PM
But what rhymes with "cocaine withdrawal"?

Thomas
06-14-2007, 09:57 PM
If she's in a chick prison, then there's no part of human anatomy to do the alleged anal attacks, ya know.

Little_Miss_1565
06-14-2007, 10:12 PM
If she's in a chick prison, then there's no part of human anatomy to do the alleged anal attacks, ya know.

Homeboy, you got ten of them.

SkunkIt
06-14-2007, 11:11 PM
It already exsists and unlike Paris Hilton, the girl is pretty:

http://youtube.com/watch?v=k66epna2Sss


By the way:

http://youtube.com/watch?v=bEmDf0ac4mA

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3LEgcKe5v8w

F@ BANKZ
06-15-2007, 01:28 AM
I hate the idea, sorry but I do.

Powerh
06-15-2007, 04:09 AM
i told about the song "when you're in prison" not about the song of Paris

nightvision
06-15-2007, 10:01 AM
Yes. Yes, that was very good.

Hypodermic_89
06-15-2007, 10:18 AM
If she's in a chick prison, then there's no part of human anatomy to do the alleged anal attacks, ya know.
Ever heard of anal fisting? Or to a more excessive extent, anal footing?

(Note: The latter doesn't exist as far as I know)

Superdope
06-17-2007, 10:35 AM
Homeboy, you got ten of them.

I laughed.

Ixnay on the earth
06-19-2007, 08:53 AM
I would never do a song for that cunt. I believe though that Paris is someone's bitch right now.

F@ BANKZ
06-19-2007, 09:07 AM
I don't suppose she will care, the amount of publicity she's getting is massive.

Wolfbutter
06-19-2007, 10:34 AM
It's too similar to the original.