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neocon58
06-17-2007, 07:11 AM
This should bring back memories.

http://i7.photobucket.com/albums/y280/punk_babe667/GIR/Dexter/offspring/ME/NewImage.jpg

Discuss.

wheelchairman
06-17-2007, 07:12 AM
Not history but hilarious.

WebDudette
06-17-2007, 07:13 AM
The picture I can not recall, but assuming this is who I think it is, I remember the poem. Oh my God, the poem.

H1T_That
06-17-2007, 07:16 AM
God, she was a freak.

mrconeman
06-17-2007, 07:31 AM
Well this is just fabulous.

Llamas
06-17-2007, 07:33 AM
Is this DexterIsMyMan? Is she the one who wrote a poem involving Dexter's manboobs? Cause if so, <3.

If not, I am out of this loop.

Harnum
06-17-2007, 09:08 AM
Oh, the loop tightens and I am outside! =[ Oh well, the picture still makes me laugh. The t-shirt is hilarious!

Endymion
06-17-2007, 09:09 AM
2005 isn't historic.

Stranger With Candy
06-17-2007, 09:22 AM
Poor Dexter when he see that picture.

JohnnyNemesis
06-17-2007, 09:22 AM
You're 256 pictures that adorn my four walls.

nieh
06-17-2007, 09:25 AM
If Elton John and the Easter Bunny had a child...

JohnnyNemesis
06-17-2007, 09:26 AM
Loop meee innn! I dun get it.


Oh, the loop tightens and I am outside! =[ Oh well, the picture still makes me laugh. The t-shirt is hilarious!


Is this DexterIsMyMan? Is she the one who wrote a poem involving Dexter's manboobs? Cause if so, <3.

If not, I am out of this loop.

http://www.offspring.com/forums/showthread.php?t=18785

JohnnyNemesis
06-17-2007, 09:28 AM
Precisely.

Harnum
06-17-2007, 09:31 AM
Actually, I lied,
I know what it is,
Itís just the fact that no matter what,
Youíre always there for me,
When no one else is.
Or when I donít want anyone knowing whatís wrong.
This line is great. Coming from the obsessed girl that has never met him. "You're always there for me," lawlz.

Iamstupid
06-17-2007, 09:33 AM
You're 256 pictures that adorn my four walls.

That's 233 pics, actually ;) Or maybe she's got new ones since the poem was written.

Lol @ man boobs :D

Harnum
06-17-2007, 09:35 AM
Yep, lol indeed. The fact that she incorporated the line "Or that you have man boobs," into a poem that was supposed to be about how much she loved him makes me laugh. Hard.

Iamstupid
06-17-2007, 09:39 AM
Yep, lol indeed. The fact that she incorporated the line "Or that you have man boobs," into a poem that was supposed to be about how much she loved him makes me laugh. Hard.

That's exactly that. The reference to man boobs maybe makes Dexter to run the LA Marathon.


This line is great. Coming from the obsessed girl that has never met him. "You're always there for me," lawlz.

Yeah yeah, he's always there for her. He's 233 times there for her to be precise.

This poem was 2 years ago, she's probably not in love with Dexter any longer.

Jakebert
06-17-2007, 09:41 AM
I love the fact that she even put a picture on the lampshade.

Iamstupid
06-17-2007, 10:24 AM
I love the fact that she even put a picture on the lampshade.

Yeah...maybe 'cause Dexter is the Light or something like that...

But there's is a par that I'm not sure to understand :


But thatís not all you are,
Youíre the person I confide in

Does she confide herself to Dexter's photos ?

But, if you forget that the poem is about Dexter, and if you forget the "man boobs" (lol) reference, it's a not that bad prose poem.

JohnnyNemesis
06-17-2007, 10:27 AM
it's a not that bad prose poem.

Yes it fucking is.

coke_a_holic
06-17-2007, 10:30 AM
Fun Fact: She lives, like, 20 minutes away from me and I saw her at Warped Tour the year Offspring was in it. I did not speak to her, but I definitely recognized her... Even without the star sunglasses, bunny ears, and I <3 U DEXTER shirt.

JohnnyNemesis
06-17-2007, 10:31 AM
I thought she was from Cali?

coke_a_holic
06-17-2007, 10:41 AM
Nope, she's from Annapolis, MD or somewhere really close. Yeah, I talked to her on IM. Yeah, it was just because I was too nice/naive to block people. Yeah, I regret wasting so much time rhetorically nodding and metaphorically smiling.

JohnnyNemesis
06-17-2007, 10:42 AM
Did you hit it? While wearing a Dexter mask?

0r4ng3
06-17-2007, 10:43 AM
Did you hit it? While wearing a Dexter mask?
Is it at all strange that I thought the exact same thing?

Edit: You know you want to hit that, hit that.

coke_a_holic
06-17-2007, 10:43 AM
No, but I saw her making out with washed up punx singers with spiky hair and man boobs.

F@ BANKZ
06-17-2007, 11:55 AM
The first time I showed a friend of mine a pic of The Offspring (who she'd never heard of) the first thing she said was that guy has manboobs and pointed in between Dex's blazer, no lie.

Jakebert
06-17-2007, 12:08 PM
Coke officially has my new favorite avatar.

Oh, and man boobs, lol.

DeAtHsTaR
06-17-2007, 12:35 PM
http://www.encyclopediadramatica.com/images/5/5c/Longcat.jpg

coke_a_holic
06-17-2007, 12:44 PM
Coke officially has my new favorite avatar.

Oh, and man boobs, lol.

Steve Holt!

ZagmenO
06-17-2007, 02:37 PM
oh god cmon...i don't wanna make fun, but you can't just throw the phrase "man boobs" into a serious poem and except it to turn out right.

Better than the poem itself.

noodlesfan
06-17-2007, 04:26 PM
2005 isn't historic.

Took the words right out of my mouth.

T-6005
06-17-2007, 06:15 PM
Yeah I maybe a little obsessed,

Yeah. Alright. Maybe a little.

EDIT - just went back through the thread. My favorite part is actually where TPKYL jumps in with a poem of his own to get more attention and no one notices.

wheelchairman
06-17-2007, 06:29 PM
Yeah. Alright. Maybe a little.

EDIT - just went back through the thread. My favorite part is actually where TPKYL jumps in with a poem of his own to get more attention and no one notices.

Yeah that's a much better part of the thread. How many of his relatives died for his attention? He's like a slacker, except slackers kill off relatives to skip work.

JohnnyNemesis
06-17-2007, 09:24 PM
Is it at all strange that I thought the exact same thing?

I really want to say that yes, it is strange, but...not really, it isn't; we're just that horrible, you and I. Lawl.


I wrote this for my little cousin when she died of cancer in June (akward its her name too). I just feel like posting it here cause Im too lazy to make a thread:


Hey June
Don't be so sad
Turn that frown upside down
Put on your dress and get your crown
Your a princess with a heart of gold
Oh so young not one bit old
I miss the little curls in your hair
The way you always wanted me to play truth or dare
Your only 10 and Im 17
If I ever was I never ment to be mean
When I saw your little face laying in that bed
I almost had the nerve to put a bullet in my head
But that wouldn't get me anywhere
If only you could see
Little June how much you ment to me

R.I.P
June Maria Felder
1995-2005

I'll miss ya kid.

Holy god, I hate TPKYL even more than I thought. I'm seriously fuming right now.

Sin Studly
06-18-2007, 02:41 AM
This made me re-read the thread that chased him from the BBS.

JohnnyNemesis
06-18-2007, 02:51 PM
How I fucking loathe him.

Homer
06-18-2007, 03:28 PM
Coke officially has my new favorite avatar.

Oh, and man boobs, lol.

I agree.

"Will my hair look like that, too?" Priceless.

SkunkIt
06-18-2007, 06:32 PM
I LOVE this thread. More than DexterisMYman loves Dexter.

Omni
06-19-2007, 12:08 AM
Isn't that the dude who also said his dad died fighting a fire, or on police duty or some BS? I remember Sin Studly did an ungodly amount of research to (successfully) scientifically prove he was full of shit.

Sin Studly
06-19-2007, 01:20 AM
I didn't do the research, assnut, I just posted the results.

Omni
06-19-2007, 07:02 AM
Who did all of that research? And do you have a link to the topic?

H1T_That
06-19-2007, 07:38 AM
Lol at the insult 'assnut'.

ZagmenO
06-19-2007, 05:44 PM
Yes! I would like a link to this thread as well.