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Sam
01-01-2005, 08:51 PM
I think dexter is the cutest of the band he's really hot!!!!!!!! but he's nearly of 40 and thats make me sad... he's gettin' old :( what do you think?

nitropenguin!
01-01-2005, 09:03 PM
I think you're a Dexter groupie who really needs to move on. He's married! Just respect him for the music and stop thinking about him sexually! Sickos. Burn.

leo3375
01-01-2005, 09:35 PM
OMG!!! I LUV U DEXTR!!!! I WANT 2 HAV UR BABY!!!!!!!!!!!1111!!!!!

Okay, seriously, Dexter's 39 years old. He's married and has a daughter who turns 18 this year. He himself will be 40 at the end of the year.

I have been a fan for over 1/3 of my life, and although he is quite attractive in person and does not look like he's gonna be 40, I have no coital interests in him (I doubt he has any such interests in me) and got over the "crush" phase in 1996.

If you want to discuss the naughty things you want to do to him, go to metalsludge.tv and do it there.

nitropenguin!
01-01-2005, 09:37 PM
What the hell? Alexa is like 16... you think you know all don't you? Well I wouldn't be surprised if you were proved wrong.

Chukk
01-01-2005, 09:58 PM
Who fucking cares.

Hes married, hes old, get over it. Stop bitching about how old his daughter is. You'll probably never get in touch with him anyway, so stop thinking about him all the time.

That goes for any of you dexter fanatics.

Punky Dudess
01-02-2005, 02:26 AM
Yo dude!Stop crashin the party!A girl can dream can't she?
And anyway, no1 spikes their hair like dxta! :p

MirandaV
01-02-2005, 04:12 AM
^ like.. oh my god

RonWelty
01-02-2005, 04:31 AM
What the hell? Alexa is like 16... you think you know all don't you? Well I wouldn't be surprised if you were proved wrong.
sometimes i have this sam feeling , but, this time she maybe right ..she born in 87 / 86 / 88

offspringueuse
01-02-2005, 06:05 AM
dexter is cute but I prefer his music, ok he's 38 year old and? what's the problem? he's happy whith his wife and his daughter this is the more important

Ditol
01-02-2005, 06:12 AM
oo.... I love Dexter.... but he's getting fat... Don't you think so?? Just look at him now... but still love him... :D

MirandaV
01-02-2005, 06:42 AM
Oooh myy god, (part 2)

Sam
01-02-2005, 07:30 AM
ok I know that he has a daughter and that he's married I only say that he is cute I' m not a groupie and I d0n't want to discuss naughty things about dexter so this thread is only to talk about him eg: he's cute he's a nice voice not abaout what you are thinking NITROPENGUIN!

Tired_Of_You
01-02-2005, 08:33 AM
me 2 i think hes so cute. i listen to ofspring only becuz i love him, lol j/k, but i masturbate while watching their videos. teehee.

Subsidal
01-02-2005, 08:34 AM
I thought you'd be a guy.. aren't you the one from the S2A board?

Tired_Of_You
01-02-2005, 08:39 AM
Yes, I'm TOY and I'm a girl.

Subsidal
01-02-2005, 08:40 AM
Ooops http://67.18.37.16/2044/76/emo/red_smile2.gif
I feel so damn ashamed, sorry..

Tired_Of_You
01-02-2005, 08:41 AM
oh, it happens often lol.

Subsidal
01-02-2005, 08:42 AM
Did you have the same nickname on the last offspring bbs?

Tired_Of_You
01-02-2005, 09:04 AM
Yes I had the same and on the one before I had valerie.

leo3375
01-02-2005, 09:15 AM
What the hell? Alexa is like 16... you think you know all don't you? Well I wouldn't be surprised if you were proved wrong.

I heard a radio interview from April of 2004 in which he said his daughter is 17.

And I know I don't know all. I just know too damn much, that's for sure.

Subsidal
01-02-2005, 09:34 AM
Yes I had the same and on the one before I had valerie.

Wow, .. I never knew Tired Of You and Valerie were the same people..

Tired_Of_You
01-02-2005, 09:39 AM
You remember me...or you're joking?

Subsidal
01-02-2005, 09:41 AM
No, I remember you very well, well, both nicks. Like I've said, I never knew Tired Of You and Valerie were the same person

Tired_Of_You
01-02-2005, 09:46 AM
Cool. I didn't think someone would remember me when my username was valerie. Were you on the red & white bbs? I don't think I remember you from that board, but I remember you from the last one.

Subsidal
01-02-2005, 10:00 AM
I was on the red & white one, as Lilly, but I rarely posted and after a while I stopped posting completely. The funny thing, as I returned to the offspring bbs it was just when the last one opened. Exactly on that day :D

Tired_Of_You
01-02-2005, 10:07 AM
You RARELY posted!? It surprises me ;) Well, sorry, I don't remember Lilly. It's funny, the same kind of thing happened to me with the new bbs.

Subsidal
01-02-2005, 10:12 AM
lol, yeah, you know, I was younger, and I was shy.. totally stupid, but since the last one I post as hell. And it's okay, I don't think any can remember me from the red and white one, even I almost forget I used to post there!

saska de o...
01-02-2005, 10:17 AM
oo.... I love Dexter.... but he's getting fat... Don't you think so?? Just look at him now... but still love him... :D
nestepny polak?? :D:D ja ci dam ze Dexter jest gruby!! i love him too :D

Tired_Of_You
01-02-2005, 10:19 AM
lol, I don't remember a lot of people from the red & white bbs anyway. I didn't use to post a lot, well not that much. I never had 1000 posts before. I don't know what happened, lol. Haha, I'm on the website where you can see the archives and I'm looking at this bbs 2 years ago, it's weird.

Subsidal
01-02-2005, 10:48 AM
What site are you on?

Tired_Of_You
01-02-2005, 10:49 AM
http://web.archive.org/web/*/http://bbs.offspring.com

Subsidal
01-02-2005, 10:56 AM
heh, cool. For some reason I remember that red & white one very well.. Thanks

dexterhollandismyidol
01-02-2005, 04:36 PM
i just realized my idol is old enough to be my dad, his daughter is older than me..thats so messed up...(is his daughter hot?)

The_Next_Ron_Welty
01-03-2005, 03:37 AM
How old is his daughter

4eh
01-03-2005, 04:06 AM
you can kick out Kristina Luna and marry him - that's my advice

Kitten
01-03-2005, 05:51 AM
http://web.archive.org/web/*/http://bbs.offspring.com
That is very wierd. I remember that bbs, didn't post much, but browsed a fair bit.

Sam
01-05-2005, 12:49 PM
hey this thread is to talk about dexter come on say something!

answer this question.... would you keep listening the offspring if dexter leaves tthe band????

personally I wouldn't

Tired_Of_You
01-05-2005, 12:52 PM
That is very wierd. I remember that bbs, didn't post much, but browsed a fair bit.


What was your name?

Kathy
01-05-2005, 01:33 PM
hey this thread is to talk about dexter come on say something!

answer this question.... would you keep listening the offspring if dexter leaves tthe band????

Honestly....no

sorry but hes the voice of the offspring,

Kathy
01-05-2005, 01:40 PM
hey anybody has a pic of the dexs wife or his daugther?

leo3375
01-05-2005, 02:07 PM
hey anybody has a pic of the dexs wife or his daugther?

Never seen his daughter but you can see his wife in the "I Choose" video. (She's the flight attendant in the front.)

yamabeans709
01-05-2005, 06:35 PM
im a guy.... and god bless that man :cool:

dexterisMYman
01-08-2005, 07:52 AM
sometimes i have this sam feeling , but, this time she maybe right ..she born in 87 / 86 / 88i luv dexter, but yeah it would be wierd cuz alexa's 16.

pretty_fly_white_guy858
01-08-2005, 08:20 AM
I think you're a Dexter groupie who really needs to move on. He's married! Just respect him for the music and stop thinking about him sexually! Sickos. Burn.
AGREED!!!!!!!!

pretty_fly_white_guy858
01-08-2005, 08:21 AM
I think you're a Dexter groupie who really needs to move on. He's married! Just respect him for the music and stop thinking about him sexually! Sickos. Burn.
AGREED. lol. And now Im typing cause the post was too short

pretty_fly_white_guy858
01-08-2005, 08:22 AM
im a guy.... and god bless that man :cool:
Me to. lol. And thank God were not gay. I hate gays. Their wierd. lol

smash1991
04-04-2005, 05:48 AM
hey anybody has a pic of the dexs wife or his daugther?


i have two photos with dexter's wife
i can send it on your email

Mannen som blev en gris
04-04-2005, 06:04 AM
C:\Женя\My\Картинки\Offspring\Другое\kristi1.jpg
Wish I could speak russian. Then that link would mean something!
I don't think you're stupid, trying to link from your harddrive, I've tried the same once. :)
Sure, I'm a guy, perhaps I should keep out of this disscusion...but just wanna say that there's nothing odd dreaming about a 40 year old. After all, how old is Demi Moore? Ok, her days are over. But Jennifer Lopez is 32 or something. (she should really show herself naked before her days are over too!)

Tomo
04-04-2005, 07:36 AM
I think it would be nice, if the band would put on this web pics of them with their family. :D

Tallica
04-04-2005, 08:11 AM
C:\Женя\My\Картинки\Offspring\Другое\kristi1.jpg
Wish I could speak russian. Then that link would mean something!
I don't think you're stupid, trying to link from your harddrive, I've tried the same once. :)
Sure, I'm a guy, perhaps I should keep out of this disscusion...but just wanna say that there's nothing odd dreaming about a 40 year old. After all, how old is Demi Moore? Ok, her days are over. But Jennifer Lopez is 32 or something. (she should really show herself naked before her days are over too!)

You're absolutely right. I don't think that there's anything wrong about liking Dexter. He's a good looking man. I myself think James Hetfield is hot but that was in his young days :p You can think whatever you want, you're just being a girl and you most sertaily don't have to be a groupie because of that. I personally think that Dexter would be flattered if he read what you wrote. I highly doubt that he would get offended. Keep on dreaming maybe you'll at least meet him someday :D

Tallica
04-04-2005, 08:15 AM
Oh maybe I should answer you question. No I don't think I would be listening to The Offspring if Dexter left. He is the face and the writer of the band and I don't think the band would have gotten this far without him.

Rutegard
02-07-2006, 11:36 AM
hey this thread is to talk about dexter come on say something!

answer this question.... would you keep listening the offspring if dexter leaves tthe band????

personally I wouldn't


i wouldn't....i mean..he has the voice he makes the lyrics...that is too much to loose

imissron
02-07-2006, 12:13 PM
Being a straight male, i am not sexually attracted to dexter. however, i think he is the best musician in the world, better than paul mcCartney. Notice the word think in that sentence, that is my opinion, its not a fact

Llamas
02-07-2006, 04:17 PM
If noodles or dexter left the band, I can't say that I think I would still listen to them. Especially Dexter. I was way upset when Ron left and almost had a fit and put their music away, but I got over it.

And I think Dexter is hot but he IS married and has a daughter and it's unrealistic to speak of... but hey Kristina Luna isn't in lunachicks, is she? Cause Lunachicks don't have a Kristina in it, and I thought they were all lesbians. Did she used to be in the group and then quit?

Oh and where are some recent pics of Dexter to see how "fat" he's gotten? I haven't noticed.

DeAtHsTaR
02-07-2006, 04:20 PM
If noodles or dexter left the band, I can't say that I think I would still listen to them. Especially Dexter. I was way upset when Ron left and almost had a fit and put their music away, but I got over it.

And I think Dexter is hot but he IS married and has a daughter and it's unrealistic to speak of... but hey Kristina Luna isn't in lunachicks, is she? Cause Lunachicks don't have a Kristina in it, and I thought they were all lesbians. Did she used to be in the group and then quit?

Oh and where are some recent pics of Dexter to see how "fat" he's gotten? I haven't noticed.
He looked fat a couple years ago, but not now. He looked pretty fat on the deleted scene with him on the movie "Pauly Shore is Dead." I think that was filmed in 2003.

Emily_offspring_fan
02-08-2006, 04:41 AM
And I think Dexter is hot but he IS married and has a daughter and it's unrealistic to speak of... but hey Kristina Luna isn't in lunachicks, is she? Cause Lunachicks don't have a Kristina in it, and I thought they were all lesbians. Did she used to be in the group and then quit? .


Kristine Luna isn't in Lunachicks, is her sister (Andrea, the second girl in the I choose video) who is in Lunachicks.

Emily_offspring_fan
02-08-2006, 04:43 AM
And I think Dexter is hot but he IS married and has a daughter and it's unrealistic to speak of... but hey Kristina Luna isn't in lunachicks, is she? Cause Lunachicks don't have a Kristina in it, and I thought they were all lesbians. Did she used to be in the group and then quit? .


Kristine Luna isn't in Lunachicks, is her sister (Andrea, the second girl in the I choose video) who is in Lunachicks.

anyway...<i want the photos w/ Dexter wife! i want them!!!!!!please!

leo3375
02-08-2006, 03:15 PM
None of Dexter's in-laws have ever been affiliated with the Lunachicks! Please do not post such nonsense without confirmation of facts!

As for pictures of relatives and spouses, this is not the time and is certainly an invasion of privacy.

iPunk247
03-12-2008, 07:16 PM
I think dexter is the cutest of the band he's really hot!!!!!!!! but he's nearly of 40 and thats make me sad... he's gettin' old :( what do you think?

:cool: amen. sister. being in his sexy 40's makes dex even more arousingly / attractively / beautifully hot. :D god bless dexter. he's happily married & stuff.

Cock Joke
03-12-2008, 08:27 PM
I'm gay for greg k., but everyone else in the band are just platonic pals.

LowEndLem
03-12-2008, 08:30 PM
I'm gay for greg k., but everyone else in the band are just platonic pals.

Normally I'd find this strange, but even as a dude, I gotta admit.

Greg K.'s hot, man.

Bangbang
03-12-2008, 10:21 PM
Haha.

It's true that I have a little thing for Dexter, but I'm pretty sure it's more admiration being confused for infatuation :D

Smash punker
03-13-2008, 12:22 AM
Noodles the biggest punker ever! :D

holland25
03-13-2008, 01:29 AM
:cool: amen. sister. being in his sexy 40's makes dex even more arousingly / attractively / beautifully hot. :D god bless dexter. he's happily married & stuff.

Hey, why do you still bump years old threads?

[@M3R0N
03-13-2008, 08:00 AM
i dont think it matters how old you are to make music, if you think about it, some of earths greatest rock stars are REALLY old...

rlplaymaker
03-13-2008, 10:25 AM
Yo dude!Stop crashin the party!A girl can dream can't she?
And anyway, no1 spikes their hair like dxta! :p

shes right, i've tried....lol cant spike it like that guy

clocks_R_slow
03-13-2008, 11:07 AM
lmao he's gettin older? yea thats usually what happens as years go by. but he's not OLD OLD! old is like... 70 lmao.:D

Conspiracyof1000
03-13-2008, 12:20 PM
Haha.

It's true that I have a little thing for Dexter, but I'm pretty sure it's more admiration being confused for infatuation :D

Me, too! *high fives*

Drafan
03-13-2008, 01:38 PM
Time does mean nothing to Dexter, cause Dexter is time.

Cock Joke
03-13-2008, 01:43 PM
Time does mean nothing to Dexter, cause Dexter is time.

Dexter's so hardcore, he clogs the fuckin' toilet with his urine!!!

Iamstupid
03-13-2008, 01:54 PM
Dexter can lead a horse to water and make it drink.

holland25
03-13-2008, 02:21 PM
Dexter counted to infinity. Twice.

Bangbang
03-13-2008, 06:52 PM
haha, the shit you people come up with, so amusing.

But 'tis true....Dexter is the sex.

Oh, and *high fives Conspiracyof1000*

Go us!

iPunk247
03-13-2008, 06:55 PM
Hey, why do you still bump years old threads?

because i just don't wanna make threads and stuff. instead i'd rather just use the search botton engine machine lol.

Conspiracyof1000
03-13-2008, 06:59 PM
because i just don't wanna make threads and stuff. instead i'd rather just use the search botton engine machine lol.

See? People are hypocrites. They tell you to use the search button, then get mad at you when you bump old threads.

On topic:
Dexter is the best EVER. Ever and ever. I don't think he's cute or anything, I just admire his incredible song writing skill. Go Dexter! :D

iPunk247
03-13-2008, 07:05 PM
thank you. *gives ya extra credits*

yea ya don't think dex is cute ?! :rolleyes: ;) :p

Conspiracyof1000
03-13-2008, 07:36 PM
After my mom said that he is, no, not anymore. :p Maybe a little...:rolleyes:
Maybe a lot...:D You people'll never know!

iPunk247
03-13-2008, 08:24 PM
alright. in my opinion Dex is a DiLF. ya know know hows theres MiLFs? TEEHEE

Conspiracyof1000
03-13-2008, 09:46 PM
Okay, I just watched the Gone Away video again, so you'll hear this only once from me:

In the Gone Away video, Dexter is FUKKIN' HOT.

That was the first and last time you'll hear that from me. :D

iPunk247
03-13-2008, 09:54 PM
Speechlessly Perfectionistly Beyond Enternarly Fucking Shit Amen

Little_Miss_1565
03-13-2008, 10:05 PM
See? People are hypocrites. They tell you to use the search button, then get mad at you when you bump old threads.

That said, tbumping a thread that's been dead for, say, six months or more to say something that doesn't really add anything to the original topic, is generally considered bad forum manners.

Bangbang
03-14-2008, 01:09 AM
Okay, I just watched the Gone Away video again, so you'll hear this only once from me:

In the Gone Away video, Dexter is FUKKIN' HOT.

That was the first and last time you'll hear that from me. :D

Haha, I like his shiny shirt in Gone Away. Classy. :D
I like him in Original Prankster...but most of their videos he looks good in.

holland25
03-14-2008, 01:37 AM
That said, tbumping a thread that's been dead for, say, six months or more to say something that doesn't really add anything to the original topic, is generally considered bad forum manners.

Very yes!!

Cock Joke
03-14-2008, 11:45 AM
Speechlessly Perfectionistly Beyond Enternarly Fucking Shit Amen

I frikkin thought this was an anagram at first and tried to decipher it, LOL!

ixnay04
03-14-2008, 12:56 PM
dexter is 42

holland25
03-14-2008, 01:35 PM
Someone saw Hitchhiker's Guide Through Galaxy, right?

Conspiracyof1000
03-14-2008, 04:05 PM
Haha, I like his shiny shirt in Gone Away. Classy. :D
I like him in Original Prankster...but most of their videos he looks good in.

My mom likes him in Original Prankster...:p


dexter is 42

That's why I only said he was hot once. :rolleyes:

And sorry for getting upset over hypocracy. I'm still in high school so I get it all the time, and I have a very low tolerence for it because of getting it from teachers and other kids. I can understand the thing about not bumping old threads with a useless post. :D

Bangbang
03-14-2008, 10:29 PM
My mom likes him in Original Prankster...:p

Haha, oh well....I think he looks good in most videos.

Conspiracyof1000
03-14-2008, 10:59 PM
I tried to convince my mom that he was fat (since parents liking stuff you like is totally unkewl, ya know?) and she said that he wasn't, since she had seen some seriously obese people.
Eh, my Offspring are safe from her anyway. She likes the bassisst from Duran Duran (I think).

nevo
03-15-2008, 01:53 AM
I wonder what goes through Dexters mind as he reads threads like this...

~.^?

Davo
03-15-2008, 06:08 AM
Bryan Keith Holland (born December 29, 1965), better known under his pseudonym of Dexter Holland, is the singer and rhythm guitarist for the Californian punk rock band The Offspring and the owner of the independent record label Nitro Records.

Career with The Offspring

After failing to get into a Social Distortion show in 1984, he decided to form a band with friend and fellow cross-country teammate Greg Kriesel. That band, "Manic Subsidal," would eventually become The Offspring. After recording a demo in 1988, The Offspring signed a deal with a small-time label, Nemesis Records, for whom they recorded their first full length album, entitled The Offspring, in March 1989. This album would eventually be re-issued on November 21, 1995 by Holland's own record label, Nitro Records.

In 1991, the band signed with Epitaph Records (home of Bad Religion, L7, NOFX and other similar bands). The band's first album on Epitaph was Ignition. It was released in 1992. The band's last album for Epitaph Records was 1994's Smash. The band then signed with Columbia Records (although Dexter claims that Brett Gurewitz, owner of Epitaph, sold the contract to Columbia), for whom they have released Ixnay on the Hombre (1997), Americana (1998), and Conspiracy Of One (2000).

Their seventh album, Splinter, was released on December 9, 2003. In March 2003, Holland jokingly announced that it would be called Chinese Democracy, to spite Axl Rose of Guns N' Roses, whose highly anticipated album of the same name was constantly "in limbo." Dexter said, "Axl ripped off my braids, so I ripped off his album title." As of now, Holland is currently in the process of recording eighth studio album at a studio in Hollywood, California. He said that the band wanted to see if the fans liked the new songs before demoing the songs and having the fans not liking them. He also said that the new album will likely include the song "Pass Me By", which was previously demoed for Splinter. New release date set at early to mid 2008

Holland was recently ranked 73rd in the March 2007 Edition of Kerrang! 100 Stars Who Rock Your World List.

Personal life

Holland was the class valedictorian at Pacifica High School in Garden Grove, California and was a Ph.D. candidate in Molecular Biology from the University of Southern California; however, he declined to get his Ph.D. in favor of focusing on The Offspring. He has a Bachelor's degree in Biology and a Master's degree in Molecular Biology, both from the University of Southern California.

Holland married hairstylist Kristine Luna, who wrote some of the Offspring's songs including "Session". He has a daughter, Alexa (born c. 1987).

Holland is also a licensed Airline Transport Pilot and has made a solo trip around the world in 10 days.

He also participated in the 2006 Los Angeles Marathon; his charity of choice was the Innocence Project, a non-profit legal clinic that handles legal cases where post-conviction DNA testing of evidence can yield conclusive proof of innocence. Holland finished with a time of 5:01. Afterward, Holland signed his shoes and donated them to charity.

Dexter is the nephew of 80's horror film director Tom Holland.

Dexter also has his own brand of hot sauce, Gringo Bandito.

...and come to Slovakia!!!

(Because I will cry.)

Cock Joke
03-15-2008, 03:48 PM
Dexter doesn't get high off the cocaine. the cocaine gets high off Dexter!

Conspiracyof1000
03-15-2008, 09:24 PM
Dexter doesn't get high off the cocaine. the cocaine gets high off Dexter!

And then I get high off the cocaine that got high off Dexter!

Ha, I wish...:rolleyes:

Bangbang
03-16-2008, 12:54 AM
I tried to convince my mom that he was fat (since parents liking stuff you like is totally unkewl, ya know?) and she said that he wasn't, since she had seen some seriously obese people.
Eh, my Offspring are safe from her anyway. She likes the bassisst from Duran Duran (I think).

Haha. My mum doesn't usually have the same tastes as me. It's weird - my whole family has a thing for Italians and we are in no way Italian.
I'm the only one who likes fair-skinned boys, haha. :D
I don't think my mum would think Dexter is good looking....she'd be appalled that I found someone over 20 years older than me attractive, anyway, hehehehe....

100TH POST! Huzzah!

holland25
03-16-2008, 07:47 AM
Dexter can kill two stones with one bird.

1958TH POST! Huzzah!

Cock Joke
03-16-2008, 08:51 AM
Dexter doesn't crowd surf, he's actually flying over the crowd!

285th POST! Huzzah!

holland25
03-16-2008, 09:31 AM
Dexter can slam a revolving door.

1962ND POST! Huzzah!

Iamstupid
03-16-2008, 10:18 AM
Dexter can divide by 0.

2766TH POST! Huzzah!

holland25
03-16-2008, 10:38 AM
Dexter is ten feet tall, weighs two-tons, breathes fire, and could eat a hammer and take a shotgun blast standing.

1964TH POST! Huzzah!

Drafan
03-16-2008, 10:40 AM
I wonder what goes through Dexters mind as he reads threads like this...

~.^?
You people really think hes monitoring this thread? :) It would be nice. Or maybe band members have somebody to watch threads for something interesting.

Dexter doesn't crowd surf, he's actually flying over the crowd!

285th POST! Huzzah!

Yeah, and hes occasionally bombarding the crowd with guitar picks, with offspring-ish artwork on it. :D :D

Aion
03-16-2008, 12:17 PM
Dexter doesn't get high off the cocaine. the cocaine gets high off Dexter!

wahahahaha!!!!
just like chuck norris xDDDD!!

i think that as long as Dexter keeps rockin' how he does... he'll never gonna get old...
once i heard... "if it's too loud, you are too old...":D

offspringer24
03-16-2008, 12:28 PM
Dexter is a murderer that works for forensics he is a good/evil dude

Conspiracyof1000
03-16-2008, 09:32 PM
Dexter is ten feet tall, weighs two-tons, breathes fire, and could eat a hammer and take a shotgun blast standing.

1964TH POST! Huzzah!

Quoted for truth. :D

180TH POST! Huzzah!...I just wanted to belong...:p

the hitcher
03-16-2008, 09:42 PM
dexter is the only person who can kick the shit out of thin air:D

Conspiracyof1000
03-16-2008, 10:01 PM
Dexter is the only one who can kill Chuck Norris.
Oh what now? :D

Bangbang
03-16-2008, 11:22 PM
1962ND POST! Huzzah!

I started a thing! Huzzah!

holland25
03-17-2008, 07:22 AM
If you spell Dexter Holland in Scrabble, you win. Forever.

Cock Joke
03-17-2008, 09:02 AM
Shit! For my 300th post I should've said: "This...is...SPARTAAAAA!!!"

holland25
03-17-2008, 10:55 AM
Dexter once ate a whole cake before his friends could tell him there was a stripper in it.

Conspiracyof1000
03-17-2008, 07:54 PM
If you spell Dexter Holland in Scrabble, you win. Forever.

Technically, that wouldn't be allowed because names aren't really words or some shit, but Dexter breaks the laws of the universe, so it's okay.
If you spell Bryan Keith Holland in Scrabble, you win times infinity. Forever. Because you actually know Dexter's real name.

Bangbang
03-17-2008, 11:07 PM
Shit! For my 300th post I should've said: "This...is...SPARTAAAAA!!!"

No one would have got it, though :D Except me, cause I know these things....

Conspiracyof1000
03-17-2008, 11:47 PM
No one would have got it, though :D Except me, cause I know these things....

I would have gotten it, too. I know these things, as well...:rolleyes:

Dexter would have gotten it before you since he's that awesome. He knew it even before the movie came out.

Bangbang
03-18-2008, 12:53 AM
Haha, that's funny cause a lot of people did know about it before the movie came out. :D

Conspiracyof1000
03-18-2008, 02:57 AM
Haha, that's funny cause a lot of people did know about it before the movie came out. :D

They only knew about it because Dexter sent it to them through brain wave things.
He's THAT awesome.
Might as well be off to bed...it's almost 3 in the morning...

Bangbang
03-18-2008, 03:05 AM
Hey, only 8:30pm Adelaide time, huzzah!

Yes, that was probably it :D

holland25
03-18-2008, 04:26 AM
Simply by pulling on both ends, Dexter can stretch diamonds back into coal.

TheOldMark
03-18-2008, 06:29 PM
jeez I thought we were pasted these OMG i wanna marry dexter threads... ugh.

The most important thing about Dexter is that he's a genious.

iPunk247
03-18-2008, 09:24 PM
jeez I thought we were pasted these OMG i wanna marry dexter threads... ugh.

The most important thing about Dexter is that he's a genious.











TheOldMark.. i strongly and highly agreed with ya 100%. indeed. ditto. kudos.

Conspiracyof1000
03-18-2008, 11:15 PM
Dexter is so great he has a character in Pokemon Diamond/Pearl named after him. One of the contest judges.
Dexter is also the only one who can physically beat the heat. The heat is dead where he lives 'cause he kicked its ass so many times.

holland25
03-19-2008, 05:34 AM
Dexter did in fact, build Rome in a day.

Drafan
03-19-2008, 06:31 AM
jeez I thought we were pasted these OMG i wanna marry dexter threads... ugh.

The most important thing about Dexter is that he's a genious.
You are wrong, hes a super genius, like Wille E Coyote. :rolleyes:


Dexter did in fact, build Rome in a day.

When in Rome, do as the Romans do. When at party rock as Dexter rocks.

holland25
03-19-2008, 06:32 AM
When in Rome, do as the Romans do. When at party rock as Dexter rocks.
Correction: When in Rome, do as the Vandals. (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/When_in_Rome_Do_as_the_Vandals)

And who's Willy E. Coyote?

Drafan
03-19-2008, 09:28 AM
And who's Willy E. Coyote?

For example: www.youtube.com/watch?v=q7jeSqndqHE ,crazy cartoon coyote, who likes road runners and forever ends falling to the abyss.
But back to the Dexter, hes such a genius.

holland25
03-19-2008, 10:07 AM
Ha, his name is Willy?! I didn't know that :D

But back to Dexter: Dexter doesn't play god. Playing is for children.

brothadave79
03-19-2008, 02:17 PM
A bit off topic, but actually his name is "Wile E. Coyote." As in "wily" meaning clever. It's a delicious little pun.

holland25
03-19-2008, 03:04 PM
Huh, I suppose I have to rewatch Road Runner, as for I didn't see it for almost 10 years.

Cock Joke
03-19-2008, 04:37 PM
Road Runner was my favorite Looney Toon of all-time! I always thought that there should've been one episode where Wile E. Coyote caught the Road Runner and ate him.

Conspiracyof1000
03-19-2008, 09:03 PM
Road Runner was my favorite Looney Toon of all-time! I always thought that there should've been one episode where Wile E. Coyote caught the Road Runner and ate him.

Dexter could make it happen, being a genius and all. :rolleyes:

iPunk247
03-19-2008, 10:24 PM
in my opinion i think that dexter should run this joint as the greatest president
of the united states of america. since he's a genious after all. his perfectionist

Bangbang
03-19-2008, 11:23 PM
I wonder if he ever comes on and reads our arse sucking, haha.
This is probably his favourite thread.

Yeah, I was going to say about Wile E Coyote....that's the whole point of having his second initial as E....goshers, kids......

holland25
03-20-2008, 04:16 AM
I don't suck his ass, I kinda make fun of him, so he has to start hating me :D

Bangbang
03-20-2008, 04:34 AM
Sure, sure....you're so gay for Dexter.

holland25
03-20-2008, 06:18 AM
In a fight between Batman and Darth Vader, the winner would be Dexter Holland.

iPunk247
03-20-2008, 08:01 PM
But back to Dexter: Dexter doesn't play god. Playing is for children.


:cool: AMEN. BROTHER. :D

holland25
03-21-2008, 03:20 AM
That was a quote?

Conspiracyof1000
03-23-2008, 05:44 PM
Dexter isn't the best thing since sliced bread, he invented sliced bread.

LowEndLem
03-23-2008, 10:28 PM
Dexter isn't the best thing since sliced bread, he invented sliced bread.

Wrong.

He invented CANNED bread.

Sliced bread is just an imitation.

Rutegard
03-24-2008, 05:25 AM
hey this thread is to talk about dexter come on say something!

answer this question.... would you keep listening the offspring if dexter leaves tthe band????

personally I wouldn't


NO, he does too much

Anka
03-24-2008, 10:55 AM
well...if there is no dexter, there is no offspring...and everything, music, lyrics and so on, is from dexter. if dexter quits, the band will be no longer. but i will still be listening to their "old" records

Simona
03-24-2008, 11:28 AM
i wouldnt 2
he's 2 important part of a band
i think they would separate if he'd leave

holland25
03-24-2008, 11:36 AM
Back to the topic: Dexter was once in a knife fight, and the knife lost

Rutegard
03-24-2008, 01:02 PM
Dexter is so important that Johnny Depp had to get his permission to play Jack Sparrow, only, and only because, Dexter decides everything in this whole world! (even what i shall eat tomorrow)

Cock Joke
03-24-2008, 01:03 PM
Dexter's so awesome that his shit is made of 100% platinum! That's better than gold!

Rutegard
03-24-2008, 01:14 PM
Dexter is a Spartan!

Rutegard
03-24-2008, 01:16 PM
Actually, Dexter taught Dr. House, thats why today he is who he is!

Anka
03-24-2008, 01:31 PM
Actually, Dexter taught Dr. House, thats why today he is who he is!

thats the best post i have ever read :D i laughed so much :) dexter and "house" are the best. dexter is better, but guess if he cant be in one episode of house...it will be great :eek:

Rutegard
03-24-2008, 01:39 PM
thats the best post i have ever read :D i laughed so much :) dexter and "house" are the best. dexter is better, but guess if he cant be in one episode of house...it will be great :eek:

oh yeah....i'd love to

Anka
03-24-2008, 01:45 PM
lets make something to make it real :rolleyes:

holland25
03-24-2008, 03:12 PM
Dexter can judge a book by its cover.

Cock Joke
03-24-2008, 05:36 PM
When Dexter stepped on a crack, he broke his mother's back...and his grandma, and his aunt, and his sister, etc.

Blitzkrieg Bop
03-25-2008, 04:49 AM
Dexter can judge a book by its cover.

Good One :D

Dexter can lead a horse to water and make it drink

Anka
03-25-2008, 05:42 AM
Dexter is the only man who is visible to the unaided eye from the space

Rutegard
03-25-2008, 05:45 AM
Dexter is such a badass that even Sweeney Todd looks like a little angel next to him!

holland25
03-25-2008, 05:59 AM
Dexter can get Blackjack with just one card.

Blitzkrieg Bop
03-25-2008, 07:55 AM
Not sure whether this one has been done, but anyway :D

Dexter can have his cake and eat it !!!!!

holland25
03-25-2008, 07:59 AM
Dexter once rode a nine foot grizzly bear through an automatic car wash, instead of taking a shower.

Cock Joke
03-25-2008, 01:46 PM
Dexter doesn't need a shower! His perspiration smells like candy...because he's Dexter Holland!!!

Conspiracyof1000
03-25-2008, 10:19 PM
Dexter doesn't need a shower! His perspiration smells like candy...because he's Dexter Holland!!!

Not just any candy, but peppermint, chocolate, and almonds (not a candy, whatever, so sue me) and he spills sugar everywhere because he's so sweet!:D

IamSam
03-25-2008, 11:28 PM
Not just any candy, but peppermint, chocolate, and almonds (not a candy, whatever, so sue me) and he spills sugar everywhere because he's so sweet!:D

Am I the only one that finds this somewhat disturbing?

holland25
03-26-2008, 06:12 AM
Dexter once tossed out guitar picks to the crowd, with offspring-ish artwork on it, and no one talked about it!

Conspiracyof1000
03-26-2008, 03:12 PM
Am I the only one that finds this somewhat disturbing?

Now that I look back at what I wrote, it was weird. Eh, I was tired...

selF_LexA
03-26-2008, 04:36 PM
Dexter is so great that he could make House cry! And then he'd spread the waters and form a religion!...And then he could populate Mars or something:D !!! We could even call our galaxy, "The Dexter Way"! Dammit, I wanna live there!!

holland25
03-27-2008, 06:51 AM
There are two types of people in the world... people that suck, and Dexter Holland.

Conspiracyof1000
03-27-2008, 08:20 AM
There are two types of people in the world... people that suck, and Dexter Holland.

Does that mean I suck?

holland25
03-27-2008, 08:48 AM
Probably yes :D

Anka
03-27-2008, 12:55 PM
now I wonder, who can make Dexter cry???

holland25
03-27-2008, 12:59 PM
Axl Rose did when he ripped off his braids.

selF_LexA
03-27-2008, 01:07 PM
That's surely a crying matter...

Anka
03-27-2008, 01:11 PM
I dont wanna make anybody cry...or only because of laughing so hard that he`ll cry:)

selF_LexA
03-27-2008, 01:14 PM
yeah sorry i missunderstood you!:p But i wonder what would make him laugh...

holland25
03-28-2008, 04:02 AM
Dexter can set ants on fire with a magnifying glass. At night.

Conspiracyof1000
03-28-2008, 07:16 AM
yeah sorry i missunderstood you!:p But i wonder what would make him laugh...

Probably this thread and what everyone says about him.

selF_LexA
03-28-2008, 11:58 AM
wwhyyyyy?!??!?:p

Conspiracyof1000
03-28-2008, 01:01 PM
Well, I would think it was funny if people worshiped me like I was God and kissed my ass and said I was hot.
But I'm not Dexter, so none of that gets said to me. :p

Okay.

Dexter once fought a T-rex, a pack of wolves, and Chuck Norris while swimming in a tank full of sharks and stingrays while his arms and legs were bound.
And he won.

ad8
03-28-2008, 01:48 PM
Dexter once tossed out guitar picks to the crowd, with offspring-ish artwork on it, and no one talked about it!

The Old Mark did. He just said THEY tossed (out guitar picks to the crowd, with offspring-ish artwork on it, I just had to finish it:D ) cause otherwise it would look like Dexter is doing all the work and the whole band is earning the success.

And to continue this, Dexter won the Tour De France once more than Lance Armstrong. But instead of EPO, Dexter took Morphium:D

Cock Joke
03-28-2008, 02:42 PM
Dexter cleared every song on every Guitar Hero game all on expert mode!

IamSam
03-28-2008, 03:14 PM
Dexter cleared every song on every Guitar Hero game all on expert mode!

Without touching the guitar.

monkzee
03-28-2008, 03:48 PM
Guitar Hero sucks! Dexter play's real guitar because he's awesome no matter what age he is or whatever people have been saying earlier on in this thread! We all get old get over it! God! I'm 20 and I can imagine how I would feel if I had people like some of the ones in this thread were sayin I was old when I was approaching 40. 40 isn't old at all!

And back to Guitar Hero! Being a guitarist myself I hate that game and you might as well play real guitar because it is 1,000,000 more rewarding and satisfying and it's a better hobby to boast about than! I mean what do you think Dexter would boast about more... Beating every song on Guitar Hero or writing some of the best songs ever heard by human ears?!

DEXTER RULES!!!

Rutegard
03-29-2008, 02:23 AM
Dexter can make the best omellete in the world...without any eggs around....

The_Bass
03-29-2008, 02:26 AM
Dex' is probably laughing his ass of because of this thread :D.

Rutegard
03-29-2008, 02:40 AM
i know i would lol

Manic Subsida
03-29-2008, 01:15 PM
"but he's nearly of 40 and thats make me sad... he's gettin' old"

Yes, Dexter and the band is over 40 years old now, but same shit! They have been a band since 1984, they were very young then, so they must be over 40 years now. We can't just go back in time or something. They are still The Offspring, they are still rocking as he*l!

I'm soon 16 years old, so for me it's a bit pity, because I have not experied (is that the roght word for it?) them in the end of the 80's and whole 90's... :/ It had been SO cool if I was about 15 years old in the 90's. But I'm not.. Anyway, I love The Offspring now, and gonna do that aaaall the future too.

ad8
03-29-2008, 02:00 PM
Wait... Dexter beats Guitar Hero with a REAL guitar plugged into his playstation / xbox;)

Cock Joke
03-29-2008, 02:23 PM
Wait... Dexter beats Guitar Hero with a REAL guitar plugged into his playstation / xbox;)

Dexter's too cool for those. He has a Wii!!!

That's right, folks! The Wii is indeed better than Xbox & Playstation. It's been scientifically proven.

The_Bass
03-30-2008, 01:16 AM
Dexters creates new songs with Jam Sessions DS.

holland25
03-30-2008, 09:00 AM
Dexter actually built the stairway to heaven

Drafan
03-30-2008, 09:56 AM
Huh, I see Dexter is still in. The rest is out.

Cock Joke
03-30-2008, 10:14 AM
Huh, I see Dexter is still in. The rest is out.

Could it be!? Dexter is cooler than Noodles and Greg!? And what about Pete or any of the previous drummers?

How about Doug Thompson???

holland25
03-30-2008, 10:17 AM
Doug was vocalist. And what about Jim Benton and James Lilja?

Cock Joke
03-30-2008, 10:21 AM
And Higgins, and the intermission guy, and the people who steal the beer on the Americana home video, and the "Pretty Fly" guy, and that dude who sung the first verse of Self Esteem and started crowd surfing, etc etc etc.

holland25
03-30-2008, 10:26 AM
Guy Cohen is an asshole :D

Cock Joke
03-30-2008, 10:27 AM
Didn't he not wanna tour with The Offspring anymore because he wanted to do improv or some shit? Yea, fuck 'em.

Drafan
03-30-2008, 11:26 AM
Could it be!? Dexter is cooler than Noodles and Greg!? And what about Pete or any of the previous drummers?

How about Doug Thompson???

Okay, okay, I didnt mean they are out, they are fucking COOL.

ad8
03-30-2008, 12:38 PM
What about the boys in Mota and Cool To Hate videos?
What about the guitar pick industry who made it to possible to say they tossed out guitar picks to the crowd, with offspring-ish artwork on it?

Cock Joke
03-30-2008, 12:54 PM
The guitar pick industry it is!!!!!

Drafan
03-30-2008, 01:13 PM
Look, the guitar pics are falling
end of this world
zillions of them
so spread the word

before its late, before its too late

You cant ignore them
five metres high
you will be burried in guitar pics
nice way to die

Cock Joke
03-30-2008, 01:15 PM
The guitar picks are falling
and the crowd members are crawling
the guitar picks are falling
and the offspring-ish artwork is rising!

holland25
03-31-2008, 02:49 AM
I promised to make a song about the guitar picks, but somehow I still didn't find enough time. But I will.

Rutegard
04-03-2008, 01:56 AM
let's talk about dexter's sunglasses

Cock Joke
04-03-2008, 02:32 PM
let's talk about dexter's sunglasses

They withstood a glass bottle flying at them. That's awesome.

Drafan
04-04-2008, 09:19 AM
I wonder why Dexter needs sunglasses, maybe just for image.

Cock Joke
04-04-2008, 11:03 AM
Every photo shoot I've seen of The Offspring has Dexter wearing shades.

Rutegard
04-08-2008, 02:48 AM
blue eyes are more sensitive than others...

Blitzkrieg Bop
04-08-2008, 05:05 AM
I wonder why Dexter needs sunglasses, maybe just for image.

I recall, and don't quote me on this, but Dexter once said in an interview, that he was looking into joining the Airforce so he could fly but they wouldn't accept him because he didn't have 20/20 vision.

Maybe this has something to do with it :cool:

iPunk247
05-02-2008, 10:34 PM
They're all DiLFS! :o

ashtray_girl_1
05-03-2008, 09:49 AM
He needs them to hide the wrinkles around his eyes. Well duh.:confused:

edit: shouldn't this thread be...like...LOCKED?

Rutegard
05-04-2008, 05:09 AM
hey have you guys lost your imagination already?...


i have!!


so keep doing the good work and continue with the sentence:

dexter is so powerfull that....

Dragnet
05-04-2008, 06:14 AM
This thread is so pointless. It just sucks.

Cock Joke
05-04-2008, 01:17 PM
In the year 2001 AD, Dexter Holland was in an arm wrestling match with Zeus himself! They sat in the mall of heaven as the Greek Gods cheered on Zeus!

"You'll never defeat me!!!" Zeus said.

"You may push me around," said Dexter. "But you cannot win!"

Dexter Holland felt a sudden burst of adrenaline as he said those words...and so...he not only thrashed Zeus's arm against the table, but TORE IT THE FUCK OFF!!!

Dexter Holland was determined the winner of that sacred arm wrestling battle, and so The Offspring recorded "Defy You!"

Ryder1234
05-04-2008, 01:26 PM
In the year 2001 AD, Dexter Holland was in an arm wrestling match with Zeus himself! They sat in the mall of heaven as the Greek Gods cheered on Zeus!

"You'll never defeat me!!!" Zeus said.

"You may push me around," said Dexter. "But you cannot win!"

Dexter Holland felt a sudden burst of adrenaline as he said those words...and so...he not only thrashed Zeus's arm against the table, but TORE IT THE FUCK OFF!!!

Dexter Holland was determined the winner of that sacred arm wrestling battle, and so The Offspring recorded "Defy You!"

lol1010101010101010101010

Conspiracyof1000
05-04-2008, 03:32 PM
In the year 2001 AD, Dexter Holland was in an arm wrestling match with Zeus himself! They sat in the mall of heaven as the Greek Gods cheered on Zeus!

"You'll never defeat me!!!" Zeus said.

"You may push me around," said Dexter. "But you cannot win!"

Dexter Holland felt a sudden burst of adrenaline as he said those words...and so...he not only thrashed Zeus's arm against the table, but TORE IT THE FUCK OFF!!!

Dexter Holland was determined the winner of that sacred arm wrestling battle, and so The Offspring recorded "Defy You!"

Best story ever. :)

Dexter is so powerful that he did something really powerful to show his powerfulness, I don't know, my brain's going blank.

Rutegard
05-05-2008, 01:58 AM
In the year 2001 AD, Dexter Holland was in an arm wrestling match with Zeus himself! They sat in the mall of heaven as the Greek Gods cheered on Zeus!

"You'll never defeat me!!!" Zeus said.

"You may push me around," said Dexter. "But you cannot win!"

Dexter Holland felt a sudden burst of adrenaline as he said those words...and so...he not only thrashed Zeus's arm against the table, but TORE IT THE FUCK OFF!!!

Dexter Holland was determined the winner of that sacred arm wrestling battle, and so The Offspring recorded "Defy You!"

EHEHEHEHEHEHEHEH

Emil
05-25-2008, 01:13 PM
oo.... I love Dexter.... but he's getting fat... Don't you think so?? Just look at him now... but still love him... :D

Dexter isn't getting fad. He's cool and, and he has got muscles out of steel. when you are talking about the man of steel, it's not Superman. It's BRYAN KIETH HOLLAND. Think about that EH!:cool:

MATKO5000
05-25-2008, 05:02 PM
You know, I never saw a picture of his wife or daughter.. are there any at all? xD
It's just a lie to keep the groupies away :')

Red Streaks
05-25-2008, 10:19 PM
oo.... I love Dexter.... but he's getting fat... Don't you think so?? Just look at him now... but still love him... :DWHAT?! I didn't see him nowadays.

Conspiracyof1000
05-26-2008, 01:44 AM
I'm bored, so I made up a short little story. It's not as funny as Cock Joke's, but I hope it's good anyway.

"Dexter, I just saw Greg beat Halo 3 by looking at the disk," Noodles said one afternoon. He and Dexter were at Dexter's house, since he was the only one with an X-Box 360.
"No way. I can beat that. I can beat it, on Legendary, by looking at the disk without opening my eyes," Dexter said.
"I highly doubt that."
Dexter stared at Noodles long and hard. Suddenly Noodles' glasses went flying off his face into his beer and Dexter hadn't even moved a muscle.
Shaking, Noodles muttered, "You're on. I'm putting down $100 on this."
So Dexter went off to the game room. Greg was still standing in the middle of the room, looking at the Halo 3 disk. The 360 was on, with Halo playing, and about every three seconds an achievement would pop up on the screen. The disk wasn't even in the console.
"Hey man, I was wondering if I could play for a minute," Dexter asked Greg. Greg continued his staring for a moment before nodding.
"...." said Greg.
"Okay, thanks buddy!" Dexter turned to his audience, which consisted of Noodles, Greg, a couple of lawn chairs, and a plastic flamingo.
"For my first trick, I will put the game on Legendary without touching anything."
Fwip. The game was set on Legendary.
"Now I will beat the game by looking at the disk with my eyes closed, and, for a little extra spice, I'm not even going to face the TV!"
Everyone, even the lawn chairs and flamingo, gasped in shock. Dexter smirked and shut his eyes.
About three seconds later Dexter had beaten the game. Still smirking, on his way out of the room Dexter leaned in to Noodles.
"I'd like that $100 in beer, please."
THE END!

Was that stupid or what? Well, one more of Dexter's amazing traits is the ability to beat Halo 3 on Legendary by staring at the disk with his eyes closed and not even facing the TV. Who knew.

Rave21
05-26-2008, 06:50 AM
HAHAHAHAHA a "plastic flamingo"? wft? good story. definitely entertaining.:)

Drafan
06-15-2008, 09:34 AM
Excuse me, beat me, kill me, but there are so many threads bout Dex I musta dig this one. ;)

Rutegard
06-15-2008, 09:36 AM
AAAWWWW

HOW I MISSED THIS ONE!!!


let's go on...


dexter is so smart that when he is seeing a CSI episode in the first 5 minutes he knows already who was the murder!!

Capricorn4
06-15-2008, 09:37 AM
Yes!Let's talk about Dexters beard!

Rutegard
06-15-2008, 09:39 AM
Yes!Let's talk about Dexters beard!

start lol

let me post some quotes...so people get in the mood

Time does mean nothing to Dexter, cause Dexter is time.

When in Rome, do as the Romans do. When at party rock as Dexter rocks

DRAFAN

Dexter's so hardcore, he clogs the fuckin' toilet with his urine!!!

Dexter doesn't get high off the cocaine. the cocaine gets high off Dexter!

Dexter doesn't crowd surf, he's actually flying over the crowd!

My wife threatened to divorce me if I didn't stop playing The Offspring, I'm sure going to miss her!

Dexter cleared every song on every Guitar Hero game all on expert mode!

COCK JOKE

Dexter can lead a horse to water and make it drink.

Dexter can divide by 0.

IAMSTUPID

Dexter counted to infinity. Twice.

Dexter can slam a revolving door.

Dexter can kill two stones with one bird.

Dexter is ten feet tall, weighs two-tons, breathes fire, and could eat a hammer and take a shotgun blast standing.

If you spell Dexter Holland in Scrabble, you win. Forever.

Dexter once ate a whole cake before his friends could tell him there was a stripper in it.

Simply by pulling on both ends, Dexter can stretch diamonds back into coal.

Dexter did in fact, build Rome in a day.

Dexter doesn't play god. Playing is for children.

In a fight between Batman and Darth Vader, the winner would be Dexter Holland.

Dexter is the only one who can kill Chuck Norris.

Dexter was once in a knife fight, and the knife lost

Dexter's so awesome that his shit is made of 100% platinum! That's better than gold!

Dexter can set ants on fire with a magnifying glass. At night.

Dexter can judge a book by its cover.

There are two types of people in the world... people that suck, and Dexter Holland

HOLLAND25

Dexter is also the only one who can physically beat the heat. The heat is dead where he lives 'cause he kicked its ass so many times.

Dexter isn't the best thing since sliced bread, he invented sliced bread.

Dexter once fought a T-rex, a pack of wolves, and Chuck Norris while swimming in a tank full of sharks and stingrays while his arms and legs were bound.
And he won.

CONSPIRACYOF1000

Drafan
06-15-2008, 09:45 AM
Amen, let be Dexter!

Free?
06-15-2008, 09:46 AM
Chuck Norris facts remastered.

Drafan
06-15-2008, 09:48 AM
Chuck Norris facts remastered.

And who the hell is Chuck Norris.

Rutegard
06-15-2008, 09:51 AM
And who the hell is Chuck Norris.

google it lol

do you know CSI-MIAMI? the blonde guy horatio cane?

it's something like that, it's a guy that kicks everyone bad lol...it's a ranger from texas, and it's the ultimate hero LOL

and the episodes were really dumb :P

it's like the invencible good cop :P

yellow
06-15-2008, 09:55 AM
dex is fuckin hot. the older he gets the hotter he gets.

Capricorn4
06-15-2008, 09:56 AM
google it lol

do you know CSI-MIAMI? the blonde guy horatio cane?

it's something like that, it's a guy that kicks everyone bad lol...it's a ranger from texas, and it's the ultimate hero LOL

and the episodes were really dumb :P

it's like the invencible good cop :P

CSI-We never close....funny as hell.I read on punknews.com,someone said that Dexter looks like a bleach blond Horatio Caine....

Rutegard
06-15-2008, 09:57 AM
dex is fuckin hot. the older he gets the hotter he gets.

just like wine!!

Rutegard
06-15-2008, 09:57 AM
CSI-We never close....funny as hell.I read on punknews.com,someone said that Dexter looks like a bleach blond Horatio Caine....

sort of AHAHAAH

TheOldMark
06-15-2008, 10:04 AM
i had really hoped that the BBS was beyond these types of posts..

Rutegard
06-15-2008, 10:06 AM
i had really hoped that the BBS was beyond these types of posts..


i do prefer this than having to deal with 500 threads concerning RF, RG don't you?

Manic Subsida
06-15-2008, 10:31 AM
"My wife threatened to divorce me if I didn't stop playing The Offspring, I'm sure going to miss her!"
"If you spell Dexter Holland in Scrabble, you win. Forever."
"In a fight between Batman and Darth Vader, the winner would be Dexter Holland."
"Dexter can set ants on fire with a magnifying glass. At night."
"There are two types of people in the world... people that suck, and Dexter Holland"

Hahah, best ones. ^^
You made them?

Rutegard
06-15-2008, 10:33 AM
No! lol

i put the nicknames of those who made them lol


yeah some of them are really good...i wish people come up with some great ideas again

oh_strange_one
06-15-2008, 10:35 AM
dexter never seems to age EVER he always looks the same doesnt he apart from the long to short hair different clothes etc but look at pics from '89 and the ones now i bet he uses anti-wrinkle cream u can picture it cant u him and the wife in bathroom doing the daily 'cleanse, tone and moisturise' routine lol :p

Rutegard
06-15-2008, 10:37 AM
dexter never seems to age EVER he always looks the same doesnt he apart from the long to short hair different clothes etc but look at pics from '89 and the ones now i bet he uses anti-wrinkle cream u can picture it cant u him and the wife in bathroom doing the daily 'cleanse, tone and moisturise' routine lol :p

LOL probably

Manic Subsida
06-15-2008, 10:52 AM
No! lol

i put the nicknames of those who made them lol


yeah some of them are really good...i wish people come up with some great ideas again

Heheh, I undertsand.

Little_Miss_1565
06-15-2008, 11:26 AM
i do prefer this than having to deal with 500 threads concerning RF, RG don't you?

I certainly don't. This BS has nothing to do with the tunes, man.

Vera
06-15-2008, 11:35 AM
Are you denying teh 40+ cuteness, missy? For shame! For shame!

I am fucking dying for Wednesday so I can discuss the tunes, though. :[

Little_Miss_1565
06-15-2008, 12:24 PM
Are you denying teh 40+ cuteness, missy? For shame! For shame!

DEY R 2 FAT N OLD. OMFG WTF BBQ.

Hooray for release week!

holland25
06-15-2008, 12:40 PM
Dexter counted to infinity. Twice.

Dexter can slam a revolving door.

Dexter can kill two stones with one bird.

Dexter is ten feet tall, weighs two-tons, breathes fire, and could eat a hammer and take a shotgun blast standing.

If you spell Dexter Holland in Scrabble, you win. Forever.

Dexter once ate a whole cake before his friends could tell him there was a stripper in it.

Simply by pulling on both ends, Dexter can stretch diamonds back into coal.

Dexter did in fact, build Rome in a day.

Dexter doesn't play god. Playing is for children.

In a fight between Batman and Darth Vader, the winner would be Dexter Holland.

Dexter is the only one who can kill Chuck Norris.

Dexter was once in a knife fight, and the knife lost

Dexter's so awesome that his shit is made of 100% platinum! That's better than gold!

Dexter can set ants on fire with a magnifying glass. At night.

Dexter can judge a book by its cover.

There are two types of people in the world... people that suck, and Dexter Holland

HOLLAND25

Wow, I don't even remember making so much quotes.

Rutegard
06-15-2008, 01:54 PM
Wow, I don't even remember making so much quotes.

it's been quite some time huh? lol

i really enjoyed your quotes (and the other's ones) they made me laugh

but yeah if you want to bury this one that's ok for me...i have them saved :P


cause they still make me laugh...A LOT LOL




and tomorrow the album won't be at stores (Pt) because there were this truck strike...and everything is screwed!
SHAME :(:(

Conspiracyof1000
06-15-2008, 02:29 PM
Dexter is also the only one who can physically beat the heat. The heat is dead where he lives 'cause he kicked its ass so many times.

Dexter isn't the best thing since sliced bread, he invented sliced bread.

Dexter once fought a T-rex, a pack of wolves, and Chuck Norris while swimming in a tank full of sharks and stingrays while his arms and legs were bound.
And he won.

CONSPIRACYOF1000

I remember the sliced bread, and the beating the heat, but I don't remember the one with Chuck Norris. :p

Rutegard
06-15-2008, 02:33 PM
I remember the sliced bread, and the beating the heat, but I don't remember the one with Chuck Norris. :p

lolol i got nothing to do with that...it was your post i'm sure!!

lol


if you do not remember then that's your problem :P have you been eating lots of cheese recently? eheh

Conspiracyof1000
06-15-2008, 02:39 PM
I remember it, but I don't remember it being that long. I thought it just had Chuck Norris in it or something. :D

Rutegard
06-15-2008, 02:43 PM
I remember it, but I don't remember it being that long. I thought it just had Chuck Norris in it or something. :D

chuck norris is the perfect guy to fight dexter!!

chuck norris and horatio caine from CSI MIAMI lol

Conspiracyof1000
06-15-2008, 02:46 PM
Dexter would win regardless of who he's fighting.:)

Rutegard
06-15-2008, 02:53 PM
Dexter would win regardless of who he's fighting.:)

oh yeah...i don't have any doubt lol

Hitman-47
06-15-2008, 04:25 PM
Hey, people, can you tell me how old Dexter is?

Cause some people say he was born in 1965 and some say - in 1966.

Who is right and who is wrong??

Manic Subsida
06-15-2008, 04:28 PM
Hey, people, can you tell me how old Dexter is?

Cause some people say he was born in 1965 and some say - in 1966.

Who is right and who is wrong??
1965 is right. He's born two days before 1966.

Dexter4ever
06-17-2008, 11:00 AM
Dexter...I LOVE HIM!!I love his music,I love his voice...I love him!!!He's the cutest guy of the world!!!