View Full Version : Dear French People

07-10-2007, 01:55 AM
Can someone please tell me what is going on here? Thanks.


07-10-2007, 09:24 PM
Whoa, i'm french and i don't even know. Well i'm mostly french.

07-10-2007, 09:29 PM
It's about sex... I've taken three years of French... however I believe almost anyone, even Zagmen or Lodat could have told you that.

07-10-2007, 09:35 PM
I have that song stuck in my head now.

nice lyrics, btw. :/ haha.

07-10-2007, 09:48 PM
I took french throughout elementary school and middle school.

The whole song is incredibly fucked up and I love it.

I need this song on my mp3 player so I can listen to it all the fucking time.

07-10-2007, 09:54 PM
I wish I knew who Cuizinier is, so the lyrics wouldbe funnier.

07-10-2007, 09:56 PM
Cuizinier*, avec ton petit sexe entouré de poils roux
Cuizinier*, your sex is surrounding by red hairs.
Je n’arrive pas a croire que tu puisses croire qu’on veuille de toi
I can't believe you can think that girls want you
Je n’y crois pas meme dans le noir,
I can't believe it, even in the dark
Même si tu gardes ton pyjama
Even if you wear your pyjama
Meme si tu gardes ton peignoir en forme de tee-shirt ringard
Even if you wear your dressing gown which looks like a crusty-looking tee
Garde ta chemise ca limitera les dégâts bâtard !
Keep your shirt on, it'll limit the stroke damages, bastard !

Je veux te voir
I want to see you
Dans un film pornographique
In a porno
En action avec ta bite
In action with your dick
Forme potatoes ou bien frites
Which looks like a potato or french fries
Pour tout savoir
I want to know everything
De ton anatomie
About your anatomy
De ton cousin, Teki*
About your cousin, Teki*
Et vos accessoires fetiches
And your favorite sex toys

Cuizi*, c'est quoi
Cuizi* what is...
Ta position favorite
Your favorite position ?
Tes performances olympiques
Your olympic performances ?
Mais tu n'as rien d'orgasmique
But you're not an orgasmic man at all
Tu es tout nu
You're in the altogether (naked)
Sous ton tablier
Under your apron
Prêt à dégainer
Ready to declad (to shoot)
Mais je t’avoue rien n’y fait
But I've to say that nothing's gonna happen

Tu rêves d’un Hummer fluo
You're dreaming of a fluo Hummer
Dessiné par Akroe
Designed by Akroe
Mais tu n’as pas le permis
But you don't have a driving licence
Tu prends toujours le métro
You're still taking the subway

Superstar d’un soir, ta vie redevient normale après
Superstar for a night, your life becomes normal again in the morning
Pas besoin de lunettes noires pour te cacher personne te reconnait
You don't need sun glasses to hide, nobody knows you
Ta carte verte t’attend mec !
Your green card is ready, man!
C’est pas des paroles en l’air
It's not an idle talk
J’ai réussi à t’en faire une avec mon scanner
I succedded in making one with my scanner

L’entrée est gratuite ce soir
Entrance is free tonight (for girls, I guess)
C’est le seul moyen pour qu’on vienne
It's the only means to make us come
"Alors les filles on se promène ?"
"Hey girls, you're having a walk?"
"Ouais on va aux chippendales!
"Yes we're going to Chippendales' show!"
On avait pas prévu de passer la soirée avec des rigolos
We didn't plan to have a night with stupid guys (turkeys)
On voulait voir des pectoraux,
We wanted to see muscles (pectoral),
Des mecs montés comme des taureaux
And guys hung like bulls

Tes posters de Lil’Jon recouvrent ceux de Magic Jonhson
Your Lil'Jon posters are covering Magic Johnson's ones.
Ton corps est trop crunk pour assurer les dunks
Your body is too crunk to be good at dunks (?)

Cuizinier*, c’est toi que je veux voir ce soir
Cuizinier*, I want to see you tonight
Te faire ridiculiser par une fille qui rappe mieux que toi
With a girl who is ridiculing you because she can rap better than you
J’ai pas assez de mes 10 doigts
I don't have fingers enough
pour les compter dans la salle
To count this kind of girl in the club
Toutes ces filles coiffées comme moi
All the girls, with the same haircut as me
qui savent ce que tu vaux a poil
Who know what you worth when you're naked (or in bed)

* Cuizinier (or Cuizi) and Teki (or Teki Latex) are members of the French band, TTC.

07-31-2007, 09:49 PM
It's pretty dirty.