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JohnnyNemesis
07-12-2007, 03:09 PM
What the FUCK is going on here? (http://youtube.com/watch?v=EwTZ2xpQwpA)

Amiralanal
07-12-2007, 03:11 PM
Youre crazy man. I like you. But youre crazy.

WebDudette
07-12-2007, 03:18 PM
That was impressive.

Llamas
07-12-2007, 03:42 PM
lol wtf? that guy looks like a young ricky.




jk I had to say it. but that was weird.

JohnnyNemesis
07-12-2007, 05:59 PM
He kinda does look like me :(

ps. He's 25 years old. Check out his bio thing.

ZOOM THE CAMERA OUT + SEE THE LIE!

Llamas
07-12-2007, 07:11 PM
This video is possibly just as awesome. But really just makes me say wow, this guy has NO life. http://youtube.com/watch?v=K2cYWfq--Nw

"where have you been the last 6 hours?"
"...working on this... hand thing"

JohnnyNemesis
07-12-2007, 07:15 PM
Fuck you, this is about Chocolate Rain!

http://i12.tinypic.com/4l6opag.jpg

ninthlayer
07-12-2007, 07:42 PM
Ricky is a nigger.

Harnum
07-12-2007, 08:14 PM
That is some scary shit. What the hell? What is chocolate rain supposed to be, like, a metaphor for something.

mrconeman
07-12-2007, 08:14 PM
ewhats awesome is that i tried to click the picture rickityrick posted to make it play

sweet

endlesst0m
07-12-2007, 10:40 PM
First I hated it, then it started to grow on me, then I hated it again. All within the time span of the video.

sKratch
07-13-2007, 12:18 AM
It's actually not that bad... I'm just too white to know what the fuck chocolate rain is.

noodlesfan
07-13-2007, 01:29 AM
Chocolate Rain
n.1 a term used for the act of shitting in another person's face
2 the liquid from your asshole after an enema.

noodlesfan
07-13-2007, 01:34 AM
This video is possibly just as awesome. But really just makes me say wow, this guy has NO life. http://youtube.com/watch?v=K2cYWfq--Nw

"where have you been the last 6 hours?"
"...working on this... hand thing"

that guy was awesome. Salvia extract makes it better.

RickyCrack
07-13-2007, 12:36 PM
This nigra is obviously a lot better than mr. Phil Lamar with down syndrome.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=e7ZBOj7xr9k&mode=related&search=

But this guy with his hand, your throat, AND HIS GUN

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0dJu1Jj7VTw

JohnnyNemesis
07-13-2007, 01:03 PM
http://i5.photobucket.com/albums/y190/canes185/ytback.jpg

Whiplash
07-13-2007, 01:19 PM
Doesn't he look like a young michial jackson?

All About Eve
07-13-2007, 01:28 PM
Now that you mention it... no.

Whiplash
07-13-2007, 01:35 PM
Ok maybe not in the video but in that picture JN just posted he does look like a young jacko.

I wasn't going as fare back when he didn't get plastic surgery

http://blog.joins.com/usr/k/s/ksb8123/132/1(7).jpg

JohnnyNemesis
07-13-2007, 01:40 PM
I think he looks a LOT like a young MJ.

endlesst0m
07-13-2007, 01:58 PM
For some reason, I find humor in the part of the video where it says "**I move away from the mic to breathe in". It's as if he thinks once he explains that, we won't think he's strange.

All About Eve
07-13-2007, 05:39 PM
I think he looks a LOT like a young MJ.
Only the mouth in my opinion.

SkunkIt
07-23-2007, 04:37 PM
http://img76.imageshack.us/img76/7085/melongd6.png

I suggest you skip to near the end of this video, where he's actually singing. (Also, that picture was the only funny part of the video.) (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Cih621F6oJ0)

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=85PAiHAkWeI

Llamas
07-23-2007, 05:10 PM
Oh my god. We were rolling on the couch with laughter. That was amazing. The watermelon guy, I mean. But the sped up version was good, too!

DeAtHsTaR
07-23-2007, 11:21 PM
http://i7.photobucket.com/albums/y288/mikeb15/1054395666_l.jpg

Endymion
07-24-2007, 01:11 AM
http://encyclopediadramatica.com/images/8/82/IMMARAININMAHCHOCOLATE.gif

ninthlayer
07-24-2007, 02:04 AM
Flawless Victory

SkunkIt
07-24-2007, 05:00 AM
http://encyclopediadramatica.com/images/8/82/IMMARAININMAHCHOCOLATE.gif

That's the best thing i've ever seen, but still:


http://img402.imageshack.us/img402/512/ch2en8.png

WebDudette
07-24-2007, 06:23 AM
I fail to see anything funny about that one or the watermelon one. Endymion's on the other hand is pretty much amazing.

nieh
07-24-2007, 07:17 AM
The whole video was pretty stupid, and the chicken picture isn't any good either. Endy's was awesome. Not only can the guy sing, he's also very agile.

JohnnyNemesis
07-24-2007, 07:20 AM
Oh my.

neocon58
07-25-2007, 09:35 PM
Choclate Rain sounds like an ebony scat porn movie.

All About Eve
07-26-2007, 06:37 PM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_gDGXI2ZjGE

Harnum
07-26-2007, 07:51 PM
HOLY FUCK! HAS ANYBODY SEEN TODAYS FEATURED VIDEOS!?!?! CHOCOLATE RAIN IS EVERYWHERE!

...

Or am I seeing things?

EDIT: It's all too true (http://www.youtube.com/blog)

**I see Tay Zonday all over YouTube's homepage.

Homer
07-26-2007, 08:11 PM
Yeah, apparently Ebaumsworld.com hacked Youtube and put up a bunch of Chocolate Rain videos in the featured section... well, that's what I read from a lot of the comments anyways, and one of the videos say that anyways... yeah.

Endymion
07-26-2007, 08:29 PM
Yeah, apparently Ebaumsworld.com hacked Youtube and put up a bunch of Chocolate Rain videos in the featured section... well, that's what I read from a lot of the comments anyways, and one of the videos say that anyways... yeah.

buuuuullshit. ebaumsworld is a bunch of retards. they're just featured because they're all popular.

Homer
07-26-2007, 09:01 PM
^ True, but hey, I'm just saying that some people believe it was them, and I don't think they would feature all of those videos...


Or... maybe they would.

Endymion
07-27-2007, 09:59 AM
you think people actually go through and select which videos are featured? it's some algorithm.

JohnnyNemesis
07-27-2007, 10:09 AM
**I see Tay Zonday all over YouTube's homepage.

Fucking massive win.

JohnnyNemesis
07-27-2007, 10:24 AM
Oh, and http://www.chocolaterain.net/CR_Vocals_Rough_180bpm.wav

Harnum
07-27-2007, 01:35 PM
Yeah, apparently Ebaumsworld.com hacked Youtube and put up a bunch of Chocolate Rain videos in the featured section
That's a gay theory. Why would someone even think of that? Did you read the blog? Tay Zonday Day! (say it 10 times fast!) *rolls eyes* How could people be so dumb.

EDIT: The blog is gone again. Last night it said "Tay Zonday Day!" I swear! :(

Homer
07-27-2007, 02:37 PM
I don't know, I'm just saying what I read. In fact, there was one video on that page that said "Thanks to ebaumsworld for getting my video on the front page." So... meh.

Also, Tay Zonday Day is every day for me.

Endymion
07-27-2007, 03:21 PM
it's true, youtube declared yesterday as "TayDay". check ED for pics.

Harnum
07-27-2007, 04:14 PM
yesyes! TayDay EvryDay!

noodlesfan
07-28-2007, 01:16 AM
http://cgi.4chan.org/f/src/390229_chocolate_rain%20fixed.swf

Whiplash
08-07-2007, 10:40 AM
*bump*


Vanilla snow (http://nl.youtube.com/watch?v=nTQOpibv_OA&feature=active_sharing)

JohnnyNemesis
08-07-2007, 11:01 AM
http://nl.youtube.com/watch?v=caIBKOztlAo

Jakebert
08-07-2007, 11:02 AM
You got rain in my chocolate!

You got chocolate in my rain!

JohnnyNemesis
08-07-2007, 11:05 AM
http://www.encyclopediadramatica.com/images/c/c1/I_Rained.jpg

http://www.encyclopediadramatica.com/images/b/b0/RAINED_CHOCOLATE.JPG

Whiplash
08-07-2007, 11:06 AM
There's a darth vadar version now too. I wonder if tay likes them or feels offended.

Edit:Win anyone?? (http://nl.youtube.com/watch?v=ZZgGGlOGyUg&mode=related&search=)

Sinister
08-07-2007, 11:17 AM
http://nl.youtube.com/watch?v=caIBKOztlAo
Win .

mrconeman
08-07-2007, 11:28 AM
http://nl.youtube.com/watch?v=caIBKOztlAo

holy shit. holy shit.
holyshitholyshitholyshit.
holy.
shit.

HeadAroundU
08-07-2007, 11:37 AM
http://nl.youtube.com/watch?v=1oFS-q8BIps&mode=related&search= :D

sKratch
08-07-2007, 12:59 PM
Sometimes I wish I could delete the Internet.

All About Eve
08-07-2007, 01:37 PM
http://www.hhnlive.com/features/more/322

Meg
08-07-2007, 01:57 PM
http://www.hhnlive.com/features/more/322


Tay Zonday: Oh c’mon, relationships are so twentieth century! Why do we imagine ourselves in these pairs? There’s the economic reason: If I don’t have a partner to take care of me in rough times, I might not get through. So when things like Katrina happen and you know the government isn’t going to be there . . . you’ve got this insurance policy of a loving partner who will take care of you. When you can’t afford the surgery you need, you’ve got this insurance policy of a loving partner to take care of you because you have no healthcare. You can say it’s love. You can say it’s sex

LOL

thank god for insurance policies?

JohnnyNemesis
08-07-2007, 02:00 PM
thank god for insurance policies?

Raise your neighborhood insurance rates.

All About Eve
08-07-2007, 02:04 PM
The judge and jury swears it's not the face.




I wanted them to ask him the middle,
"So Tay, what's your favorite color?"
"Green."

(or)

"You're expecting me to say black, aren't you? Well black ain't a color, man, which brings me to another point..."

- -Lauren- -
08-07-2007, 02:04 PM
New from Allstate: will not raise your neighborhood insurance rates.



...Are you in good hands?

Meg
08-07-2007, 02:15 PM
Sounds like a nice term for a prospective partner...."hi, wanna be my new insurance policy so i can have sex when I can't have a health service?"

classy

Nineteen Seventy Nine
08-09-2007, 08:35 PM
Tay Zonday made it on Jimmy Kimmel Live for a live performance.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NattlyH0IeM

There's an interview at the end too, and his voice still sounds really fake.

Edit: Tre Cool covering Chocolate Rain: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eyDuGwlrFRs

Llamas
08-09-2007, 09:02 PM
Holy shit, that just made my life complete. I love at 1:30.

WebDudette
08-12-2007, 03:39 PM
HAHAHAHAHA

http://youtube.com/watch?v=krnj902YBPE

"I am the Aquarius galaxy patriot. Space is the place where I'm ridin' my chariot."

I should have watched the whole video before quoting a segment. It gets even worse.

JohnnyNemesis
08-12-2007, 04:23 PM
Welps, I'm off to go kill myself now, thanks.

I just clicked that link, witnessed the most awesomest thing that has ever happened anyplace, anywhere, and have now lost the will to live. It's not like anything is gonna top that.

Tay Zonday killed me.

All About Eve
08-12-2007, 04:29 PM
I've been dead for two days, marking the moment I saw it as well.

mrconeman
08-12-2007, 05:53 PM
Oh my fucking God. Usually I'd try to explain with some nice words in a conventional sentence just why that was the best thing I'll ever see in my life. But it's like, I ... there aren't words to describe that level of Tay.

All About Eve
08-12-2007, 05:55 PM
Tay.
That about sums it up.

JohnnyNemesis
08-12-2007, 06:29 PM
there aren't words to describe that level of Tay.

I sooooooooooo just stole that.

JohnnyNemesis
08-12-2007, 08:35 PM
ps. I'm fighting disease cause I'm antiseptic.

mrconeman
08-12-2007, 08:44 PM
We all find the way
With Tay Zonday

JohnnyNemesis
08-12-2007, 08:53 PM
No need to find the way...'cause it's the ONLY way!

Endymion
08-12-2007, 08:57 PM
still waiting on that fresh prince theme, tay.

ps: keep up the good work.

pps: love ya!

Sinister
08-12-2007, 10:22 PM
I think my iPod will blow up when this much awesome comes in at once, but I downloaded the song anyway.

All About Eve
08-13-2007, 05:55 AM
We should make it a goal to have Tay Zonday be the number one artists on the BBS Audioscrobbler group.

ninthlayer
08-13-2007, 06:10 AM
When will this fall under old meme?

nieh
08-13-2007, 06:11 AM
We should make it a goal to have Tay Zonday be the number one artists on the BBS Audioscrobbler group.

Does anyone have MP3s of all his stuff they could upload? I could just set it up and put it on repeat while I'm away at work.

Meg
08-13-2007, 06:30 AM
I don't know if this has been posted already but.....I win

http://profile.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=user.viewprofile&friendID=158114732

JohnnyNemesis
08-13-2007, 08:36 AM
When will this fall under old meme?

I think Chocolate Rain already has. But Tay Zonday has not.

ps. Is it me, or does "The Only Way" sound a whole lot like Poochie's rap in that one episode of The Simpsons?

And speaking of rapping on The Simpsons, isn't the one by MC Safety and the Caution Crew one of the most underrated moments in the show's history? "Just walk, don't run, drink juice, yum yum!"

Sinister
08-13-2007, 08:39 AM
I don't know if this has been posted already but.....I win

http://profile.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=user.viewprofile&friendID=158114732

No. I win. (http://www.savefile.com/files/967673)

Mannen som blev en gris
08-13-2007, 11:01 AM
Does anyone have MP3s of all his stuff they could upload? I could just set it up and put it on repeat while I'm away at work.

Actually, that would be pretty useless since the group charts show how many users in a certain group have listened to a certain artist. So you'd just have to play it once. Unless, of course, you want to be his top fan or something... And a lot of his stuff is free for people to download, he posts the links that that description box thing.

Ryder1234
08-13-2007, 08:47 PM
http://youtube.com/watch?v=nTQOpibv_OA&mode=related&search=
tay zonaday is pwnd

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pE0N0UmmL_4&mode=related&search=
more pwn

JohnnyNemesis
08-13-2007, 10:01 PM
http://youtube.com/watch?v=nTQOpibv_OA&mode=related&search=

This was posted a few days ago.


tay zonaday is pwnd

Does not compute. Not within the realm of possibility.

ninthlayer
08-13-2007, 11:25 PM
is pwnd

more pwn
Go back to 2k4 please, faggot.

Ryder1234
08-14-2007, 06:05 PM
Go back to 2k4 please, faggot.

suck my dick

skiddles824
08-16-2007, 11:09 AM
bump/http://youtube.com/watch?v=P6dUCOS1bM0
dont know if its here but wtf!

Meg
08-16-2007, 11:18 AM
The original completely pwns that one... Although i do like the version by mcgruff the crime dog :D

Demonicdude
08-23-2007, 01:59 PM
Is this even about choclate rain anymore? Which some people change it to this "chawklte Reign" still it is awesome.

ruroken
08-24-2007, 12:09 PM
Chocolate Rain sucks. What's it even about? It doesn't make any sense... and his other song about summer vacation sucks too.

coke_a_holic
08-24-2007, 12:22 PM
You're wrong.

mrconeman
08-24-2007, 12:40 PM
You're right.

JohnnyNemesis
09-04-2007, 10:51 PM
OH GOD OH GOD OH GOD OH GOD OH GOD OH GOD OH GOD!!!!! (http://youtube.com/watch?v=z3aA1Hy17A8)

JohnnyNemesis
09-04-2007, 10:56 PM
...

...

http://www.youtube.com/v/z3aA1Hy17A8

...http://www.youtube.com/v/z3aA1Hy17A8

....OH GOD!!! (http://www.youtube.com/v/z3aA1Hy17A8)

WebDudette
09-04-2007, 10:59 PM
Hahahaha, I just watched that on your comment. Uhh... yeah.

JohnnyNemesis
09-04-2007, 11:00 PM
OH GOD OH MY OH FUCK OH FUCK!!! (http://www.youtube.com/v/z3aA1Hy17A8)

Did you get to the part where he mentions Fido?

Go to the 2:05 point and watch.

WATCH, DAMN YOU ALL! (http://www.youtube.com/v/z3aA1Hy17A8)

coke_a_holic
09-04-2007, 11:40 PM
OH MY FUCKING GOD!!!
















OH MY GOD!






!!!!!




my life is complete.

PS: I don't know if non-Tay Zonday music is allowed, but El Mundo's Chaccaron Macaron is fucking glorious. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wvkHIZg_954

Endymion
09-05-2007, 12:03 AM
Did you get to the part where he mentions Fido?

i prefer his salsa dance.

JohnnyNemesis
09-05-2007, 02:26 PM
Pfft, Fido wins:

http://i11.tinypic.com/68jmkg1.jpg

ZagmenO
09-05-2007, 03:04 PM
http://youtube.com/watch?v=Q1DcavXVK5Y&mode=related&search=

You think he did this in a real drive-thru?

Llamas
09-06-2007, 08:59 AM
Ricky, will you can't dance with me?

mrconeman
09-06-2007, 09:04 AM
oh god, oh god....oh my god.

The chorus when the screen goes gold?
total symbolism of just how fucking golden that song is.

JohnnyNemesis
09-06-2007, 09:07 AM
Ricky, will you can't dance with me?


Yes. Yes I will.


oh god, oh god....oh my god.

The chorus when the screen goes gold?
total symbolism of just how fucking golden that song is.

Agreed.

Sweet jesus.

Whiplash
09-06-2007, 10:01 AM
http://youtube.com/watch?v=9mSKBgvHdoE&mode=related&search=


Label: Unsigned






Pure gold.

All About Eve
09-06-2007, 10:14 PM
http://youtube.com/watch?v=AXKhIFitfWs&mode=related&search=

He's fucking everywhere.

ZagmenO
09-07-2007, 10:30 AM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sXJeJ2_6XOE&NR=1

Llamas
09-07-2007, 01:46 PM
I just found out that Tay Zonday is a TA at my home University. I have now been inspired to find out which course he TA's (apparently something within American Studies) and go back to take that course. I think it would be a life-altering experience.

nieh
09-07-2007, 03:03 PM
If that's true, you know his class is probably going to be packed going forward.