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Sin Studly
07-13-2007, 03:36 PM
This one came as a shock.








And I cut my hand jacking off like this:

JohnnyNemesis
07-13-2007, 03:48 PM
What the FUCK?!?!?!?!?!?! fgn,.ukvb.gubefdio ;FUCK I HATE EVERYTHING . ufig I HATE everythin g everyTHING.

Professor Chaos
07-13-2007, 03:55 PM
lol, noodlesfan.

HeadAroundU
07-13-2007, 04:01 PM
Haha, awesome.

Sin Studly
07-13-2007, 04:08 PM
What the FUCK?!?!?!?!?!?! fgn,.ukvb.gubefdio ;FUCK I HATE EVERYTHING . ufig I HATE everythin g everyTHING.

Hahahaha, you're so cute sometimes.

coke_a_holic
07-13-2007, 04:18 PM
There are some things I wish I could unsee. At first I was like "eh, creepy face," then I realized that the little blob in the corner was a stump of a penis. No thanks.

noodlesfan
07-13-2007, 04:37 PM
stump

Best description ever.

Jebus
07-13-2007, 06:38 PM
Really, what's the point of mentioning it was an exacto blade if you the blade-end didn't go in?

0r4ng3
07-13-2007, 06:39 PM
Because he's noodlesfan, that's why.

noodlesfan
07-13-2007, 06:54 PM
Really, what's the point of mentioning it was an exacto blade if you the blade-end didn't go in?

There's a donkey's ass of a chance that I might actually do this before the end of the weekend.

BustedKnuckles
07-13-2007, 07:11 PM
There are some things I wish I could unsee. At first I was like "eh, creepy face," then I realized that the little blob in the corner was a stump of a penis. No thanks.

If his penis stump is three inches he can procreate. Let's all pray for two.

calichix
07-13-2007, 08:02 PM
this makes me want to cry but I won't do it.

noodlesfan
07-13-2007, 08:03 PM
If his penis stump is three inches he can procreate. Let's all pray for two.

I'm infertile.

Omni
07-13-2007, 08:05 PM
The fact that you're jamming sharp objects up your dick might be partially to blame for that. Probably also because you've been slamming your balls in the toilet seat or something like that.

calichix
07-13-2007, 08:06 PM
it's not even the exacto in the penis thing. it's the face he's making while he's doing it.

SkunkIt
07-14-2007, 01:34 AM
This isn't a surprise to me at all. At least he's not afraid to admit what he enjoys. Of course he's infertile, dead women can't have babies. Noodlesfan is kind of like G.G. Allin. Everyone has a right to do what they enjoy as a turn on, unless they're Pedobear and that should be respected in that they're not hiding it. He's a pretty cool guy, in my opinion, but Nick, why did he send you pictures of yourself to Justin cutting your dick?

Professor Chaos
07-14-2007, 01:38 AM
Look at them again.


He's not doing anything at all.

SkunkIt
07-14-2007, 01:42 AM
I think he is. Self mutilation to necro porn is his style.

Professor Chaos
07-14-2007, 01:48 AM
... I can't believe I have noodlesfan's dick in my fucking photobucket.

SkunkIt
07-14-2007, 01:49 AM
I know. He puts his hand on that end I assume.



... I can't believe I have noodlesfan's dick in my fucking photobucket.

Sigged.

Omni
07-14-2007, 03:05 AM
GG Allin also died over an overdose while covered in blood and shit. Out of respect, his friends took posed with his dead bloated body for pictures and stuff stuff inside his mouth, and then sold videos of it.

Whiplash
07-14-2007, 04:26 AM
What happend to normal mastrubation?? Noodlesfan you are one sick puppy.

wheelchairman
07-14-2007, 07:02 AM
Well Dain would certainly be impressed.

noodlesfan
07-14-2007, 07:59 AM
... I can't believe I have noodlesfan's dick in my fucking photobucket.

The fact that you actually saved it onto your computer and had to look at it multiple times makes this all worth the effort.

Lodat225
07-14-2007, 08:02 AM
but Nick, why did he send you pictures of yourself to Justin cutting your dick?

Because Justin was the only one to comment his thread saying

"Unless there was full penetration, I'm not impressed.

Go on, tough guy. Impress me."

Sin Studly
07-14-2007, 09:02 AM
If I have to suffer for my bad judgement, you all have to suffer for it.

noodlesfan
07-14-2007, 12:25 PM
Have we all learned not to tell nick "Pics or it didn't happen"?

Lodat225
07-14-2007, 12:51 PM
No .

Endymion
07-14-2007, 12:53 PM
i don't see the big deal. i've seen a lot worse.

Sunny
07-14-2007, 02:09 PM
i... oh jesus. i.. i can't.

noodlesfan's stumpy peen and demented face are something i totally do NOT need in my life.

nieh
07-14-2007, 02:27 PM
Someone needs to start using one of those as their avatar.

noodlesfan
07-15-2007, 05:37 PM
While we're discussing Nick, who wants to see a shit-goatee?

0r4ng3
07-15-2007, 05:42 PM
Normally I'd say "sure, why not?", except now I'm afraid to. I'm absolutely sure that you'd actually do it, just for the attention.

Professor Chaos
07-15-2007, 05:43 PM
Do it.

noodlesfan
07-15-2007, 05:45 PM
Do it.

uploading it already.

Edit: In case you were wondering "why?", http://www.takedumps.com/showthread.php?t=3846

SkunkIt
07-15-2007, 10:12 PM
You have to be logged in to view it.

noodlesfan
07-15-2007, 10:48 PM
Then register. You'll grow a penis and it will cum endlessly.

Professor Chaos
07-15-2007, 10:49 PM
Fuck that, just tell us your username and password.

SkunkIt
07-15-2007, 11:59 PM
^ What he said.

noodlesfan
07-16-2007, 05:51 AM
User: Nick's Bitch

Pass: cummingbees

HornyPope
07-19-2007, 12:20 PM
User: Nick's Bitch

Pass: cummingbees

Now i'm not saying you're a bad person, but I sincerely hope that you don't ever reproduce. Good thing I suspect you're also a homosexual.

noodlesfan
07-29-2007, 12:42 AM
[Harry Potter Spoilers]

calichix
07-29-2007, 12:51 AM
dude, where's your shaft?


don't answer that.

XYlophonetreeZ
07-29-2007, 12:53 AM
dude, where's your shaft?


don't answer that.
pfffffffffffffffffffAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGGGGGGGHHHHH!!!! !!

iluvit.

noodlesfan
07-29-2007, 01:10 AM
dude, where's your shaft?

It's inside me. It's inside every one of us. Right here, in our hearts.

Sin Studly
07-29-2007, 01:20 AM
Stick it in all the way, pussy.

Autonomist
07-29-2007, 02:11 AM
Is it wrong that I'm just the slightest bit impressed?

Professor Chaos
07-29-2007, 02:28 AM
Noodlesfan does not fuck around.

Whiplash
07-29-2007, 04:57 AM
I really didn't wanne see that.

Lolz@cali

Great Mike
07-29-2007, 05:09 AM
Somebody has to point out that his dick is hilarious small.

HeadAroundU
07-29-2007, 05:36 AM
It has already been pointed out by calichix. I believe it's not fully erected so you can't really tell. Noodlesfan, we want to see bloody and fully erected shaft! Go ahead!

- Dr. HAU

PS: Shave pubes off, jesus christ.

Paint_It_Black
07-29-2007, 06:51 AM
uploading it already.

Edit: In case you were wondering "why?", http://www.takedumps.com/showthread.php?t=3846

Did anyone else actually check that out? Wow. I mean, I knew he was kinda fucked up, but he's the real fucking deal.

Congratulations Nick, you actually surprised me. I can't believe I just watched you smear your own shit over your face. The little taste was a nice touch too.

So what does this guy need to do to get banned?

Harnum
07-29-2007, 07:37 AM
I honestly don't know what to say. X-Acto in the dick. Oh myy.. ughuhahad WAHSTA THE FUYCJK!?> FUCKING FUCK!

..

You're a retard.

..

MY GOD! *eye twitch*


Congratulations Nick, you actually surprised me. I can't believe I just watched you smear your own shit over your face. The little taste was a nice touch too.

I can't find the video/picture. Um, not that I want to see it or anything... =\

calichix
07-29-2007, 10:23 AM
psshhhh. if it's not fully erect you can't tell my ass, dude. no penis is microscopic flaccid then morphs into superdick when it's hard.

Whiplash
07-29-2007, 10:27 AM
Lolz, You just called his penis microscopic.

Omni
07-29-2007, 10:28 AM
Noodlesfan, we want to see bloody and fully erected shaft!

Don't drag "we" into this. Keep your fantasies to yourself, you sick bastard.

Whiplash
07-29-2007, 10:30 AM
You know you wanne see it dude.

H1T_That
07-29-2007, 10:31 AM
He's pretty fucked up. But he's too much of a pussy to go ahead with it.

ZagmenO
07-29-2007, 02:00 PM
I'm glad Rag Doll manages to remove the pics before I come into the thread.

Andy
07-29-2007, 03:37 PM
I'm glad Rag Doll managed to remove the pics before I came into this thread.

Seconded.


I also took the liberty to fix your post.

Endymion
07-29-2007, 03:45 PM
he had it right, though. she's removed images multiple times, and he was commented that he's glad each time that sam had removed them prior to his entering the thread.

Andy
07-29-2007, 03:51 PM
But alas, I took the liberty to fix the post to apply to myself. The fact that Sam has rescued his innocent eyes before is merely an inconvenient coinceidence for me.

Harnum
07-29-2007, 04:33 PM
But alas, I took the liberty to fix the post to apply to myself. The fact that Sam has rescued his innocent eyes before is merely an inconvenient coinceidence for me.

Ooh, nice save. Touché. (lawlz, gay french word)

Unfortunately, I had to see his bleeding wiener. He had it labeled under "Harry Potter Spoilers." I didn't believe it, but I still wondered what the fuck he was posting. Mistake... I know. :( :(

Lizardus
07-29-2007, 07:02 PM
This is what he gets for dicking around.

0r4ng3
07-29-2007, 07:18 PM
I see what you did there.

Jakebert
07-29-2007, 07:47 PM
This thread will show up on Weekend Web sometime in the near future. I can feel it.

noodlesfan
07-29-2007, 07:57 PM
*Wonders whether that would be awesome or terrible*

Jebus
07-29-2007, 08:00 PM
Date of Birth: April 3, 1990
so is that sum cp?

coke_a_holic
07-29-2007, 08:16 PM
Gross, he's older than me.

Apathy
07-29-2007, 08:19 PM
noodlesfan is only 17?

I always thought he was so much older and thus even more of a creepy perv. I always thought of him as a MarkBryan meets wannabe GG Allin.

noodlesfan
07-29-2007, 10:04 PM
so is that sum cp?

Would any average American consider any of that to be porn?

JohnnyNemesis
07-29-2007, 10:05 PM
I wish he was fuckin' dead.

HeadAroundU
07-30-2007, 12:25 AM
Don't drag "we" into this. Keep your fantasies to yourself, you sick bastard.
Nah, I'm encouraging him. I don't really want to see it.

Noodlesfan, how long is your dick when it's hard?

Paint_It_Black
07-30-2007, 04:57 AM
Didn't someone once say he'd posted his address?

I want to mail all this shit to his parents. This kid needs help, and I'm not even joking one bit. Anyone who followed that link he posted will understand.

HeadAroundU
07-30-2007, 05:31 AM
haha, I don't want to see it. Just tell me what he did. :D

Paint_It_Black
07-30-2007, 07:13 AM
It's a forum for sick fucks like noodlesfan. They post pictures like the kind he posts here and talk about how hot it is. I suspect it's probably mostly frequented by old gay pedophiles.

They seem to dare each other to do sick shit and post pictures/videos of it. Noodlesfan posted a video of himself taking a shit, in great detail, and then smearing it over his own face. Oh, he also eats some of it.

It also appears that at least one person on there sent him money to do it. So he's sort of a prostitute too.

Harnum
07-30-2007, 07:16 AM
Shit-faced prostitute!

Sin Studly
07-30-2007, 07:21 AM
Can somebody plz give his parents the url?

noodlesfan
07-30-2007, 07:34 AM
Attention:

Florida address is now old folks who bought it, I live in New Hampshire. Feel free to send pictures and videos to old folks, I'm sure they would appreciate it.

Paint_It_Black
07-30-2007, 07:44 AM
If anyone has the address we can try it on the offchance. If he's telling the truth they might have a forwarding address anyway.

H1T_That
07-30-2007, 10:06 AM
Is it wrong of me to want to see said video/pic?

HeadAroundU
07-30-2007, 11:28 AM
Shit-faced prostitute!
lolz, great potential for gang-raping.

Is it wrong of me to want to see said video/pic?
Kind of, it is. Well, I don't want to see it. Some people are naturally curious so they really have to see it, they are not sick. You have watched Hostel 2 and you said 'not enough of gore' or something like that. I think Hostel 2 is a really sick movie. As long as you won't get turned on, you should be OK. You seem to have some slight deviation.

- Dr. HAU

H1T_That
07-30-2007, 12:15 PM
lolz, great potential for gang-raping.

Kind of, it is. Well, I don't want to see it. Some people are naturally curious so they really have to see it, they are not sick. You have watched Hostel 2 and you said 'not enough of gore' or something like that. I think Hostel 2 is a really sick movie. As long as you won't get turned on, you should be OK. You seem to have some slight deviation.

- Dr. HAU

Insightful doctor. Thanks for that.

Sin Studly
07-30-2007, 12:56 PM
HAU's right, It's natural to want to see the video/pics. But you will regret it.

H1T_That
07-30-2007, 01:03 PM
From previous responses, i already know that afterwards i'll wish i'd never watched. Curiosity killed the cat.

Great Mike
07-30-2007, 01:31 PM
Tonight I feel mighty and I won't look the photos, videos or anything else from this guy, but I reckon I'm curious.

I'm curious about how he started to make such things. It was just to get attention? Did he enjoy degrading himself since he began with this sort of "games"? Is he considering dedicating his life to the perverts business? Does he have any goal?

Noodlesfan, talk about yourself because I'll give you all the attention you are looking for. Try to answer those questions before getting banned or something.

Bazza
07-30-2007, 01:43 PM
Human curiosity took the better of me and I actually bothered to watch and I was slightly dissapointed. The lump of shit was about the same size as his penis, quite insignificant really.

H1T_That
07-30-2007, 01:47 PM
Unrealted:

Baz, is your avatar that guy from the quiz on teletext? The one where you used the 4 colour buttons to answer?

Bazza
07-30-2007, 01:48 PM
Yup, it's Bamber Boozle

H1T_That
07-30-2007, 01:48 PM
Those were awesome times.

noodlesfan
07-30-2007, 01:49 PM
Tonight I feel mighty and I won't look the photos, videos or anything else from this guy, but I reckon I'm curious.

I'm curious about how he started to make such things. It was just to get attention? Did he enjoy degrading himself since he began with this sort of "games"? Is he considering dedicating his life to the perverts business? Does he have any goal?

Noodlesfan, talk about yourself because I'll give you all the attention you are looking for. Try to answer those questions before getting banned or something.

I did it all for the lulz.

H1T_That
07-30-2007, 01:52 PM
I did it all for the lulz.

I gotta say. I lol'd.

It wasn't epic lulz mind you.

Omni
07-30-2007, 04:14 PM
I don't know how it got started, but since one user likened him to G.G Allin, he's now gone out of his way on a huge try-hard scheme just to prove to everyone how twisted he is in every topic he can. It's lost it's shock value, and it's getting to the point where you just roll your eyes at it. Remember the Spongebob episode where he rips his pants? Yeah.

Sin Studly
07-30-2007, 04:21 PM
Hey noodlesfan, I dare you dunk your cock and balls into a cup of petrol and leave them there for a full minute.

Jakebert
07-30-2007, 05:01 PM
Noodlesfan, I dare you to drink this:
http://www.theworkscleans.com/images/theworks_toiletcleaner.gif

ZagmenO
07-30-2007, 05:17 PM
Oh shit!!! We can turn this into a "dare noodlesfan" thread.

I can't come up with anything right now.

Paint_It_Black
07-30-2007, 09:32 PM
It's lost it's shock value, and it's getting to the point where you just roll your eyes at it.

Yeah, you're right. I bet you haven't watched the video though. It didn't shock me, because nothing generally shocks me. But it did convince me that he's a genuine freak and not just a try-hard.

Omni
07-30-2007, 10:39 PM
To Jake: Good choice. That stuff has to be 3x more powerful than CLR.

To Paint: You're right, I haven't. I'm probably not missing anything though.

Revolver-2005?
07-31-2007, 12:01 AM
I can't believe I watched that horrible video for even a second. My computer screen actually started to go on the fritz afterwards.

Swallow a nail. I don't mean that in a mean way either, I just want to know if you'll do it.

noodlesfan
07-31-2007, 12:45 AM
Swallow a nail. I don't mean that in a mean way either, I just want to know if you'll do it.
No

Noodlesfan, I dare you to drink this:
http://www.theworkscleans.com/images/theworks_toiletcleaner.gif
No


Hey noodlesfan, I dare you dunk your cock and balls into a cup of petrol and leave them there for a full minute.
I'll wait until petrol is cheaper. I'll shave my pubic hairs off and write your name there.

Jakebert
07-31-2007, 09:50 AM
To Jake: Good choice. That stuff has to be 3x more powerful than CLR.

The warning label on the back always makes me laugh. "Have person sip water if able to swallow". And it can be turned into an explosive.

Noodlesfan: you're a pussy. I don't believe you're even close to as fucked up as you tell us you are. Drink the toilet bowl cleaner and then I'll believe you.

Professor Chaos
07-31-2007, 09:56 AM
At least gargle it.

Sin Studly
07-31-2007, 02:38 PM
I'll wait until petrol is cheaper. I'll shave my pubic hairs off and write your name there.

Just go to a gas station and squirt some into a metal can and walk off without paying. Nobody will try to stop you because they'll think you're a fucked-up chromer that might stab them.

noodlesfan
07-31-2007, 02:52 PM
What's your last name Justin? I want to immortalize your name above my dick.

Paint_It_Black
07-31-2007, 03:06 PM
What's your last name Justin? I want to immortalize your name above my pathetic little stub.

Fixed it for you.

Great Mike
07-31-2007, 04:16 PM
Am I the only one in here who doesn't know what happens when you dunk your cock and balls into a cup of petrol and leave them there for a full minute?

Andy
07-31-2007, 04:28 PM
Only one way to find out, Mikey Boy.

Jakebert
07-31-2007, 04:29 PM
I don't know what it will do either, I'm just assuming it'll disfigure him in some way.

nieh
07-31-2007, 04:42 PM
I'm assuming it'll burn like fuck.

HornyPope
07-31-2007, 09:29 PM
What's your last name Justin? I want to immortalize your name above my dick.

It's Fenton. I'll double whatever money you were going to ask from him if you add a <3 before his name for the shoot.

Sin Studly
07-31-2007, 11:11 PM
Am I the only one in here who doesn't know what happens when you dunk your cock and balls into a cup of petrol and leave them there for a full minute?

I know what happens when it's accidently splashed on your crotch and soaks its way to your junk, so I can guess.

edit ; a full minute might disfigure his stuff, but I assume the pain will make him pull out before then. Consider it an extreme hot-sauce jerkoff.

HornyPope
07-31-2007, 11:46 PM
I had lice few times as a kid and my mom treated it with gasoline and rubbing with a really rough sponge (how do you call those? eerily similar to the fabric you wash scrub dishes with) ? It kind of... burned... but none to bad. I held in for 15 minutes.

noodlesfan
08-01-2007, 12:31 AM
Your mother scrubbed lice off your balls with gasoline?

JohnnyNemesis
08-01-2007, 06:31 AM
I had lice few times as a kid and my mom treated it with gasoline and rubbing with a really rough sponge (how do you call those? eerily similar to the fabric you wash scrub dishes with) ? It kind of... burned... but none to bad. I held in for 15 minutes.

Steel wool?

HornyPope
08-01-2007, 06:51 AM
Steel wool?

Hmm no, I don't think it was that bad. Come to think of it, I don't really remember what she used to scrub. Maybe she just passed with comb, and it only seemed like she was scrubbing.


Your mother scrubbed lice off your balls with gasoline?

No, my head. My big head. I mean the one on my shoulders.

Lizardus
08-01-2007, 12:36 PM
noodlesfan
What's your last name Justin? I want to immortalize your name above my pathetic little stub.

His real name is Brendon Small.

HeadAroundU
08-01-2007, 12:50 PM
Noodlesfan, how long is your dick when it's hard?
Don't let me ask again, bitch. I have seen your bloody dick and you can't tell that.

noodlesfan
08-01-2007, 01:15 PM
You misleading bastard. I asked you if you wanted to see it and you said no.
http://i33.photobucket.com/albums/d66/NickRaciti/untitled-1.png

HeadAroundU
08-01-2007, 01:19 PM
I don't want to see it again. Idiot. Read the question again.

calichix
08-02-2007, 12:55 AM
carve "laura-star" into your wrists plz. :)

Homer
08-02-2007, 01:29 AM
Hmm no, I don't think it was that bad. Come to think of it, I don't really remember what she used to scrub. Maybe she just passed with comb, and it only seemed like she was scrubbing.

SOS pad ?

Offspring-Junkie
08-02-2007, 03:28 AM
Is me the only one to think that it's sick to encourage a perverted 17-year-old to any bloody shit? I'm glad I didn't see all the sick pictures you are posting about. Get over it, everyone.