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sKratch
08-05-2007, 11:33 AM
My Internet connection is better than yours.
Edit: But my ftp apparently blows nuts. Pic coming soon.
Edit 2: There we go.
http://www.skratch-zero.com/crap/lolspeedtest.jpg

Little_Miss_1565
08-05-2007, 12:06 PM
My shit sucks! HOw do I make it not suck!

ZagmenO
08-05-2007, 12:18 PM
My internet service is Comcast. Comcast can go suck on a camel's dick and get raped in the anus by a motherfucking whale.
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Let me tell you all the tale of a sad person who chose Comcast as his internet provider. We'll use the name "ZogminO." ZogminO was a happy-go-lucky fellow who loved using the internet on his "high speed" internet provider. It worked for a few weeks at a time. But one day, when ZogminO tried to log onto his favorite band's message board, a message came up that said: "Unable to connect." There was a "Try Again" button. He clicked that button over and over...but nothing happened. Zog lost all hope until he clicked a 50th time and it slowly brought him to the page he wanted to go to. As ZogminO tried to make a spam thread in the "off-topic" section of the board, the internet froze and logged him off. He tolerated this nonsense for a little over a month. That is until, he went to a much bigger web site. Things started happening that didn't make any sense at all!!! White screens, pop-ups, voices, gay porn, web sites he did not intend to log onto. "No!" he said. "This must be a nightmare!!!" However, it wasn't. All his neighbors had Verizon. They could browse the net with great ease and no trouble at all. Comcast seemed to have had a rebellious mind of its own. It even did things to Zog's computer, like increase the screen-size and shut down the thing! Spyware would be coming from nowhere.

ZogminO wanted to get Verizon at that point, but it was too late. Verizon was booked for several months. He had to deal with Comcast for a long, long time before he could get Verizon and end the nightmare.
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This has been a public service message by Zaggington T. Meno, telling you to get Verizon...and not Comcast!!! ;);)

HeadAroundU
08-05-2007, 12:29 PM
http://www.speedtest.net/result/165731383.png (http://www.speedtest.net)

Tijs
08-05-2007, 01:15 PM
http://img406.imageshack.us/img406/2088/speedtestxa5.jpg

My upload kind of sucks...

sKratch
08-05-2007, 01:46 PM
The point of this thread was supposed to be that no one would beat me Tijs :[ You're out of the club.

Andy
08-05-2007, 02:25 PM
Don't worry, mine is so damn bad I cancel out Tijs' internetal* jamminess.



* "internetal" should so be a legitimate word.

HeadAroundU
08-05-2007, 02:38 PM
Link to that test, please.

Andy
08-05-2007, 04:30 PM
Here you go.

http://i13.tinypic.com/53r1nrt.jpg

Llamas
08-05-2007, 04:41 PM
<a href="http://speedtest.dslreports.com"><img border=0 src="http://www.dslreports.com/im/34709238/3469.png"></a>

haha I dunno if that works... but my connection ROCKS! But it's free, so I'm not really complaining. :D

sKratch
08-05-2007, 04:57 PM
HAU, speedtest.net I believe.

arak0r
08-05-2007, 05:41 PM
eh, just be glad there arent any koreans on here atm.

sKratch
08-05-2007, 05:48 PM
Koreans should be banned from the regular Internet and be confined to a private Korea-only Internet.

HeadAroundU
08-06-2007, 03:05 PM
HAU, speedtest.net I believe.
Ah, the one I use but I have to click MY PAST RESULTS, dumbos.
http://i2.photobucket.com/albums/y33/HeadAroundU/speedtest.jpg

SkunkIt
08-06-2007, 03:20 PM
I have the worst, but it seems to work fine.


http://img62.imageshack.us/img62/2950/ertyehr8.png