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Jakebert
08-16-2007, 10:48 AM
We've done "Best" and "Lyrics that Describe You", so I figure in an attempt to scrape the bottom of the barrel of thread ideas, we could do "worst". It can be either songs you love or songs you hate, doesn't matter. As long as the lyrics suck.

My first entry is a song I hate.

From underneath the trees, we watch the sky
Confusing stars for satellites
I never dreamed that you’d be mine
But here we are, we’re here tonight

Singing Amen, I’m alive
Singing Amen, I’m alive

If everyone cared and nobody cried
If everyone loved and nobody lied
If everyone shared and swallowed their pride
We’d see the day when nobody died
And I’m singing

Amen I, I’m alive
Amen I, I’m alive

And in the air the fireflies
Our only light in paradise
We’ll show the world they were wrong
And teach them all to sing along

Singing Amen I’m alive
Singing Amen I’m alive

If everyone cared and nobody cried
If everyone loved and nobody lied
If everyone shared and swallowed their pride
We’d see the day when nobody died
If everyone cared and nobody cried
If everyone loved and nobody lied
If everyone shared and swallowed their pride
We’d see the day when nobody died

And as we lie beneath the stars
We realize how small we are
If they could love like you and me
Imagine what the world could be

If everyone cared and nobody cried
If everyone loved and nobody lied
If everyone shared and swallowed their pride
We’d see the day when nobody died

We’d see the day, we’d see the day
When nobody died
We’d see the day, we’d see the day
When nobody died
We’d see the day when nobody died

Professor Chaos
08-16-2007, 10:57 AM
My graduating class chose that as our song last year.


I wanted to fucking die.

nieh
08-16-2007, 11:08 AM
Sunny Day Real Estate - Television. Not every line is bad, but the ones that are are horrendous.

Shes always around and under my skin
Watching her move how she tells a story
Its only a dream of lovers and lies
Shes cruel and shes free like television

Shes in my head
Like television
Shes in my head

We fall into bed our tongues are tied
Her lips and her eyes are so disarming
And when we embrace she pulls me inside
I wake up alone with television

Crawl around the story
Oh, how the waves wash over me
Lost inside her story

Shes in my head
Like television
Shes in my head

She shows me the world I see through her eyes
The beauty of brave new understanding
Its only a dream of lovers and lies
I carry with me in all my vision

Shes always around and under my skin
Watching her move how she tells a story
And when we embrace she pulls me inside
Shes cruel and shes free like television

Crawl around the story
Oh, how the waves wash over me
Lost inside her story

Shes in my head
Like television
Like television


Unwritten Law - Slow Dance

Hey pretty face I'll sping you outta control
We're gonna dance, dance, dance
'til the end of the show

We gotta move, baby, baby so come on let's go
I gotta rock in my pocket, what you think that it's for

Let's Go

Yeah, are you lookin' for the long way home?
Do you love me, yeah, yeah
Yeah, are you lookin' for the long way home?

I hide away from the sunshine
We keep goin' until the morning light
I hide away from the sunshine
And these are the good times yea alright

Slow dance, take a chance with me
Dance with me, dance with me, go go

So come on suga suga to the top of the ride
We'll be all right, little momma, we're still up all night

So take a chance, slow dance with me, don't you know I got the plan, take my hand 'cause I'm ready to go

Alright

Slow dance, take a chance with me,
take off your pants with me
Dance with me, dance with me, go go

XYlophonetreeZ
08-16-2007, 11:13 AM
I could fill this entire thread with Army of Freshmen lyrics. They're so bad that they're actually funny.

Juliet

She's an angel in the hallway, in the stands and at the mall
I see her everywhere I go she don't see me at all
I serenade her cellphone but I never hit send
I'd ask for some advice, but I don't have any friends

I am the one on IM with the 37 names
Tonight it's Captain Elvis, lately he's been on his game
I'm takin' up karate and I'm savin' for a tat
'Cause anyone who's anyone knows girls are into that

She's so cold, freezing like disco,
Outlook is so-so, Romeo
I'm burning, covered in blisters
Wish I could kiss her, Juliet, Juliet

She's the picture of perfection, I'm a legend in my mind
They say that only fools rush in, well I'm the first in line
I'm working on a battle plan and wishing on a star
I doubt that she'd go out with me 'cause I don't have a car
That I can drive around in circles, does she love me, does she not?
Either way it doesn't matter 'cause I'm giving it a shot
It's not like if she shoots me down it's headline breaking news
'Cause I may be a loser but I don't have much to lose

Wide-eyed, tongue-tied drama like Shakespeare

She's so cold, freezing like disco,
Outlook is so-so, Romeo
I'm burning, covered in blisters,
Wish I could kiss her, Juliet

I know who she is and I know who I'm not
And I know what it takes and it's not what I've got
But if you start from the heart and you end with a smile
Miracles happen every once in a while

She's so cold, freezing like disco,
Outlook is so-so, Romeo
I'm burning, covered in blisters,
Wish I could kiss her, Juliet, Juliet

Wide-eyed, tongue-tied drama like Shakespeare

JohnnyNemesis
08-16-2007, 11:34 AM
Unwritten Law - Slow Dance

Fuck you, I was gonna include that and you know it!

For this thread though, my suggestions: anything by Monster Magnet or Deftones.

nieh
08-16-2007, 11:36 AM
No Incubus though?

JohnnyNemesis
08-16-2007, 11:38 AM
How could I forget! Yes, of course, Incubus too.

Jack the Tripper
08-16-2007, 11:58 AM
"MacArthur Park"- Richard Harris

Someone left a cake out in the rain
I don't know if I should take it
'Cause it took so long to bake it
And I'll never have that recipe again
Ohhh nooooooooooooo

0r4ng3
08-16-2007, 12:11 PM
I know it's "Other Bands", but still.

Head over heels I've fit in before
Now I don't wanna do it no more
I've held it all in with blood on my face
Built it up man so bad you can taste

I don't slag no one
I don't even judge
Don't give a shit 'cause I'm not gonna budge
I just want to be who I want to be
Guess that's hard for others to see

[Chorus]
I'm not a trendy asshole
I do what I want
I do what I feel like
I'm not a trendy asshole
Don't give a fuck
If it's good enough for you
'Cause I am alive

Smash is the way you feel all alone
Like an outcast you're out on your own
Smash is the way you deal with your life
Like an outcast you're smashing your strife

Head over heels I've fit in before
Now I don't want to do it no more
I just want to be who I want to be
Guess that's hard for others to see

Also,

Someday you gotta find another way, you better right your mind
and live by what you say
Today is just another day unless you set your sights and try to find a way
I say fuck authority
Silent majority
Raised by the system
Now it's time to rise against them
We're sick of your treason
Sick of your lies
Fuck no, we won't listen
We're gonna open your eyes
Frustration, domination, feel the rage of a new generation,
we're livin', we're dyin' and we're never gonna stop, stop tryin'
Stop tryin'
Stop tryin', stop tryin'

You know the time is right to take control,
we gotta take offense against the status quo
No way, not gonna stand for it today, fight for your rights,
it's time we had our say

I say fuck authority
Silent majority
Raised by the system
Now it's time to rise against them
We're sick of your treason
Sick of your lies
Fuck no, we won't listen
We're gonna open your eyes
Frustration, domination, feel the rage of a new generation,
we're livin', we're dyin', we take the time and will endless try and destroy,
enjoy, you fight the world, become a new toy, dominate, eliminate,
do you feel the wrath, wrath of hate?

Fuck authority
Silent majority
Raised by the system
Now it's time to rise against them
We're sick of your treason
Sick of your lies
Fuck no, we won't listen
We're gonna open your eyes
Frustration, domination, feel the rage of a new generation,
we're livin', we're dyin' and we're never gonna stop, stop tryin'
Stop tryin'
Stop tryin', stop tryin'

coke_a_holic
08-16-2007, 12:21 PM
Golden Rod
and the 4-H Stone
Things I brought you
When I found out you had cancer of the bone.

I love Sufjan Stevens, but there is no such thing as osteocancer. I always giggle a little at the beginning of the song, but the rest of it's fucking amazing.


Also,

I am the antichrist
I am an anarcheiste

is ridiculous. The rest of the song is just as bad, but that first line makes me want to go crazy when I realize just how popular they got.

Jakebert
08-16-2007, 01:28 PM
JohnnyNemesis, Incubus 4 u! This song is even worse when you actually hear it, because you can just tell that Brandon Boyd thinks he's the first person to ever say "Have you ever tried to step in my shoes", and he tries to sound so profound.

To get up and walk away will be too easy
So stay and stand your ground just watch your mouth with me
On the back of every right, there’s a wrong looming
So here you and I should tread assault
As these razorblades for boots will it be

Have you ever tried to step in my shoes?
Have you ever tried to balance that beam?
And if you ever try to fit in my shoes
They’ll never be quite as soft as they seem

Unabashed honesty would be ideal
But a prophet did once say, that honesty’s our only word
So where do we go from here? Abandon ship now!
My problem is you made me melt and I don’t want to be frozen anymore

Have you ever tried to step in my shoes?
Have you ever tried to balance that beam?
And if you ever try to fit in my shoes
They’ll never be quite as soft as they seem

Ooh oooh no oh no

Have you ever, have you ever tried to, I have never, I have never tried to!

Have you ever tried to step in my shoes?
Have you ever tried to balance that beam?
And if you ever try to fit in my shoes
They’ll never be quite as soft as they seem

Also, one can't forget how horrible nu metal lyrics are:

(Do you feel that?)
(Oh shit)
Ooh ah ah ah ah!
Ooh ah ah ah ah!
Drowning deep in my sea of loathing
Broken your servant I kneel
(Will you give it to me?)
It seems what's left of my human side
Is slowly changing ... in me
(Will you give it to me?)

Looking at my own reflection
When suddenly it changes
Violently it changes
Oh no, There is no turning back now
You've woken up the demon ... in me

Get up, come on get down with the sickness
Get up, come on get down with the sickness
Get up, come on get down with the sickness
Open up your hate, and let it flow into me
Get up, come on get down with the sickness
You mother get up
Come on get down with the sickness
You fucker get up
Come on get down with the sickness
Madness is the gift, that has been given to me

I can see inside you, the sickness is rising
Don't try to deny what you feel
(Will you give it to me?)
It seems that all that was good has died
And is decaying in me
(Will you give it to me?)

It seems you're having some trouble
In dealing with these changes
Living with these changes
Oh no, the world is a scary place
Now that you've woken up the demon ... in me

Get up, come on get down with the sickness
Get up, come on get down with the sickness
Get up, come on get down with the sickness
Open up your hate, and let it flow into me
Get up, come on get down with the sickness
You mother get up
Come on get down with the sickness
You fucker get up
Come on get down with the sickness
Madness is the gift, that has been given to me

And when I dream
And when I dream
And when I dream
And when I dream!!!!
No mommy, don't do it again
Don't do it again
I'll be a good boy
I'll be a good boy, I promise
No mommy don't hit me Oh-oohh
Why did you have to hit me like that mommy?
Don't do it! You're hurting me Oh-oohh!
Why did you have to be such a bitch?
Why don't you,
Why don't you fuck off and die?
Why can't you just fuck off and die?
Why can't you just leave here and die?
Never stick your hand in my face again bitch
FUCK YOU!!!
I don't need this shit
You stupid sadistic abusive fucking whore
Would you like to see how it feels mommy?
Here it comes, get ready to die!

0r4ng3
08-16-2007, 01:58 PM
http://imgs.xkcd.com/comics/a_simple_plan.jpg

Stranger With Candy
08-16-2007, 02:23 PM
Limp Bizkit wins the thread

Ladies and gentlemen!
Introducing the Chocolate Starfish!
and the Hotdog Flavored Water
Bring it on!
Get the fuck up!
Yeah!
Check, one, two

Listen up, listen up!
Here we go
It's a fucked up world
A fucked up place
Everybody's judged by their fucked up face
Fucked up dreams
Fucked up life
A fucked up kid
With a fucked up knife
Fucked up moms
And fucked dads
It's a fucked up a cop
With a fucked up badge
Fucked up job
With fucked up pay
And a fucked up boss
Is a fucked up pain
Fucked up press
And fucked up lies
Well, Lethal's in the back
With the fact of the fires

Hey, it's on
Everybody knows it's on
Hey, it's on
Everybody knows it's on

Ain't it a shame that you can't say "Fuck"
Fuck's just a word
And it's all fucked up
Like a fucked up punk
With a fucked up mouth
A nine inch nail
I'll get knocked the fuck out
Fucked up aids
From fucked up sex
Fake ass titties
On a fucked up chest
We're all fucked up
So whatcha wanna do?
We fucked up me
And fucked up you

You wanna fuck me like an animal
You'd like to burn me on the inside
You like to think that I'm a perfect drug
Just know that nothing you do
Will bring you closer to me

Ain't life a bitch?
A fucked up bitch
A fucked up sore with a fucked up stitch
A fucked up head
Is a fucked up shame
Swinging on my nuts
Is a fucked up game
Jealousy filling up a fucked up mind
It's real fucked up
Like a fucked up crime
If I say "Fuck", two more times
That's fourty six "Fucks" in this fucked up rhyme

It's on
Everybody knows it's on
Hey, it's on
Everybody knows it's on

You wanna fuck me like an animal
You'd like to burn me on the inside
You like to think that I'm a perfect drug
Just know that nothing you do
Will bring you closer to me

Hooo Haaa Haaaw!
Listen up baby
You.. can't.. bring.. me.. (bring me).. down
I.. don't.. think.. so
I don't want some
You.. better.. check.. your.. (check it).. self
Before.. you.. wreck.. your.. self
Kiss.. my.. star.. fish
My.. choco.. late.. Starfish.. punk
Kiss.. my.. star.. fish
My.. choco.. late.. Starfish.. punk

You wanna fuck me like an animal
You'd like to burn me on the inside
You like to think that I'm a perfect drug
Just know that nothing you do
Will bring you closer to me

Nineteen Seventy Nine
08-16-2007, 03:14 PM
Here's a song I like, but the lyrics suck.

"Woman" by Wolfmother

Woman,
You know you,
Woman,
You gotta be,
Woman,
I've got to feeling alone,
When you're talking to me, see right through me,
I've got to feeling alone

She's a woman, you know what i mean,
You better listen, listen to me
She's gonna set you free oh oh yeah....

You've come looking for me, like i've got to set you free
You know i can't free nobody,
You've come looking for me, like i've got to set you free,
I can't be nobody.

She's a woman you know what i mean,
You better listen,listen to me,
She's gonna set you free oh oh yeah

Woman,
You know you,
Woman,
You gotta be,
Woman,
I've got to feeling alone,
When you're talking to me, you see right through me,
I've got to feeling alone

She's a woman, you know what i mean,
You better listen, listen to me
She's gonna set you free oh oh yeah....

Autonomist
08-16-2007, 11:32 PM
It's almost too easy to do (HED) PE, but anyways;

You are now about to witness the power of hardcore

Welcome to the pit motherfucker

Yeah bitches
Guess who's back?

Get the kids out the room right now
It's gonna get real dirty and shit

(Yeah Daddy, I was born to ride)
OK
(Yeah Daddy, I was born to ride)
OK
(Yeah Daddy, I was born to ride)

Motherfuckin this is grown folks business
(Yeah Daddy, I was born to ride)

Let's get high
Let's get fucked

Yeah Daddy, I was born to ride
If I suck your dick will you put it inside me?

This right here gets you warmed up for the motherfuckin album
Let's you know what's comin
This is like foreplay for you bitches

You can't just jump right into pussy
You gotta get that shit ready man

You gotta play with the pussy
Talk to the pussy
Make friends with the pussy
Take your motherfuckin time with the pussy

Like this
(Get it wet first)
OK
(Get it wet)
Right
(Get it wet first)

Daddy gonna fuck it all nite

I dedicate this album to everybody out there
Born to ride
Down for life

Stay hard motherfuckers
Most of all represent yourself
Be yourself
Even though everybody around you is turning into a bunch of faggots

I can't fuckin stand this man

And that's just track 1 on a 13 track album that doesn't pick up at all.

punkrockcowboy
08-16-2007, 11:59 PM
Wow those are hilarious. I think so far the honors go to Nickleback for most cliche, and Hed PE for the most juvenile retarded redundant lyrics ever. I never noticed the NIN references in Limp Bizkit... but then again I wasn't paying much attention when I heard that song. Incubus has some really really good lyrics, but they also have really really bad ones, that are quite awful and awkward because as you said Brandon Boyd thinks he's being so deep.

Llamas
08-17-2007, 12:12 AM
Breathing, killing, seething, willing
Fighting, biting, hating, waiting for you
I don't know why I try

Give it, get it, live it, let it
Dedicated, nothing sacred for you
I can't see you I'm blind

In your eyes, see all the lies
The alibis, That I despise
In your eyes, all the lies
Alibis, I despise
See the lies, spirit dies
Your disguise, Monster size

Wreak havoc, I'm crippled
Erasing, Refacing
So worthless, no mercy
Your polluted soul, is so corrupted

-------------------------------

Liar, liar, pants on fire
And the pills go down and get you higher
Baby bottle's burning, motherfucker
And the mother hates him like the daughter
Only god and maker gripping tighter
Saying you will burn in hell, they say
You will burn in hell

Liar, liar, pants on fire
Liar, liar, stop your soul from catching
Fire, fire, god and maker
Liar, liar, pants on fire

Liar, liar, house of fire
And the glass tastes messy chew it louder
bet your tummy hurts you, you motherfucker
mother never loved you
father touched you with the hand of god
He's gripping tighter
Saying you will burn in hell, they say
You will burn in hell

Liar, liar, pants on fire
Liar, liar, stop your soul from catching
Fire, fire, god and maker
Liar, liar, you fucking liar

You're gonna burn in hell
You're gonna burn in hell
Hell, hell, hell
You will burn in hell, they say
You will burn in hell

Fucking liar

Liar, liar, pants on fire
Liar, liar, stop your soul from catching
Fire, fire, god and maker
Liar, liar, you fucking liar

Liar, liar, pants on fire
Liar, liar, stop your soul from catching
Fire, fire, god and maker
Liar, liar, you fucking liar
You fucking liar

Liar, liar, you fucking liar [3x]

Liar, liar, pants on fire
Hanging from a telephone wire

offspringer24
08-17-2007, 02:14 AM
and the winner is....................anything by greenday :D

smash has great lyrics too, do you understand them?

coke_a_holic
08-17-2007, 02:27 AM
and the winner is....................anything by greenday :D

smash has great lyrics too, do you understand them?

Of course he does, he's just a trendy asshole and is kinda pissed because he knows that Dexter does what he wants, does what he feels like, but he does only what others around him are doing. Bummer.

RickyCrack
08-17-2007, 02:53 AM
unfortunately they don't have lyrics posted, but chiczech out my band, http://www.myspace.com/dtoxrockers

coke_a_holic
08-17-2007, 03:28 AM
Oh fuck! I wasn't sure if it was him or not. Oh well, at least now I have something to write about when I need songs for my band. You should check us out:

www.myspace.com/dtoxrockers

JohnnyNemesis
08-17-2007, 07:16 AM
smash has great lyrics too, do you understand them?

Oh god someone fucking kill me. NOW.

Jakebert
08-17-2007, 03:11 PM
I can't believe we haven't done a Blink 182 song in here yet. I almost forgot how horrible their lyrics are.

Mom and dad they quite don't understand it,
all the kids they laugh as if they planned it
Why do girls wanna pierce their nose,
and walk around in torn pantyhose,oh yeah

I like the ones you say, they listen to the punk rock
I like the kids who fight, against how they were brought up
They hate the trends and think it's fucked to care,
it's cool when this piss people off with what they wear,oh yeah

So give me one good reason,
why we need to be like them
Kids will have fun and offend,
they don't want to and don't fit in

Hate the jocks and preps,the hippie fuckin' scum bags
Heavy metalers with their awfull pussy hair bands
counting seconds until we can get away,
ditching school almost every single day,oh yeah

So give me one good reason,
why we need to be like them
Kids will have fun and often,
they don't want to end up there

So give me one good reason,
why we need to be like them
Kids will have fun and often,
they don't want to end up there

Also, this thread has given me a refound love of the pure stupidity of the people who post on Songmeanings.net.


i know. but what i hate the most is the fucked up people who say they love blink and then go buy clothes from old navy and listen to there n sync shit. tehy dont deserve to hear punk cus they dont appreciate it.

fuck trends, do whats in your heart - do the punk rock


ha...this song reminds me of...me. my mom should listen to this shit. she hates how i dress and how my friends dress.
"Mom and dad they quite don't understand it"
*sigh* this song makes me love summer.


In clarksville theres only few punks and the rest are preps or there just posers and i think this song is like the anthem or the theme for punks everywhere

<3<3<3<3

nieh
08-17-2007, 03:16 PM
Saves the Day - As Your Ghost Takes Flights

The last time I saw you, August of '99, I should have had my hammer and a few rusty spikes to nail you on a wall and use bottles to catch your blood and display you for the neighbors so they know your time had come. And I'd drink your blood and feel it dripping down my throat as it heads for my heart. And as your body sags and the stench rises in vain, the people on the street are collecting in dismay. Before their eyes your head lifts towards the sky and that's the last thing they'll remember of you. You've become a ghost. You're floating somewhere in between the waking world and a landscape of dreams. Well it's nothing but dying. You've got a grenade stuck in your teeth and you're pulling at the pin. You're an illusion, just a shadow flickering underneath the sun.

Andy
08-17-2007, 04:33 PM
smash has great lyrics too, do you understand them?

lolololololololololololol

Iamstupid
08-17-2007, 05:28 PM
Lol @ Blink 182 :D

C'mon, let's see now The Exploited

Song : You're A fucking Bastard

Lyrics :

You're a fucking bastard
You're a fucking bastard
A shit fuck too
You're a fucking bastard
You're a fucking bastard
You're a fucking bastard
A shit fuck too
You're a fucking bastard
You're a fucking bastard
You're a fucking bastard
A shit fuck too
You're a fucking bastard
You're a fucking bastard
You're a fucking bastard
A shit fuck too

[Chorus]
And a shit fuck too [x4]

You're a fucking bastard
You're a fucking bastard
A shit fuck too
You're a fucking bastard
You're a fucking bastard
A shit fuck too
You're a fucking bastard
You're a fucking bastard
You're a fucking bastard
A shit fuck too
You're a fucking bastard
You're a fucking bastard
You're a fucking bastard
A shit fuck too

[Chorus]
And a shit fuck too [x4]

You're a fucking bastard
You're a fucking bastard
You're a fucking bastard
A shit fuck too
You're a fucking bastard
You're a fucking bastard
You're a fucking bastard
A shit fuck too

You're a fucking bastard
You're a fucking bastard
You're a fucking bastard
A shit fuck too
You're a fucking bastard
You're a fucking bastard
You're a fucking bastard
A shit fuck too

[Chorus]
And a shit fuck too [x4]

XYlophonetreeZ
08-17-2007, 05:41 PM
Carbon Leaf- Changeless

Call my friends to share some wine,
to share some laughs, and last goodbyes.
My photographs of these years
will make me laugh through the tears.

What are the odds, what are the odds
This ends and we don't meet again?
What are the odds, what are the odds
That I will miss your smile

Take a while, take awhile, take care and
fly away and see the world.
Take a while, take a while, take time, and
if you need rest, I'll keep your nest
changeless.

Let fondness be our souvenir.
To keep it warm, we'll keep it near,
otherwise with no heart to recall.
A memory's just a memory after all.
I will not leave this pulse alone
Though it may take the long way home,
I will not wait until the end
for my applause for you my friend.

What are the odds, what are the odds
This ends and we don't meet again?
What are the odds, what are the odds
This ends and we won't meet again?
What are the odds, What are the odds
That I have missed your smile?

Take a while, take awhile, take care and
fly away and see the world.
Take a while, take a while, take time, and
if you need rest, I'll keep your nest
changeless.



Paulson- Window Frames

Given in to this feeling that I'm on the verge of something.
It's an inch, it's a lift, it's just the way it is.
I should've chained the doors to save us from the walk-ins.
Now it's too late to turn the lights off and hide.

Last night you were next to me when the fire alarm went off.
We held each other on the feather bed quiet and calm.
But it was not the same, the names were changed,
and the window frames were in the wrong place
in my dreams where I didn't mess everything up.

I imagined a son and this not my imagination.
Honey, you're too sweet for my teeth and you're giving me cavities.
If you never run too fast, you'll never get winded.
No relationships are ever finished, just abandoned.

In this light, you're a silhouette and I'm gauged by what I'm told.
All I can see were the seventeen inches of snow.
It was not the same, the names were changed
And the window frames were in the wrong place
in my dreams where I didn't mess everything up.

Look what you did to me and my wisdom teeth.
Your lips were too sweet and they left me with cavities.

Jojan
08-17-2007, 06:16 PM
The band is great, but I just hate this song.


I was watering my rose garden and you walked by my place
I almost ran up to you in a lustful, unsensitive haste
I almost cried cause I acted so insensitive
But I wanted you to know about the feather-soft warmth I could give

I respect your feelings
I respect your gender
I respect your existence
I'll always be tender
Cause I respect your feelings
As a woman and a human

I'll be the pansy-growing gardener of our bouquet of love
A flower-wielding soldier with the grace of a dove
I'll love you all, heart, mind and soul, I'd never think of anything cheap
I'll read you some of my poems before you go to sleep

I respect your feelings
I respect your gender
I respect your existence
I'll always be tender
Cause I respect your feelings
As a woman and a human

.:SMASH:.
08-18-2007, 12:56 AM
Of course he does, he's just a trendy asshole and is kinda pissed because he knows that Dexter does what he wants, does what he feels like, but he does only what others around him are doing. Bummer.

OHHHHHH

You didn't just say that!

ZagmenO
08-18-2007, 08:02 PM
"Hold me now. I'm six feet from the edge and I'm thinking maybe six feet ain't so far down."

I mean seriously. What the fuck? Scott Stapp should've never tried to have written deep, metaphoric lyrics when he was drunk. Assuming he was.

Also, he was a terrible singer.

The End. ;);)

.:SMASH:.
08-18-2007, 08:05 PM
Mother - Danzig...Possibly the worst song I have ever heard

Mother
Tell your children not to walk my way
Tell your children not to hear my words
What they mean
What they say
Mother

Mother
Can you keep them in the dark for life
Can you hide them from the waiting world
Oh mother

Father
Gonna take your daughter out tonight
Gonna show her my world
Oh father

Not about to see your light
But if you wanna find hell with me
I can show you what it's like
Till you're bleeding

Not about to see your light
And if you wanna find hell with me
I can show you what it's

Mother
Tell your children not to hold my hand
Tell your children not to understand
Oh mother

Father
Do you wanna bang heads with me
Do you wanna feel everything
Oh father

Not about to see your light
if you wanna find hell with me
I can show you what it's like
Till you're bleeding

Not about to see your light
And if you wanna find hell with me
I can show you what it's
...like!

Not about to see your light
But if you wanna find hell with me
I can show you what it's like
Till you're bleeding

Not about to see your light
And if you wanna find hell with me
I can show you what it's like

Alleviate
08-19-2007, 04:44 PM
This song is so bad in every way. I cant believe anyone can consider them a punk band.

Girls & Boys (Good Charlotte)

Educated
With money
He's well dressed
Not funny
And not much to say in
Most conversations
But he'll foot the bill in
All situations
Cause he pays for everything

Girls don't like boys, girls like cars and money
Boys will laugh at girls when they're not funny

Paper
Or plastic
Don't matter
She'll have it
Vacations
And shopping sprees
These are a few
Of her favorite things
She'll get what she wants
If she's willing to please
His type of girl
Always comes with a fee
Hey, now, there's nothing for free

Girls don't like boys, girls like cars and money
Boys will laugh at girls when they're not funny
And these girls like these boys like these boys like these girls
The girls with the bodies like boys with Ferraris
Girls don't like boys, girls like cars and money

Let's go!
Eh, eh!

Girls don't like boys, girls like cars and money
Boys will laugh at girls when they're not funny
And these girls like these boys like these boys like these girls
The girls with the bodies like boys with Ferraris
Girls don't like boys, girls like cars and money

All of these boys, yeah get all of these girls
Losing their souls in a material world
All of these boys, yeah get all of these girls
Losing their souls in a material world
All of these boys, yeah get all of these girls
Losing their souls in a material world
All of these boys, yeah get all of these girls
Losing their souls in a material world

random_blankness
09-11-2007, 10:22 PM
"hey hey you you i dont like your girlfriend
no way no way i thinky ou need a new one."


talk about pure pathetic lazyness and no talent in whoever wrote that song.
if anybody is entertained by the teeny bopper music like that they deserve to be shot.im an angry person today

coke_a_holic
09-11-2007, 10:25 PM
Gee, thanks. I love that song.


Cock.

MyNameIsMud
09-12-2007, 03:12 AM
I was just complaining about Mars Volta in another thread, when another chance to insult them came along. What the hell are they doing on PunkLyrics.com? :mad:

A Plague Upon Your Hissing! (http://www.plyrics.com/lyrics/marsvolta/aplagueuponyourhissing.html) Ooooh.

All About Eve
09-12-2007, 05:25 AM
smash has great lyrics too, do you understand them?
I'm sorry, I had to sig this.

I'm going to add Patrick Monahan - "Her Eyes".



She's not afraid; she just likes to use her night light
When she gets paid, true religion gets it all
If they fit right.

She's a little bit manic, completely organic
Doesn't panic for the most part.

She's old enough to know, and young enough not to say no
To any chance that she gets for home plate tickets to see the Mets.
Like everybody, she's in over her head,
Dreads Feds, Grateful Dead, and doesn't take meds.

She's a Gemini Capricorn
Thinks all men are addicted to porn.
I don't agree with her half the time,
But, damn I'm glad she's mine.

Her eyes, that's where hope lies.
That's where blue skies
Meet the sunrise.
Her eyes, that's where I go
When I go home.

She got the kinda strength that every man wishes he had.
She loved Michael Jackson up until he made Bad.

Tells me that she lives about a hundred lives,
Scares me to death when she thinks and drives,
Says cowboy hats make her look fat,
and I'm so glad she?s mine.

She doesn't know the word 'impossible'
Don't care where I've been and doesn?t care where we're goin' to.
She takes me as I am, and that ain't easy.
She's beautiful. So beautiful.

And sometimes I think she's truly crazy.
And I love it.

ruroken
09-25-2007, 01:30 PM
You're easy-breezy and I'm Japanese-y

wheelchairman
09-25-2007, 06:05 PM
Summer of '69 deserves a spot, and I hate 0rang3 for posting Smash, but I'm gonna give it up for:

Don't Pull the Trigger by Gorky Park
Are too apathetic to see
That is crumbling at your feet
Holding on by the skin of it's teeth
Eroding, exploding
In the world with the burning fuse
What we don't need is more abuse
We're approaching the moment of truth
Don't doubt it, be counted
Try to look around your fences
Can you dry your drowning senses
Do you see the future
Is there any room for
Sticking your head in the sand
Don't pull the trigger
Don't pull the trigger
Don't pull the trigger
It's life on your finger
You've got it don't throw it away
Don't throw it away
While the powers are twisting our fate
And the rest of the world just waits
Will the son shoot the father or stay
The hammer, the clamor
And it's not just for us that we ask
But the children that follow our path
Cause we're already falling too fast
We make it or break it
Hey listen now!
Do you know what they doing
I don't know
Anything worth losing
Has to go
I don't wanna just be screaming
Going down
I don't wanna end up living
Underground

Endymion
09-25-2007, 08:37 PM
you all fail. even the shittiest of punk rock lyrics don't hold a crap-candle to george strait's "honk if you honky tonk":

Well, I got a bumper sticker
On the back of my truck
There ain’t another like it
‘Cause I had it made up
I can tell who’s behind me
They give themselves away
Lay on their horn when they read this phrase

Chorus:
Honk if you honky tonk
Don’t if you don’t
But, if you do
Don’t you love to
Honk if you honky tonk

Me and Friday night go hand in hand
Ice cold beer and a swingin’ band
A girl on my arm that won’t let go
She caught my little sign about a mile ago

Repeat Chorus

Well, just the other day I was cruisin’ through town
Sheriff pulled me over, I thought I had it now
I rolled down my window, he said with a grin
“I want one of them stickers or I’m gonna run you in.”

Repeat Chorus twice

Honk if you honky tonk

I hear ya honkin’, yeah
I’m pullin’ over,
Let’s honky tonk



this leads me to the general point that the thing that makes country music suck isn't so much the annoying music, but the godawful lyrics.

I had a barbeque stain on my white t-shirt,
you were killin' me in that mini skirt,
skippin' rocks on the river by the railroad tracks,
you had a sun tan line and red lipstick,
I worked so hard for that first kiss,
and a heart don't forget somethin' like that

DeAtHsTaR
09-26-2007, 09:56 AM
Riot Girl by Good Charlotte..

She's got tattoos, and piercings
She likes Minor threat she likes Social Distortion
My girl's a hot girl
A hood rat who needs an attitude adjustment

Christina, wouldn't wanna meet her
She hates you Britney so you better run for cover
My girl's a hot girl, a riot girl and she's angry at the world

Emergency call 911
She's pissed off at everyone
Police rescue, FBI
She wants a riot, she wants a riot

And everywhere we go, she gets us thrown out constantly
But that's okay
'Cuz I know, I know, I know my baby would do anything for me
Yeah

Christina, wouldn't wanna meet her
She hates you Britney so you better run for cover
My girl's a hot girl, a riot girl and she's taking on the world

I said

Emergency call 911
She's pissed off at everyone
Police rescue, FBI
She wants a riot, she wants a riot

She wants a riot, she wants a riot

oooh oooh oooh
oooh oooh oooh
Don't ya know that all I really want is you
I got it all and all I really want is you

Emergency call 911
She's pissed off at everyone
Police rescue, FBI
She wants a riot, she wants a riot

Emergency call 911
She wants a riot, she wants a riot
Police rescue, FBI
She wants a riot, she wants a riot

ruroken
09-26-2007, 10:12 AM
Pre-Teen Violence by Mindless Self Indulgence


We're Too Old For Teen Violence
But We're Not Too Old For Pre-teen Violence
We're Too Old For Teen Violence
But We're Not Too Old For Pre-teen Violence

Freak!
Hard To The Core
Flat On The Floor
Give Me Some More

March! Down The Hall
And Report To The Principal
March! Down The Hall
And Report To The Principal

Kill Your School Books And Rules
You're No Fool Teach Us Stupid
Ring The Bell, Ditch This Hell
You're Too Cool
Too Cool For This School

We're Too Old For Teen Violence
But We're Not Too Old For Pre-teen Violence
We're Too Old For Teen Violence
But We're Not Too Old For Pre-teen Violence

Freak!
Hard To The Core
Flat On The Floor
Give Me Some More

March! Down The Hall
And Report To The Principal
March! Down The Hall
And Report To The Principal

Kill Your School Books And Rules
You're No Fool Teach Us Stupid
Ring The Bell, Ditch This Hell
You're Too Cool
Too Cool For This School

Fail This Class
Go Home Early
Get Left Back
I'm Not Sorry

Fail This Class
Go Home Early
Get Left Back
I'm Not Sorry

March! Down The Hall
And Report To The Principal
March! Down The Hall
And Report To The Principal

Kill Your School Books And Rules
You're No Fool Teach Us Stupid
Ring The Bell, Ditch This Hell
You're Too Cool
Too Cool For This School


...and pretty much anything else by MSI.

nieh
03-04-2008, 09:23 AM
I think I have a new favorite. (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zjJV-qjOSPk)

Sunny
03-04-2008, 01:35 PM
i love this thread. <3

i present you the lyrical masterpiece that is "you stupid asshole" by angry samoans.

You took your clothes off
I started to laugh
Thats when I knew it was through
I guess I'll go I'll take a bath
there's nothing else to do.

You stupid asshole
know you're making me sick
You stupid asshole
baby suck my dick

1 2 I'm looking at you
and there ain't nothing I miss
3 4 I'm closing the door
'cause you no longer exist

put out baby

I hear these words panning in my brain
I need a girl who puts out
but you don't and its causing me pain
I'm in the middle of doubt

You stupid asshole
baby I'm one too
You stupid asshole
I don't know what to do

1 2 I'm looking at you
and there aint' nothing I miss
3 4 your just a fucking whore
'cause you no longer exist babe

JohnnyNemesis
03-04-2008, 01:39 PM
I still think "To Be Loved" by Papa Roach (http://www.sing365.com/music/lyric.nsf/To-Be-Loved-lyrics-Papa-Roach/18D2DA4832DE2784482571C7004688E0) has by far the worst lyrics imaginable.

Then, of course, there's this comment by a "reviewer":


its my i mean one of my life songs my heart is jet black and its all fucked up and it falling apart and i never give up or never give in my logic to society.... cuz i hate this fat ass chick named alex manning shes a bitch and listen to the game by disturbed the little bitch she went and she told a lie never again will she tell another a lie the little bitch she went and she told a lie never fuckin lie to me!! love tht part 2nd life song

Sunny
03-04-2008, 01:39 PM
talk about pure pathetic lazyness and no talent in whoever wrote that song.
if anybody is entertained by the teeny bopper music like that they deserve to be shot.im an angry person today

that combined with your icon is simply hysterical.

Llamas
03-04-2008, 01:50 PM
These have to be some of the worst lyrics ever.

Nothing left to lose
Except you and your baby blues
Microphone check this rhyme
Pancho villa was a friend of mine
I get fucked up holla back y’all
And I kick it like Jackie Chan
With my kung fu style
I’ll get rid of you in a while (yeah)
Hey hey hey
All the bitches in the back

C’mon c’mon get up get up (woah)
I know you know its never forever
C’mon c’mon get up get up (woah)
You wanna hear I’m sorry, whatever
Now that you're gone, I’m moving on
You wrecked it all
There’s nothing left to lose
Except for you
Hell yeah

Got my teenage kicks
Pullin' down boards like rodman
All the lipstick chicks sing
Na na na na na na
I get fucked up holla back y’all
And I rock it like Jackson Browne
Let me tell ya right now what
I like strippers better anyhow
Hey hey hey
All the bitches in the back

C’mon c’mon get up get up (woah)
I know you know its never forever
C’mon c’mon get up get up (woah)
You wanna hear I’m sorry whatever
Now that you gone I’m moving on
You wrecked it all
There’s nothing left to lose
Except for you
There’ nothing left to lose except for you

Go

1 2

Now that you're gone I’m moving on
You wrecked it all
There’s nothing left to lose
Except for you

-------------------------------

Also, some D-12. Any of their songs are really suitable to post here. This is just an example.

I take a couple uppers
I down a couple downers
But nothing compares
To these blue and yellow purple pills
I been to mushroom mountain
Once or twice but who's countin'
But nothing compares
To these blue and yellow purple pills

Cool, calm, just like my mom
With a couple of valium inside her palm
It's Mr. Mischief with a trick up his sleeve
To roll up on you like Christopher Reeves
I can't describe the vibe I get
When I drive by 6 people
And 5 I hit
Ah shit
I started a mosh pit
Squashed a bitch
And stomped the foster kids
These shrooms make me hallucinate
Then I sweat till I start losing weight
Till I see dumb shit start happenin'
Dumber than Vanilla Ice tryin to rap again
So bounce, bounce, c'mon bounce
I said c'mon bounce
Everybody in the house with a half an ounce
Not weed I meant coke dumb ass sit down
We don't bullshit, better ask around
D12 throws the bomb and's dashing town
Bizarre, your mom is passing out
Get her ass on the couch 'fore she crashes out

Fuck that, someone help Denaun
He's upstairs naked with a weapon drawn
Hey Von
You see me stepping on these leprechauns?
It gotta be acid cuz the X is gone
Ya I took them all dog with some parmesian
And I think my arm is gone
It's probably numb
Young, dumb, and full of cumm
And I think he 'bout to swallow his tongue
Scary ass it was a false alarm
You think I'm 'bout to die when I just got on
So stop acting stupid
You so high
That you might wake up with a guy
On some new shit
I think I did too much
This substance equals cups
Red pills, blue pills, and green
Big pills (That's ill)
Mescaline

Dirty Dozen
80 of us
Shady brothers
Ladies love us
That's why our baby mothers
Love us but they hate each other
They probably wanna take each other out
And date each other
Some-, something, something, something
Something, something, something, something

Pop pills
Pills I pop
Pop two pills
On stilts I walk
Snorted two lines that were filled with chalk
Thought it was Incredible I killed the Hulk
I wanna roll away
Like a rollerblade
Until my eyes roll back in my skull for days
And when I'm old and gray
Look for coke to smoke
I overdose
When I pack up my nose with coke
*cough cough cough*
Am I supposed to choke
Had an accident when the Trojan broke
Ahh, poor baby
Born by whore lady
And I'm gonna strangle a - (You're crazy!)

I pop four E's at one time
And I don't need water when I'm swallowing mine
(You got any shroom?)
Does Bizarre smoke crack?
We can't get job
Because our arms show tracks
Why the hell you niggas think I rap?
I do it just to get your company hijacked
If you like smack
Then I might too
(Swift, chill)
I just wanna get high like you
And I don't give a damn if they white or blue
Speed, shrooms, down the valiums
Even smoke weed outta vacuums
I just got some and I'm going back soon

I'm at rave
Looking like a slave
High off chronic
Gin and tonic demonic
Body smelt like vomit
Pussy poppin', acid-dropping, dope heavy guy
Heroine mescaline pencilneck, wanna try
Blue pills, golden seals
Got Bizarre actin' ill
Drugs kill (Yeah, right)
Bitch I'm for real
Shut your mouth you dirty slut
You know you want it in your butt
I'll put it in your cunt
Let Bizarre nutt

jacknife737
03-04-2008, 02:07 PM
Hot Action Cop - Fever for the Flava

a short sample of this atrocity



Can I get a little yum, yum kitty kitty
Just a little sumthin sumthin itty bitty
Do you wanna get triple x groovie
Gimme gimme some of that kinda movie
And let me spin ya like a record wicky wicky
Let me get you butt naked licky licky
Here we go yo here’s the scenario
Gonna strip you down like a car in the barrio

Ya got the power of the hootchie
I got the fever for the flava of the cootchie
I’m your lovey dovey bedtime playa
Call me the super sexy boogie man slayer
I got the green glow under my car
I got the boom boom system you can hear real

opivy21
03-04-2008, 04:33 PM
I hate that band.

iPunk247
03-08-2008, 05:05 PM
erugh... fuck it! i shall not typist in on explicit lyrics because i am so virginal...

IamSam
03-11-2008, 03:09 PM
I present the worst lyrics in the history of man. (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rTK0kFXJjd0)

Not Ozymandias
09-28-2008, 08:24 PM
Suck it in, suck it in, suck it in
If you're Rin Tin Tin or Anne Boleyn

Fuck the heck?

Jakebert
09-28-2008, 08:34 PM
Controversial choice for an Offspring message board, but here it goes:

I don't want to grow up
I don't want to grow up

If growing up means being like you
Then I don't want to be like you
Recycled trash
It's deja vu

I don't want to grow up
I don't want to grow up

You're grown up, told what to do
Your suit can't hide the truth
You're a fool
And I refuse to be like you

I don't want to grow up

Seriously, despite their legendary status they have, the Descendents have awful lyrics.

SaiKYoU
09-29-2008, 05:48 AM
I have this key that will open the gate of fear.
No-one has ever had the guts to go there.
I open the gate and I cross to this other land.
I have heard of stories that there will be diamonds

Nothing can stop me now,
when I fight all the dragons.
That will stand in the way.

I see bright light from a cave that's in front of me.
I walk inside and I see diamonds everywhere.
What is that noise I can hear right behind of me?
I turn around and I see this huge dragon.

He tried to burn me with flames arching from his nose.
I have this armor that protects me from fire.
Cut out his stomach, out came his sherry-stone.
Now I am tired and I will go home.

Nothing can stop me now,
when I fight all the dragons.
That will stand in the way.

"gate of fear" by "zonata", a short-lived swedish copy of Sonata Arctica...

i bet Dungeons and dragons claimed copyright violation...

F@ BANKZ
09-29-2008, 09:47 AM
I don't wish to come across as arrogant, but I just win, that's all I ever do Kevin, baby I just wiin!!

Do the rudebox, Shake your rudebox x4
Ok then back to basics grab your shell toes and your fat laces
A little hand clap for some funk faces and make your body move in the following places
goes up your back and then down your spine and when it hits your head…
Ok then back to baseheads dance like you just won at the special Olympics
I got the rudebox of the back of a spaceship, so sick I just had to take it
The R.U.D.E.B.O.X. up yer jacksy, split yer kecks sing a song of semtex, pocket full of durex body full of mandrex. Are we gonna have sex (yes) will you wear your knee socks (ohh) back to the rudebox

RIT Got this double fantasy where we just never stop, ive got one design and that’s to funk you to the top. Know whats on my mind there’s only one thing you will find, I got one design and that’s to bump you til you drop
Rudebox, do the rudebox, cos you so nasty
Rudebox, shake your rudebox, why you so nasty
Rudebox, do the rudebox, cos you so nasty
Rudebox, shake your rudebox, why you so nasty

Ok then back to spaceship, take both pills fuck the matrix
Jack those jills shake your Playtex rock 3 stripes not the asics
A.D.I.D.A.S old school cos it’s the best – yes
Tk max cost less yes
Jackson looks a mess bless
Ok then what to do, if you try to jack me ill rudebox you, if you rudebox me ill rudebox your whole crew cos its what I do aint that right boo – true
I’ll ride with you if you can get me to the border cos the sheriff’s after me for what I did to his daughter. I did it like this – you did it like that – I love it when you double clap clap

RIT Grab this double fantasy where we just never stop, ive got one design and that’s to funk you to the top. Know whats on my mind there’s only one thing you will find, I got one design and that’s to bump you til you drop
Rudebox, do the rudebox, cos you so nasty
Rudebox, shake your rudebox, why you so nasty
Rudebox, do the rudebox, cos you so nasty
Rudebox, shake your rudebox, why you so nasty

Ok then check the tan line, make your body shape like you’re stood on a landmine call me on my mobile not the landline and the jack the mainline at the same time
Ok this is what we do, got a jam so fresh its nice for you
Ok give it what you got and dial 808 for the bass to drop
Ok then whats the fracas grab your cardy your lead hat and your bus pass you don’t sweat much for a fat lass grab your rudebox cos your box is righteous
Ok bum rush the show I got high speed dubbing on my stereo and all the tunes in the box are the cherrio, I know I told you before, did you hear me though

RIT Grab this double fantasy where we just never stop, ive got one design and that’s to funk you to the top. Know whats on my mind there’s only one thing you will find, i got one design and that’s to bump you tïl you drop
Rudebox, do the rudebox, cos you so nasty
Rudebox, shake your rudebox, why you so nasty
Rudebox, do the rudebox, cos you so nasty
Rudebox, shake your rudebox, why you so nasty
Do the rudebox, shake your rudebox (repeat to fade)

Robbie Williams is a genius.

lost_nvrfound
09-29-2008, 10:19 AM
Good girls are pretty like all the time
I'm just pretty some of the time
Good girls are happy and satisfied
I won't stop asking until I die

I just can't deal with the rules
I can't take the pressure

Who's that girl that you dream of?
Who's that girl that you think you love?
Who's that girl, well I'm nothing like her
I know there's no such girl
I swear I can't take the pressure
Who's that girl?

Good girls don't say no or ask you why
I won't let you love me until you really try
Good girls are sexy like everyday
I'm only sexy when I say it's okay

I just can't deal with the rules
I can't take the pressure

Let's play a game that you've never tried
You be the girl and I'll be the guy
Let's pretend everything has changed, and then
would you love me any different?


they play that damn song all the time at work. just terrible. it takes effort to be that bad

bighead384
09-29-2008, 02:21 PM
Seriously, despite their legendary status they have, the Descendents have awful lyrics.

I really don't think "I Don't Want To Grow Up" is meant to be presented as the deepest lyrics ever in the first place. I mean, haven't you heard the childish taunts that are in every verse? I don't see a problem with the lyrics to that song, although they aren't the greatest either.

Gustavo
09-29-2008, 03:19 PM
É créu!
É créu neles!
É créu!
É créu nelas!
"Vambora, que vamo"!
"Vambora, que vamo"!

Prá dança créu
Tem que ter disposição
Prá dança créu
Tem que ter habilidade
Pois essa dança
Ela não é mole não
Eu venho te lembrar
Que são 5 velocidades...(2x)

A primeira é devagarzinho
Só o aprendizado.
É assim, oh!
Créeeeu...(3x)
Se ligou? De novo!
Crééééu...(3x)

Número 2!
Créu, créu, créu
Créu, créu, créu
Continua fácil, né?
De novo!
Créu, créu, créu,
Créu, créu, créu!

Número 3!
Créu, créu, créu, créu...(3x)
Tá ficando dificil, hein?
Créu, créu, créu, créu (3x)!

Agora eu quero ver a 4!
Créu, créu, créu, créu
Créu, créu, créu, créu
Créu, créu, créu, créu
Créu, créu, créu
Créu, créu, créu, créu
Créu, créu, créu, créu!

Tá aumentando mané!

Créu, créu, créu, créu
Créu, créu, créu, créu
Créu, créu, créu, créu
Créu, créu, créu
Créu, créu, créu, créu
Créu, créu, créu
Segura DJ!

Vou confessar a vocês
Que eu não consigo
A número 5
DJ!
Velocidade cinco
Na dança do créu!!
Créu-Créu-Créu-Créu
Créu-Créu-Créu-Créu...(6x)
Hahahahaha
Créu-Créu-Créu-Créu
Créu-Créu-Créu-Créu...(8x)!

Prá dança créu
Tem que ter disposição
Prá dança créu
Tem que ter habilidade
Pois essa dança
Ela não é mole não
Eu venho te lembrar
Que são 5 velocidades...(2x)

A primeira é devagarzinho
Só o aprendizado.
É assim, oh!
Créeeeu...(3x)
Se ligou? De novo!
Crééééu...(3x)

Número 2!
Créu, créu, créu
Créu, créu, créu
Continua fácil, né?
De novo!
Créu, créu, créu,
Créu, créu, créu!

Número 3!
Créu, créu, créu, créu...(3x)
Tá ficando dificil, hein?
Créu, créu, créu, créu (3x)!

Agora eu quero ver a 4!
Créu, créu, créu, créu
Créu, créu, créu, créu
Créu, créu, créu, créu
Créu, créu, créu
Créu, créu, créu, créu
Créu, créu, créu, créu!

Tá aumentando mané!

Créu, créu, créu, créu
Créu, créu, créu, créu
Créu, créu, créu, créu
Créu, créu, créu
Créu, créu, créu, créu
Créu, créu, créu
Segura DJ!

Vou confessar a vocês
Que eu não consigo
A número 5
DJ!
Velocidade cinco
Na dança do créu!!
Créu-Créu-Créu-Créu
Créu-Créu-Créu-Créu...(6x)
Hahahahaha!
Créu-Créu-Créu-Créu
Créu-Créu-Créu-Créu...(8x)!
Hahahahaha!

Brazilians know what I mean :P

Jakebert
09-29-2008, 03:56 PM
I really don't think "I Don't Want To Grow Up" is meant to be presented as the deepest lyrics ever in the first place. I mean, haven't you heard the childish taunts that are in every verse? I don't see a problem with the lyrics to that song, although they aren't the greatest either.

Because even if they're attempts at being funny or sarcastic they don't work so it's kind of bad on every level.

And I know it isn't supposed to be deep, because it's the Descendents, and they have the depth of a kiddy pool.