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Sin Studly
08-20-2007, 01:59 AM
My friend was so drunk he refused to hand his wallet over to a mugger, and as a result he got opened with a butcher's knife. To make things worse, he tried to defend himself, so now he has "look-at-me i'm a vain-cuteing faget add me 2 myspace plz" scars all up and down his arms. These wounds will never heal.

lolololololol @ him!!!!!

Amiralanal
08-20-2007, 02:58 AM
Why will they never heal?

F@ BANKZ
08-20-2007, 03:03 AM
How much had he drunk by this time?

Weirddimensions
08-20-2007, 03:07 AM
The could happen to me sober.

Sin Studly
08-20-2007, 03:46 AM
Why will they never heal?

Because they make him look like an emo faget even though he was doing something as manly as fighting off a gook with a butcher's knife.

edit ; I just realised, the only thing that could make this more priceless would be if he got blowout fractures too, to make it look like he was wearing faggy eye make-up.

Weirddimensions
08-20-2007, 03:55 AM
I thought I read something complimentary. But I'm not thinking right now. Pretty Fly is playing on Offspring Radio. You all have about two minutes left before you will regret missing this. gonna play the field.

Whiplash
08-20-2007, 04:23 AM
You are weird...

ZagmenO
08-20-2007, 07:09 AM
I feel bad for this friend of yours. I hope he does OK.

Andy
08-20-2007, 09:25 AM
I thought I read something complimentary. But I'm not thinking right now. Pretty Fly is playing on Offspring Radio. You all have about two minutes left before you will regret missing this. gonna play the field.

Eh?


Eh?


Eh?

KyleW
08-20-2007, 10:43 AM
I thought I read something complimentary. But I'm not thinking right now. Pretty Fly is playing on Offspring Radio. You all have about two minutes left before you will regret missing this. gonna play the field.

Apolagies for being off topic here:

What is offspring radio, is it like the offsprings own radio station? ive not heard of it, please teach me.

I feel kind sorry for your mate, i refused to hand my wallet over to some muggers. i only got a couple of hits (1 to the face, 1 to the right shoulder) but they nicked my fish and chips :(

Andy
08-20-2007, 10:48 AM
they nicked my fish and chips :(

Bastards. Is nothing sacred anymore?!

Endymion
08-20-2007, 11:01 AM
it'll be funny when you friend gets accused of being a faggy emo and then goes "no no, i was fighting off a gook with a knife" and no one believes him.

Little_Miss_1565
08-20-2007, 11:31 AM
Does he still have his wallet?

German Andres
08-20-2007, 11:46 AM
Does he still have his wallet?


The doctors sutured him but they forgot the wallet inside him :eek:
Naa that wasn`t good. Sin Studly I hope your friend is getting better.

JohnnyNemesis
08-20-2007, 12:48 PM
Why will they never heal?

Because fear is how he fell, and then he confused what was real :(

HeadAroundU
08-20-2007, 01:20 PM
Apolagies for being off topic here:

What is offspring radio, is it like the offsprings own radio station? ive not heard of it, please teach me.
http://www.offspring.com/ top right corner.

Apolagies for talking about the offspring in GC.

lol @ your friend! Send him to Slovakia. We've been helping out with terrorized kids lately.

RickyCrack
08-20-2007, 03:13 PM
Craaaaawwwwwwwling in my skiiiiiiiiiiin
these wouuuunds they willllll not heeeeeaaaaaaaallllll

T-6005
08-20-2007, 03:23 PM
It's got the be the third time in 4 days I say it, but the other day I was listening to this pretty cool electro-rock band and then some fag began singing. And I realized it was Linkin Park.

Those dudes should get rid of their singers. Then they'd be kind of fun.

Sin Studly
08-20-2007, 03:25 PM
Fuckers, quit feeling sorry for my friend. He's a big strong australian, he can take a little slashing.

And yes, he kept his wallet.

Little_Miss_1565
08-20-2007, 07:51 PM
Haha, nice. I hope he had a hell of a lot of money on him.