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Skinny
08-27-2007, 09:15 PM
If you have any question regarding anything, post it in here, and people with higher knowledge can prove their intelligence here by answering the questions.

Rag Doll
08-27-2007, 09:30 PM
i have a BOYFRIEND. we have SEX. and i need to know....

do i use condoms or the pill?

sKratch
08-27-2007, 10:09 PM
Use sex pills and con him into being dumb. :confused: :confused:

Endymion
08-27-2007, 11:19 PM
easy, pooper.

HornyPope
08-27-2007, 11:44 PM
Hey Sin Studly, what type of bleach do you recommend for the kids to chug?

TBD
08-28-2007, 12:04 AM
What's the best high you can get off household cleaning products?

0r4ng3
08-28-2007, 05:29 AM
How do you type with boxing gloves on your hands?

Sin Studly
08-28-2007, 05:50 AM
Hey Sin Studly, what type of bleach do you recommend for the kids to chug?

I'm a man, I don't clean and hence don't know any bleach brands. Ask your woman.

HeadAroundU
08-28-2007, 05:56 AM
Hey Sin Studly, what type of bleach do you recommend for the kids to chug?
Pelinkovac.

Andy
08-28-2007, 10:01 AM
Ask your woman.

Pelinkovac.

That made me LOL hard.

Skinny
08-28-2007, 03:33 PM
How do you type with boxing gloves on your hands?

Use the thumb part....

Llamas
08-28-2007, 05:07 PM
How do you type with boxing gloves on your hands?

Will you type my English paper for me?

KyleW
08-29-2007, 01:14 AM
How do you type with boxing gloves on your hands?

Easy, like this:

m,srtgcgbd mmpccsdtpqfok y fw9ihp;m,.qdz - With boxing gloves

The Offspring Rule - Normally

Endymion
08-29-2007, 01:17 AM
How do you type with boxing gloves on your hands?

i'm surprised that that's gone over so many heads.

Llamas
08-29-2007, 01:25 AM
It only went over two people's heads for sure... and I think they're both younger people who missed the demographic audience.

Oromis
08-29-2007, 01:33 PM
How do you type with boxing gloves on your hands?

Homestarrunner .

Jakebert
08-29-2007, 04:47 PM
Why do good things happen to bad people?

coke_a_holic
08-29-2007, 05:14 PM
Why does everyone I love always hate me?

Jakebert
08-29-2007, 05:17 PM
Why do birds suddenly appear every time you are near?

Endymion
08-29-2007, 05:21 PM
Daddy ?

BREAK
08-29-2007, 05:29 PM
How many bites did it take you to chew your fucking arm off?

Mota Boy
08-31-2007, 03:17 AM
It vaguely annoys me that none of you smart-asses asked how many licks it takes to get to the Tootsie Roll center of a Tootsie Roll Pop when I just discovered that a few weeks ago (417).

By the way, Skinny, nobody proves their intelligence by answering questions over a format that, by definition, guarantees you access to both the collective body of human knowledge and the resources to easily sort through it. All it gives them a chance to "prove" is their idiocy, both in the answering and the asking.

Great Mike
08-31-2007, 05:21 AM
Not to mention that you can get cheated. Yeah.

Not Ozymandias
08-31-2007, 03:13 PM
Why do good things happen to bad people?
Read the Old Testament, we were created by a sociopath.

KyleW
08-31-2007, 03:59 PM
Why do good things happen to bad people?

A question thats been bugging me for years...

Oromis
08-31-2007, 05:45 PM
Why was old Godzilla hopping around Tokyo city like a big playground in the first place?

ZagmenO
08-31-2007, 08:20 PM
How many licks does it take to get to the tootsie roll center of a tootsie pop?

EDIT:


It vaguely annoys me that none of you smart-asses asked how many licks it takes to get to the Tootsie Roll center of a Tootsie Roll Pop when I just discovered that a few weeks ago (417).


I swear I did not notice this!!!

Not Ozymandias
11-03-2007, 06:59 PM
Why was old Godzilla hopping around Tokyo city like a big playground in the first place?
He's a giant carnivorous dinosaur, what else would he do? It'd be a waste of his radioactive fire shooting abilities if he didn't use them.







Q: Why do armpits smell bad?

0r4ng3
11-03-2007, 10:08 PM
How do you type with boxing gloves on your hands?
I really should stop asking this in every single "Ask _____" thread.

Llamas
11-03-2007, 10:27 PM
And I should stop replying to those with the English paper one...

Not Ozymandias
11-03-2007, 10:42 PM
Eyes on the ball folks, we're talking armpit shop now.

Mota Boy
11-03-2007, 11:01 PM
Q: Why do armpits smell bad?Because they provide a damp environment with nutritious sweat glad extracts and dead skin cells, allowing for the explosive growth of an unfathomably large bacteria colony, right on your own body. The odor is composed of various gases which are the by-product of the bacteria feasting on your skin. Essentially, aside from the smell of the rotting skin and sweat itself, your armpit odor consists a miasma of bacteria farts.

Not Ozymandias
11-04-2007, 12:05 AM
As I feared, I was better off not knowing.

JohnnyNemesis
11-04-2007, 12:10 AM
Yeah. And sometimes (or at least in my case), I put too much deodorant on and when that stuff dries up it gets pretty rank too. It only makes the problem worse after long.

H1T_That
11-04-2007, 08:11 AM
Why did atom leave the offspring?